Author has written 11 stories for Bleach, Naruto, Aliens/Predator, Fullmetal Alchemist, Avatar: Last Airbender, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Ben 10, and Burst Angel.
Well, it's the start of a new day! Slayer End is back, people, and with a vengeance! I've taken some new policies, as of late. I'll be doing some stuff... An example of some of the stuff I'll be doing is this. If you regularly look at my profile, you'll notice it's a hell of a lot shorter.
I got rid of a lot of the copied and pasted material so that I could do this. As of now, I'll be taking a different approach to how I do Fanfiction. This isn't just something I do to pass the time so I don't pour coffee onto the heads of my coworkers, anymore. Now? This is a choice and lifestyle. I plan on making a career by using Fanfiction.Net to throw me to the top and I need to take things seriously.
No more hypocrisy! No more clichés! It's all original: All the time! I maintain my obsession with the number four, and also remain slightly immature. I hold a weakness for rhyming with really bad timing... But I'll get better! I want honest critiques from all of you, my faithful readers. Don't be afraid to flame me, I want the most honest and heart wrenching (But hopefully constructive) criticism you can offer! I msispleled sumthing? You tell me! Slayer have shitty grammar? You tell me! There's a plot hole? We'll get to that! So yeah, don't hold back!
Also, I want people to seriously start considering my challenges. I have them set up right under my updates. And as of now, I'll be keeping track of them. Please, if you've read this message, I thank you.
On New Years Eve of 2009 at 9:01 PM, 'Broken Twins' has recieved exactly 1,285,000 Hits with mostly positive reviews. Congradulations 'Broken Twins' and a big thank you to all my reviewers and readers. An even Bigger Thank You for being Reviewer Number 362, Don Saurus. And thanks for being a great criticizer of my work. I look forward to your future flames, and criticisms, and I will improve as an author every day with your advice... once again, thank you.
On January 1st, 2010, The crossover for Fullmetal Alchemist and Burst Angel won the poll by six votes of the 319 voters. Thank you all. We can expect chapters to start coming this Summer. Until then, I'll be prewriting chapters. Chapter 1 is finished. Chapter 2 is in the works!
It's Wednesday the 24th and, because of the sheer stupidity of GoogleDOCs and my current inability to switch writing systems, I'll have to skip my update of 'Broken Twins' this week. But, never fear! With ten more days, give or take, to work on it, I can assure you that I'll have a chapter of at least 5000 words. So... yeah, I'll update. I just can't do it this week. Gomen na Sai...
March 4th, there is a hell. GoogleDocs is a bitch, officially. I hate it with the passion of ten-thousand burning suns. When I tried to submit chapter 25, all 5000 words were deleted. I'm going to have to write the whole thing all over again... I'll start in two days after I download a new writing system. Fuck. I despise GoogleDocs, now more than ever.
March 14th... Surprisingly, I'm not complaining about GoogleDocs, today. Rather, I blame Mother Nature and Father Time. Between power outages in my town and my daily life (Which has been rather hectic for the past week), I haven't been able to write up another chapter for 'Broken Twins'. I'll have to skip this week too. Damn it!
March 24th. You know what this message means. No BT this week either. This time, I couldn't get around to it. My computer got a virus and I had to spend six days trying to get rid of it. It deleted all my work on the next chapter of BT. Good news? I got Microsoft Word back. Bad news? It's a different version and it'll take me at least a week to figure it out. Hence, there may not be an update next week either... Fuck.
April 14th. No more! I can't take it! Between computer troubles and writer's block, I find myself incapable of continuing 'Broken Twins' at this time! Until further notice, it's on Hiatus. I'll be working on trying to update it in my spare time, and when I DO update it, it will be on a 4-day. I'm sorry, but that's all she wrote.
October 10th, 2010. It's finally happened. Happy Birthday, Naruto! Oh, and Fox 9 has been Updated. Have fun.
October 17th, 2010. After several years, I've changed my Avatar to something a little different. Whereas before, it pictured a clown with flaming hair standing some distance away and holding a bloody kitchen knife behind his back, now his face is pictured... My new image is FAR more intimidating, in my opinion.
March 5th, 2011. Wow, it's been a while since my last Update. Well, let's see... oh. 'A Hero Dies Under Amber Skies' is officially discontinued. I can't take that story much further, however, one Author on this site has decided to adopt the story and continue it from where it left off. Pray for him. The Author in question is one XKhaosXKyuubiX. I feel that he'll do great things. Also, to solidify this, in one week, I will remove that story from my Profile.
If you accept a story, please PM me and inlude my name in the disclaimer. I also wish for you to finish the story that you take up as a challenge. Ja ne, Reader-san!
Spin the Dial Challenge-
Naruto/One Piece Crossover
So riddle me this, what if Jutsu weren't sealed within the Sacred Scroll. But instead, Dials of Skypiea were sealed inside by complete accident? Now, suppose Naruto tries to steal the scroll one or two years earlier... and you have a story.
Anything Rinnegan Must Go Challenge-
This is a different challenge, one that I even just made a oneshot for. It's called 'Anything Rinnegan Must Go'. If you're too lazy to read the oneshot, here's how it goes: We pose the question of how the hell Nagato (aka: Pein) ever got the Rinnegan in the first place. The challenge is to either create a story detailing how Nagato could have gotten the Rinnegan in the first place... or, say "what if". For example... What if Nagato didn't get the Rinnegan but instead it was given to...? Who? But please, if you're going to choose Naruto, be original. I'm not asking for some kind of demigod, I'm asking for something realistic!
Who has taken the Challenge so far?
Kill the Clan Challenge-
You're going to have problems with this one. So, here's the idea. Danzo has kept Naruto imprisoned all his life and has been torturing him in the hopes of making him stronger. Eventually, he succeeds, but Naruto is not only a loose end... he's a loose cannon ready to blow. So Danzo decides to do something that would change the world. "Uzumaki Naruto, in exchange for executing the Uchiha Clan, you will be allowed to leave Konoha and never look back." Too bad Danzo never said Naruto couldn't come back. Rules for the challenge? Go nuts.
Queen of Elves-
This is tricky... so I'll make it simple. Uzumaki Naruto was prepared to do anything and everything to become the greatest Hokage in history. Sadly, becoming the vessel for the most powerful Queen of Elves in history was not on the agenda. Now, Naruto has to make due while hiding a secret bigger than Kyuubi... he's no longer human... and he isn't male, either! Parameters for the challenge? Well, they're simple. One: I don't care about the pairing, it's going to be Fem!Naruto and somebody else. As long as the other person is within two years of age of Naruto, I'm fine with it. Two: Please, for the love of god, NO MAGIC! I want you to stress from the beginning that it's a load of bull! We're going for a comedy, not a super-powered romantic tragedy/action/adventure/angst/piece-o'-crap! Which brings us to three: Make it funny. Don't try too hard, but at least make it so it's laughable. Like all my challenges, good grammar and spelling is a must.
Fifty Years of Math 1959 - 2009 (in the USA )
Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for 1.58. The counter girl took my 2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters , but she hailed the manager for help.. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950's:
1. Teaching Math In 1950's
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for 100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?
2. Teaching Math In 1960's
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for 100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or 80. What is his profit?
3. Teaching Math In 1970's
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for 100. His cost of production is 80. Did he make a profit?
4. Teaching Math In 1980's
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for 100.. His cost of production is 80 and his profit is 20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
5. Teaching Math In 1990's
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of 20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels
6. Teaching Math In 2009
Un hachero vende una carretada de madera para 100. El costo de la producciones es 80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?
Crocodile Dundee: "That's not a knife... this is a knife."
Jana Carvy: "Why go up shit creek without a paddle?"
Jack Sparrow: "I think he went in a... 'that way' direction.
Drake Parker: "Orphans love baseball!"
I have discovered the equation to go over the top in everything!
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.
Things you shouldn't say to cops.
1. "Sorry about knocking up your wife."
2. "Oh, hey officer. Why'd ya wake me up? What? I've been asleep this whole time, I don't remember running over any crossing guards."
3. "How about I buy you a dozen donuts and you let me off the hook?"
4. "Is that a pistol in your holster or are you coming on to me?"
5. "Hey Ociffer! Whaddaya been upwards to, huh?"
6. "Oh, sure! You arrest me for drunk driving. But, when some other cop does it, you go get donuts!"
7. "You're a member of the force, right? So... where's the lightsaber?"
8. "I know that you'd much rather be drinking coffee right now, so, what's stopping you?"
9. "I'm just a student driver... Honest."
10. "So... About the whole 'You'll never take me alive' thing... That was just a joke..."
11. "Yeah, I'd like a large fries, A whopper, One milkshake... wait, no, make that two milkshakes, and a stack of flapjacks."
12. "So, I was going 120 in a school zone? Then you must have been going 125 to catch me. Good job officer... Good job."
13. "Bad boys, bad boys... whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"
14. "What do you mean 'stealing from the evidence locker is illegal'? You do it all the time!"
15. "Hell yeah! a 500 ticket! I finally broke my record!"
REST IN PEACE TOONAMI.
From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.
Tom and the Absolution
A great Character and a funny host
You will live on forever in this.
If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, Outkast000, Slayer End
April 1, 2012: Toonami is now on Adult Swim! Welcome back, Toonami, you were missed!
May 27th, 2012: By popular demand, Adult Swim brought it back officially. It is not a prank or a joke. To all the many fans of Toonami who stayed loyal no matter what, thank you. Thank you all.
'The Kitsune Hollow' "Well, I don't believe it. I'm dead." Said the fox as it looked around in its cave, a pair of slitted, sapphire-blue eyes behind his skull-like mask. Hollow-Naruto/Naruto-Bleach X over
(I was given a request to put 'The Kitsune Hollow' into both the Naruto and Bleach categories from Leaprechaun1.)
'Broken Twins' Naruto Fic. "What was the first thing you saw when you were born? Most likely, the caring eyes of your mother. Why is it that my twin sister was given that right and not me? The first thing I saw when I entered life was the unforgiving, dark ceiling of the morgue..."
'Hunter 80, Demon of the Flower Moon' Bleach/AvP Crossover. "I know I'm not like them... I see heat, I have green blood... I look like a freaking crab!" We follow the life a sad Yautja who hunts the criminals of the 80th Districts of Rukongai...
'A Hero Dies Under Amber Skies' AU Naruto/Star Wars: Clone Wars unlike any other... Naruto, on a mission that would decide the fate of the Shinobi world, is supposedly drowned in tree sap. 100 million years later, an Amber fossil is discovered by the Republic. Who is this dark, odd man?
'Nanashi Kira: The No Name Killer' Naruto was never allowed into the ninja academy. So, he decided not to be a ninja for the village. Rather, he would be a vigilante in the village. AU Semi-dark Naru
I have some great story ideas such as:
'Red Dawn of the Ishbalans' Akatsuki, after activating their weapon prematurely, opens the Gate and are sent to Ishbal in their infant forms. As they grow, pieces of their past come together. When they see the Homonculi, what shall happen?
'We Three Pranksters' Three siblings of seperate mothers, born on the same night. A demon, borken and sealed within them. No matter what, they shall stay together and nobody can say a thing about it. They are the Uzumaki Siblings.
'Fox 9' A Naruto/Ben 10 Crossover. When Naruto fails the graduation exam for the third time, he doesn't meet Mizuki. Instead, he falls in a sewer on his way home and finds a scroll... a scroll that sends him to a different corner of the universe. He is now Fox 9, the greatest thief the universe will ever come to know... Starts before Kevin 11, significantly AU. Ignores events of Alien Force.
'Demon Fox of the Wastelands' Naruto/Storm Hawks Crossover. Thousands of years ago, the Wastelands were a home of peace, prosperity, life... and war. A torn and broken survivor struggles to live in this new world... And end a war before history repeats itself.
'Maboroshi Den'atsu, The Living Ghost' Naruto/Teen Titans Crossover. "I see things, I hear things... nobody else sees or hears them. Is it my gift or my curse that through fear I affect people's lives for the better? I suppose... it will forever be a mystery."
'The Weasel's Journal' Naruto Fic. After the Uchiha Massacre, Uchiha Sasuke is shocked to discover a written journal under Itachi's bed, outlining his entire life... Watch as Sasuke lives in a way that is truly 'By the book'...
'6 Over 10' Marvel/Naruto Crossover. "He has the power of gods... and squanders it saving their lives? He doesn't even USE his abilites... this Six Over Ten spites all that is immortal, he shall pay for his transgressions. Naruto Uzumaki will die!"
'Chronicles of Righteous Blight' Naruto/Powerpuff Girls Z Crossover. When Naruto was a baby, the Sandaime decided to get rid of him by using a modified Hiraishin jutsu. Will Naruto be able to survive in this strange world or will he perish before he even learns to walk?
'Of Guilt and Light Matter' D. Gray Man fic. In a freak accident, Allen and the 14th become fused together and sent to an alternate dimension where the White Order exists to take over the world and the Noah family exists to save it. And his life was so simple too...
'The Reluctant Demon' D. Gray Man/Naruto Crossover. In the Valley of the End, Sasuke killed Naruto. He returns home after listening to Naruto's final wish... but then he is given an offer: "This is a magical body! Put a soul in it, and it comes alive! Just call out his name..."
'The End of Eternity' Naruto Fic. What if the Konoha Naruto grew up in... was different. Uchiha Madara was the Shodaime, his brother was the Nidaime. Danzo the Sandaime, and Orochimaru the Yondaime. What if Naruto understood what was wrong? With the help of Pein, he will turn Konoha into the peaceful village it was meant to be.
'Automatic Deception' Naruto/Transformers Animated Crossover. It was after the final battle that Naruto was believed dead. It shouldn't be too hard to picture his surprise when he awakens well an alive in a body that is not his own and in a world more advanced than his own... and what the hell is an 'Allspark'?!
This is my FictionPress Account: http://www.fictionpress.com/slayerend
That's all for now,
Forever Signed in Blood...
Unsafe External Link