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I like to read and write.

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because I'd someone's not gonna write a story about the twins, then I'll do it myself.

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By Thy Roots by DullSpectrum reviews
The shattered moon tells a story: A boy returned home, from across the fog. His soul re-forged by tribulation and his spirit empowered by the light of the Elden Ring, a Lord returns to Remnant, a land ever on the verge of darkness. To strike at the machinations of Outer Gods and gouge them from this reality; to free mankind from divinity, for that was his promise. (M for safety)
Crossover - RWBY & Elden Ring - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,246 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 5/27 - Jaune A., Queen Marika the Eternal
Money and Cigarettes on the Streets of Vale by JazzChicken reviews
Failed student, Private dick, and bounty hunter were not titles Jaune thought he'd have. All he wanted to do was just be a hero on the straight and narrow and maybe get a girlfriend. He most certainly didn't think he'd be in bed with crooked cops, criminals, and terrorists.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,284 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 2/27/2022 - Jaune A., Team RWBY
Yakuza Arc by Lazy Autumn Moon reviews
Jaune Arc. Naïve. Socially awkward. Easily influenced. Taken under the wings of uncle "Junior" Hei Xiong, and trained in the strange "Yakuza Way" by two bouncers from Mistral (who won't stop giggling for some reason), a different Jaune Arc stumbles into Beacon. What, it looks like he's about to vomit? No! That's his killer face, honest. Remember Jaune, it's all about confidence.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 289,096 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 3/16/2023 - Melanie M., Miltia M., Jaune A.
They're Sweet On Each Other by Selene Sokal reviews
A relationship between Jaune, the son of a premier Valean bakery, and Blake, daughter of a country rich in sugarcane, represents a serious matter of global importance, one in which every faction across Beacon is hugely invested in the outcome. The whole world of Remnant turns on the possibility of Knightshade. Well, it's that, or they're just surrounded by idiots. One of the two.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 152 - Published: 5/29 - Blake B., Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Mending the Knots by azndrgn reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rejected, his only choices were to return home or stay in Vale. In a random act, Jaune decides to open a massage parlor! He had the training for that! Jaune starts a new chapter while still trying to become a Huntsman, while also making friends with both civilians, Huntsmen, and .. criminals? Life's never been more interesting! Coverart by Kegi!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 233,400 - Reviews: 2788 - Favs: 7,301 - Follows: 8,388 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 12/19/2017 - Jaune A.
Auras and Alibis by Obsequium Minaris reviews
He was a boy, she was a girl, could it be any more obvious? He was a nurse, she was Vale's biggest and meanest supervillain hiding in plain sight. Welcome to Auras and Alibis.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,014 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 6/29/2023 - [Jaune A., Cinder F.] Ozpin, L. Ren
Exploring the Undiscovered Lands with a Slave Harem by ChastityQM reviews
Hob Arkwright is setting off for the southern hemisphere, a disconnected world of magic and strangeness. Accompanying him are a small harem of beautiful slaves who he fucks.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,914 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 2/4
Shattered Rune Arc by agopessimist reviews
Jaune Arc wanted to be a hero, to be someone his ancestors and family would be proud of. But even after becoming Tarnished, failure continued to haunt him throughout his journey in the Lands Between. Now having returned to Remnant as Elden Lord, Jaune swore he would do whatever it takes to never fail again. He swore to fulfill his friend and mentor's dying wish: protect Ruby Rose.
Crossover - RWBY & Elden Ring - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,370 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 9/19/2022 - Ruby R., Jaune A., Summer R., Ranni the Witch
Hear Me Out by Konshiro Crobrasha reviews
Imagine a world where Salem and her cronies are non-existent. Where humanity can simply exist without a care in the world. A world where things are simple and peaceful, with Grimm being only a passing threat. That is a world we find ourselves in...unfortunately, it just so happens this world also has Jaune as a successful audio porn star instead of a Huntsman.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,875 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 2/26 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] Team RWBY - Complete
A Taste of Knightshade by Twisted Fate MK 2 reviews
Jaune Smithson spent his days slaving over nails, tools and the like in the forge, earning his meals. But he's always dreamed of service - to his Kingdom, the Church, the people. But what will come when he gets a taste of what he has spent his entire life wanting?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,808 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 10/12/2021 - Blake B., Jaune A.
Malachite Table Mix by SeaRoar reviews
With Junior's bar trashed and its employees scattered, the Malachite twins find themselves in a bind for lien and comfort. Yet, perhaps the appearance of a kind hunter in training would change their days for the better? Funny how luck could flip on a whim, eh?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 6/3/2023 - Melanie M., Miltia M., Jaune A.
Resolve by Helghy reviews
With a brutal wake up call as a young boy and a proper teacher, Jaune Arc is far more prepared to become a huntsman than most are upon taking their first steps onto Beacon Academy's campus. Unfortunately, not even the most veteran huntsman is prepared for the true threats lurking beneath the veneer of peace that cover Remnant. Beside his new friends Jaune will struggle to survive.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,749 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/8/2023 - Published: 7/10/2023 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] Blake B., Yang X.L.
Language of Letters by Mr.TheBaker reviews
After a fight with her father Weiss sends a letter to a random address, hoping for a stranger to vent to. Jaune one day receives a letter from an unknown address, venting about their father, Jaune sends one back, companionship ensues.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 9/14/2023 - Published: 8/26/2023 - Jaune A., Weiss S.
Wait, you didn't know? by vendetta543 reviews
Ruby asks Jaune who his best friend is. The answer isn't who she expects.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 365 - Published: 8/24/2023 - Blake B., Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Their Little Horror Club by EnderLance reviews
There was something about horror that really drew people in. Blake didn't get it at first, but Jaune was all too happy to introduce her to the world of psychological terror, gross monsters and unimaginable existences. Somehow, all of that lead to a horror club, and she wasn't sure how she got here. Ah well. Here's to good ol' scares. (Rewrite of: Little Horror Club)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,123 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/15/2023 - Published: 6/16/2023 - Weiss S., Blake B., Jaune A., Velvet S.
Beyond the Boundary by Complex Motives reviews
Rejected from Beacon, Jaune gets an offer to take a new path into the unknown world of the supernatural, and quickly learns that grimm aren't the only creatures that stalk the night. It might not be what he wanted, but if it means keeping his dream alive, he can adapt. After all, dealing in magic can't be any harder than being a huntsman.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 443,569 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 1,984 - Updated: 5/30/2023 - Published: 4/14/2018 - Jaune A., Emerald S. - Complete
The Dragons of the North by MahinaFable reviews
When Jaune Arc went to find the culprit behind the razing of a village, he expected to find a fire-breathing monster. Instead, he found Weiss, a pushy, bossy young little frost dragon, who was the size of a housecat, and about as threatening. Together, a boy and a dragon set out to save the town of Mantle, in the name of family, adventure, and lots and lots of treasure!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,383 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 2/25/2023 - Published: 1/21/2023 - Jaune A.
A Man of Honor by That Guy Smoking a Pipe reviews
The minute I stepped foot in this city I was living a lie. I had hoped those lies would help me reach my dream of becoming a huntsmen but it took me down a different path, it took me into the depths of this city's criminal underworld where I learned that among thieves there is honor. AU where Jaune expelled from Beacon infiltrates the Vale Mafia and becomes a different kind of hero
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 794,007 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 3,153 - Follows: 3,157 - Updated: 11/5/2022 - Published: 12/27/2020 - [Jaune A., Neo] Junior X., Roman T. - Complete
The Self Made Man by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune was down on his luck even before he found himself getting mugged in an alleyway. The last person he expected to be saved by was a man even more beaten up than he. Junior might not have been perfect but he and his gang made their own destiny, no matter what life threw at them. Junior's gang represented the one thing Jaune never knew he needed - the chance to prove himself.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 434,661 - Reviews: 6866 - Favs: 4,600 - Follows: 4,773 - Updated: 9/22/2022 - Published: 1/7/2021 - Jaune A. - Complete
Going Out with a Yang by Mallobaude reviews
Yang Xiao Long was many things. Fun, charismatic, beautiful, not to mention a kick-ass huntress. But the perfect girlfriend? She'd never given that one a go, until now. When Jaune is in need of a pretty girl to impress his sister, a bored Yang leaps at the chance to pretend for a day. She never would have expected to fall in love with his family. Or him. Cover art by Naomigumbs.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,317 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 3,138 - Updated: 8/3/2022 - Published: 1/2/2021 - [Jaune A., Yang X.L.] [Saphron A., Terra C.] - Complete
Friends with Benefits by Ezekiel107 reviews
Jaune has been hanging out with his "out of school" friends a lot recently. Coming back to the dorm in the wee hours of the night smelling like alcohol and perfume. Not to mention the marks on his neck. Ren already has it figured out. The others? Well, they want to try and get to the bottom of Jaune's afterschool activities.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 9/8/2021 - Published: 9/2/2021 - Melanie M., Miltia M., Jaune A., L. Ren
Nyaaaaa! by Mallobaude reviews
Loathe as she was to admit it, Blake had urges. Blake had needs. Blake had certain itches that needed to be scratched, just as many faunus did. Sure, she could always do it herself, but it was so much more satisfying when someone else did it for her. All she needed was to find someone kind, and more importantly, discreet enough to keep her secret. Cover art by Bumblebee358.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,491 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 3/3/2021 - Published: 8/8/2020 - [Jaune A., Blake B.]
For Want Of A Knight by Aravas reviews
Two idiots decide it would be a spiffing great idea to break the resident knight's heart. It ends badly and kickstarts an epic war for love at Beacon.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,095 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 2,877 - Follows: 2,755 - Updated: 12/31/2020 - Published: 6/13/2019 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Team CFVY - Complete
Double Trouble by DJ108 reviews
Jaune was happy to start his new college life and was just unpacking when he got a strange text from some stranger. Not really thinking anything about it, he decided to try out the summoning spell. Turns out demons are real and these two seem hell bent on driving him insane. Poor Jaune, alas a life filled with drama, lust, love, and random shenanigans ensues.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 161 - Published: 4/13/2020 - Melanie M., Miltia M., Jaune A., Team RWBY
Frigus Armum by Demon of Zero reviews
Despite coming from a family of heroes, Jaune Arc wasn't quite there yet. He dreamed of attending Beacon Academy and becoming a master Huntsman. But for now, he was just Jaune. And one of his sisters wanted him to go ice-skating with her. Jaune wasn't the best at it, but what could possibly go wrong? Well, when it involved him that was just about everything.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 130,675 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Jaune A.
The Yellow Death by GrimmCatcher reviews
Jaune survives a childhood tragedy and life in the wilderness with the most unlikely allies. The summoned manifestations of slain Grimm defend him through his travels until he meets a band of refugees and a criminal willing to help smuggle them into the safety of Vale - and Jaune into Beacon Academy where he finally finds purpose for the sword at his hip.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,599 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 3,140 - Follows: 3,385 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Blake B., Roman T., Jaune A., Pyrrha N.