ShamaLamaDingDong
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Joined 04-05-08, id: 1544241, Profile Updated: 07-09-09

Sup ppls! If you just so happened to stumble upon this profile, I'm ShamaLamaDingDong, or SLDD for short since that is waaaaaay too many letters for me to type every time:P

I mostly got this account to read and review and stuff, but feel free to read my suckish story below if you're a Naruto/FMA/Death Note fan.

Some random things about me:

My favorite word of the moment is shenanigans (and it is a word in the dictionary thank you very much)

I'm obsessed with the color combination of lime green, light blue, light purple, and orange (it's acually really pretty!)

I am indeed a chick in case anyone was wondering

I'm a grammer and spelling nazi, and everyone around me hates it since I feel the need to constantly correct them (It irks me greatly when i don't)

I always use smileys when I type :) :P and have been told by friends that I sound like a lolcat when I IM :D :3

Walk Like an Egyptian by The Bangles is stuck in my head right now

So...yeah that's all I can think of to write right now so ttfn! :)

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The Wolf and His Girl by twifantasyfan reviews
Jared would never have expected visiting a friend would change his life forever. But that was exactly what happened when he met the eyes of Bella Swan. But can he overcome Jacob's fury and Bella's fears?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 300,333 - Reviews: 2552 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Jared, Bella - Complete
63: Routines by cali-chan reviews
Dr. Aurelius had encouraged her to develop routines. Routines were good. Routines could make her feel better. Post-Mockingjay, pre-epilogue.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,762 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Long Road to Ruin by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Jasper would know that beautiful brunette anywhere; she saved his life when he was little. That was why he was so surprised to see her in Forks...that, and the fact that she hadn't aged since the day they met. JasperBella, vamp AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 160,178 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009 - [Jasper, Bella] - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3722 - Favs: 5,261 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beat the Drums by OurLoveIsForever reviews
I was of the Tsalagi, the Cherokee. I had learned the legends of my people since I was a little child. Why was it that when I crossed the Mason-Dixon, my normal life became surrounded by unbelievable myths? The Quileutes were a weird bunch. Seth/OFC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,075 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Seth - Complete
Time Heals All Wounds by Animus of Masada reviews
One year after Akatsuki's defeat, Naruto and Sasuke end their epic struggle, but inadvertently send themselves and Team 7 into the past. Will they find what they lost as children, and prevent the harbingers of pain from occurring? Time travel/Minato alive
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,765 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
A Traitor Branded by EmbraceDiversity reviews
Uchiha Sasuke opens his eyes to find himself not only in the land he hates the most, but that he is at their complete mercy. He has been branded, sealed. Angry, frustrated, and bitter, he decides to take it all out on Hyuuga Hinata. Sasu/Hina. Complete. Image by LaElizO.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,429 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Silence & Security by adorablecullens reviews
Two years after her marriage to Jacob Black ends, 37-year-old single mom Bella buys a house. Will the handsome single dad next door help her learn to love again? Or will Edward’s presence in their life only reinforce Renee’s trauma-induced silence?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,330 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You and Me and the Weather by toomanypickles reviews
Unusual circumstances force Sakura and Gaara to live together. A drabble fic, about more random stuff that has no real point.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 191 - Words: 50,185 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Form 1040 by giselle-lx reviews
Because when you're immortal, the only certainty is taxes... While getting some mundane home office work done, Carlisle winds up having a tender moment with his young granddaughter. Set 7 months post BD. One-shot, canon, Carlisle POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Family Cullen by giselle-lx reviews
It's the Cullens' first Christmas in Forks, and Carlisle surprises his family with the gift of some unique jewelry. Later, he and Edward have a quiet conversation about what the future holds. One-shot, blended book/movie canon, Pre-Twilight. CPOV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Talk by giselle-lx reviews
I spoke to Carlisle after you and I made our bargain, hoping he could help me." -Edward, Breaking Dawn. What really happened when Edward talked to Carlisle about his deal with Bella? A sweet canon take on their conversation. One-shot, EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
It's a Grown Up Thing by miikka-xx reviews
Sequel to 'It's a Kid Thing'. When they were young, Sasuke and Hinata bound themselves to each other. But Sasuke left the village, voiding the contract. 9 years later, he's back and he intends to fulfill his promise. SasuHina. Two-shot. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,668 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Synchronized by Atomic Jello reviews
They were the best synchronized divers in the world; Olympic champions. They were best friends; inseparable. And now, Sasuke couldn’t help but wonder when the line between friendship and love had blurred and disappeared altogether. NaruSasu. Part 2.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Halved by bloody-splat-on-the-floor reviews
i shook all the clear, distant memories in my head into a blur. i can't allow this. i won't. what he did, what he's doing: i can't allow it to get to me like this. i'll protect what's left of my Flock even if i'd have to face the one i loved the most."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,172 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
remixx by angelforshow reviews
KakaSaku. And even as her heart crumbles, Sakura still knows he’s there with her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hiashi's test by The Nixon reviews
Shikamaru is called away from his perfect day off by none other than the head Hyuuga, what could he want, Shika/hina and implied Neji/ten long oneshot. Now with the underlines and italics removed
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Shikamaru N., Hinata H. - Complete
Fix You by Unwritten.25 reviews
SasuNaru, GaaNaru. One-shot. Because Sasuke is a bastard and Gaara can kick his pale Uchiha ass any day. Nyah.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Look A Like by Obsidian.Jade.Love reviews
Sakura-chan! He's back!" "He is?" "Yeah, and he's not alone." "What?" "He's with.. his girlfriend. And the funny thing is, she looks exactly.. like you." SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,895 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fang's Secret Sister by If Anyone Knew I Would reviews
Fang has had a few secrets up his sleeve for a little too long now. Mind reading… a twin sister! Well… it was always pretty obvious Fang kept to himself, but the flock may be in for a few surprises that come with Fang’s Secret Sister. Fang's POV. Rated T.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,885 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Sakura and Itachi Sitting in a Tree by runwitskizzers reviews
“About nothing, Sasuke! Just let me do this. I have to. Now please, let’s just go so I can get make myself pretty for your older brother.” He rolled his eyes, but still followed when she started walking. SasuSaku! I swear!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Note Passing In HighSchool by Roast.Beef.Writer reviews
this is a story about the flock passing notes in high school. Sometimes it's not exactly in the HighSchool though. hehe! Yeah, i think the title says the theme... So, R&R! This is hilarious, please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007
Outside my Window sits a faceless Knight by spoodle monkey reviews
He's not crazy, because every night just as he's ready to go to sleep, someone is sitting outside his window and just when he thinks he has them- they disappear. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Finding Something New by Someone2LoveMe reviews
AU:Silver Wind Kitsue's Challenge. Max is apart of the Rebellion in her High School. Keeping the balance of power from the Populars. The head Populars being ANGEL and NICK. But soon Max and Nick find themselves falling for each other.Ratingwillchangelater
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,255 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007
Maximum Ride: The Baby Years by LilyMarieEvansPotter reviews
Everyone starts somewhere. This is the story of Max, Fang and Iggy when they were still in ITEX and how they lived day to day as kids and how Jeb Batchelder loooked after them. Crap summary, good story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Living a Lie by Start-a-Riot reviews
Itex doesn't need the Flock anymore. So what do they do? Erase their memories and send them off to fake families far away from each other. Bye-bye Flock. But the world needs saving-again. what happens when the Flock remembers who they really are?Fax!R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 66,929 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Young Rebels by Wing-Kid-x0 reviews
What happens when Windsor High Schools rebel Max meets the new guy Nick? Something unexpected happens to Max and she ends up living somewhere she never thought she would. Rated T for languge. NAX Fangs called Nick in the story so it's basically FAX! x
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,132 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
Rock Star Romance by moodiful819 reviews
Sakura, Tenten, Temari, Hinata and Megumi are in a band. Fame and fortune, great right? Then the bomb was dropped. They're going back to high school, the one their rival band goes to. Great. Will love bloom or will the curtain fall on them? SS, NT, NH, ST
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 147,618 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Freaks of Nature by KittenHatake reviews
Crack fic about Naruto, my own, my friends characters and a high school. Pairings include GaaKit, SasuNaruKio, and finally SakyraxKiba. Happypills ARE included, plus a lot of humor and moodiness. Expect a TON of Sakura and Ino bashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2007
Luck of the Not So Irish by EverPlotting reviews
Naruto is a drummer, while Sasuke plays the clarinet: the two never play duets. But when the school marching band participates in the St. Patrick's Day Parade in New York City, Sasuke's admiration for Naruto is suddenly returned. Detail, ATTENHUT! NaruSas
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's Just Highschool or is it? by Everlite reviews
Four girls arrive at a new highschool, with a dangerous and morose past at their heels...literally. When they come to meet a certain group of boys, will their past catch up to them?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,769 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Battle for Dominance by Charlie911 reviews
[COMPLETE] Naruto just started Konoha High School A.K.A. HELL. He catch the attention of K4, a ruthless bunch of bratty kids who enjoy tormenting others. Can he survive the peer pressure of high school? [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,227 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete