Janus Tenshin
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Joined 04-06-08, id: 1544543, Profile Updated: 02-08-12
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

I have a different job now, which is good, but my computer fucked up (again) and it refuses to even load windows all the way. So until i get it fixed or get the info off that hard drive and put it on a new one, there arent going to be updates. I promise to come back when i can, but i lost like 3 chapters i was working on... Pretty big set back.

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Harry Potter and the Ties that Bind by The Engulfing Silence reviews
The death of their friend has left scars on everyone. While Harry's friends pull together as a group, the young man responsible for bringing them together has descended into darkness and begins following a path that he had thought he'd left behind. Sequel to Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 159,153 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 9/23 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Harry P., Susan B., Daphne G.
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 225,837 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 5,802 - Follows: 7,637 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 413,209 - Reviews: 3438 - Favs: 6,445 - Follows: 8,323 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 4/15 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks]
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 128,155 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 4,849 - Follows: 6,032 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Dare To Wander by Soleneus reviews
Saved by a Stranger, a young man sets out into the D.C. Wasteland with Sniper in his hands and justice in his heart, daring to make a difference in world that would rather he not. Slavers, Raiders, and bad people beware...He Dares.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,878 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Lone Wanderer, Amata Almodovar, Clover, OC
Arc of the Revolution by Aleadrex reviews
All Jaune Arc ever wanted to do was to enter Beacon and become a hero, but Arcs don't give up just because people see through their fake transcripts! After months of hard work, he finally manages to enter Beacon... as the Supreme Commander and Glorious Leader of a twice-reformed organization now threatening to engulf Remnant in an all-out world war. Uhh, Oops? Move over, Cinder.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,242 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 1/19 - Adam Taurus, Junior, Roman Torchwick, Jaune Arc
The Inventor by dinodares314 reviews
Jaune Arc was a genius, no doubt about it. After a portal experiment went wrong, he finds himself in Remnant, with no fighting skills. How will he make himself useful against the Grimm and any other evil that threaten civilization? By sciencing the shit out of everything, of course. Slight AU.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,947 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 9/13 - Published: 3/17 - Ozpin, Jaune Arc, Cinder Fall
The Uprising by Captain Cranium reviews
All is seemingly well in Wizarding Britain as the last aftershocks of the War against the Dark Lord fade away, but a series of murders lead ace Auror Daphne Greengrass to a threat that may throw her world yet again into imbalance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,402 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Lisa T.
let the rain wash away by kearlyn reviews
The Ares III crew find themselves called together, years after Mark's death, to receive some stunning news from Ares IV: their lost crewmember is still alive. Sequel to "tell the world i'm coming home"
Martian, Andy Weir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 5/28
Darth Arc by JC Of The Corn reviews
After saving Pyrrha, Jaune is treated to a fate worse than Death. Perverted and twisted beyond all measure, will his friends find out who he is before its too late? Can a certain Redhead save him? Forgive my grammar, I just get so excited to write this. God Bless you all.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,518 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 2/18 - [Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos]
Lost Son of Konoha by Fury Cutter reviews
NarutoFinal Fantasy VII Xover. Shunned and betrayed by his people he was banished from his home and told to never return. Now by a twist of fate 15 years later he must return to the Village Hidden in the Leaves. His name: Cloud Strife
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,068 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Cloud S., Naruto U.
Unwinnable by LaughingLefou reviews
This year was going to be different. He was going to make some friends, find one (and only one!) girlfriend, become a hunter and make his parents proud! It would be easy, right? All he had worry about was Grimm, a group of psychopathic criminal masterminds, international politics and most sinister of all...his own Semblance? Avoiding a harem has never been this hard...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,473 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 1/26 - Jaune Arc
Life on Earth by watneykingofmars reviews
A series of drabbles and one-shots about Mark Watney readjusting to life on earth.
Martian, Andy Weir - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,793 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 11/9/2015 - M. Watney
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,477 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 3,148 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Silver by Imyoshi reviews
Forced to admit that Crocea Mors did not feel right in his hands—no matter how he held it—Jaune Arc strives to overcome this obstacle through the crazy idea that aura can become more than just the armor that protects him. Barriers break as he pushes past the limits of what aura can do, creating and forging his very own weapons from the manifestation of his soul.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 134,311 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Jaune Arc
Rise of the Dragon Child by Elia41 reviews
When the True Dragonborn is killed by the Thalmor before uncovering his true nature, Sheogorath comes up with a crazy plan and Akatosh takes some drastic measures. Now, Harry is stuck in a world he knows nothing about, with nothing to his name but a pair of glasses and a black dragon that wants him very dead. What a start...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,277 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 2/18 - Harry P., Hedwig, Akatosh, Nocturnal
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 294,774 - Reviews: 3609 - Favs: 8,222 - Follows: 9,420 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,907 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 3,357 - Follows: 3,318 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 3/20/2015
Broken by Athenaeum reviews
Six months after defeating the Red Death, Hiccup feels there are still many problems between Vikings and dragons as well as many unanswered questions. Some answers will bring far bigger problems.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 421,557 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
The Jinchuriki of the WorldEater by Soleneus reviews
Alduin was defeated, cast through time until he arrived in the Elemental Nations. More precisely, in Naruto Uzumaki's stomach, along with a large, angry Fox that wouldn't stop threatening him. The World-Eater raises the baby boy, teaching him all he knows. The world will change. The Daedra a watching. The Aedra are watching. And Naruto is right in the middle of all it. Large Harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 192,523 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 3,153 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 3/6/2012 - [Naruto U., Aela, Samui] Alduin
Outfoxed by hazeleyes180 reviews
After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart/Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 517,549 - Reviews: 3078 - Favs: 7,162 - Follows: 7,537 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Ino Y.]
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry leaves him kissed with his wand broken in an alleyway. Somehow surviving, the mystery remains unanswered as the new year draws closer, buried by the looming conflict the Order scrambles to prepare for. Buried by the prospect of his toughest year at Hogwarts yet. In the face of his fate, what can he do but keep moving forwards?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 378,110 - Reviews: 2994 - Favs: 6,590 - Follows: 7,882 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Jaune Appetit by Solvdrage reviews
He wasn't the strongest, smartest or even the fastest, but if there was one thing Jaune Arc was confident in, it was his culinary skills. Jaune hoped that confidence would transfer to fighting Grimm. Armed with his father's support along with Crocea Mors, Jaune sets out to be a Huntsman Remnant could be proud of.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,756 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 7/3 - [Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Blake Belladonna, Ruby Rose]
Red is the Color of Passion by The Spookiest of Noodles reviews
A post-shower mishap involving a fallen towel lands Jaune in a heap of trouble, and awakens a part of Ruby that no one expected.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 6/18 - [Jaune Arc, Ruby Rose] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Residuum by knuckz reviews
Qrow was only in the Wilds to investigate some ridiculous rumor about friendly Grimm. Instead, he found a boy that could command them. AU.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,164 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 3/5 - Jaune Arc, Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Qrow Branwen
Saving Her Saving Himself by hostial reviews
Harry Potter's world is dead. Everyone he ever loved and cared for is dead. Fallout from the world trying to rid itself of magic is just too great. Hoping the pain would end he went and walked through the veil only to be sent to save her. GWL Story H/Multi H-HG-FD-NT-OC Lemons, Fem-slash and other kinks. First story. Chapters 1-19 now beta'd.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,884 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 139,048 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 8,843 - Follows: 10,228 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Rolls Off The Tongue by RareNyte reviews
"Just one kiss, right?" Jaune had never been a ladies' man, but with the discovery of his incredibly odd semblance which means he is forced to kiss a different girl each week in order to keep it, he may very well be forced to become one. Jaune X HAREM. Lime (Possibly Lemon later on)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,717 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos
The Prisoner by Masquerading as Quality reviews
Sixteen years ago, a wicked fairy condemned the Princess Aurora to die. A few days ago, defeated by Prince Philip and the Good Fairies, the wicked fairy Maleficent was confined to the dungeons of King Stefan's castle to await her own death sentence.
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 232,866 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent
White Knight by The Inner Hollow reviews
A shield? Okay admittedly I don't know how to use a shield. But a sword? That I know how to use. Jaune P.O.V.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 301,530 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Lie Ren, Nora Valkyrie
Darth Vader: Hero of Naboo by AkumaKami64 reviews
The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,682 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 1/12 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3416 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
New Beginnings by Eagle9177 reviews
An accident sends the Lord of the Sith into the Mass Effect universe. He is discovered by the newly resurrected commander Jane Shepard. Just how will Revan affect her mission? Her life? And the Mass Effect galaxy as a whole? A telling of Revan and Shepard's journey through the events of ME 2 and 3. Rated M for language, Violence and adult situations. (Art work is copyrighted)
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 222,649 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Revan, Shepard (F), Garrus V., Miranda L.
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 3173 - Favs: 4,035 - Follows: 4,750 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
The Second Time Around by ZilchNil reviews
What happens when Harry, presented with an opportunity to return to the past, charges ahead in true Potter style? With little to no regard of consequences or plans of any sort? Rating is for language and adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,513 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 3,202 - Follows: 4,397 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Black Dog by Bill Atoll reviews
Blake Shepard, aka "Black Dog", infamous former gang member gone Alliance soldier, Hero of Elysium and N7 recipient, trained by Captain David Anderson himself , until the time comes when his mettle is tested. He is given the title of Spectre, and with it, the mission to track down the traitor Saren Arterius. This can only have a violent end. TalixShepardxLiara for ME1.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,580 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Robocops and Robbers by MovinTarget666 reviews
Two Centuries after OCP builds the famed Robocop, Alex Murphy is still upholding the law.
Crossover - Robocop & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,229 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 3/9
Reprise by Elfpen reviews
Ben Kenobi dies aboard the Death Star in the year 0 BBY. He wakes up shortly thereafter in the Jedi temple in the year 41 BBY. Haunted by memories and regret, Ben must forge a new path for himself in the Jedi Order of his youth while navigating the murky waters of time travel. Crafting a better future from bitter experience is hard, but learning to heal is even harder. Major AU.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,150 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Complete
The Anti-Spud League by Stratagem reviews
Mark explains a little about why he doesn't eat potatoes to his friends' daughter. Now expanded to further short stories about Chris and Beth Beck's daughter Callie.
Martian, Andy Weir - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 8/19/2015 - [C. Beck, B. Johanssen] M. Watney, OC
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 593,622 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Mindy Park, Space Paparazzi by Londerland reviews
Mindy Park was just a twenty-something engineer in a dead-end job, and a dull, boring life. Mark Watney changes her life. She's still deciding if it's a good thing. Romance is an element, albeit a small one. Read and Review, thank you! (I recommend having read/watched The Martian.) (Watney/Park, just so you know.) Alrighty! New Chapter on the way! (I promise!)
Martian, Andy Weir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,010 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/30 - M. Watney, Mindy P.
I Should Go by Nevery reviews
Speeches, farewells, denials, howls of grief and of rage. Those that knew Shepard in life remember the Commander in death. Shepard's gender and any interpretations of romance are intentionally ambiguous and left up to you. Disclaimer: Reading these shorts whilst listening to "An End for Once and For All" carries with it a heavy risk of tears.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 22,191 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Blasto, Oriana L.
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 5,053 - Follows: 5,952 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 5/7/2013
Bad Boys by Friday Knight reviews
Jaune and Ren needed some extra cash for a hit new game that came out recently. They were walking through Vale for part time jobs that fit their schedule when they found an ad for a modelling thing. It was one day only and the amount of money paid was more than enough for the game so they took a shot. The theme turned out to be "bad boys". (Based on picture by CSLucaris) [One-shot]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/28 - OC, Jaune Arc, Lie Ren - Complete
Precocious Crush by Makokam reviews
So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 224 - Words: 293,130 - Reviews: 7316 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] OC
tell the world i'm coming home by kearlyn reviews
NASA had anticipated a lot of scenarios that might prompt the Ares IV crew to make an unscheduled call from Mars. Mark Watney's miraculous survival was not one of them. Aliens? Yes. Mark Watney? No. (In which Venkat Kapoor, Annie Montrose, Mitch Henderson, and Teddy Sanders learn Mark is alive and prepare to tell the world.) Sequel to "i'm coming home, i'm coming home"
Martian, Andy Weir - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 12/9/2015 - Complete
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 520,351 - Reviews: 9893 - Favs: 7,758 - Follows: 7,550 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter & The New Life by Freckleforce01 reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into a world that is not his own, where his parents are alive, and Neville is the chosen one. Only Harry has the power to change the course of events that have claimed all those he loved. But Harry must now fight the demons of his past and his new future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,377 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 2,148 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P.
Dancing in the Green by Pheonix Dawn reviews
Harry gets an unexpected date to the Yule Ball during the Tournament. Or rather, he gets ordered to be a girls escort...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,786 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 451 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Complete
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,044 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 3,658 - Follows: 3,813 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F.
The Yellow Death by GrimmCatcher reviews
Jaune survives a childhood tragedy and life in the wilderness with the most unlikely allies. The summoned manifestations of slain Grimm defend him through his travels until he meets a band of refugees and a criminal willing to help smuggle them into the safety of Vale - and Jaune into Beacon Academy where he finally finds purpose for the sword at his hip.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,599 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Blake Belladonna, Roman Torchwick, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos
101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Mya Uzo reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 38,310 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 2,392 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,178 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 4/3/2014
i'm coming home, i'm coming home by kearlyn reviews
Mark Watney never manages to make contact with Earth and NASA never realizes that he survived the storm and evacuation on Sol 6. So, needless to say, the crew of the Ares IV is incredibly surprised when they land on Mars to find a scruffy, malnourished, mentally unbalanced, but still-alive astronaut waiting for them.
Martian, Andy Weir - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,683 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 11/27/2015 - M. Watney - Complete
Promises to Keep by Kimberly T reviews
One pirate gets impulsive, and an event starting in 'The Waterbending Scroll' sends ripples throughout the rest of Seasons 1, 2 & 3. A Zuko/Katara troubled friendship fic, to eventually become Zutaran in nature. Chapter 18: Caught in Crystal
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 183,399 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Katara, Zuko, Iroh, Sokka
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 251,149 - Reviews: 3112 - Favs: 8,761 - Follows: 10,442 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
The Vanishing Cabinet Of Time by Vance McGill reviews
After Ron betrays them, Harry and Hermione find themselves in the Room of Requirement during the Battle of Hogwarts. In danger, Harry and Hermione hide in the Vanishing Cabinet – which abruptly throws them back in time to the end of their third year at Hogwarts, in their younger bodies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 243,809 - Reviews: 3322 - Favs: 5,523 - Follows: 7,194 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Lesser Sadness by Newcomb reviews
Crush the world beneath your heel. Destroy everyone who has ever slighted you. Tear down creation just to see if you can. Kill anything beautiful. Take what you want. Desecrate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,949 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Penelope C.
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,750 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 5,315 - Follows: 5,499 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 457,589 - Reviews: 3361 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 3,067 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,415 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 8,007 - Follows: 9,211 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Bringing Out the Blue by maguena1 reviews
AU. The arrow injured the Blue Spirit instead of knocking him out, and Aang never found out his identity. Zuko made a Plan to find out more about the Avatar. He didn't expect so many truths to come from the lies.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 249,291 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Zuko
In a Barroom Far Far Away by Nemo Blank reviews
Anakin gets himself some professional help...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Yoda
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14474 - Favs: 19,140 - Follows: 16,696 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Wild Hearts by CuriosityRedux reviews
She finds him in the woods with an injured Night Fury. Feral and mysterious, the boy named Hiccup claims to be able to end the war that's raged between dragons and Vikings for centuries. Berk's been ravaged for years. She has no choice but to believe him. But that doesn't mean she has to trust him. Or fall for him.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 136,398 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 2,547 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32473 - Favs: 19,368 - Follows: 15,739 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tangled Web by Ruinous Crow reviews
Peter already wasn't dealing well with the whole Spiderman thing, and then all of this happened. He has his own problems, but somehow or another he keeps stumbling into other people's too. Pre-Avengers, slow buildup.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,002 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Iron Man/Tony S.
Symptoms of Fatigue by JadeMac2442 reviews
Kirk has been awake for ninety-six hours. He's pushed past his limits and is about to collapse from exhaustion. They saved Earth, they destroyed the Narada. Now they just have to make it home. A friendship fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,262 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 2,853 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 9/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Turing Test by Nienna Nir reviews
There's a point at which a machine becomes capable of thinking for itself. Beyond that point is one at which the line between machine and man becomes so blurred that one can no longer tell the difference. When does a machine become a person, and how does that person find their place in a sea of humanity? Part of the Series: Coulson Lives but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 90,304 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Jarvis - Complete
Future History by edclancer001 reviews
Alternate Universe to the canon Mass Effect Universe. This story takes place in "our" timeline, as such, Mass Effect games and other Mass Effect works exist and are known by humanity. How has humanity moved to prepare the galaxy in the 70 years since the discovery that fiction had become fact? Will eventually reach the Mass Effect time period.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,485 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Shepard (M)
Champion of Agni by the melon lord 2.0 reviews
Aang almost kills Zuko during their first encounter at the South Pole, and the prince finds himself struggling to come to terms with peculiarities surrounding his unlikely survival. As he learns to accept his circumstances, Zuko is given the chance to see the world from a heartbreaking new perspective that changes everything... Heavy Blue Spirit, but with a twist.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,663 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Zuko
Don't look back in Anger by robst reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4668 - Favs: 4,984 - Follows: 4,257 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
One year ends and another begins. During this year, Harry Potter studies under Nicolas Flamel, is forced to deal with a Vampire Princess, and learns there is yet another danger lurking within the walls of Hogwarts, one that's been around since the time of the Founders. What's a poor student with perfect memory to do? Sequel to Gift of Memories. Warning: Character Death!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 227,234 - Reviews: 4291 - Favs: 4,944 - Follows: 4,546 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Wizard Runemaster by plums reviews
A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 283,005 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 5,164 - Follows: 5,080 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draenei, Night Elf, Onyxia]
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 4,134 - Follows: 2,381 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
The Sisters Arc by Tusk Act IV reviews
Jaune's sisters come to visit. Monty help them all. Warning: May contain random shifts in tone and writing style, fluff, and no smut whatsoever.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,996 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Ruby Rose, Blake Belladonna, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos
Vitam Paramus by TheEndless7 reviews
After tragic losses, Quidditch star Harry Potter is forced to pick up the pieces of those who have vanished; while he finds himself also taking care of another lost soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 203,518 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 4,192 - Follows: 5,100 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Becoming Lífþrasir by Midoriko-sama reviews
People often wondered what kept Hiccup going during those early years. When that single, most-treasured thing is taken from him, there is little left to keep him on Berk. The day Stoick returns, and the day before the best recruit is finally chosen, Hiccup leaves Berk; little knowing that he would one day return under ... strange circumstances. H/A, R/F, rated for violence.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,591 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Stoick - Complete
The Sales Pitch by fringeperson reviews
Harry meets Hades, but the Fates didn't cut his thread, and the Lord of the Dead isn't one to miss an opportunity. Oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 200 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 4,684 - Follows: 5,168 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 4,998 - Follows: 5,006 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 636 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Leftovers by Viraqua reviews
Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,328 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 2,730 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
Vaster Than Empires by Ayezur reviews
AU. Early summer, 1601. The Western Army is defeated; the country stands, uneasy, under the hand of the Tokugawa. Kaoru Kamiya, whose family was on the losing side, has been sold into marriage for the sake of peace. Her new husband is a legend, a demon bound in human form, marked by his blood-lust and his bright red hair. However, legends have a way of being not exactly... true.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 170,908 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - [Kaoru, Kenshin] - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 4,795 - Follows: 1,174 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Lacking an Anchor by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Xander H.
Fýrgebræc by StillWaters1 reviews
When she was a little girl, Zoe nearly saw a man burn. Minor character expansion from TEH bonfire scene.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 6,445 - Follows: 4,340 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8393 - Favs: 5,440 - Follows: 3,190 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 4,998 - Follows: 3,067 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lightning among the Stars by Leonineus reviews
Following a betrayal and attack, Harry and Hermione fall through the Veil of Death and end up... somewhere else entirely. The galaxy will never be the same... Written with permission of stargatesg1fan1, whose fic Beginning a New Path this is based off of; link to the uncensored version is on my profile!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 86,553 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Harry P., Shepard (F)
Family Doesn't End With Blood by ColossusProblematic reviews
After he awakens to find his life upended and his friends scattered, Shepard continues the struggle against the hidden enemies that threaten the galaxy while he tries to reclaim the family he lost. M for language, violence, adult content. Being progressively rewritten as new chapters are added.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 214,381 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Revan's Rotten Holiday by Full-Paragon reviews
Oh dear. I seem to have awakened on a Republic ship with a smashing headache. My apprentice has betrayed me, my troops have abandoned me, and all I have is this dinky blaster. I suppose it's time to remind everyone why I am Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith. What do you mean, my name is Ferc Kyja? Blast. This is going to be a rather rotten holiday.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,377 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Revan, Bastila S., Mission V., HK-47
XCOM: Second Contact by Agayek reviews
With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 294,105 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013
Woman Speak by Auriansmule reviews
Harry and Ron find something Sirius left behind! Rated T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Firebird's Son: Book I of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,506 - Reviews: 3711 - Favs: 4,036 - Follows: 3,233 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Seven Sins of Harry Potter by thekecmaster reviews
Harry Potter stumbles upon an ancient artifact and is suddenly split into seven different characters. Each character represents a deadly sin. Chaos now reigns at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,578 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Ouroboros by Saienai reviews
When Hiccup's latest design finally succeeds at shooting down a dragon, he believes that all of his problems have finally been solved. Unfortunately between his father, a crippled Nightfury, and his general penchant for trouble; things are not that simple as he finds himself walking the razor edge between humans and dragons in a conflict as old as time – or perhaps even longer.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 156,022 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7773 - Favs: 5,255 - Follows: 5,081 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 266,659 - Reviews: 3691 - Favs: 6,890 - Follows: 4,079 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 6,140 - Follows: 6,650 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Shadow of the Bat by Summersfan reviews
Chloe hates rich, stuck-up party boys almost as much as she hates those who use that face to hide something. NOW COMPLETE
Crossover - Smallville & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,492 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Chloe S., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 3,992 - Follows: 1,015 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Fight for the Lost by LuxDragon reviews
Entire human colonies are vanishing. To save humanity, the galaxy's best and toughest individuals come together to form an unlikely team, all led by one very specific man. Novelization of Mass Effect 2. Default Male/Paragade/Multi-Class. Shepard/Miranda. Poster by EpisodeSkywalker
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 709,329 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - [Shepard (M), Miranda L.] - Complete
Black Saviour by RaCiNg FaNaTiC reviews
If Naruto was trained by Sandaime at 5,what will happen to him in the future? Super NaruHarem Rated M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,718 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Linear Progression by Trinary Helix reviews
Neither Tali nor Shepard knew what they were getting into when they learned about the geth attacks. Eventually Shepard&Tali romance. Currently rated T. Completed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,672 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 3,459 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Identities by Neoalfa reviews
Au STD - Drakken plan is successful and Kim Possible doesn't believe Ron when he shows up at the Prom. Team Possible is broken. Who will save the world? Time for a Sidekick to step up - Ron S. /?/? - Alive Arc Over -
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 214,809 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Ron S.
Big Fish, Tiny Pond by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
In the aftermath of Pein's attack on Konoha, Naruto is given a task vital to his village's safety. His mission: Beat the chuunin exam in Kirigakure like a rented mule. Like it owed him money. Like he wanted revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,153 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Naruto U., Karui
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,348 - Reviews: 3062 - Favs: 3,901 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Hunter X by baynard reviews
Suicide mission? Been there. Impossible task? Done that. Genin Academy?Wait...say what? This is what happens when you get demoted Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,439 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Naruto U.
Consequences of an Honest Enemy by Bleedndreamz reviews
What if Naruto chose to stay and fight Sasori instead of chasing off after Deidara and Gaara? A story where Sasori opts to give Naruto the cold honest truth about his shinobi training, then giving him the knowledge that allows him to redeem it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 2,465 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ayame
The Choice by reens reviews
Before leading the Viking warriors on a blind mission to Helheim's Gate, Stoick takes desperate measures to secure his son's future. Forcing Hiccup into marriage might be just the thing. Cover image courtesy of IvanGriscenko on deviantart.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,995 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 6,986 - Follows: 3,340 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Konoha: At His Fingertips by MegaB reviews
Bereft of dreams, adrift in the World, what's a guy to do when his life comes crashing down? Seize it in his hands of course! Big pieces begin to move and Naruto makes his decision; this is his World, Dattebayo!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,331 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Death's Knight by Heather Sinclair reviews
AU Death of the Endless offered Harry a way to save his friends and a few billion other people while he was at it. There's a catch. He has to use that Master of Death title that's hanging over his head and give up almost everything he's ever known. But there are perks. Oh yes, dating a Kryptonian can be challenging. Harry/Power Girl.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,743 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 2,212 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P.
Lies and Deceit by Kabukiman reviews
AU. Naruto, tired of being lectured on his chakra control and to be more like Sasuke, decides to take action. Time to show the world how great the Uchiha prodigy truly is. Warning: General Team 7 bashing. Cursing.First chapter's kinda lame, gets better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,249 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Recognition by JadeMac2442 reviews
Post Tarsus IV, Riley get assigned to the Enterprise. He hasn't forgotten the color of those eyes. A Conscience of the King Prequel.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,775 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
Very Good Indeed by StillWaters1 reviews
John Watson was a doctor, trained to observe details; a fact Sherlock had never been more aware of than when a drugged John's lifesaving instructions were based on an unlabeled syringe and an unconscious murder suspect's body.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4156 - Favs: 7,791 - Follows: 6,633 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Adrift in Time by A Curious Stranger reviews
Terry Mcginnis has never felt so weird, sent back 50 years with no clue how to act, he has no idea how to go home, and how to keep his secrets. But making sure everything stays secret is going to be the challenge when everyone is after him.
Crossover - Batman Beyond & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,328 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Terry M., Bruce W./Batman
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3678 - Favs: 9,349 - Follows: 9,335 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 15451 - Favs: 8,784 - Follows: 7,703 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Doing the Shopping by KCS reviews
Five times John took Sherlock shopping, and one time Sherlock returned the favour. Gen, spoilers for S2, answer to a fic request on LiveJournal. Warning for horrendous amounts of holiday fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,194 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Food Scandal by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader, F. Piett, General Veers - Complete
Destiny Called But I Forgot to Pick Up the Phone by nicnac918 reviews
Five times Lex defied his fate and one time Clark did.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Naruto Arashiodori by Lucifer-Allheart reviews
Orochimaru didn't stop the fight at the Chuunin exams, wanting to see the potential of the young shinobi present. But he had no idea just what kind of effects his decision would have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 294,318 - Reviews: 3402 - Favs: 3,843 - Follows: 3,542 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 4,659 - Follows: 3,341 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pair the Spare by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Luna Scamander reminisces upon finding her spangled-silver dress robes at the back of her closet. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Luna L. - Complete
This Is It by LivingLow reviews
Shepard has always been cold and ruthless. And that was fine. But when he gets his newest assignment aboard the Normandy, the ties he forges with his crew force him to question his morality, personal philosophies, and sense of self.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,809 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Shepard (M)
Kurenai Pride by maverick9871 reviews
When Naruto confronts Kakashi at the hospital, Kurenai steps in with something to say herself. See how this one event changes the future and why a kunoichi's pride can be the most deadly weapon ever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,724 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
The Chronicles of Harry Holmes by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
What if the Dursleys gave Harry the Sherlock Holmes books when he was a child to make sure he knew that there was no such thing as magic? What if he did everything to become just like Holmes? May seem rushed, but more coming. Sequel in the making!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,160 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,946 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Second Chances by Renee Enderson reviews
What if Bastila had been a captive of Revan's for a short time before the events of KOTOR 1? DSM Revan x Bastila.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,738 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Revan, Bastila S. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 3,334 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 4,580 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Friends Like These by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- Tali notices Commander Shepard behaving strangely and fearing Cerberus influence enlists the other members of the original Normandy crew to investigate. Garrus, Tali, Joker, Chakwas and Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker, Dr. Chakwas - Complete
Naruto: FwAdF (Old Version) by SilverFang88 reviews
What would happen if Naruto found an ancient sword? The sword that once belonged to a powerful demon. Watch as Naruto goes through his adventures with the legendary Tessaiga by his side. NaruHarem (Discontinued: Re-Write Up)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 247,127 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Harry Potter: Superhero by RobPHunter reviews
Harry James Potter is kidnapped by dangerous escaped convict Sirius Black. Years later James Canis shows up at Hogwarts. Ringing bells in many of the professors heads and charming his way through out the populous. NOW FEATURING: Vampire Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 178,228 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P.
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 2,395 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Three Sheets by Chilord reviews
Sirius and Remus catch Harry prior to his fifth year at Hogwarts to give him The Talk. He might not need it as much as they think. AU Rated MA for a reason, though not too graphic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 334 - Published: 3/24/2011 - N. Tonks, Fleur D. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 6,016 - Follows: 2,184 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ascension of Ra by Apocalypse Thou reviews
Voldemort has been vanquished from power and Harry from Britain. Aiming to start a new life in muggle America Harry moves to what he thinks is a small quiet town to start over. His destiny has just begun.HP/LoisLane. Begins Season 4.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,117 - Reviews: 2560 - Favs: 3,658 - Follows: 3,608 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Lois L.
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Heroic Suburbanites by wentworth360 reviews
Diana makes a bet with Bruce...
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 223,169 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5066 - Favs: 11,551 - Follows: 13,020 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
HIVE Minded by Slayer Anderson reviews
Danny gets an acceptance notification from a school that he never applied to. I know what you're thinking…green ink, owls, and a castle, right? Sorry, not this time. An attempt at originality towards a worn concept. Rewrite coming soon.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,152 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Jinx, Danny F. - Complete
Dearly Beloved by DigiFruit reviews
Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 365 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Second by ElectricZ reviews
ME2-When Shepard is off the ship, the squad begins to chafe under Miranda's command. They look to Garrus to replace her as XO, but Garrus isn't sure mutiny is the answer. Garrus, Miranda, Tali, Jacob, Mordin and other supporting characters. Not a shipfic. Shepard-Free.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,768 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah, Jacob T. - Complete
NU: RedX Rising by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Xover, NaruX Find Out . Naruto is betrayed by those closest to him. After stealing the Sacred Scroll he decides to leave the village once and for all and find himself a place to truly belong. An Ancient Jutsu in the Scroll may help Naruto do just that
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 578,485 - Reviews: 3145 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Raven - Complete
Accidental Hero of the Galaxy by Random Equinox reviews
Commander Shepard. Hero of the Skyllian Blitz. First human Spectre. Potential savior of humanity and the known galaxy. Pity no one asked him what HE thought of all this.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,673 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 4,250 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Life of Uzumaki Naruto by VenomLord reviews
At the age of 5 Naruto has a tragic encounter with the Villagers of Konoha. During which he meets the Kyubi for the first time, and changes his life forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 346,148 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 2,363 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Last Hope by A Different Type Of Flower reviews
AU. As Princess Leia is being led back to her cell after the destruction of Alderaan, she remembers her father's advice: "If you are every faced with death, and Darth Vader, you must tell him your mother's name…it would be your last hope."
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,258 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Darth Vader, Leia O. - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4140 - Favs: 3,853 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/14/2010
Naruto: Alone by Arganaut reviews
The meeting between the council and Sarutobi did not go as planned.... how will Naruto survive growing up without the help of the Third?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,428 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
In Blackest Night by Sithari reviews
What if Revan's mind wasn't destroyed when Malak turned against his former master? An alternate, What if Fic set in KOTOR. Alternate Title: I Wrote the First Nine Chapters in Junior High and Now I'm in College.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/27/2004
The Hokage's Will by Airheaded dude reviews
The aftermath of Pain’s attack left Tsunade in comatose, Danzo's plot of becoming Hokage is thwarted by Naruto himself. With the doubts that the Lord of Fire has placed on Danzo, Naruto is suddenly left inheriting the mantle of Hokage before the Summit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,798 - Reviews: 1720 - Favs: 4,079 - Follows: 3,468 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8524 - Favs: 17,952 - Follows: 7,365 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14833 - Favs: 8,162 - Follows: 6,154 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
A Brief History of Life by GhstPhantom3 reviews
When it becomes abundantly clear the impact that growing up without a family has had on Naruto, Jiraiya steps in to teach him what he needs to know. In the process, he lets it slip that... Cont. inside Rated M for language, sexuality and crude humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,547 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
A New World by JustBFree5 reviews
In answer to Mellie's challenge from the SM/WW Fan Archive: Diana and the Amazons discover a man washed up on the shore of Themyscira, a man they come to know as Clark Kent. He has no past memories, but even suspicion cannot stop a forbidden attraction.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,324 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Harry Potter and the Golden Needle by xenocidender reviews
Harry has an idea of how to break the rules of Transfiguration, and it actually might work. Maybe. Plenty of other things happen too. No slash and no pairings as yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,849 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P., S. Vector
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 5,206 - Follows: 2,785 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Conversations by evil genus reviews
Have you ever wondered if Naruto and Kyubi talked to each other outside the "give me power" talks? Ever wondered what their relationship really was? How they got along?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,380 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3416 - Favs: 11,932 - Follows: 5,037 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 197 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
KOTOR: The Power of Choice by Sith Lord Darth Revan reviews
Alternate Universe story involving a male Revan remembering his true identity. Part I primarily following Revan Completed, Part II covering the second KOTOR and the Exile's tale in progress...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 280,911 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Revan, Exile/Meetra Surik
Echoes of the fallen by Chilord reviews
YAHF- Xander lost a bet with with Willow, where he had to dress up as a Jewish character for Halloween. Well, he stuck to the bet.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,303 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Take My Hand by Sillimaure reviews
A rescue mission goes awry and the last Jedi Knight must fight to save the lives of his friends - and the soul of a woman he has never met. As their lives intertwine, they discover that sometimes even the Force must give way to a greater power. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 128,107 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,160 - Reviews: 2531 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Master Harris by thenextcujo reviews
Xander goes as a more famous soldier for Halloween... chap 17 uploaded
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,385 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 11/11/2004
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 3,798 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3769 - Favs: 5,880 - Follows: 5,224 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Tempered by Spiritual Fire by malciah reviews
After successfully retrieving Uchiha Sasuke, Naruto is exiled from the leaf village, lost and despondent he comes across the fire temple and begins anew. Seven years later he has a new life with new responsibilities. Problem is, Konoha now wants him back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,133 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Naruto U.
Wasteland Sheriff by ColonelJuice reviews
A story of a vault dweller who became a hero to the people of the wasteland. His growth from that fateful tenth birthday until the day he purified the wasteland. Rated M for all the right reasons.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 127,125 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009
Big Red by El Duque reviews
Naruto's body was destroyed when he was eight years old. Lukily, the unfriendly neighborhood demon gave him a new one. Now, Naruto goes through life as a 500 foot tall fox. Naruto X Multiple Women.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,300 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the power of Oa by bluminous8 reviews
AU Harry Potter/Justice League. Oa has departed the universe forever, but it has left its essence in a young boy on a cold December night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 227,104 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P.
Being Found by MrRigger reviews
COMPLETE! AU. Morino Ibiki was having a bad day. Then he met the container of the Kyuubi. Let's see how our favorite jinchuuriki ends up now. Epic length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 147,279 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 5027 - Favs: 4,865 - Follows: 4,343 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Heir to the city of relics by Froggy-slice reviews
When Jirayia tosses Naruto into the ravine in an attempt to force him to use the Kyuubi chakra he stubbornly refuses and falls all the way down. He lands in the middle of an ancient city filled with things, powerful things from the past, the legacy of man
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,562 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Naruto U.
Five Reasons by nyet khan reviews
Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 318 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Vegeta, Bulma
Master of Seals by kagehisa reviews
Ever wonder if the battle between the Three Sennins turned out differently with the same result? Naruto learns that shinobi are killers, and that it's part of their way of life. He just wished he didn't have to embrace that truth so soon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 81,114 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 4,031 - Follows: 3,632 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
The Master of Death by neopyro reviews
PostDH ONESHOT. Everything comes a price. By taking up the Hallows, and becoming the Master of Death, Harry was able to defeat Voldemort. But what was the cost? Rated T for mild swearing, and death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Human Contact by yooso reviews
The ability to touch others is something humans take for granted. But what if you couldn't anymore? Based on Empathy by The Halfa Wannabe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,482 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 2,001 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Sage of the Leaf by HistorianoftheKais reviews
It is said that a butterfly flapping its wings in America will cause a hurricane in China. Watch what happens to Naruto as a small change in Jiraiya's wanderings causing huge changes in Naruto's life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,752 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
Damnation by waveformdelta84 reviews
Being a hero always carries a price, but Terry McGinnis has avoided paying...until now. Strong language.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 51 - Words: 45,864 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Terry M., Dee Dee - Complete
Naruto: The Legendary Shinobi by Da-Deranged-Dude reviews
Since the First Great Ninja War, kunoichi have proved themselves to be superior than shinobi. So in a modern all-kunoichi Konoha, Naruto will rise as a man amongst women and prove to the world that 'badass' is not sexist. NaruHarem. Reviews make me happy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Trial by Leaves by ArcTheJedi reviews
Naruto is ready for the role of Hokage, but he has one grand challenge to overcome first. Now he must prove his conviction to his friends; along the way he may discover just as much about them …and himself. NaruHina, other pairings, T for my own paranoia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,623 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 727 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Koudoukou: Fool's Gold by Akraa reviews
There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,287 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Xander Harris, International Man of Mystery by Gabberflast reviews
Post 'Chosen', Xander is the best there is at Slayer retrieval. But when he gets seriously hurt on the job, some of the Scoobies thinks he needs to step back...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Xander H., Buffy S.
Paradoxal Goodbye by kiwismakemehappy reviews
How many times does Sakura have to say goodbye? A one-shot in which Naruto pulls a Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Prodigal Son by Obi Shinobi reviews
Naruto's life in the yakuza crime world comes to an abrupt end when his boss is assassinated. Will Naruto find a new path to walk, or fall by the wayside? DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,635 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
James Castle by Bouncing Soul reviews
Harry/Punisher X-over. The Dursleys are killed when Harry is 5 and he is rescued by an unlikely hero and believed dead. What happens when he rejoins the Wizarding world in his 7th year and a witch tries to figure out his secret?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Punisher - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,684 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Better than Oz's costume by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF where Xander picks a costume that actually outranks Oz's fourth season Halloween costume.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 137 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
Harry Potter, the ArchMagus by the DragonBard reviews
AU. After an incident with Dudley and his gang, Harry discovers his magical abilities. However, there is no one to teach him how to wield his magic. So, with only fantasy books to guide him, Harry must forge himself into the wizard he is meant to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,443 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 4,111 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
Temptation by DoseofReality reviews
AN: Backwards editing, and I changed my penname. Don't freak out. Back to working on the story. I promise. And the site has apparently murdered my section breaks. Damn you, stupid site.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 140,502 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Revan, Bastila S.
Will He Be Happy? by KafkaExMachina reviews
During Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts Dumbledore asks Snape if Harry will be happy after Voldemort is dead. He doesn't like the answer. Snape decides to clean up the mess. DH except Epi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,040 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Strangers on a Train by Jen K reviews
Based on Spider-man 2. The people on the train Spider-man saved meet him at different points as Peter Parker. Will they recognize him?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,577 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 8/24/2004
ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 4,274 - Follows: 3,603 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
I need to quit my day job by Grendle1853 reviews
A few days without sleep to Batman lead to a bad morning at work for Mr.Wayne. Oneshot
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 3,183 - Follows: 2,828 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Harry PotterHouse? by kingprawnsct reviews
A young and abused Harry is moved by Social Services to his mother’s cousin in America. How will Hogwarts respond to a Harry that has been raised by everybody’s favorite doctor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 2,075 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
I, HK 47 by chapellefan reviews
FINISHED! As the SSV Normandy travels through space, they come across a strange ship. Inside they find a sentient droid. Its Designation: HK-47. A Mass EffectxKotor crossover. Spoilers abound!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,591 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 3,094 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lee! Guysensei! by recodan reviews
It had to exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 2,489 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Man Who Freed Me by Cantare reviews
Phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space. A jinni's fate, unless he comes across the rarest of mortals who might set him free...
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Bring Death Upon Me by Viperflamer reviews
The ultimate sacrifice...can never be given willingly. Minato will discover that when his ignorance changes his world forever. He hasn't lost his life...but he wishes he had.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Naruto U.
Haunted Destiny by Funkatron reviews
The Teen Titans are having some ghostly trouble. A dark shadow from Raven's past is haunting her...literally. Who will they call for help: Fenton Works, of course. Will the Fentons and a certain half-ghost hero be able to help?
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 170,962 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Raven, Danny F. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 6,012 - Follows: 3,747 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 2,574 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 4,134 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Things SG Teams are No Longer Allowed to Do by caffinebunny reviews
Just a little comic relief around the SGC. Everyone needs to have a little fun. Rated K becuase they're reading naughty books... Darn Jarheads. Darn Flyboys. And the civilians aren't much better.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,253 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 2/23/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
A Simple Gift by Twister of the Mind reviews
Jacen has to get Tenel Ka a birthday present, but he running out of time. Besides, what kind of gift could he offer a princess Oneshot
Young Jedi Knights - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Death Eternal by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Sixteen years ago a fragment of Killing Curse entered Harry’s soul. Now, on the battlefield, he sets it loose. AU. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The REAL Sound Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
At a young age, Uzumaki Naruto had a chance encounter that would change his life. Now, he is putting what he learned to good use.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,740 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4124 - Favs: 3,440 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 5,839 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 4,419 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Bloodline: Radiance by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 2,608 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
Upon the Merits of Mocking by theinsane reviews
Upon the merits of mocking, Kakashi’s understanding of sarcasm, and what comes of it. Oneshot. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Cheerfulness Incarnate by Omegaguardian reviews
This is a story about a boy named Uzumaki Naruto. Eventually NaruHina. UNDER RECONSTRUCTION!Joint effort with Mitsumaru. We have a lot of work to do...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 150,431 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Kakashi Junior by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto becomes fed up with all the cold looks he gets from the villagers, so he becomes Hatake Arashi by using a face mask and dying his hair. With his new persona can he win over the villagers and, more importantly, Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,140 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 282 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dying Embers by Kalistar reviews
AU SW Crossover. Harry Potter was attacked by Voldemort, however, his parents were not home and he was taken from his home and Earth by an old Jedi to grow up as Revan a powerful and feared Jedi. Dark!Harry, Independent!Harry
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 172,492 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - E. Piell, Harry P. - Complete
What were you thinking? by kateydidnt reviews
Lex Luthor is holding the Daily Planet hostage and threatens to kill if Superman shows. So Clark Kent to the rescue? Actually this is just a one shot of me griping at Lex's stupidity.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
The Rise of the Gray Lord by TheDarkestAngel16 reviews
Harry prepares for the future after the events of his Fifth year. With the help of Dumbledore he begins training himself in both light and dark magic. Hhr eventually, new author, still in transition possess.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,005 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Prove the Pervert Wrong by KyuubiMan reviews
Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,055 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,856 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U.
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 276 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10172 - Favs: 14,726 - Follows: 4,413 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Boy Who Vanished by veraklon reviews
How would everything have been different if Sirius had gotten to Harry before Hagrid did on that fateful night? A fifteen year old Harry is forced to attend Hogwart's after Black is finally captured. Eventually Harry & Ginny, I think. Please R and R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,847 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Jiraiya's Folly by Gaming Ikari reviews
Oneshot. Tsunade learns of a terrible secret Jiraiya has kept from her, and she now questions him about it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Force of Destiny by Llarian Ashbourne reviews
An accident reveals an old deception, and Darth Vader must make a decision that will change not only his life. AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,865 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/13/2001 - Darth Vader
Single Ninja on the Town by Arkhe reviews
“The Single Male Shinobi Guide to woo the Kunoichi of their Dreams.” Naruto read the title out aloud. “Hmm...” .:Additional summary within:. [COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,660 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3885 - Favs: 6,427 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Change is the Only Constant by Mara Greengrass reviews
When Bruce Wayne becomes Dr. Gregory House's latest patient, House's hidden past might just be disclosed.
Crossover - Batman & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Bruce W./Batman, G. House
Captivated by Tinuviel Undomiel reviews
KOTOR AU. What if Malak's missles hadn't worked as planned? Bastila is instead captured by Revan, who schemes to turn her to his cause. Bastila refuses to give in, but what happens when she starts falling for the Dark Lord?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,763 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005
Hearts Eye View by Barachiel reviews
[KOTOR] REVISED CH1-4! Bastila recounts all that transpired during the quest for the Star Forge . She focuses on the personal trials and conflicts that arose within her as she struggles with her bond to Revan and her obligations to the Council. Fixed Category. Put in Movies for some stupid reason.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,523 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Bastila S., Revan - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 190 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Bushido by lembas7 reviews
Recent events have Daniel resigning from the SGC. Yet on his last mission, his hidden talents with the sword are called upon to save his team. Captured by proud samurai, the only hope of SG1 lies in Daniel following the Way of the Warrior . . .
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,492 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
This Never Happened to Superman by Jason Thompson reviews
Peter's having Girl Trouble
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Felicia H./Black Cat - Complete
The Last Temptation of Alfred by David Hines reviews
At a butlering convention, Alfred has a moment of weakness.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/12/2004
The Best I Ever Had by Smitty reviews
Bruce Wayne must *ruin* women for other men...*Sillyfic*
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2002
An Uncertain Path by red rose knight reviews
AU 4 years after TPM. Obi-Wan is a lone knight looking for a purpose. Qui-Gon survived the battle of Naboo to train Anakin. This is the tale of the different path Obi-Wan?s life has taken.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 78,063 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/1/2002 - Published: 11/25/2001
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Owned reviews
Because sometimes people need to get what's coming to them. A series of tales of people getting in too far over their head, and then subsequently owned. Rated M cause I don't want to have to deal with any problems. Read at your own discretion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011
Cupboard Follow Up reviews
A follow up to Rorschach Blot's Omake in Chapter 100 of "Odd Ideas." Rated for Lang & theme. No Pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Rei Tantei Uzumaki Naruto reviews
General AU to the VotE fight where Naruto dies. I’m borrowing from the Naruto, and Yu Yu Hakusho verse definitely, maybe a few others later if I feel like it. Pairings undecided. Kind of borrowed from Mandalorian Jedi. Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,316 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Naruto U.
Tech Naruto reviews
When the villagers attack, Naruto is left without chakra channeling capacity. So what is he to do now? Get seals to power the tech he needs to survive. Full summary in Chapter 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,789 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Naruto U.