coffeebuddhahide bio
 Author has written 104 stories for Harry Potter, Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon X-overs, Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon, X-Men: Evolution, Pirates of the Caribbean, Slayers, Artemis Fowl, Danny Phantom, Tin Man, StarTrek: The Original Series, South Park, Psych, Criminal Minds, Glee, Castle, Queer as Folk, Sherlock, Sanctuary, and Supernatural. I've finally changed my screen name from Elissa-Dido to coffeebuddha, just to make things a little more uniform all around. Sorry if anyone's confused by the change. I'm still me, just with a different name! Anything that predates 2010 is discontinued. If you want to contact me, then please feel free to send me a private message. I can't promise to get back to you right away, but I'll try to do my best. You can also reach me through my Live Journal: http:/// A master listing of my fics can be found here. |
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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 37435 - Favs: 31,875 - Follows: 23,149 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rumeurs by writer-princess reviews
C'est ton premier jour à l'Académie du FBI à Quantico, Virginie et déjà, tu as entendu les rumeurs qui courent au sujet du BAU. Traduction de la fic de Elissa-Dido Rumours.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/8/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Batman's REAL! by OmegaPhish reviews
What would happen if the real world were clashed with a cartoon? Well, Andie just had to be the one to find out, and now she's in Gotham City, with the new Batman. UPDATED! YAY! Chapter 12
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,426 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 7/7/2001
Nice Boys by otherhawk reviews
Getting to know new neighbours is sometimes a complicated process.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,974 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Rusty, Danny - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 4,406 - Follows: 2,976 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lessons From the Masters by Wolf Maid reviews
Sheldon/Penny. It takes her a while to realize she's being wooed. Future-fic, set after L/P breakup.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Five and One: Things Not To Say In Shi'Kahr by Penbrydd reviews
Spock's got a paint-peeling command of expletives, but only in his native language. The average speaker of Standard has no idea that he's anything but calm and collected, but he can scald the ears off a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 147 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Now We Are Thirteen And Miserable by Tashaelizabeth reviews
A young Ianto meets Jack.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
No Mere Mortal, He by slipstream reviews
On the first day of your internship at PrincetonPlainsboro you hear five different conversations about Dr. House. Gen, hints of HW
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Charms of the Sea by Dot reviews
“There ain’t a lot known about Jack Sparrow before he sailed into Tortuga with a mind to go after the treasure of la Isla de Muerta…” Why is this? Perhaps because Jack Sparrow didn’t exist. Please R+R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,615 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 7/30/2003
Child of Mine by Lina Inverse the Dramata reviews
Because of a mismade potion, Harry is now defenselss, and Snape is ordered to take care of him. Chapter 17 Now Up! Harry goes to Hogsmeade! But why did Draco want to take him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,451 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 2/5/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Leather and Lace by Maidens of Konan reviews
by KittyLynne w/contributions from Adriana Morgan Miaka has moved to Colorado Springs to salvage her relationship with Taka, but fate presents her with a difficult choice when she meets a cop with an uncanny resemblance to Tasuki! Update pending 1/2011
Mysterious Play - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,547 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Tasuki, Miaka
The Weasel and the Kneazle by Davesmom reviews
IN PROGRESS (books 1-4) Upgraded again for content. Ginny finally gets a pet of her own. But the little creature seems to have two personality flaws; she has a nose for trouble and seems to like Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,652 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Beloved on this Earth by Chary reviews
Snape OFC romance. When Harry is injured and taken to a Muggle hospital, the nurse caring for him feels a strange connection to the injured boy, and certainly doesn't trust the Professor who claims he has come to return him to his school. ...Complete..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 190,286 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 1/16/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Finally Home by Diana Crescent reviews
COMPLETE!Serena has a secret, and when Darien betrays her, she lets it out to the scouts. Together, they go to Serena's home in search of her brother, only to find that all of them have a connection to some people
Gundam Wing/Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 97,303 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
Feelings for a Fox by Mistress of the Sword reviews
Kagome returns to her life in the future, but when Shippou is put in danger so is the barrier between the worlds. Kurama is selected to protect Kagome while the rest of the YYH group tries to find out who's behind the sudden attack. KK (x-over wYuYu Hak)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,024 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003
For the Love of Friendship by RainbowSerenity reviews
[HIATUS, maybe forever o.O]When an evil Cupidlike ghost comes out from the portal, will Danny and Sam's friendship be able to withstand its tests? Or will Tucker just do something really stupid to get them all killed? Yeah, probably.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,688 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 6/18/2004
Tansho by Aama reviews
One night in a tavern, Tasuki meets a young prostitute named Tansho. They unexpectedly fall in love, and Tansho finds her harsh, unpredictable life suddenly changing in ways she never thought imaginable. Complete
Mysterious Play - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 240,053 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 11/26/2002 - Tasuki - Complete
Accounts From the Tower by penvision reviews
Group of one-shots in multi-genre, mostly humor. Fifteen: A little BBRae piece because I love those two. Memories are as real as you make them.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,320 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 12/10/2003
A Rogue's Revenge by Jenny11 reviews
Must read Stealing Rogue and Beast in Rogue first. Kroker wants his revenge on Rogue and Wolverine. What ever happened to Sabretooth? And what does a certain red-eyed Cajun thief have against Wolverine? by Jenny and Kazi FINISHED! please review!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,425 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Rogue/Marie D., Logan/Wolverine
The Courtship of Peregrin Took by Davesmom reviews
IN PROGRESS...With Bilbo and Frodo now gone, and Sam settled in with a family, Pippin and Merry feel restless. Remebering their promise to Treebeard, and hearing the story Sam's cousin Hal tells, they decide on a jaunt to the North Farthing...with surpri
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,324 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 8/4/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Leave Me Breathless by Hikari-chan reviews
Usagi was merely a simple small town graduate in computer science looking for a job in the city. The last thing she had expected was to fall into the arms of multimillionaire Heero Yuy...
Gundam Wing/Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,669 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/5/2003 - Published: 11/16/2002
In the Rain by Melfina Lupin reviews
epilogue up! Rogue goes out in the rain to seek some peace away from the Institute. But in the park she runs into somebody she never thought she see so soon. Rating bumped to strong PG-15
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,953 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/27/2003 - Published: 5/31/2003
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Darkness and Light by cyropi reviews
Love lasts forever – or so they thought. Months have passed, months in which Draco and Hermione’s relationship has deepened. But Lucius has been planning… and he could destroy their love forever. The sequel to Fire and Ice. (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,926 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/2/2003 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Long Road Home by Ashwinder reviews
*Epilogue uploaded. COMPLETE* Sequel to Ginny's Gift. Read that story first. Harry must deal with the aftermath of Voldemort's defeat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 214,337 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 10/1/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Trapped As A Mary Sue by o0-Key-0o reviews
Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,621 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
Disease by DiVaNation reviews
Rated for language, of course. K/Sess. AU spinoff from one of the episodes, so be kind. TEASER from the SEQUEL! R/R! Tell me what you think, I need your feedback!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,618 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002
Within by Moo-The Interrupting Cow reviews
But the true self is still there... Arnold, Only a few in a lifetime receive this gift, the gift of removing the masks. Seeing how people really are, viewing what they tuck away from the world. (By Miss Matched and Baniigaaru (Bunni Girl))
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2003 - Published: 1/19/2003
Oh, God, not you! by Flitter reviews
Alex, a supreme hater of all things LOTR, gets dropped in on the'verse to shake things up a bit. Guess who finds her, and she hates the most? *Finished*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,011 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 8/14/2002 - Legolas
One by Cormak3032 reviews
Sarah's life has been filled with Heartbreak and disappointment. A gift from a friend brings her back to a place she thought that she would never see again. To confront a man she doesn't quite know what to think of after so many years. FINISHED!!!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 131,754 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/17/2002 - Published: 5/8/2002
The Past Didn't Go Anywhere by Fearthainn reviews
It is 2010, 12 years after Voldemort's downfall, and Draco Malfoy has returned to England at long last. A Draco/Ginny Story. Revised and Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 118,453 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/8/2002 - Published: 7/17/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 155 - Published: 3/25/2002
Sacrifices by Kei Tree reviews
Epilogue up! Complete Her first child for her release... That was Sarah's promise, but when payment is due she offers Jareth, the Goblin King, another deal Her child for herself.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,058 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/17/2002 - Published: 12/10/2001 - Complete
Silly Songs with Snape: The Song of the C.E.B.U. by Phantasia reviews
Snape reflects upon his childhood, and he has company with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2002 - Severus S., Ron W.
Pawn To Queen by Riley reviews
A somewhat Nietzschean twist on Snape/Hermione. The Potions Master and his best student find themselves entering into a partnership that neither of them could have expected, courtesy of Lucius Malfoy. NOTE: chapter 3 updated again: Hermione's now 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,263 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 10/8/2001 - Published: 9/24/2001 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Playing for Keeps by Moonchampion reviews
The X-Men take a vacation to the island of Genosha, where Rogue finds herself swept off her feet by a certain teenage Cajun. But are his feelings genuine, or are there some Sinister intentions behind them?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 6/20/2001 - Published: 6/8/2001
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Lost Souls in Sin City reviews
Growing up is never easy, but it's a little better when you have help from your friends. Pre-series Reid-centric fic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2011 - S. Reid, Ethan - Complete
Lay You Down Like A Throw Rug reviews
In which Javier accidentally becomes an interior designer, Kevin is the homicide detective who's been quietly pining for him for ages, and everyone thinks swatch is a stupid word.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
The Way You Lie reviews
Spencer's angry, Ethan's in town, Derek's jealous, and nobody's telling the complete truth about anything. Features Ethan from 2x18, Jones. Sequel to Hot Like Mexico.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,622 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
A Cold and Broken Hallelujah reviews
They don't talk about whatever it is they're doing. There are no promises, no plans.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls reviews
In which Javier takes a life drawing class and Kevin is the nude model of his dreams. College AU.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Javier E., Kevin R.
With A Little Help From My Friends reviews
Getting drunk usually isn't the answer, but that doesn't mean it'll hurt. onesided Morgan/Reid, onesided Hotch/Garcia
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Published: 6/6/2011 - D. Morgan, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All reviews
"Worst. Vacation. Ever," Spencer grumbles, though there's no real heat behind his slightly sleep slurred words. He watches the wavering flames of the fire and hopes he drools on Derek's leg when he inevitably falls asleep.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/9/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Family That Prays Together reviews
Gabriel's just past his two thousandth birthday the first time he runs away, but Lucifer tells him he's acting more like he's nine hundred.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Gabriel - Complete
Wash the Echoes Out reviews
Spencer's life is about as perfect as anything he could have asked for, so why does he feel like it's about to crack apart around the edges?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,934 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Nine o'clock on a Saturday reviews
Derek recognizes the kid turning tricks in the bar from one of the recruiting lectures he went to with Gideon three, maybe four months ago.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/18/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
A Day In The Life reviews
A collection of ficlets revolving around Justin and Brian.
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Justin T., Brian K.
Getting Lucky reviews
Kevin has a four leaf clover and he knows how to use it.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Winging It reviews
Hotch shows Garcia a whole new world. crack!fic
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2011 - P. Garcia, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Tech Support reviews
Hotch helps Garcia build him a new computer.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, P. Garcia - Complete
Raise Your Glass reviews
Kevin's date stands him up on Valentine's Day, so in the time honored tradition of bros, he and Javier get falling down drunk.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kevin R., Javier E. - Complete
Bacon reviews
Reid decides to bring Morgan breakfast in bed. Clooney decides to help.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/1/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Clarke's Law reviews
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Henry F., Nikola T. - Complete
Freckles reviews
Esposito notices Ryan's freckles for the first time.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Bubble reviews
Sometimes there is no right answer.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Let's All Go To The Movies reviews
When Morgan takes hold of his hand, his fingers slippery from the butter on the popcorn they've been sharing, it suddenly occurs to Spencer that this might be a date.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Tethered reviews
He can't even figure out what the problem is, much less solve it, and that makes his skin itch even more than the all too frequent shouting. The great Spencer Reid, brilliant genius, laid low by simple human emotions.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2010 - S. Reid, Ethan - Complete
Afternoon Delight reviews
Spencer decides to surprise Derek in his office, but things don't go exactly as planned.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Bookmarked reviews
Hotch lets on more than he ever meant to with his secret Santa present to Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/16/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Falling For You reviews
Shawn has a way of getting Lassie to try things he'd normally never even consider.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Chocolate reviews
Spencer hadn't been expecting anything when he'd mentioned that no one had ever gotten him a present 'just because'.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Touched for the Very First Time reviews
Things take a turn for the interesting after Shawn helps a drunk Lassie get home from the bar. Set during 1x10, From the Earth to the Starbucks.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
A Night at the Opera reviews
When she told Gus yes, Juliet wasn't expecting to have a good time. Not because it's Gus, but because it's the opera, and the closest she's ever come to seeing an opera is watching Looney Tunes as a kid.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Juliet oH., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Expectations reviews
"Anticipation," Nikola tells him once, "is a remarkably powerful aphrodisiac that can make even the most stalwart of men weak in the knees."
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Henry F., Nikola T. - Complete
Walking Dead reviews
Leave it to Sherlock Holmes to be more troubled about not being able to deduce why he's the walking dead than by the fact that he now is one. Undead!Sherlock crack fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Moonlight reviews
Sometimes it doesn't seem possible that the man in John's bed is really Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Shawnie Went ACourtin' reviews
Carlton doesn't realize it's a date until it's too late.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Bigger on the Inside reviews
Spencer is like a TARDIS-right out there where anyone can see, but so easy to miss because you can't open him up and look at how much bigger, how much more he is on the inside.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - S. Reid, Ethan - Complete
Turkey Days reviews
In retrospect, helping Castle pull a prank on Captain Montgomery may not have been the best thing to do less than a week before Thanksgiving.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Shoes and Ships and Sealing Wax reviews
Sometimes it's liberating to be able to speak to someone without having to explain his every thought process.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 105 - Published: 11/24/2010 - S. Reid, Sherlock H. - Complete
Low Risk reviews
Shawn loves Juliet, but sometimes he wonders if he picked the wrong partner.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Shawn S. - Complete
A Sticky Situation reviews
Derek misses Spencer's long hair.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Sharing the Blame reviews
Kate should probably be more on guard, but between the eggnog and James Patterson, a little mistletoe doesn't seem that threatening.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Beard reviews
Spencer sits on the sidelines and watches Garcia act as Derek's date at a coworker's wedding.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/20/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Hero Worship reviews
Spencer hates Derek's beard.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2010 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Expiration reviews
Lassiter's thoughts in the moments before he signs his divorce papers.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Carlton L. - Complete
Recoil reviews
Lassie finds out that Shawn's been lying about being psychic.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Blink And You'll Miss It reviews
A collection of drabbles covering a variety of genres and characters.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
Poetry in Motion reviews
Ryan's on a bit of an adrenalin high and Esposito's there to help him out with it. Tag fic to 3x09, Close Encounters of the Murderous Kind.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Snapshots reviews
Various 100 word drabbles focusing on Esposito and Ryan.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Javier E., Kevin R.
Cracks reviews
This is the worst thing that could happen. The absolute worst. One-sided Spencer/Derek.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Perils of Babysitting reviews
In which there is teasing, cuddling, and way too much talking about Twilight. Tag fic to episode 3x07, Almost Famous.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Two Bits reviews
Ryan gives Esposito a demonstration on the proper way to shave with a straight edge razor. Set during 2x23, Overkill.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Kevin R., Javier E. - Complete
Trick or Treat reviews
Esposito goes to Ryan's for Halloween to help with trick or treating.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Veni, Vidi, Vici reviews
Ryan lets an embarrassing secret slip during Castle's annual Halloween party.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Of Borrowed Shirts and Bad Chinese Food reviews
Ryan doesn't know how the witness came to the conclusion that he and Esposito are a couple, but they really aren't. No, really.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Partnership reviews
Sometimes Jenny thinks that Kevin and Esposito have to be the only two people who don't notice the way they act around each other. Preslash.
Castle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Kevin R., Javier E. - Complete
Odd Fish reviews
Spencer Reid moved to the small cow town of Beayue, Texas a few months ago in an attempt to run from his problems, but things take a sour turn when he ends up being accused of murder. Old West AU. On temporary hiatus.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,423 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Random Shuffle reviews
Music shuffle meme where each fic is written in the time it takes for the song to play. Contains het, slash, gen, Morgan/Reid, Hotch/Garcia, Prentiss/Rossi, and more.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
All Those Little Moments Are What Make A Life reviews
A collection of drabbles and shorts for a 100 Themes challenge. Rated mostly for language. Contains various genres, characters, and ships-mostly Shassie with some Shules, Gules, and misc.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 28,302 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
A Moment reviews
A sweet moment between Spencer and Derek the morning after a physically strenuous case.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Own Me reviews
All Derek Morgan wants is to keep his head down and serve out the rest of his sentence, but things start to get complicated with the arrival of his new cellmate, Spencer Reid. Prison AU.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/8/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Buy The Hour reviews
Instead of applying to the FBI after college like he had planned, Spencer Reid ends up working as a high end escort. AU
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/7/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Strut Your Stuff reviews
Derek stumbles across a box of pictures from Spencer's modeling days.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/7/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Thing Is reviews
While doing a book tour shortly after leaving the BAU, Rossi runs into Hotch at a hotel. Set preseries.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010 - D. Rossi, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Way You Look Tonight reviews
Penelope tries to be the kind of woman she thinks Aaron wants her to be.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, P. Garcia - Complete
Look, Don't Touch reviews
'There's flirting, and then there's THIS,' Spencer thinks as he sits on a bar stool and glowers out at the dance floor, where a pretty, young woman is practically wrapped around his boyfriend.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/5/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Mine reviews
A visit from Ethan leaves Derek feeling rather jealous. Reid/Morgan established relationship.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/5/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Prompt Me reviews
A random, unconnected collection of drabbles and shorts based on prompts from the LJ community staringout. Usually Reid/Morgan, but other pairings occasionally pop up.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,834 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Hold Me reviews
"Spencer's body feels too heavy, like he would sink through the mattress, the floor, and deep into the earth if Derek wasn't there to hold him up." Contains allusions to 5x09,100, and 5x10,The Slave of Duty, but no actual spoilers.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/2/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
An Error in Judgment reviews
Spencer is angry and Derek's in trouble.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/2/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Ink reviews
Spencer has a tattoo and Derek likes it.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
In Sickness, In Health reviews
Derek is sick. Luckily, Spencer's there with a damp washcloth and a soothing back rub.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
When You've Got It reviews
Reid is going undercover as a model and Hotch can't help but notice.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/2/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Out of the Closet reviews
Tag fic to 5x21-Exit Wounds. "I am not sleeping with Reid!"
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/2/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Hot Like Mexico reviews
Sometimes a person can be in your life for years before you ever realize that you don't really know that much about him. And sometimes it takes him showing up at a club wearing a skirt to make you realize that you might have missed something.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,827 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
I Am Batman reviews
"There is no 'dad' here. I. Am. Batman."
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
Serious and Inconsequential reviews
While on the case in New Orleans, Spencer unknowingly encounters the unsub in a club. Set during Jones, 2x18. Contains spoilers and drug use.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Who Am I? reviews
"But I'm not evil!" Reid exclaimed, his hands lifted in the air as if they could ward off the accusation. Inspired by my theory that everyone on the team has a corresponding Superhero.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/29/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Fall Apart reviews
Not every relationship lasts forever. Not every romance ends in happily ever after. Preseries breakup fic set during the period right before/during Spencer and Ethan's start at the FBI Academy.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2010 - S. Reid, Ethan - Complete
Look in the Mirror reviews
Soft footsteps reverberated off the walls and sent an anticipatory shiver down Will's spine. His skin prickled, felt too tight for his body. When he looked up, Bryan Ryan was behind him, looking over his shoulder, glaring at him in the mirror.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Will S., Bryan R. - Complete
Out of This World reviews
"I swear, Spencer, sometimes it's like you aren't even human." Join Spencer as he attempts to understand emotions, decipher confusing cultural idiosyncrasies, and learn what it means to be human. Or, you know, an alien pretending to be human.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Dress Up, Dress Down reviews
Shawn's in a suit and Lassie isn't. What's wrong with this picture?
Psych - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Five Times Spencer Said Good Bye reviews
Five times Spencer said good bye and one time he said hello.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Do or Die reviews
Normally he wouldn't mind Lassie trying to play the Big Bad Cop card-it was pretty hot-but right now the other man just seemed jumpy and the way he was slowly stalking toward Shawn with a strange, determined look on his face didn't exactly reassure him.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
The End reviews
"How do other people cope? How are we expected to do this job without going insane when all we ever see are the constantly rising levels of depravity that people are capable of?"
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Secrets reviews
"They're going to know. I can feel it." Set in my The Mouths of Babes universe, but can be read as a stand alone piece.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Bad Idea reviews
It's a bad idea. Like, a super, insanely, HUGELY bad idea. She should have said no when he called her. Should have said anything other than 'I can be there in half an hour'.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/13/2010 - P. Garcia, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
It's Cold Outside reviews
Nobody thought to tell Reid that the eggnog was spiked. Derek is willing to bet money on that.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Hardly Ever reviews
Waking up with the prince doesn't guarantee you the fairy tale ending. It's the morning after and Derek can't find his pants.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Rumors reviews
It's your first day at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia and already you've started to hear the rumors about the BAU.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/3/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Pantsed reviews
It's the morning after and Derek can't find his pants. Set in my The Mouths of Babes universe, but can be read as a stand alone piece.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Touched reviews
Derek is totally straight. And even if he wasn't-just the thought is hilarious!-he'd have better taste than to be attracted to awkward, lanky, know-it-all Dr. Reid. Set in my The Mouths of Babes universe, but can be read as a stand alone piece.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Mouths of Babes reviews
Derek's a little in love with Reid's mouth. Okay, he's completely in love with it. He wants to marry it and whisper sweet nothings to it and hold its hand. That is, if it had a hand. Which it doesn't. Because, you know, it's a mouth.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Being Human reviews
Carlton Lassiter is a serious man in a serious mood who needs to do some serious drinking. Oneshot. UPDATE: A sequel to this can be found in the 4th chapter of All Those Little Moments Are What Make A Life.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Carlton L. - Complete
Mistake reviews
Several years after their divorce, Victoria sees Carlton from a distance and wonders if things could have been different between them. Expanded to a two shot, because Carlton's too much of a detective to not notice his ex-wife watching him.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Carlton L. - Complete
Good Manners reviews
Stan was apparently never taught good manners. Specifically, good manners concerning taking turns. And as it turns out, Kyle's a bit of a fan of taking turns. Style drabble. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Your Love Will Kill Me reviews
Christophe knew he loved her the first time she punched him. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Christophe - Complete
Wanting and Having reviews
One night over dinner, T'Pring contemplates what she wants and what she has. Oneshot.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Memories reviews
When Ambrose woke up from the surgery that gave him back his brain, his first thoughts weren't of his queen, his princess, or the O.Z. Instead, he remembered intelligent eyes, a blinding smile, and the woman they belonged to. Oneshot.
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Glitch - Complete
The Horror reviews
How would you like to find out that the half ghost that you and your friends think is 'totally hawt' is really your dad? This isn't your typical 'Danny has a daughter' fic. One shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Complete
Moonlight Reflections reviews
Artemis may have forgotten, but Holly has not. Now, late at night as she watches Artemis, she contemplates her feelings and says good-bye. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Complete
Stolen reviews
Lina is kidnapped by a madman who wants to add her to his collection of unique women. After six years she escapes, but several things have changed, both for her and her friends. Prologue thru Chapter Five Up
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,133 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2003 - Published: 11/14/2003
Butterfly Kisses reviews
It's a Father's Day songfic. I know that it is a little late but I had to put it up. There are not very many fics that I have seen where Ken is more then just an overprotective jerk. Complete and revised.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2003 - Published: 7/18/2002 - Complete
Ma Petite reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow and his crew aboard The Black Pearl considered themselves to be ready for anything. However, they may have just met their match in the treasured cargo brought on board by a young woman they rescue from a shipwreck.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003
The Prince Inside the Toad reviews
Sweet little ficlet from the POV of a secret admirer of Todd's on the day that he and the other mutants are allowed to return to school after the world finds out about their powers. Complete
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Complete
That was Then, This is Now reviews
Usagi Black is one of the most feared aurors in the fight against Voldermort, but anyone who knew her before the Potters died and her husband was arrested will tell you that she wasn't always so cold and distant. *Chapter Sixteen is up*
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,680 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/22/2003 - Published: 10/4/2002
Child of Light, Possessor of Death reviews
Her scouts are dead. The man she loved abandoned her. Cosmos has nothing left to live for but her continual fight with Chaos. All she wants is for it all to end. She just may have gotten her wish.*Chapter One*
Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2002
Into the Past for the Future reviews
Dumbledore's dead and Voldemort is in control. A small band of rebel's only hope for a better future lies in the past. What they wanted was a hero. What they got was a socially challenged spitfire. Chapter Two up
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2002 - Published: 12/2/2002
The Greatest Gift They Never Got reviews
Harry is having a very bad day. Kinda dark. Kinda depressing.*complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2002 - Harry P. - Complete