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Joined 04-06-08, id: 1544882, Profile Updated: 12-29-13
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, Death Note, and Hatsune Mix/初音みっくす.

I'm glad you have time to look at this! And if you read all the way through... I feel so sorry for you.

top 5 fav. anime:

1. Death Note/vocaloid

2. Naruto

3. Hellsing

4.Nabari No Ou.

5.Ouran Highschool Hoast Club

6. (Yes, I'm adding some X3) Sailor moon

7. Bleach

8. Fruits Basket

What's your fave anime?

Death Note. But, there's way too many out there X3

What's your fave manga?

There is one choice, and How many manga are out there? TTTT

Have you ever had a crush on a Naruto character and who was it?

Hidan, Kakuzu, Kisame... Yeah. I'm obsessed with Akatsuki... Oh, and L. L too... yeah, totally L. As well as Gakupo, Taito... Mokaito... You know.

Which one of your stories has the most reviews?

My story with the most reviews, is my story When Dreams Become Reality!

Most hits?

Same thing.

Most Favorited?

Uh, Still teh same answer

Is there ever a character you just want to kick in the rear?

Hmm... A lot of them... ESPECIALLY SASUKE UCHIHA. grr...

Who are your favorite Authors? (Not In order)

Everyone in my favorites list, DUH! :D

If you have ever had a crush on an anime character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've never tried drugs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can not wait to find out how NARUTO ends, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I have one statement to make out of this. NEVER END NARUTO! I WILL GO INSANE!

If you've ever run up an down escalator, copy and paste this onto your profile

hee hee yes.

If you've ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

heck yeah! I keep forgetting we have doors, and i run into them. Ive also run into Windows, and phones, and... Goes on for hours

If you think unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If i was cool, i wouldn't have the friends i do now.

If your friends are weird, but you are weirder, copy and paste this onto your profile

Love knows no gender, age, or color. If you agree with me copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!!

I creep my friends out aaaaaall the time! X3

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

U kidding? That's what everyone knows me for.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile

I iz soooo proud! Sniffle sniffle

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

Train of thought ->

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

Yes... It wasn't very pretty either. -_-

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just to put this as bluntly as i can... yes.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even if i don't change the password, if i don't write it down, I'll more than likely forget it! Wait, what were we talking about again?

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

R u kidding? I'm so obsessed, I'm normally on 'bout 3 to 4 times a night!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Yup! One says it's name is Companion cube!!!

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

Would this question be obvious?

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

People say I have ADHLAB. (Attention dephicite... hey look a butterfly!! =D)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! if your just as random, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm in ur brainz, readin ur thoughtz. =3

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. I am one of that eighty percent. If you are too, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe this, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a glass door, copy and paste this to your profile

Yes. Yeas indeed.

If you are obsessed about ANIME and people are afraid of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this to your profile

Yeaaash! I mostly know facts about the Akatsuki though. And a lot of death note

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin 'THAT WAS FREEKEN AWESOME!'

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

I found this on someone's profile and decided to fill it out.

1. What is your character's full name? Nara Rei Uzumaki

2. What do her friends call her? Nara-chan, Nara-Nara

3. Where does she live? Konohagakure Japan

4. What is her greatest strength? Her ninjutsu

5. What is her biggest weakness? Her biggest weekness is if anyone uses the puppy face, she has to give in to it.

Physical Traits

1. How old is your character? 16

2. How tall is she? 5' 3"

3. How much does she weigh? 110

4. What's her general body type? as tall as Naruto, and slim.

5. What color is her skin? normal.

6. Her eyes? dark blue!

7. Her hair? long, and black!

8. Describe her hairstyle. Always wears it straight, a portion over her right eye

9. Is she left- or right-handed? Right

10. Describe her everyday clothing. Akatsuki robe

11. Does she wear makeup? Nope.

12. Does she wear glasses? Nope.

History

1. What country is your character from? Konohagakure Japan

2. What is the name of her hometown? Konoha

3. If she's not a native, how did she end up in Tokyo? She's a native

4. Does she have any deep, dark secrets in her past that might come back to haunt her? Yes

5. How well-known is she in her school/community? Oh, I'd say she's known as the smarter one of her and her brother Naruto. However, she is still a trouble maker.

Family

1. Was your character raised by her parents? Nope. Her and Naruto grew up raising each other.

2. What do her parents/foster parents do for a living? Erm, well, Let's put this simply. They're dead.

3. How well does she get along with her parents? Uh... I really have no clue, But her and her brother get along very well!

4. Does she have any brothers/sisters? Yes! Nara's brother's name is Naruto Uzumaki. They are into causing mischief together, and luv wreaking havoc!

5. What is her home life like? Most of the time, she's at home and relaxed. Otherwise she's hanging with her BFF Sasate Uchiha!

6. Is her family connected to the Mew Project in any way? What's the Mew Project?

Relationships

1. Does your character have a significant other? If so, describe them. She doesn't have a significant other, but she does have a boyfriend. His name is Hoshigaki Kisame. She also has a very tiny crush on Hidan.

2. Who is her best friend? Sasate Uchiha of course! Oh, and Hanasaki Tataharu!

3. Does she have any enemies? If so, who are they and why don't they like her? Lesse, Gaara. Well, he isn't an enemy, so much as he hates her. It all happened in the past, believe me. But, it's a good thing that Sasate is always there to save her butt!

4. How does she think other people perceive her? ... Rambunctious, crazy, and hyperactive!

5. Name three things your character hates in others. She hates when people are snotty, when they pick on any of her friends, or her brother, and she hates when people kidnap anyone she knows.

6. Is she a part of any clubs or groups? No, sadly not.

7. Generally, how well does she get on with people? She is very social, so she gets along with people very well!

Personality

1. List your character's role models/heroes/idols. The third Hokage, Iruka, Sasate, Hanasaki, and Sanji, and Kisame.

2. List one short-term and one-long term goal she has. Short term: To make sure Naruto doesn't annoy her to the point where she kills him. Long term: To become Hokage!

3. Does she have any irrational fears? The Mangekyou Sharingan, Itachi, and bugs. (Yes, whenever she works with Shino, it's very hard for her not to go bug squishing crazy.)

4. How does she generally treat others? Awesome!

5. Does she trust people easily? Not very easily. She has to get to know them before she can trust them.

6. Is she introverted or extroverted? Who is what now?

7. What's her most annoying habit? her most annoying habit, is her catch phrase whenever she killz somebody. Which is... "Die by my hand, or be harshfully punished!"

8. What's her favorite food? RAMEN!

9. Favorite beverage? Any really...

10. Does she hate any particular foods? Mostly healthy things. However, she does eat more healthy than Naruto does. She encourages him to eat more vegetables.

11. What's her favorite color? Black, and blood red.

12. What makes her angry? Naruto, and anyone who tries, (Or succeeds) In kidnapping her or her friends. (AKA: When her ten tailed fox comes out.)

13. What annoys her? Mostly Naruto.

14. What embarasses her? When Sasate shouts out something about her and Kisame ion a crowded place.

15. What is your character's religion? JASHIN!

16. Is she devout or impious? ??

17. Is she deliberate or spontaneous? again, ??

18. How does she react to being made fun of? Are you sure you want to do that? (People nod) THEN FEEL THE WRATH OF THE ODAMA RASENGAN!

19. What's her image song? Foxy,Foxy

Lifestyle

1. Does your character have a job? Uh huh! She's a ninja!

2. What are her hobbies? Singing, fighting, and beating up Naruto with the help of Sasate.

3. How does she get around? if she's at home, she walks everywhere. Unless it's urgent. Then she uses her ninja speed and runs to wherever she needs to be. When she's on a mission, she uses ninja speed.

4. Where are her hangout places? The compound, and Ichiraku's Ramen shop

5. What does she read? Anything

6. Describe her house. Her and Naruto share an apartment.

7. Is it in a good neighborhood? Yea!

8. Does she have any musical talent? Totally!

9. How does she like her eggs done? Scrambles

10. Is she a good cook? Yup! She sure is!

11. Does she have any pets? Yes! A little light blue monster, with black lightning bolts on it, and black wings.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Hidan
2. Kakuzu
3. Kisame
4. Pain
5. Naruto
6. Konan
7. Sasori
8. Kiba
9. Itachi
10. Sakura
11. Sasuke
12. Deidara

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No, and anybody with a right mind... wouldn't make one.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Are you kidding? Pein? Hot? Snorts ////

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Dude... Mpreg! EEEEW!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Oh yeah. TONS.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Eh, they'd be ok... .

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Definately five/ten

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I should hope they weren't doing that in the first place!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Kisame and Itachi come to Konoha in search of Kyubi, but he isn't there. So on the way, they kidnap Sakura, to lure Kyubi into the trap. Could love possibly blossom?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

There better not be.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

The puppeteer

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I would die.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

What's het?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yup. My friend SasukeXLover12 does! X3

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I should hope not!

15) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

'Who let the dogs out?' X3

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Possible Yaoi parings

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Me: I really don't know... Plz IM me with suggestions

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"I would just hope there isn't a relationship between 2 and 8"

20) How emo is Seven?

7? No, not emo.

THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? The Akatsuki!

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuSaku, NaruHina, NaruSaku, IitaSaku, ItaHina, KibaHina, SasoSaku, DeiSaku.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Well, occasionally Yaoi... Okay, REALLY Yaoi XD.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I do that all the time! Tobi, Kakashi, Itachi, Kisame, Tsunade, Naruto, Sasuke, Hinata, Shino, Kiba, Ino, Shikamaru, Pein.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Bunches of cards, a leaf headband, poster, Akatsuki hat, Akatsuki wristband, Akatsuki ring, Itachi headband, Itachi necklace, Naruto plushie, Kakashi plushie Sakura plushie, Yondime plushie, Hidan plushie, Jashin Hidan plushie, Pein plushie, Akatsuki robe.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Well, mainly the whole Akatsuki except for Pein and Konan.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? Definatly NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team Kakashi! Yosh!

10. Do you support the obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? No. Not at all.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Of course!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Um, All of them!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Yeah. Anti.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No, but Ive read a lot.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yes!

17. Sub or dub?Sub

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti... useless since episode 1.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny. KAWAII

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? XD YES. HE'S -censored due to spoiler-ship-

21. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Hmmmmmm. I think maybe Deidara. Who knows! Could be Ino too!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird...

24. Which character would be best OOC? Well, funniest OOC goes to Itachi. Hands down.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yes! I have many of them!!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yosh! I've written, *Counts* A lot. 0_0

27. Do you like lemons? ...yes.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Erm, Maybe...

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?Huh?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? YOSH!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No cause I cannot draw ;A;

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'? Not actually said it... But I draw stuff on my homework. I know it's mine, 'cause she'll stop and stare at me wit h this.. 'WTF did u do to ur paper u weirdo?'

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I have been broke all my life

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? No, thank you.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No, Because the leader has the Sharingan.

38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery:TOO MANY TO COUNT!

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? no.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Maybe... Yup! I don't have an issue with that! ANIME/MANGA RULEZ!

42. Do you think Pein is an Uchiha? No.

LIST YOUR TOP TEN NARUTO CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME (use 2 b pokemon)

1. Hidan
2. Kakuzu
3. Sasori
4. Akamaru
5.Shikamaru
6. Shino
7. Kiba
8. Hinata
9. Neji
10. Gaara

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Curse at him, and scream for him to leave the room.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
YOU PERVERTED PUPPET!!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
A dog... and Neji... What an odd pairing.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

He wouldn't. he's to lazy 2.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Yell, "WHEN THE HELL DID you GET HERE!?"

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

wait a minut... Kiba... an Uzumaki? Well, I'd love to have Akamaru, but Akamaru and naruto don't ... exactly... get along.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

I'll help heal you Hinata!

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Easy to believe... STFU!

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

easy to believe... He's Gaara.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Kill them, obviously. With the help of lord jashin...

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do?
Laugh at my never ending pain.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

A puppet ! X3

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Grab the back of my collar and start pulling. Either that, or bark for help.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Yawn and completely ignore me.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
"YOU LITTLE MOTHER !" Hidan me: "I don't wanna marry him anyway! He scares me."

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Comfort me and let me take Akamaru home.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

just by staring, and occasionaly giving me hints along the way.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

0.0 Kill me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Because he and I are of the same religion, and I feel very close to him.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
What the scene would look like.

Kakuzu: Nara... I have something to tell you.

Nara: Y-yes?

Kakuzu: Nara... I--I-- I love--

Nara: 0///////0

Kakuzu: Neji!! *Goes and holds hands with Neji*

Nara: ... Say what now!? D:

You're dating 3 and he introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

... Aren't they dead?

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
again, Neji... and a dog? What an odd pairing.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
I should hope not...

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Send his own bugs after him!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
WTF?! Go look at Kiyoko!

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him
Aw, that's ok Hinata. I'll help ya get Naruto!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Hah! Neji would never like me...

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
I should seriously hope they weren't... 0.0

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
I dont wanna know. I DO NOT WANNA KNOW!!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Nope! Not a single possibility!

Would 2 trust 5?
No. Shikamaru killed Hidan!

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Akamaru should run, so he doesn't die.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Hidan - Religion
Shikamaru- Art (It wuz the closest I could get!)

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Something unedible.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Kiba - Dog trainer
Neji- Fortune teller.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Awww! That would be sooo Kawaii!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Yeah.. He would blush a lot!

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Gaara wouldn't be blushing, and Neji's love of destiny

1 accidentally kicked 10?
Hidan go splat.

2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?
Again, I would have to kill them both.

5 and 6 did a workout together?
0.0 different pairing plz!

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
He don't care.

7 won the lottery?
Maybe he could get some dating tips.

8 had quite a big secret?
What? That she didn't like Naruto?

9 became a singer?
... No...

10 got a daughter?
I cannot even begin to imagine what life would be like with Gaara!

What would 1 think of 2?
.. I KILL U!

How would 3 greet 4?
(stare)

What would 4 envy about 5?
Ummm...do I have to answer that?

What dream would 5 have about 6?
Who knows?

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Nothing at all.

What would make 7 angry at 8?
Nothing. There's no way Kiba'd get mad at Hinata.

Where would 8 meet 9?
Training grounds with Shino and Kiba and Kurenai.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
I love your brother!

What would make 10 scared of 1?
Nothing.

Is 3 Gay?
Maybe...if Deidara really is a boy...

How do you feel right now?
Bored. So very bored.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

For me, crazy is a loose term.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.

Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Warriors at random momments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when your crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during PE.

Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you yell out something completly random in a quiet place then start doing a happy dance in front of the class.

Crazy is when you talk so insanely fast, that your teacher has to ask you to stop smoking pot, and leave the drugs at home.

Crazy is when you take the time to read this list and get to the end.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name, 'Chicken Butt head' copy this into your profile while laughing your ass off

If you have ever argued with yourself, lost, and find nothing wrong with it, put this in your profile.

When a doctor says: this won't hurt...It will

When a doctor says: This may hurt... It will... alot

When a doctor says: This will hurt... Brace for the pain

When a doctor says: In the long run this will help you... Start SCREAMING NOW!!

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

Yeah for women smartness!!

if most of your profile is actually someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) copy and past this onto your profile

if you talk to yourself about talking to yourself. ( 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') copy and paste this onto your profile

If When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.Copy and paste

If You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.Then Copy and paste this onto your profile

if People think you have A.D.D. copy and paste this onto your profile

Did you know...

...it's bad when you eat ten pounds of candy and don't puke?

...that when two of your anime crushes meet it's a bad thing?

...I'm a crazy?

...that I may be a loser but I am the coolest loser you'll ever meet?

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?

Tounge.

2. Be serious or be funny?

Funny!

3. Drink whole or skim milk?:

Soy.

4. Die in a fire or drown?

Die in a fire.

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?

Parents. Definately.

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon?:
MOON! I can actually LOOK at the moon...I howl at it..to...

2. Leaf-bare or Leaf-fall?

Leaf-fall

3. Left or right?

uhm... Right?

4. Ten acquaintances or five best friends?:
Five BFFS! Of course to joke around,make fun of, and tease!

5. Sunny or rain:
Bring on the rain!

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
The Twist

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it?:

2:44 PM

2. What is your name?
NewMoonBloodTears. You can call me Blood... Or Nara.

3. What do you want to do?
Read the entire Manga of Naruto. XD and Death Note. Not to mention XXX HOLiC. Also, get as many Vocaloid songs as I can :D

4. Where do you wanna live?

teh kanto reigion of Japan X3

5. How many kids do you want?
Two would be nice.

6. Do you want to get married?
Sure. I'd love that.

7. have you ever done drugs?

nope.

8. what do you like on your pizza?

Um... Cheese... Pineapple... Canadian Bacon... U kno.

9. Can you cross your eyes?
yeah

10. Do you make your bed daily?
Nope!

R A N D O M.

1. Which shoe goes on first?
Right

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?

X3 Must I recall?

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl it !

4. Have you ever eaten Spam?
I love spam!

5. Favorite ice cream?

I like Pumpkin Pie flavor at Dairy Queen... When they got it.

6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?

like... 5

7. Do you cook?
Yes

8. Current mood?

Happy

IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.

1. kissed some one?

no.

2. Sang?

You obviously don't know me. Of course! I sing whenever i get the chance!

3. Been hugged:

In the last 48 hours? no.

4. Felt stupid:

I can't name A time when I don't feel stupid.

5. Missed someone:

Yes.

6. Danced Crazy?
Every night

7. Gotten your hair cut?
No.

8. Cried:

Every night.

9. been kissed:

No.

. S T U F F .

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?

no.

2. Do you have a Dog?

one Dog

3. Do you have a cat?

Two cats =3

4. The last time you've been sledding?

Years ago...

5. Do you consider yourself creative?

more or less... nowadays.

6. Do you have any friends on FF.net?

Yep! definately!!

T7. Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net

I do. LXLight Luver.Death Note Luver,

I Hear Voices Of The Dead,

Not Dead Nor Alive

and Sasuke LoverX12.

8. Where are you?

In my Garage, where my computer is.

9. Look up, then look back, what do you see?

Wood roof, laptop.

10. What are you listening to right now?

My heater

11. Last thing you ate?

aisuuuu

12. Last thing you thought?

*I wonder if I should make Isaac actually do that...*

13. You have a million dollars what do you do?

WHOO I CAN FINALLY FIX MY CAR!

14. What are you eating/drinking right now?

... I'm not.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to. :3

Number your 12 fave Death Note characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. L
2. Light
3. Mello
4. Matt
5. Matsura
6. Near
7. Ray Penbar
8. Watari
9. Stephen Gevanni
10. Amane Misa
11. Mogi
12. Aizawa

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

... 0.0 If they did, I'd have to kill them.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Matt is very very hot >w

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

0.0 ... Twitch ... twitch

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Sadly, no..

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No. Definately NOT!! >

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Definately five/ten

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I should hope they weren't doing that in the first place!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Mello meets Misa Amane at a cover signing-- one he's told matt he'd never be at-- and falls in love with her. Will she return the feelings? Or will the Death Note be involved somehow?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

dispite how wrong that is, I think it'd be kind of cute.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Imageless

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I would die.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

What's het?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

oh, uh, no...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

... DisturbedMurders might...

15) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

This old man- Mc. Frontalot

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: I do not like these pairings. They are impossible, but Yaoi.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Misa: Hey, light-kun!! Look at me!!

Light: Hm? Oh, very nice Misa-misa... -.-

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"I would just hope there isn't a relationship between 2 and 8"

20) How emo is Seven?

7? No, not emo.

Death Note

1. What is your character's full name? Goes by Remi. (But I'll tell you a secret... I'll reveal it in later chapters of Sweet company =3)

2. What do her friends call her? well...uh... Remi. Maybe R...

3. Where does she live? Kanto region of Japan

4. What is her greatest strength? Her Intelect. (Which is just about as high as L's)

5. What is her biggest weakness? sweets XD

Physical Traits

1. How old is your character? 19 1/2

2. How tall is she? 5' 6"

3. How much does she weigh? 119

4. What's her general body type? thin, small slouch

5. What color is her skin? olive

6. Her eyes? Ocean blue, pupil-less

7. Her hair? long, and black.

8. Describe her hairstyle. Always wears it differently

9. Is she left- or right-handed? Right

10. Describe her everyday clothing. A knee length black dress and 3'' high heels.

11. Does she wear makeup? Nope.

12. Does she wear glasses? Yup.

History

1. What country is your character from? Kanto reigion Japan

2. What is the name of her hometown? Osaka

3. Does she have any deep, dark secrets in her past that might come back to haunt her? Yes

4. How well-known is she in her school/community? Nobody has ever seen her face...

Family

1. Was your character raised by her parents? yes, up until they were killed by Kira

2. What do her parents/foster parents do for a living? Her mother is an accountant-yes, she knows Teru Mikami- and her Father is a doctor. (Both are reformed criminals.)

3. How well does she get along with her parents? Very well. Despite the fact that they have hardly any time for Remi.

4. Does she have any brothers/sisters? Yes. One brother (Hikaru) and one sister. (Mitsu) And, Near is her cousin.

5. What is her home life like? pretty good...

Relationships

1. Does your character have a significant other? If so, describe them. Not quite significant other... but they do get together

2. Who is her best friend? Honestly, she doesn't have friends.. well, besides the Task Force.

3. Does she have any enemies? If so, who are they and why don't they like her? Kira. He's an enemy. he killed her parents, and now she's next.

4. How does she think other people perceive her? Mysterious, and extremely smart.

5. Name three things your character hates in others. A lack of Righteousness, A love of evil, and murder.

6. Is she a part of any clubs or groups? If you count her being the fourth Top detective, (Running closely behind all three of L's names) one, then, yes.

7. Generally, how well does she get on with people? She's not much of a people person. Though, she gets along with the Task force fine.

Personality

1. List your character's role models/heroes/idols. Watari and L are her idols.

2. List one short-term and one-long term goal she has. Short term: to eventually surpass L. Long term: To catch Kira, and rid the world of his evil deeds.

3. Does she have any irrational fears? She fears Murderers, despite her going after one.

4. How does she generally treat others? Generally? Well, I suppose. She seems a little odd at first, but it get's better.

5. Does she trust people easily? No. Definately not. It took L almost two years to gain her trust again. (They grew up together, and lost contact for a while.)

6. Is she introverted or extroverted? I would say more of an introvert.

7. What's her most annoying habit? Her most annoying habit? Her OCD. Excuse me... CDO. (It's OCD in the correct alphabetical order.)

8. What's her favorite food? Anything sweet. (Simmilar to L.)

9. Favorite beverage? Tea. (Though unlike L, she doesn't sweeten hers a whole lot.

10. Does she hate any particular foods? no, not really.

11. What's her favorite color? blues. Any shade will do.

12. What makes her angry? Not being able to catch Kira.

13. What annoys her? Matsura's lack-of-brain moments.

14. What embarasses her? She isn't embarrassed easily, but when somebody mentions anything about her and L being, (Or should be) a couple.

15. What is your character's religion? she doesn't have a religion.

16. Is she devout or impious?

17. Is she deliberate or spontaneous? more deliberate.

18. How does she react to being made fun of? Takes it standing, using words rather than violence to take down her opponent.

19. What's her image song? Stand in the Rain- Superchick

20. Who is she modeled off of? The dark side of my personality that hardly anyone sees.

Lifestyle

1. Does your character have a job? Yeah. She's the fourth best detective.

2. What are her hobbies? Playing with sweets, forks, and even occasionally, her hair.

3. How does she get around? She hardly ever leaves the office. But when she does, she drives.

4. Where are her hangout places? Her room, and the kitchen... where all the sweets are. =3

5. What does she read? Anything having to do with the law. Mystery, old cases, stuff like that.

6. Describe her house. It's an upstairs room to the Kira Task Force's main building.

7. Is it in a good neighborhood? Yes, because hardly anyone else lives around there.

8. Does she have any musical talent? she has some... mainly over piano.

9. How does she like her eggs done? Over Easy.

10. Is she a good cook? Yeah.

11. Does she have any pets? A couple. Her three favorite spiders (all three around three feet high...). Suzume looks like a bird eating tarantula, but instead of red on her, the coloring is black and purple. Shigo-the only male- is a Brown Recluse with silvery stripes on his legs, and Azane is a tarantula like Suzuke, but her stripes are blue, and she has a blue hourglass on her back.

Guys Point of view:

This is very cute! And even written by a guy!
You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99 of girls don't realize it 'til it is too late

and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room

and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood im in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the

need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.
Or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing.
See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it either.

Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE.> DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance

> Holdin Hands-
> Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
> Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

> Cuddling-
> Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
> Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

> Movies-
> Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
> Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

> Loving each other-
> Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

> Laying below the stars-
> Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
> Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush...

> guys: no grabbing!!

> Guys repost this if you agree.

> Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

> Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the> girls that read this will repost this .

> Now copy and repost this; if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years.

> By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you.

> If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life!!

> repost as: Guy's point of view

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An Ouran a Day by MayContainRandomness reviews
Drabbles and such about the host club, different pairings, different genres, maybe yaoi one day if I'm brave. Possibly a post every day but I think that's being optimistic, I just liked the title Please share your ideas too. Rated T just in case.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 14,470 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 4/14/2010
A Day in the Life by Lydiacatfish reviews
Take a glimpse at the lives of Arthur and Alfred, and what do you see? A collection of USUK oneshots. 34: It's never too late to tell the person you love that you're sorry.
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An Evening In Bed by FancyFreeThinker101 reviews
A brief one-shot between Loki and an OC. Enjoy and please review!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Loki - Complete
Turn Me On by Ivanknovv reviews
Tavros' life had completely gone down the crapper. He'd been laid off, and he might be evicted. Then, completely on a whim, he applies for a job as a late night bartender. and on that note, He's thrown into a world he never wants to leave. Yaoi.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Tavros N.
What If by Chloe Kompton reviews
What if GLaDOS had just one more test for Chell? Chelley with implied Caroline/Wheatley. This story heavily involves the cores, and has basically the opposite of Human!Wheatley. Also includes some theories as to GLaDOS's origins. COMPLETE!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,180 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
New Father by TheUnsigned reviews
Douglas Rattmann was never cut out to be a parent, but he finds himself thrust into the role when a young girl is orphaned under his watch.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - D. Rattmann, Chell
Double Blind by Faux Promises reviews
Chell sleeps, and GLaDOS contemplates. One-shot, quasi fluffy.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Portal 3 Return To Aperture by FeeptheNinja reviews
The child of the last living test subject goes back to Aperture for one sole reason- to see the greatest AI ever built.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,587 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
From Human to Machine and Back Again by MarquetteFan33 reviews
Short drabbles for the Wheatley x Chell pairing. Ten per chapter, fifty total. Human Wheatley, non-human, AU, canon, anything goes.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Diaphragmatic Interruptions by RedDragon30000 reviews
Chell contracts hiccups in the middle of a test and chaos ensues when GLaDOS and Wheatley attempt to cure her. set after Portal 2
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
Goodbye, Caroline by XxSweet-NightmarexX reviews
"Since I couldn't give my lemons back, I made some pretty damn good lemonade." GLaDOS wasn't always homicidal. In fact, at one point she was actually... human. Until the fateful day that the GLaDOS project finally proved a success...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,739 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
That's All I Can Say by Cuirlfox369 reviews
I'm Different. And this is my story, all that I know and can say. SPOILERS One-shot
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Hydraulic Fluid by MarquetteFan33 reviews
Can personality cores feel the same emotions a human does? Can they cry? Oneshot alternate "ending" to Portal 2. One-sided Chelley if you want to see it that way.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Complete
Subtraction by deep-throat spoons reviews
Wheatley ponders the rain, and is joined by a curious creature. -post portal, pre portal 2, pronountastic, oneshot-
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
My Precedent Taiyoukai by LovelyBlackRose reviews
Threads of time have sent Kagome farther into the past where she meets young Sesshomaru. Trying to find her way back to her timeIn. She finds herself not wanting to leave and her own threads of time tangle with Sesshomaru's changing their future. SessxKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,879 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Danse Macabre by yume girl 91 reviews
Master and Servant. The Count and his Countess. A collection of drabbles detailing the complex love-hate relationship between Alucard and Integra.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Alucard, Integra
Little Police Girl by marshmallow jam reviews
A differant meeting between Alucard and Seras. An idea that has been in my head for a while.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Seras, Alucard
Psycho by TropicanaLemonadeOnASunnyDay reviews
A collection of gore, raping, and nations gone psycho. Squeamish beware!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2011
Kyoyastiltskin and other Wacky Fairytales by texancoconut51 reviews
What do you get when you combine Ouran High School Host Club and famous fairytales? Utter comic chaos! Watch as Haruhi, Tamaki, Hikaru, Kaoru, Honey, Mori, and Kyoya turn your favorite fairytales into comic madness. Reviews are nice. T for safety.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010
The Story of Regret by RoseCrystal reviews
If one were to take back those tears with a smile, perhaps, everything would be okay again. Retelling of the song Regret Message. Revised.
Hatsune Mix/初音みっくす - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Gibbs' Rules by Gail Cregg reviews
From Tony and Ziva holding hands to McGee being tied up and Palmer being wanted by the FBI this series of one-shots twistily based on Gibbs' Rules has a little something for everyone.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 19,289 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Life with the Akatsuki! by gothicangel0827 reviews
This a story about 2 girls who suddenly get an unexpected surprise coming to their front door. The Akatsuki team! With all 10 members living in their house how are they going to handle it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,116 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Akatsuki
Your my King by FoxGirl93 reviews
Drabble contest on Quizilla This is gunna be fun! TamakixYou
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
Kitty Kurse by Ailarii reviews
When the Akatsuki are turned into cats and sent to our world and discovered by a total Narutard and her friend, what happens? Chaos. That is what happens my friend; especially when an Alex is involved... DeiOC and ItaOC. Rated for language and humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,040 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Trick And Treat by AWoodenRose reviews
A poem for Rin and Lens song Trick and Treat
Hatsune Mix/初音みっくす - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Complete
I Like You, I Love You by AWoodenRose reviews
Len has always had a big crush on Rin. Will he ever get his first date with her?
Hatsune Mix/初音みっくす - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Akatsuki Pro by Drake S. Hellion reviews
The Akatsuki have given up their futile attempts at capturing the blond fool, so now, they do something else that makes their days go by, all tha while keeping them sharp...Gaming, yes, click and read to find out, I do not own anything mentioned, RnR plz.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,926 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Trick and Treat by ThexDarkenedXLight reviews
A boy is drawn by the sound of sweet singing to his death. Is this what they mean by "bitter sweet"? -Revise Count: 1-
Hatsune Mix/初音みっくす - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
Places Where You Can Cry by Neko-kiwi123 reviews
Im not good with summaries. ; ; Please read.Miku x Kaito
Hatsune Mix/初音みっくす - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Kaito S., Miku H.
Akatsuki Junior High! by Chi-chan7773 reviews
This is a story about the Akatsuki in their Junior High days! Based off conversations and classes that I have with my friends. Please review! My first story ever so please be kind! Please do the poll on my profile about my next story. :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Akatsuki, Konan
91 Drowning by RipJawWolfFang reviews
Matt & Mello are out on a walk in the snow when they decide to take a short cut across the ice, could there adventure end in tragedy? A sweet little oneshot written for my 100 theme challenge on deviant art. Whammy days. Shounin Ai.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Freshman Girl by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
Oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy. //SasuSaku//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
High School with the Akatsuki by Star30009 reviews
Moving to a new town sucks. For Riiko Kuyga that is. A trouble maker with a record to prove it. How will her life change when she is confronted with this group of boys with the same history? Rated M for Hidan's language.1st summary. Sorry if sucks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Hidan, Akatsuki
Konoha Public Access Television by xStopAndGo reviews
Due to some poor decisions on Tsunade's part, Naruto and the gang is left to run the brand new W-KTV station! Unfortunately, unless they get 500 viewers per day, Konoha could be repossessed! It's up to the genin/chunin to make this work! Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,284 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009
Love is like a sin by MajsanWorld reviews
Here we go! This is a one-shot based on my story Love is just a lie, as an celebration for getting over 200 reviews. Please enjoy! If you haven't read the story before reading this then please do. HidanxOc Rated for Hidan's mouth of course
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Result by AssassinedAngel reviews
Tohru has a problem that requires her to get pregnant now. She chose Yuki to be the father of her child. Now that that problem is out of the way she's on for the roller coaster ride of bearing a child as a woman only sixteen years old. Yukiru
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 159,085 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Tohru H., Yuki S. - Complete
Interactive Akatsuki Summer Camp by Lady Kunai reviews
Running a summer camp isn't easy, which is why Kaz hired the Akatsuki for help. But can they deal with a bunch of crazy kids and teens AND teach classes without killing everyone? And will Zetsu ever find his missing comrades? WARNING: CRACKAPALOOZA!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,385 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Diary of a teenage riceball by Cyanide Saruwatari reviews
The homework assignment seemed seemed simple enough; write a diary entry everyday for 2 weeks and talk about whatever is on your mind. What could possible be a problem? Unless of course you write down your secrets and your crush, and it gets seen...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
Misunderstanding by SakuraCup reviews
It's nice to get home early from school but, not as nice when you are being followed by two freaky men like Hidan and Kakuzu. Takes place in present day New York. May have a sequel. Give it a chance and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Drastic Measures by Lexie-Chan42 reviews
Tohru leaves Shigure's house,meets with Akito.She wants to make a deal. What will happen? KyoXTohru,YukiXTohru, AkitoX...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,608 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Tohru H., Kyo S.
Akatsuki Chronicles: Childhoods by Amy Hirosaki reviews
Completed, Akatsuki centered. Parodies about the childhoods of Zetsu, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Konan, Kakuzu, Pein, Hidan and Tobi. For there IS a reason why Zetsu eats human flesh, why Konan uses Paper Jutsu, and why Hidan is a Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Oh, How I Wish by untalented-freaks reviews
What if I were to be captured by the Akatsuki? Oh, only in dreams. XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Random Funny Stuff with Akatsuki! by BladedWithEbony reviews
Random funny stuff...with akatsuki! muahahahaha. need i say more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Ringtones by MinaTakahashii reviews
A ringtone goes off in the Akatsuki lair and whose could it have been?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Ask Itachi! by Narutoast reviews
I'm sorry to announce that Ask Itachi! will be closed as of 5/30/2008. I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I did writing it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,277 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Itachi U.
His Tohru by Raye of the Sunshine reviews
What if Tohru died, leaving Yuki with a son? What would his life be like? Would he find out why his mother died? How would he grow up? Please read to find out! Pairing: YxT obviously. Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Tohru H., Yuki S. - Complete
To Annoy by SimplyEdible reviews
How to Annoy the cast of Naruto. I know there's been loads of these done, thought i'd try my hand at it. Request who you want done next. May contain spoilers for those not up-to-date with the Manga.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
You Loved Him, but He Never Loved You? by Lady Rea reviews
Sasuke left the village after sensing his brother, and Sakura is sent after him. Only, she doesn't want to go. Why, if she loved him, why doesn't she want to go? Why was Itachi at Konoha anyway? What's going to happen? Read to find out! R&R Plz! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lullabye for a Stormy Night by Black-Sky-Loves-Me reviews
This is not Uchihacest...as much as that saddens me, this is merely a brotherly relationship story. Sad, angsty, depressing and with character death, but over all I think it's a good read. Songfic to Lullabye for a Stormy Night. Check it out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Singing Death reviews
When Masu-ta gets an order for his singing robots, what will happen! Yes, I know. This isn't very good... No need to flame. Constructive Criticism is welcomed openly! I did this while I was bored... Rated T for Fluff, and blood. Possibly
Crossover - Death Note & Hatsune Mix/初音みっくす - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2010
Sweet Company reviews
Love. Hatred. Death. When L gets a new co-worker that even the great Ryuzaki himself doesn't know the identity of, things get a little heated up! The only problem; Kirra's after her. Will he be able to tell her how he feels? LXOC, lime later, maybe fluff
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010
Immense Sadness
What has gone wrong with me? Why am I doing this' I thought to myself. It was only a matter of time before the found out... Rated T for censored language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Published: 12/5/2009
Behind Blue Eyes
What happens when Nara Uzumaki-Naruto's little sis- leaves for Akatsuki? Does this finally mean the end? I suck at summaries, BTW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Published: 11/20/2009
When dreams become reality! reviews
One dreamer. Two worlds. When I am dragged to the Naruto world, What am I supposed to do? Am I really Nara Uzumaki? Or do I have a secret identity no one knows about? Who am I? Rated k.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
Mother Father reviews
What if Naruto had a sister? What if Naruto's parents weren't dead? What if they just went into hiding? What will Naruto do? CAUTION: SPOILERS! Plus, added bonus chapter! Nara Rei Uzumaki, where she's hiding, and who she's hiding with! Shippuuden
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Minato N.
Homemade Naruto poems reviews
0 Yes! Sorry for not posting in a while, My Microsoft word broke. Stupid word.... Well, it's up now! So here are some long awaited Naruto Poems! If there is any requests, Please do tell me! I'll try my best!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2009
Akatsuki210 reviews
A major Drama TV Searies and Naruto cross! Nara is the Second girl in Akatsuki. But when she meets the crew, will things go as planned, or get out of hand?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008
Akatsuki sing Christmas songs! reviews
Hey! Hope yall read and like it! It's exactly what the title says! Plz R&R and tell me what u think!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008
Naruto Character randomness reviews
This is just a random thing i came up with. Disclamer: I don't own Naruto, or any characters in this story, except for Nara Uzumaki, k? So please, R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008
Naruto talkshow 2 reviews
Hee hee hee! I am sooo evil to them.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/15/2008
How to annoy the Naruto Charicters Chapter 2 : reviews
This one is just like the other one, except this one has different characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/11/2008
How to annoy the Naruto charicters reviews
The title says it all. I am sooooooo mean to people. Make suggestions please!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008
Naruto introduction reviews
Nara is a made up character, so she is actually fairly new. I first came up with this story because i thought, "If i was a Naruto character, what would my name be?" I was still thinking that when my friend came up with a name for me. This is my first fic!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U.