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Joined 04-06-08, id: 1544889, Profile Updated: 04-02-15
Author has written 7 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.

Howdy!! I’m Sabertron.

Age: 22

Location: England

Occupation: Tattooist.

Can't believe I've been here since 2008.


Stories Written/ being written and Status:

Twin distraction (slash): Complete

Biting The Bullet (slash): Complete

To Begin Again (formerly Saved by the bell): Incomplete...Story being rewritten & updated.

The Meaning of a Kiss: Completed. This story will no longer be updated.


New Accounts:

I go by the skulk around on the internet under my real name now instead of my pen name, although a few places I'm still hanging around as Sabertron15, only reason this name hasn't changed on here is because it's recognised.

Adultfanfiction: http://original.adultfanfiction.net/authors.php?no=1296880161

Old accounts:

These accounts are inactive and contain old work, including fan art and short stories.

Livejournal: http://sabertron15.livejournal.com/ - Account No Longer in use.

Deviantart: http://sabertron15.deviantart.com/- Account No Longer in use.


Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, mysticdesertrose, SuspendedSilverWing, ilovewriting23, Sabertron15


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Prayers to Broken Stone by Avelera reviews
Driven mad by dragon sickness, Thorin banishes the company and locks himself inside Erebor. Days pass, and fearing for Thorin's safety, Bilbo descends into Erebor to find him. Instead, Bilbo discovers Thorin slowly becoming a dragon himself, and must do what he can to save him before Thorin succumbs to a curse that twists his body and mind. (Thorin/Bilbo, BoFA AU, novel-length)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,098 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
28 Cannon Blasts by vanillathunder215 reviews
28 meme thing from LJ centered completely on everyone's favorite grumpy, trigger-happy weapon specialist-turned-pick up truck Ironhide. rated T to give myself wiggle room.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,635 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Ironhide
Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Strange Geometry by Tsukiori reviews
In the final confrontation with Alexander, Daniel accidentally falls through the rabbit hole.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,539 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Daniel, Alexander - Complete
Who Is He? by cutie12345 reviews
Kyle's just showing the new kid around. What happens when Stan, Kenny and Eric get jealous? Slash! Style, K2, Kyman. One-shot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M., Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Run by Moonofwinds reviews
Every frame-type has a reproductive cycle, Polyhexian's have a rut. Prowl is the subject of Jazz's. Run Prowl. Run. Obvious slash is obvious. (P-W-V-L-P)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,408 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Made and Remade the Necklace of Songs by littleblackdog reviews
Soulmate AU; Thorin/Bilbo romance. In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
After the Dust Settles by bgtea reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle of Five Armies, Thorin came to realize that he had many regrets but none of them could measure up to his mistake in casting Bilbo away. Now, with the Hobbit's life hanging precariously on the line, he strives to make amends. An AU retelling of the events before, during, and after the Battle, but not necessarily in that order.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,859 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Perfection In Three Easy Steps by SouvenirsFamiliers reviews
Charles, a student at Oxford, uses the university's Cerebro prototype on a dare. He expects to find Raven a boyfriend. Instead, he finds Erik. Cherik. Includes ducklings.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,680 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Science and Fiction by Faecat reviews
When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 146 - Words: 620,683 - Reviews: 3371 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
List of Events Where Wheeljack Lost His Left Hand by Vixen Tail reviews
Ratchet's list of Wheeljack caused mishaps that incurred a loss of the left hand, starting from their youngling days to the time they arrive on Earth. No Wheeljacks were harmed in the making of this fic . . . oh, hell. Who am I kidding? Pure crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,618 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Advance, Retreat by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
When two beings have been at war for eons, things are bound to get complicated. Highlights, lowlights, interludes and outtakes in the complex relationship between Megatron and Optimus Prime. Chapter 1: In the midst of a battle going badly, Optimus gets an idea.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Space Jam by PangeaSplits reviews
Prince Charles is Deputy Commander of the TEF Heartsteel and the newest mission they've been given starts out less than desirable and quickly goes downhill from there. It doesn't help that he's in unrequited love with the Commander, War-Prince Erik. C/E.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,964 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
On A Quest Step Eight by mmouse15 reviews
The steps between the ending of Chapter 5 of On a Quest and where Hound and Mirage really wanted to be.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
in the moonlight, on a joyride by scarlettblush reviews
Charles is the young librarian and Erik is the college student who is completely besotted with him. XMFC. Librarian AU.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,196 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Cradle, Crash, and BURN! by Feathersprite305 reviews
Danny gets preggo, Clockwork marries him, Dan is a toddler, and Reki has nothing to do with any of this. Really. It's much more serious than I make it sound, too. Yaoi, Slash, Mpreg, No likey no read, yadda yadda yadda.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,201 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Danny F., Clockwork - Complete
Campaigns Pelliquum and Jazz by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
In most fanfic, it is Jazz who courts Prowl. Not here.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Humorous Love by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Jazz, I've been run over, dropped from a bridge, had my doorwings dislocated, and had more interuptions this decacycle than in my entire career as an Autobot. So I'm just going to cut to the chase. Will you Bond with me?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,438 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Walls by Got Buttermilk reviews
Starscream spent a lifetime building up walls. Each time they'd crumble and collapse around him he'd rebuild them, praying they'd be strong enough to last this time. This is his story, as remembered by himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,277 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
A Bond of Convenience by Sideslip reviews
Arranged bonds were unusual but not unheard of. This one was different from all others because it was arranged by the High Lord Optimus Prime. AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,626 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Comparison Simulation by Molten-Ashes reviews
Who would win in a duel with Prowl against Prime? Jazz didn't know, neither did the rest of the ARK...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Optimus Prime, Prowl - Complete
Wheeljack the Wonder Stump by KillforKlondike reviews
There is a saying: You're never too old to really hurt yourself trying something new.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Intense by vericus reviews
There was only one thing Jazz thought he had to be worried about when Optimus' SIC retired: getting promoted to that position. He realized too late that he should have been more worried about who would get it if he didn't. Jazz/Prowl SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Breaking, Entering, and Grand Theft by Thundergryphon reviews
P/J - Jazz breaks Prowl's desk in an attempt to get the Second's attention. Luckily, Jazz knows where to get a nice, new one.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Birth Of A Star by NovaBlastTF reviews
Starcream's creation was not cut and dry as most other sparked lifes. The story of what Skywarp and Thundercracker had to go through to get their seekerlet sparkling.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Starscream, Skywarp - Complete
Sparkling Protocols by NovaBlastTF reviews
Seekers are swiftest and powerful flyers of the Cybertron, ruthless worriors in times of war, but out of war they were given new protocols and a new name, Protectors of the Young, so how does this affect Starscream who starts looking at Optimus stangely?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Starscream, Optimus Prime
Down with Simmons! by Lady Threarah reviews
In which Sam and friends get revenge against Simmons in the form of pranks.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009
Starscream's the one and only by NovaBlastTF reviews
"Think that someone else would make a superior second in command then me huh? I'll show them!." Anyone would be better Starscream? He's gonna prove them wrong Autobot style. Edited by Fliara48
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,617 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Smile for the Camera by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008
The Box by EloraVashara reviews
Starscream and Optimus find themselves in an unlikely situation one day, and close quarters lead to arguing, napping and seeker thruster molesting. Spark-sex inside, slash, don't like don't read! Oneshot, complete. G1, but could be any 'verse. SSxOP
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Optimus Prime, Starscream - Complete
Hark The Herald Angels Sing by Thalanee reviews
"He came to think of the voice as that of an Angel heralding better times yet to come". One night Jazz hears the most beautiful voice and falls on love instantly. If only he knew who the singer is... JazzxProwl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Razzberry Surprise by saphiredmoon reviews
2007 movieverse. It has been 3 years since Mission City. Jazz has been revived and reunited with Prowl. But unknown to him he has to face a new problem. Or he will once he can get through tank sickness and the energon storage on the base.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,686 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 4/23/2008
Skittles by InnermostEnergon reviews
Twins and Ratchet prank fic series! 1. The twins get a mysterious data pad with hilarious pranks on it. 3. The twins get a crate of...hats? 4. Prowl 'eats' a buttefly, and the twins and Jazz give him a pit of a time. 5. The Twins hold a puppet show!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,358 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet
Daycare: Wings and Doors by NovaBlastTF reviews
Iacon had just gotten three new resident bots, rocking the once boring and routine life of an innocent daycare, sparkling Starscream was going to change the way seekers are seen and make a few friends out of it all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,624 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Starscream, Bluestreak - Complete
How to Speak Ratchet by Sergeant Duck reviews
I blame rum and a plot bunny held at gunpoint for this short "thing." Rated M for happy happy joy joy CMO cursing!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Ratchet
Trials of a Seeker by Sorciere reviews
Will gets turned into a Seeker. Things really go downhill from there. Semi-serious crack-bunny, rated for a couple of later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 202,590 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - W. Lennox, Ironhide - Complete
28 Starscreams by Balrog Roike reviews
He is treacherous and screechy - so much we know, but even under his polished and guarded shell there's more than meets the eye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,793 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Click by renegadewriter8 reviews
A LJ P&J Community September Anniversary challenge. Day 8- Prompt: oblivious. / A mech has been flirting with Prowl and it kills Jazz that his bonded is so damn oblivious. SLASH! Be warned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
On The Courtship of Seekers by Oni-Gil reviews
Seekers fly, live, work, and bond in threes. Thundercracker and Skywarp pursue a potential mate… said mate is less-than-enthusiastic. A whirlwind courtship commences…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Brotherhood by Kibble Beast reviews
Megatron had never actually wanted a sibling- then again, he didn't particularly have a choice in the matter.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010
Technologic by Alpha-alien reviews
Prowl and Jazz are left to clean up most of the paper work, and Jazz has found a song suited for the job. Prowl is, for lack of a better term, not feeling the love. Oneshot, crackfic, T for paranoia.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Jazz - Complete
A Dish Best Served Hyper by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Too much coffee, a half-forgotten Christmas party, and an embarrassing viral video. Revenge is, indeed, a dish best served by a hyperactive teenager. Response to Kitty Ghost's challenge.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Danny F., Walker - Complete
Playground Logic by Kathrine reviews
Sometimes, the answer to the question that's been niggling at you for vorns can be given by a creature only knee-high. Sam, Mikaela and Annabelle talk life, and Prowl listens. Prowl/Jazz, slight AU
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Jazz, Annabelle L. - Complete
Pomp and Circumstance by Cru- That Uptown Girl reviews
What Sam hadn't seen coming were the six soldiers at the railing of the topmost row of the stadium. More appropriately: two soldiers, and four semi-solid holograms of soldiers. Sam was going to kill every last one of them.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
His Gaze Denotes Love by AngelicConquistador reviews
The great charismatic leader of the Autobots, Optimus Prime, is admired and respected by many. Sam is no exception, but he finds that his feelings are changing with events over time bringing the leader closer to him. Optimus/Sam
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,184 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sam W.
The Prince and the Tyrant by AutobotV reviews
Optimus Prime is a young Iaconia Prince who wishes that the war between his people and the Kingdom of Kaonol would end. After getting whisked away by the cruel Tyrant of Kaonol he tries to persaude him to stop the war even if it costs him his innocence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,763 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
A Feat of Feet by Cru- That Uptown Girl reviews
After an interesting display of human capabilities, Bumblebee begins to doubt the efficiency of his own anatomy.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Colour of Silence by Katsuko1978 reviews
The difference between you and I is, you don't realize that I'm using you. Written for tf rare pairing on LiveJournal's weekly challenge. Allusions to not-a-nice-guy Megatron, future Soundwave/Starscream, and manipulative!Soundwave.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Idea Room by thedinoknowsall reviews
One-shot, G1. Wheeljack was ignored at the Academy because of his failures. Only the person who got close could see his greatest triumph.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Culture Shock by Conna Stevenson reviews
Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Unpredictable by Laurus Nobilis reviews
G1. It was times like these that told Megatron he'd made the right decision in choosing his second in command.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Bumblebee Makes A Friend by NovaBlastTF reviews
Wandering off into the forest alone Sparkling Bumblebee is scared and hungry! Until he meets up with a certain seeker that is. Bumblebee sparkling story with only a hint of romance.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Bumblebee, Starscream - Complete
Switch by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Bluestreak gets in touch with his feminine side... quite literally. Crack. Genderswitch. UST. The whole works really.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,575 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bluestreak - Complete
Things Sam And Will Are Not Allowed by mecha-hunter reviews
The Autobot's and Decepticon's have much to learn about the two human's named Sam and Will.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,197 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sam W., W. Lennox - Complete
Come on Star, Up! by NovaBlastTF reviews
“Come on little Star, up!”. “Skywarp I think he’s not ready yet”. “But TC the other sparklings”. “All sparklings are different Sky, let Starscream develop on his own”. A sparkling story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Starscream, Skywarp - Complete
Before It's Too Late by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. As an intel-carrier, Jazz is often infected with viruses and therefore considers himself unlikely material for a bonding. Prowl is stubborn, though, and tries to persuade the mech he loves otherwise. Request fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Across Boundaries by SilverRayan reviews
To contaminate the cultural barriers was to die. Soundwave had taken it so far beyond mere contamination that death would be too easy if they caught him. Warning: Mpreg
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,312 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Soundwave - Complete
Secrets by shadowblade-tara reviews
Prowl has decided to let Jazz in on his darkest secret, but can Jazz handle knowing just who Prowl really was? Rated for mentions of violence, to be safe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Male Is As Male Does by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE Lennox discovers the duties that being a 'Prime' involves when he stumbles across one of Optimus Prime's private moments. Ch 18 - Ironhide explodes over being told to keep his hands off anything female. Bumblebee protects Mikaela.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,848 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Optimus Prime, Captain Lennox
Squeak by NovaBlastTF reviews
Oh..it was dark...I can't move...Where are my creators? A Sparkling story, not as serious as it sounds.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Talk To Me by KrysSaiyan reviews
Starscream and the other seekers on Earth inexplicably come to roost on the roof of the Ark, and refuse to leave. What's this got to do with Optimus Prime?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Optimus Prime, Starscream - Complete
You Missed a Spot by Hearts of Eternity reviews
After a long, hard day of being an Autobot, Prowl goes to the wash racks to slough off the accumulated muck and exhaustion. Unfortunately, he seems to have missed a spot on himself. Sunstreaker just so happens to be willing to lend a helping hand...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
Tyrant by dreamerchaos reviews
Alternate Universe. Megatron and Optimus having met before Optimus or Optronix became a Prime, and how that would have affected the war on Cybertron. MegatronxOptronix.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,597 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Conceptions of the Self by ChangeIsJustifiable reviews
07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 198,483 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee
To Woo a Datsun by Oni Mathier reviews
Sometimes it takes a miracle to get what you want. If all else fails, you should just quit while you're behind.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Factory Default by Minibot Love reviews
Wheeljack's inventions are almost as infamous as his explosions - and their aftermath. The bots get into a little trouble when things go wrong and will have to cope with their imposed R&R and their concerned and doting comrades. Sweet and Fluffy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,628 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Ticklish by LittleMewLugia reviews
After witnessing Sam and Mikaela play-fighting, the Twins decide to try out one of the demonstrated techniques on a certain unsuspecting Seeker. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Threats And Bribery by The lunatic who cares reviews
G1. Slash. Smut. A birthday one-shot. Wheeljack makes something go Ka-Boom, Ratchet makes some threats until Jack proves that bribery is a much better alternative.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Teaching by mecha-hunter reviews
Ironhide decided to teach Annabelle Cybertronian, Ratchet overhears and goes to investigate.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Mind Games by District X reviews
When the Decepticons strike, wanting the cube-sliver, Sam wakes up with a little more than a few scratches. Just how does one go about life with a whole faction of evil Robots in their head? Maybe they are more willing to help with Sam's life after all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sam W., Megatron
Wrecked by Felinafullstop reviews
A one shot...Ironhide is hurt and seeks out Ratchet for repairs. Optimus isn't happy one bit. Ironhide X Optimus Prime.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime - Complete
Professional by br0flove reviews
J/P: Prowl can be professional, but most of all, he can be loving; and Jazz loves him either way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Prowl's Contraband List by The lunatic who cares reviews
Due to some incidents amongst the crew I have updated the contraband list to include earth items. Please take note. Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Prowl
Tall by br0flove reviews
OP/SS: Starscream likes to point out the obvious. Perhaps, though, at the wrong times.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Optimus Prime, Starscream - Complete
Midnight Visitors by SilverRayan reviews
Starscream arched underneath the mechs pinning him to their berth, soft whimpers leaving his vocalizer as the three gorged themselves on the energon in his lines. The bunny was harvested from the bunnyfarm. Rated R - just in case
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Starscream - Complete
A Day on the Ark by Thursaz reviews
Giftfic for AnonFirefly, following her prompt: "Let me tell you something. The three scariest bots on the Ark are: An angry Optimus, a pissed-off Ratchet, and a smiling Prowl."
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Ironhide
Rituals by Ryzmah reviews
One of the first rules of rituals is that you properly research them before performing them. Dumbledore decides to ignore this rule and consequences abound. Part of Kamerreon's rare pair challenge. Warning: Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,129 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 261 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Godric G. - Complete
That Cycle by SilverRayan reviews
Christmas present for Sanjuno. Soundwave spends his first morning in his new home. Fluff
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Soundwave, Thundercracker - Complete
A Different Approach by KiaMianara reviews
"Birds of a feather flock together" or so Jazz had heard and with both of them being called "insane" the saboteur figured he could just as well befriend with Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Jazz, Starscream - Complete
Bad Times and Good Times by Lily Vendrem reviews
Strung up and left for dead, Starscream is found by the Autobots. But as he recovers, his behavior isn't what they expected.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,239 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Ratchet, Starscream
Across a Crowded Room by Empress-Eerian-Sadow reviews
For vorns, they danced with each other without ever meeting on the dance floor.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Push The Cube Into My Chest! by fantasyaddict101 reviews
Sam reminisces about the battle in Mission City. After a talk with Optimus Prime, he realizes something life changing...or hysterical, however you want to see it! One-shot. Humor
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Love Letters by Scottwave reviews
Ah, brotherly love in action...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Bikinis by AngelicConquistador reviews
Skywarp has a revelation, and the effects of this revelation causes an uproar within the Nemesis. Thundercracker just wonders: ‘why did I ever let him see that IQ quiz?’ TCxSW with plenty of crack and slash included.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
And What Is Halloween? by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. Prowl and Jazz discover the oddities of a human holiday and discover each other at the same time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,929 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Desire: Fact Or Fiction by Aozoran reviews
Seventh In The 'Desire' Series- One bored Shift for Hound and Mirage is heated up by a bit of question time... and Hound learns the troubles that come from having an Invisible Bondmate...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Recharge Time by madwriter223 -TF reviews
Recharge time is always a treat." AU, Starscream as a sparkling, full infor inside. Fluff, and Humor, with a healthy dose of Awww.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,676 - Follows: 471 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Desire: On The Other Side Of The Forest by Aozoran reviews
Second of the 'Desire' Series - Mirage grieves the loss of his most closest friend, but sometimes death isn't exactly as they make it out to be. A Primus formed vision and some good old elbow grease XD And maybe... just maybe... The dead don't stay...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Making Sense of the Illogical by keyguardian reviews
G1 -My take on the development of Prowl and Jazz's relationship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,247 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Medical Emergency by AnonFirefly reviews
When this was all over, Ratchet was going to neuter him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Ratchet, Starscream
Fly With Me by Ellanore Einstein reviews
G1: Optimus’ long held secret was discovered by the seeker Skywarp... What will the seeker do? Tell the others? ...Or something else...?OptimusXSkywarp! Yay! Please review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Optimus Prime, Skywarp - Complete
Desire: A Fire In The Night by Aozoran reviews
First In The 'Desire Series'- An accident makes Red reevaluate the importance of everything in his life, including the deep love he feels for his protector, Inferno.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,785 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
My Second Life by Thundergryphon reviews
Kitty!Prowl/Jazz- Jazz falls to pieces after Prowl is killed. Prowl discovers there was something important Jazz never got to tell him, so he is granted a chance to return to the living to find out. The only condition is, he is returned as a catbot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,395 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Memories of a Runt by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz as a sparkling......Primus help us all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Poke by RaeVenn-Chan reviews
Possible one-shot series about different mech having breakdowns after prolonged exposure to humans. First up, Jazz and Miles. Second... still Jazz and Miles. But a good dose of Sideswipe and the zoo too... this isn't going to end well...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Miles L., Jazz - Complete
Secret Weapons? by Katsuko1978 reviews
He was thoroughly convinced that the war would be over in three breems if he could somehow set the twins loose in the Autobots' base of operations. Minor AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Rumble, Frenzy - Complete
Prisoner by antepathy reviews
Starscream, captured by Autobots, spends time with a linguist. This is my very first fanfic, so it's a little...wobbly. Now divided into slightly more manageable chapters!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Starscream, Ratchet - Complete
Fangirls of Awesomeness by Clumsy Peg reviews
Semi-sequel to Fangirls of Doom. This time, its the Autobots' turn. Written by popular demand. Probably could be one rating lower, but T just in case.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Wingspan by Ranting Flamer 2060 reviews
Bluestreak has developed an attraction to a certain set of Seeker anatomy.. However, he is not the only bot who has taken notice of other mechs wings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Thundercracker, Bluestreak - Complete
Claustrophobia by Shadow Wolf 359 reviews
A freak accident in a battle between the Autobots and Decepticons leaves Ratchet stuck deep within a collapsed cave with Starscream, and it's up to Ratchet to keep the Seeker calm enough that he doesn't panic and get them both killed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Starscream, Ratchet
Falling Rain and Storm Patterns by Spylace reviews
Starscream needs a bath, Soundwave helps. Another reason why Soundwave is superior.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Artistic Merit by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Sam is introduced to Autobot art. Apparently, it's cultural. Mostly he's just weirded out. Gen.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
Seeker Programming by madwriter223 -TF reviews
Megatron never really paid any attention to the special programming of seekers. He'll think twice from now on, I'm sure. Humor, a little violence, and scared Cassetticons. Bunny response.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Frenzy, Starscream - Complete
SkyHunger and the Newest Idiot by madwriter223 -TF reviews
It was common knowledge, no secret whatsoever, that seekers loved the sky. The got cranky when denied it. But was this seeker for real! Humor, with a dash of crack. Bunny response.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Megatron
The Bolts and Screws Story by madwriter223 -TF reviews
Everyone has heard the ol' Birds&Bees talk. Do Autobots hear a similar story? Are you sure all of them ahve heard it? I'm pretty sure the Dinobots haven't. XD Humor, a little romanse, and a very angry Ratchet. Bunny response.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Basic Training by snarechan reviews
Pre-RotF. Epps is chosen to help integrate Sideswipe into N.E.S.T once he arrives.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2009 - R. Epps, Sideswipe
Arrival by SeekerFreefall reviews
Movieverse. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are twins - so why is this silver Corvette calling himself Sideswipe, especially with no Sunstreaker to be found? No pairings, one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Replacement: Roles by shadowblade-tara reviews
Dragon of Despair's Replacement verse: It's Prime's role to be the leader. Unfortunately, Scorponok knows his other roles as well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Optimus Prime, Scorponok - Complete
The Best of Friends by Arctic Banana reviews
Ever since Sideswipe and Jolt met on Earth, they knew they'd be the best of friends...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sideswipe, Jolt - Complete
Firsts: Ratchet and Wheeljack by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. Ratchet has wanted to ask out Wheeljack for a long time. He finally might get his chance.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Seeing The Unseeable by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Mirage doesn't understand why Optimus can see him when no one else can. ::More Than A Leader series::
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Mirage, Optimus Prime - Complete
You Killed Kenny by DaemonicKitten reviews
A joke gone right. One person yells 'You killed Kenny' and the entire room erupts into chaos. Hints of Mikaela/Sam, and Jazz is ressurrected for this fic. I own nothing but my love for the movies. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Mikaela B., Sam W. - Complete
LOLOMGBBQ by anondecepticon reviews
One-shot. While surfing the human internet, Blaster discovers LOLspeak and decides to adopt it as his norm. Everyone is confused and/or irritated by this…except for one mech, who finds it very, very hot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Blaster, Soundwave - Complete
You Little Idiot by themagentawolf reviews
“That was a med designed for little idiots like you that don’t understand the meaning of getting your arm checked out before it gets infected...” Ratchet/Ironhide, beware
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Ratchet, Ironhide - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events Starring Eject by SilverRayan reviews
Eject has had a bad day, and feels like the entire Ark has turned against him. So when he's injured in battle, he hides his wound and runs away. The day goes from bad to worse when he runs into Megatron, who has a score to settle with Eject.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,421 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Eject - Complete
Humanity for Dummies: Autobot Edition by Mazarine Fennec reviews
Time to learn about humans boys.. What? There's no manual? oh, damn, guess ya better start studyin' The Autobots find out just how to be a human... the hard way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,920 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008
No Just No by Ranting Flamer 2060 reviews
Three drunk Seekers, and two cans of paint... one-shot crack -Complete-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Skywarp, Megatron - Complete
When I Grow Up by Bookworm Gal reviews
All kids are asked what they want to be when they grow up. As Annabelle considers this, she reflects on what her father and Ironhide do when they go to their job. Another of my "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Project Drive Megatron Insane by Ariel D reviews
Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Foxhole Relationships by The Fish with no pen reviews
After a while you tend to stop seeing just an enemy when stuck with them for years on end. If you believe a certain book about the Apocalypse that is.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
Bored by Beregond5 reviews
G1. What can two frontline warriors do when they're not in the battlefield?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Forgotten by outerelf reviews
It wasn't supposed to turn out like this, to be blocked out of the bond by his own triplets.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Their Loss by SilverRayan reviews
He would have to thank everyone for thinking that Red was boring in the berth, because they were so very wrong. SkyfirexRedAlert. Rated M for a reason.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Red Alert - Complete
Somewhere Between by TresMaxwell reviews
John tags along on a case that changes everything, including him. HB must reevaluate what he wants from John and if they have a chance together. Movie Based. M/M, explicit sex, violence, gore COMPLETE
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,390 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Hellboy, John Myers - Complete
ParentTeacher Conference by Bookworm Gal reviews
Companion piece to "Black Crayons" and "Drawings". Essentially, Annabelle's parents and teachers talk about her behavior in class and a few oddities.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Red and Orange by madwriter223 -TF reviews
Most of the bots in the Ark are red and some have red on them so one Autobot can barely stand it anymore. Just barely. Response to bunny by flamingmarsh of LJ. Humor, a lot of it. Autobot fic. XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Mirage, Red Alert - Complete
An Unlikely Alliance by madwriter223 -TF reviews
The seekers were an odd bunch, no doubt about it. But they were really not that different from them. Not at all." Response for a bunny issued by Katsuko on the Bunny Farm. Mention of SeekerSlash. A little Humor.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Starscream - Complete
Explosions and Confessions by Fayola reviews
Wheeljack blowing himself up was nothing new. Neither was Ratchet's ranting and raving. The two of them deciding to make out in the middle of the hallway for Primus and everyone to see, though -- that was different.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Experiment by Sergeant Duck reviews
In the name of SCIENCE!...and smut...but mostly SCIENCE!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Wheeljack, Ratchet
Bluestreak of Death by Ashana reviews
G1. While on monitor duty, Bluestreak gets a rather nasty surprise that puts the base in a panic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bluestreak, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Pride of Vos by madwriter223 -TF reviews
Why are you looking at me like you wanna dissect me?" Youngling fic, Katsuko AU. Fluff, Angst, and a little genius running around.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Starscream, Thundercracker
A Dream is a Wish the Spark Makes by Fayola reviews
One dreams of something -- anything -- more than what he has, while the other longs for the return to his previous, lesser life. They never expected to find what they desired in each other. Prowl/Jazz. NOT crack, and better than it sounds, I swear!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,760 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
JetJudo Implications by madwriter223 -TF reviews
The seekers has had enough. Humour, pissed off seekers and confused Autobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Brig Talk by madwriter223 -TF reviews
Suntreaker decides to take a little revenge on the seekers in the brig. It does not go as planned. Katsuko's AU, Humor, and a LOT of talking. XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Starscream, Bluestreak - Complete
Trouble With Geniuses by madwriter223 -TF reviews
The annoyances of being trine leader.' TC has trouble with one of his trinemates. Katsuko's AU, Humor, Cuteness.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Trinemates by madwriter223 -TF reviews
Trinemates - the most precious bond to be had with another seeker.' The first meeting of TC, Warp and Starscream, when they were all seekerlets still. Humor, a little Comfort, cute babies.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
297 Words Explaining by emrysmile reviews
...Why You Must NEVER Talk Seriously To Merlin. Arthur makes an important discovery and Merlin’s mind seems to be taking a bathroom break today. Arthur/Merlin sillyness.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Jacked Off by Fayola reviews
All Mirage wanted after returning from a long and rather unsuccessful mision was a shower and some recharge. Hound gives him a little something extra. Hound/Mirage luvins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
April Fool! by outerelf reviews
He was going to have revenge, and nobody was safe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Red Alert, Optimus Prime
As Proof of Holy Writ by rainlightautumn reviews
Jealousy in romance is like salt in food." A new relationship is established. Lighthearted cotton candy fluff. PJ.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Stuck on You by rainlightautumn reviews
The consequences of Megatron's latest "super weapon" aren't what anyone would have expected. Being literally stuck with one another wouldn't be so bad if they didn't hate each other's diodes. Slash, ProwlxJazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
To the Desk of Smokescreen by Sergeant Duck reviews
RE: Smokescreen's request.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Ratchet
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
Bite Marks by vericus reviews
pre-war - Prowl was so going to get fired.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Rumour Has It by Limmet reviews
A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Prowl
Cut Your Finger by iiskaa reviews
Hound/Mirage: "Mirage looked through dimmed-to-indigo optics as Hound wiped a smear of oil from his chin, grinning, and licked it off his hand." Slash, sticky, crime scene.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me Again by Katsuko1978 reviews
The more things change, the more they stay the same. Only now the arguments are a lot more fun. Sequel to "Undercover."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Of Pixie Dust and Clapping Your Hands by point-of-tears reviews
Sure,he defeated Voldemort at 16. Sure he can play Quidditch. And sure,he can blow up a cauldron in Potions with the best of them. But when he wakes the first day of his seventh year to a startling surprise,Harry Potter realizes he doesn't do normal HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,794 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
O' Romeo by flamingmarsh reviews
the twins decide to cheer up Ratchet using quotes from Romeo and Juliet play. -not slash-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Whispers in the Dark by Oni-Gil reviews
07 Movieverse. The night watchman at Sector Seven spends a night with NBE-1 and learns why nobody ever does it twice.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Megatron - Complete
Death, Love and Everything In Between by 0oxymoronic0 reviews
Merlin never wanted an adventure. Hope, love and fear can drive us beyond our stubbornness. MerlinxArthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,178 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
Lambo in the Mist by Kookaburra reviews
Inferno and Red Alert have a tryst in Portland. G1/Marvel-verse. Warnings: Slash, D/s.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Stepford Porsche by vericus reviews
Slash, G1 - Sometimes, in new environments, very old, complex relationships can come up with some very weird, very strange responses. Especially when one of the mechs involved in the relationship is Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,724 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Wings by Oni-Gil reviews
Post-2007-movie. Sam takes pity on an injured Decepticon, despite the misgivings of his Autobot friends, and ends up with a disabled mech living in his backyard for an indefinite length of time.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Sam W., Starscream - Complete
Practical Applications by Dierdre reviews
Sam tests out a new invention. Ratchet is not amused.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Nervous Habit by Scape Goat reviews
Bluestreak has no idea how he attracted Sunstreaker's attention - but it certainly reminds him how his tendency to rant and babble increases as result of an old nervous habit. Sunstreaker x Bluestreak.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Bluestreak, Sunstreaker - Complete
Checkmate by Katsuko1978 reviews
Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but it is indeed so very sweet no matter when it is achieved. Sequel to Chains.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Feeling Good by rainlightautumn reviews
Drunksitting his roommate at a club turns into a more enjoyable experience than Jazz would have previously thought. ProwlxJazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Ain't That A Kick In The Head by The lunatic who cares reviews
When Prowl gets injured in a battle, there turns out to be some interesting consequences. Set G1. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,912 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Chains by Katsuko1978 reviews
Megatron's plan to keep Starscream under close watch pushes things a bit too far. But orders are orders... Dub-con, slash, non-graphic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Watching You by S. Phantom reviews
Damaged while helping, an Autobot gets repaired in the most unexpected way by being turned into a Sparkling. Transformers belongs to Hasbro and Takara.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,963 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Make Me by vericus reviews
G1, slash - 'Make me' is not a challenge one should ever give to an officer. Especially not if one is an officer oneself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Lamborghini Brothers by shioji-san reviews
It's not easy being Red Alert especially when his older brothers are the twin terrors, Sunstreacker, and Sideswipe. After all being their prime target is not an easy job.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,542 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008
The Darkness Within by Balrog Roike reviews
Starscream never thought that he could be shocked by anything anymore. Then Skyfire joins the Decepticons and suddenly he has to face more than just a malicious leader and an old friend who once betrayed him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,664 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Let's Wait For Ratchet by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz is not feeling well. Wheeljack tries to help. And oh, how he helps...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
A Different Way by Pagen Godess reviews
Sam has a gift. Ever since he was five he's been seeing giant robots. Some that are friendly and some that aren't. Now with the time of his visions approaching how's he going to help. Expeshally when he's stuck in the Tranquility Insane asylum.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,603 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sam W. - Complete
10 Reasons by Arctic Banana reviews
While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Friend or Foe? by Raven06 reviews
A Decepticon youngling finds himself surrounded by the enemy, or are they the family he never had? Will he get over his fear? And what will Megatron do when he finds out about him?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,921 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008
Brush and Ink by kirin-saga reviews
G1 It was a very... interesting first meeting.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Perceptor, Wheeljack - Complete
Where is Primus? by plenoptic reviews
Joke in TFverse. Ironhide tries to help the sparklings Megatron and Optimus find Primus in their lives. Co-op fic with flagpole.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Doing Time by DarkAngelLillith reviews
What did they do to get thrown in the brig? Chapter 3: From the medbay to the brig. It's the medic's turn to get acquainted with the brig.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Five Pop Culture References Prowl Didn't Get by rainlightautumn reviews
Jazz quotes. Prowl tries not to fritz. Bluestreak wins a bet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Comfort Level by Fayola reviews
Jazz was a very patient mech, but sometimes enough is enough. quick little ProwlxJazz one-shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Little Gifts by Tashash reviews
Challenege fic. I'm trying something different from my previous fics. Smut warning. SkyfireXStarscream. G1-verse. Starscream has a very sweet tooth, it'll be his downfall.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Brick Wall by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Sticky Situation by PyroP-Dawg reviews
Perceptor was never very good at organization.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
two worlds apart, two together by Carmilla DeWinter reviews
A one night stand with the enemy might be excusable. Regular meetings should be cause for concern. Having said enemy in your brig is when complicated becomes an understatement. G1 StarscreamxPrime slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - [Starscream, Optimus Prime] - Complete
Falling by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Prowl isn't too pleased when Optimus decides to send his two highest ranked officers on a recon mission, but a fall on his door wings leads to some pleasant discoveries. Story only pretends to have a plot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,152 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Midas Touch by LittleMewLugia reviews
Sam finds that there are some unexpected complications arising from his contact with the AllSpark at its destruction in Mission City.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,795 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Once More With Feeling by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Perceptor, and anyone else who knew about it, were quite certain that it had been a one-time thing. But then Sideswipe and Sunstreaker start acting a little odd, and Perceptor finds himself reconsidering things.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Perceptor, Sideswipe - Complete
Rescue Me by vericus reviews
G1, slash - There are certain Autobots that are just a waste of energy and resources to capture.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Stand Back, I'm Going To Try Science by Shimegami reviews
G1 oneshot. Starscream, Wheeljack, and Perceptor are stranded on an alien planet due to one of Wheeljack's inventions going wrong, as usual. Not as usual, they have to rely on other skills to find their way home. Namely: science. Primus help us all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Hit The Brakes by Shimegami reviews
Random drabbles of the 2007 movieverse. Humor, drama, and everything inbetween. Next Up: Ratchet puts the fear of god into Prowl. Remember to drink your energon, kids!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,526 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Can I Ask You Something? by Arctic Banana reviews
An innocent question turns into an all-out brawl between Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Outwitting Snape by ShunnedChipmunk reviews
AU, seventh year. War's over. Order members try to keep Harry inside the Castle, but he's got ideas of his own. What happens when Snape is the last option? Slight slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Some Bumps Along The Way by Lily Vendrem reviews
Wheeljack and the Dinobots make planet-fall. Eventually.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Wheeljack, Grimlock - Complete
First Kiss by outerelf reviews
Red Alerts and Inferno's first kiss came under one of the most unusual of circumstances possible.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
101 Ways To Know You're Addicted To Transformers by eeyop1428 reviews
Just as the title says - a 100-strong list of common and weird symptoms of Transformers addiction. Read on inside! *Revised January 2015*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Patience: Now and Forever by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: When Hound committed to this relationship, he knew things would not be easy. With trouble and uncertainty beginning to plague his relationship with Mirage, the scout comes to learn the true depth of his patience. Hound/Mirage
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,078 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
The Name Game by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Attack of the Plot Bunnies by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz and Bumblebee trick Optimus Prime into saying a bad word.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Joyflying by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1: Starscream is booted from the Decepticon base by Megatron to fly a pointless patrol circuit, in the interest of mutual sanity. Though initially in a foul temper, the Air Commander soon finds himself enjoying the free time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Starscream - Complete
His Thoughts by 38SouthernAngel89 reviews
TF:A. Starscream's thoughts after waking up. Set after Megatron Rising 2. Bit of a G1 one reference as well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Brotherly Love by P.A.W.07 reviews
The Autobots have a prisoner who is being … stubborn … and Sam can't help but make an observation. The kind of observation which only a human male's mind could perceive. One-shot. 2007movieverse. Crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Barricade, Sam Witwicky, Prowl - Complete
Sam Witwicky's Guide on Living with the Autobots by rrdt reviews
Sam decides to write a survival guide on living with the Autobots: not quite an Autobots-for-Dummies, but more Guidelines-you-should-follow-to-avoid-getting-squished-by-giant-robots-from-outer-space.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sam W. - Complete
Technical Difficulties by LittleMewLugia reviews
Sam tries to send an image he found on the Internet to his friend, Miles. Unfortunately, Sam hits the wrong button and sends said image to everyone in his address book-including his Autobot friends.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Megatron's Ultimate Plot of Doooom by Heslestor reviews
Megatron came up with a new plan for conquering Earth. Surprisingly, it worked. Warning: Crack and lots of it. Seriously, it’ll hurt your brain. This is my obligatory 'was out of my mind when I wrote this' fic, this time cold medicine is the one to blame.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Shocking Revelations by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: Inferno learns something new about Red Alert everyday. Unfortunately, he wasn't expecting this particular revelation, and it's consequences, to come up in the middle of interfacing. Slash: Inferno/Red Alert
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
Works in Mysterious Ways by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: It started out as an offer of friendship. Then, two mechs who had nothing in common realized there was more to friendship and caring than just what was on the outside. And from a common friendship, something more begins to arise. Slash: Hound/Mirage.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Keep Them From Harm and Injustice by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: When Ratchet swore to heal all, he did not take his oath lightly. The first time he met the likes of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, he knew they'd be trouble. Unfortunately, Sunstreaker did not count on what one feisty, loud-mouthed medic could do to him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Who's your Daddy? by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: Mix five dinobots, one medic and an engineer and what do you get? Five confused dinobots, one enraged medic and a horrified engineer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ratchet, Grimlock - Complete
Domestic bliss is not blissful at all! by Lunor reviews
I love you is just another way of saying I hate you. Slash Optimus/Megatron.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2008
The Hatchet's Apprentice by vericus reviews
G1 - The Autobots often forgot about it, but First Aid is only an apprentice medic...which means he has to have a mentor that he learns things from...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2008 - First Aid, Ratchet - Complete
Grand, Stupid Things by The Starhorse reviews
Sunstreaker's right. Sideswipe really is stupid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Flower Field by EnVyS pEt NeKo2 reviews
In my field of paper flowers and candy clouds of lullaby OPXSS
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Sickenly Sweet Stuff by EnVyS pEt NeKo2 reviews
Starscream would from now on, give chocolate a lot more credit. Starscream x Megatron
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Fashion Victims by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: Bumblebee and Ironhide find it part of their duties to release some humans from a crude prison, as all sentient beings have a right to be free...much to Sam’s dismay. -oneshot-
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Bumblebee, Ironhide - Complete
Will's Problem by Tobias reviews
Army Captain Lennox has made a minor error which involves Ironhide. Now he has to do what he can to get his friend back. ONESHOT BecauseItNeededToBeDone
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
No Such Thing As Dignity by Cassandra Cassidy reviews
2007 Movieverse: Ironhide is not a lucky bot. Not a lucky bot at all. Of all the earth creatures to take a liking to him, why did it have to be the Chihuahua... Oneshot, genfic.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Ironhide, Mojo - Complete
Bath Time by Crooked reviews
Slash. Armada. From getting noisy complaints, Starscream goes to a take a shower. However, he’s never taken one before, so he doesn’t know what to do! Optimus comes to help him out, and when one thing leads to another…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Language, Sam! by LittleMewLugia reviews
SUMMARY: When Trent infuriuates Sam, Sam comes out with some language that completely shocks Ratchet, because Sam uses some Cybertronian cuss words, and not mild ones either. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Voice in the Dark by vericus reviews
G1, slash - A sabotage mission went bad, and Jazz was stuck behind Decepticon lines. No worry, Prowl's here to...lead them into a building that collapses on them? Well that was smart. Total PWP.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Design Flaws by vericus reviews
G1 - A surprise visit from Skywarp sent Sunstreaker and Prowl into a cave for protection, and as they wait for rescue, Sunstreaker discovers a formerly only rumoured design flaw in the Autobot's second in command...rating for language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
Happy To See You! by vericus reviews
G1, slash - In which we find out why leaving the pranksters alone with each other is a Bad Idea...especially when Jazz's radio is broken.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Making a Move by Hunting Osprey reviews
Jazz and Prowl have danced around their feelings and each other for centuries, an overheard conversation prompts Prowl to end the dance.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Jealousy by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are surprised to find Prowl has a fanclub. Jazz just wants it gone.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Tease by vericus reviews
G1, slash - When Prowl signed up for the Autobots he was certain being molested by the resident saboteur on office hours wasn't part of the job's description...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Refracted Image by Vierge reviews
[G1] First Aid tells Inferno why he doesn't mind working under Ratchet temper flares and flying objects notwithstanding.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Holding Out For A Hero by vericus reviews
G1 - Paranoia is normally Red Alert's domain, but when mechs who haven't even seen someone enter the rec room start greeting them by name, even Prowl has the right to freak out a litte...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Prowl, Optimus Prime - Complete
Vacations Aren't Evil by vericus reviews
G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
More Fragging Paperwork by amidoh reviews
Optimus Prime is wise and strong, but no one ever claimed that his literacy was his crowning acheivement. There is a reason that you never see Transformers doing paperwork.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Boom by vericus reviews
In which Wheeljack arrives on earth and finds a kindred spirit among the indigenous life forms. Pure fun. Twoshot. I'm serious! Only these two chapters!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Wheeljack - Complete
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Bad Press by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - Megatron and Starscream discover something about humans that they didn't want to know.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Is it a Shindig or a Hootenanny? by ShyLight reviews
G1: During Sideswipe's antics, he causes Prowl’s CPU to crash. In compensation for lack of memory, the tactician’s battle computer takes over. Now Sideswipe, and a handful of bravely stupid Autobots, must try to fix a crazy Prowl as he wages “war”
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,019 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Prowl
Forward: Tell Me This by KayDeeBlu reviews
*Movie Verse 07 AU* - A fun offshoot of the Thundercracker fic, Ronin. This centers around an email Bumblebee sends to everyone at the Autobot base and what they all write in return. Humor abounds!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Cringe by Kyron reviews
07 Movieverse. Jazz and Mikaela accidentally discover a quirk about Ironhide that even he didn't know about.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Friendly Fire by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sunstreaker, Megatron - Complete
Double the Fun by Kenya Starflight reviews
Follow up to Four's a Crowd. Prime grants Fred Weasley sanctuary aboard the Ark, while Megatron holds George Weasley hostage. Neither of them know what they're getting into, do they?
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Sideswipe, Fred W. - Complete
Slip of the Tongue by vericus reviews
G1 - He's a warrior now, but once he was an artist...and sometimes his artist's eye decides to make itself known in the most disturbing way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sunstreaker, Slag - Complete
Smarter than Hermione by dimestoredramatic reviews
No one can get out of detention with Snape, not even someone as intelligent as Hermione.But Harry Potter manages to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hiding the Obvious by vericus reviews
G1, Slash - One of the longest running betting pools amoung the Autobots is about to be resolved...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Car Troubles! by LaylaBinx reviews
A short series of cute one shots. BumblebeeXSam[sorta], IronhideXAnnabelle, OptimusXMaggie, RatchetXMikaela, JazzXEpps. Just for fun! Hope you like it! Sorry I had to change the title![grin] It was too long!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007
Test Drive by LaylaBinx reviews
Epps has an interesting, if somewhat insulting conversation with the car he's test driving. Rated for language and stupid comebacks galore! Huzzah!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Rain Stops Play by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, preEarth - Trailbreaker and Prowl disagree on what best to do in a rainstorm.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Trailbreaker, Prowl - Complete
Four's a Crowd by Kenya Starflight reviews
G1, Harry Potter crossover. Bored Weasley twins and bored Lamborghini twins meeting by chance in London is a recipe for chaos. Muggles and Decepticons beware...
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Sideswipe, Fred W. - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Distraction by Nightwind reviews
G1 Staff meetings make Jazz dangerously bored. Poor Prowl gets to pay the price. Yes, it's clichéd. No, I don't care. This one is 'slash,' as you might have guessed, but nothing icky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Ratchet's Runaround by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Ratchet needs Prowl for just fifteen lousy astrominutes. Easier said than done...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,808 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9669 - Favs: 12,508 - Follows: 3,592 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Just the Cat's Meow by The Starhorse reviews
No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Chameleon by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Prowl's becoming almost the complete opposite of himself: violent, disrespectful, and lashing out at his friends. There's just no valid explanation. Rated T, just in case.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,505 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Complete
Sugar, Coffee, and Cream by dokichan reviews
Hellboy interrogates Myers about his taste in coffee....well, not really. Maybe slashy.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Straya reviews
[G1, oneshot] When Megatron hatches a plan to divert the main Autobot forces from the Ark, it's up to a brains over brawn skeleton crew led by Ratchet and Red Alert to hold off a party of 'Con invaders.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
Sunrise, Sunset by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Prowl, forced into having a day off, has no idea what to do with himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/25/2005
Masculinity by dokichan reviews
John Myers & Hellboy. Hellboy contemplates how girlish John is and unfortunately, speaks his mind.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2005
Behind Closed Doors by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Jazz and Prowl each look forward to spending some time together...alone.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2005
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 148 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Night Murmurs by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Trying to sleep can be difficult when you've got a neighbour like Jazz. Just ask Prowl...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/19/2004
Jazz 1, Prowl 0 by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Just a little Jazz and Prowl story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/14/2004
The Unforgetable Lunch by leggylover03 reviews
Three elves, one human, and too much wine. What could possibly go wrong?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2004
A Kneazle named Sex by oOwth reviews
When you go to Hogwarts, you usually get an owl, a rat, acat, a toad, or something simple like that. But I didn't want to be simple. I got a Kneazle and I decided to name mine Sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/15/2003 - Published: 2/21/2003
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
Starscream and the Drones by Lexicon reviews
Starscream uses a 'unique' method to dispose of the drones that are meant to replace him. Featured in the Botcon 97 magazine and received votes for Best Fanfic Ever and Funniest Fanfic Ever in the Trannie 2000 Awards.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2001
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To Begin Again reviews
A sparkling found in the fallen city of Altihex, is rescued and sent into hiding. With no memories before the city fell he must make new one's and with the help of his fellow younglings conquer the fear that comes from his nightmares. Other characters: Sideswipe & Sunstreaker Bumblebee *UNDER REWRITE*. Prequel to 'Biting the Bullet' can be read alone. AU some OCCness.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bluestreak, Bumblebee, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
The Meaning of a Kiss reviews
The meaning of seven kisses as demonstrated by various pairings: Red/Inferno,Perceptor/IH,Jazz/Prowl,Skywarp/TC,Ratchet/WJ,Blue/Twins, Prime/?...Chapters are in order of pairings, rated T for safety...(warnings in each chapter) *UPDATED*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,516 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Music is all around us reviews
In the light, it's all around us, all you have to do is open yourself up....It's an overtone, It's a wave length and if your not riding it, you'll never hear it...28 prompt meme featuring Soundwave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Soundwave, Blaster
RightWing, Pacifist reviews
A decepticon watches a vicious circle and once again wonders why he became a ‘Con in the first place. Hopefully better than it sounds. Oneshot. I'm sure someone could come up with a better title than mine. lol.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Thundercracker - Complete
The New Order reviews
A new order has swept Cybertron, killing off Autobots and Decepticons alike. No one knows who the leador of the destructive army is except those that serve him. Rated M to be safe, slash implied. Oneshot?...Starscream x ?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Biting the Bullet reviews
Bluestreak's come to accept his life among the autobots. With new friends & memories you would think life would be fine! Wrong the twins can't seem to leave him alone, it's one prank after the other. With the help of Bumblebee, Blue seeks out his revenge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,378 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bluestreak - Complete
The Twin Distraction reviews
Bluestreaks working...or trying to. It seems his lovers have other plans for him. very poor attempt at mildy humour, slash, nothing graphic! Blue/Sideswipe & Blue/Sunstreaker. i suck at summaries .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Bluestreak - Complete
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