Dorkoftheyear
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Joined 04-06-08, id: 1544942, Profile Updated: 05-03-11
Author has written 3 stories for Sweeney Todd, Resident Evil series, and Parks and Recreation.

Hey there, fanfiction people.

I'm guessing at least some of you on this site are like me and are trying to fullfill a need to see a pairing from a tv show or book, ect that didn't actually play out, or you wanted to see something done differently with them. That's why I'm on here, at least.

So I write stories centered on things I would have liked to see happen in a movie or tv. Mostly I write lesbian pairings, because I am one and feel that everyone I like on tv should be too =p

Currently I'm into Parks and Recreation, Bones, Resident Evil, Grey's Anatomy, Star Wars (shut up) and Prison Break. I do a lot of reading and I work full time, so I tend to update kind of slow, every two weeks at the latest unless something horrible is happening, but I guess the wait for updates is worth it.

Anyway, you should probably stop reading this lame bio and go read some actual stories. Let me know what you think =)

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City by ConflictedCalypso reviews
What if Bella never jumped off the cliff? What if the Cullens never came back? Fast-forward four years and Bella's living in a different country, and has left her past behind her. But what will happen when a certain pixie turns up, uninvited? Now (finally!) complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,472 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Age Doesn't Matter in Love by XxKelleyxX reviews
All human. Bella is a senior at Forks High when Miss Alice Brandon, fresh out of college comes to teach Math. What happens when Bella starts to have feelings for her teacher, despite having a boyfriend?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 186,686 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alice, Bella
Maybe by TheInvisibleInk reviews
REVISED! Please read author's note. Rei is one of the richest and most beautiful girl in school, envied by every girl and fantasized by every boy in the community. Serena just moved to Tokyo and is a working college student who is striving to finish her studies. What happens when these two different worlds meet? Rated T for safety. Review please.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,612 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Where Dreams Go To Die by QueenOfQuiet17 reviews
It started, as it always does, with a dream. But it's only a matter of time before the dream inevitably unravels. Karen/Grace inspired by the John Grant song of the same name. Now complete.
Will and Grace - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,008 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Karen W., Grace A. - Complete
The Little Moments that Mean the Most by WickedAngel317 reviews
Sara Ramirez and Jessica Capshaw never seem to get enough scene time, so here are some extra or extended scenes for all the episodes they are in together. Sometimes it's the little moments in between the major moments that mean the most in a relationship.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Callie T., Arizona R.
It's All Fluid by I'llbeyourmirror reviews
Annie and Britta's shopping trip evolves into something more... intimate.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Britta P., Annie E.
The Slow Bang by the-belles-echo reviews
Bella moves to Forks, but it's not Edward who's been waiting for her. Bella/Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,055 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Bella
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Where You Least Expect It reviews
Leslie Knope and Anne Perkins have been friends for a little while now, but what happens when they start to grow even closer? Femslash Leslie/Ann pairing.
Parks and Recreation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011
Alive Again reviews
As her hand pulled away, the back of Alice's index finger softly brushed against Claire's jaw for a fraction of a second; barely noticeable.Claire shuddered, and then confusing want turned to anger at the rudeness of the other woman" Set in 3rd movie
Resident Evil series - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,550 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Alice, Claire R. - Complete
A Charming Notion reviews
Based on Toby's character, and how I would have developed him.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete