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Author has written 11 stories for Xenogears, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy VII, Threads of Fate, Final Fantasy X-2, Tekken, and Dissidia: Final Fantasy.

I'm 25 and still writing fic! HOW ABOUT THAT!

Likes: Cats, tomatoes, cuddling with the boyfriend, eating delicious homemade cooking, laughing so loudly and genuinely that I make other people embarrassed to sit by me in movie theaters.

Dislikes: People who are mean for no reason, people who take things too seriously, people who threaten others with death and disembowelment (Flamethrowers, I'm looking at you!)

Especial likes: Well-written reviews, crack pairings made plausible, original concepts in fanfiction.

Fandoms (regardless of whether or not I write for them)

Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy XII

Parasite Eve

Legend of Dragoon

Ranma 1/2

Exile/Avernum

Threads of Fate

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Everybody Likes This by FullOfRandomness02 reviews
How the Dissidia characters deal with Facebook. Rated T to be safe. No yaoi/yuri...just humor and randomness.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 9/13/2011
CatTales: Moving Violations by C. Mage reviews
Based upon the fanfic of Chris Dee: Gotham City has a new resident, a man who'll drive for anyone, whether it's ferrying bank robbers to safety or taking a celebrity to the premiere. The Batmobile can't seem to stop him. The question is: Why Gotham?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 67,648 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman
On the Use of Studying by Dr. Vamoosi reviews
Josef von Karma is a very bright little boy. Except he is not that last bit whatsoever. He is, he is finding, rather a bright little girl.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Franziska vK. - Complete
A Spy's Choice by flightyclouds reviews
The story of a naive and righteous Karsite assassin, who is sent to kill the Great Traitor, Alberich.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,879 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Jealousy by kitsune13 reviews
for some, obsession is a way of life. Dissidia Duodecim: Cloud/Tifa
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Status Effect by Zeff N Company reviews
FtSKM: Cloud looked genuinely concerned as he kept pumping, trying to push air through those still lungs. Nothing seemed to be working. Even though Squall was still warm to the touch, he just wasn’t breathing at all. Implied 7x8
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Paint The Town by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
Zack attempts to save Sephiroth from himself and turns the General's world upsidedown. Ch 24: Paranormal paranoia, served with rumor and a hint of extortion.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,614 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Sephiroth, Zack F.
Memento Vivere by Enkida reviews
Sin is a memory, Vegnagun is scrap metal and a new era of peace has swept over Spira. It's not enough for Rikku, who is still waiting for her own story to begin. But what happens when her search brings her on a pilgrimage to the past... literally?
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 179,944 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Rikku, Auron
This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
But That Was In Another Country by Guardian1 reviews
Sometimes the good guys don't win against unstoppable odds. Yuffie Kisaragi and the last stand: before Traverse Town, there was the Planet, and before Sora, there was AVALANCHE.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,478 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Yuffie K., Cloud S.
Unreachable by Lucrecia LeVrai reviews
-His soul was filled with hate, but he was always polite to me.- Alright, but what did exactly happen to Hilda when she was forced to remain in Kuja's custody?
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,628 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Kuja, Hilda
The Quarrel by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
Sephiroth and Zack argue about who gets the top. In verse.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Bright Eyed Boys by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
I saw a SOLDIER once, First Class. Him and his friend. They ran, we chased. That's how it went. I saw a SOLDIER and I'll never forget.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Six Attempts by Enkida reviews
Oneshot on the theme 'Five Times That Rikku Nearly Stole Auron's Gil and One Time She Managed to Pull it Off.' A meme gift fiction for katmillia. Gil is boring so I changed it to a generic 'Auron's Stuff.' COMPLETE
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Rikku, Auron - Complete
Sink to the Bottom With You by Catalina reviews
In a world filled with bounty hunters, dangerous secrets, and unspoken emotions, Vincent, Yuffie, and the rest of AVALANCHE and the Turks must fight to save the life of the Planet one more time, against an enemy no one would have ever expected existed.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 303,245 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 10/9/2000
Hall of Mirrors by storyless reviews
When the world most needs salvation, only saints will recognize their god.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Prof. Hojo - Complete
I Know by Captain L reviews
For Jadie and Shikhee. The Salikawood sings ancient songs, calling our heroes home. But where is home?
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
Put Your Lights Out by Captain L reviews
A history of Reno. This is a continuation of what appeared in Klept0maniac0's 'Put Your Lights On,' chapter 89.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Ain't Like I Planned by Enkida reviews
Five years after Meteor, Cid finds that some dreams are harder to chase down that he thought. One troubled relationship, one unwanted vacation and one nosy teenager later, things start spinning out of control. CidxYuffie, COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 84,278 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Cid H., Yuffie K. - Complete
Counsel by storyless reviews
Auron arrives in Zanarkand. How will young Tidus and his mother react to this otherworldly stranger?
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Auron, Tidus - Complete
Driving Pleasure by Sephulbadis reviews
Kadaj's motorcycle x Loz's motorcycle x Yazoo's motorcycle: The brothers leave their hardridden bikes alone after a long day, unaware of the smokin' hot motorpr0nz that will inevitably result!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
The One By My Side by DuchessRaven reviews
Instead of been a fullgrown man, Alucard takes on his feminine teen form and attitude from the Hellsing prequal Dawn when he meets Integra. young Integra x Girlycard plus normal AxI COMPLETE
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,073 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Complete
Morning Rain by Enkida reviews
Join Xiaoyu during the fifth tournament as she struggles to find the true meanings of friendship, love and growing up. COMPLETE
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,242 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 12/8/2005 - L. Xiaoyu - Complete
The Pursuit of Pleasure by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
[Complete with epilogue] Sephiroth goes to extreme lengths to get some action and has to deal with the consequences.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,856 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Aerith G., Sephiroth - Complete
Black Legacies by Shade Strife reviews
Despite the apparent death of the god of destruction, the cycle of the Moon Child continues. With Rose dead, another must take up her role. But alone with no one to trust, can Dart become the monster that he despised? Updated 250106
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 363,604 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 10/14/2002
A Yarn of Seymour's Ordeal by Silver Whirl reviews
While Yuna is gone, Seymour shows up... again... and is defeated... again. However, no summoner means no sending, so Rikku, Lulu, Wakka, and Auron must keep Seymour with them until they find Yuna. First attempt at a story. Kinda silly. Behold the alte
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,949 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 5/13/2004
Whole by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
Zack knows how he likes his women.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
Tifa's Bogus Journey by s'C'urvy 'K'at reviews
Tifa has finally taken all she can stand with all of the fanfic cliches she has to face. Now, in her desire to 'mix it up a bit', she cuts a swath of terror and destruction through all genres, and no overused idea is safe. Up now: The Evil Tifa ARF Clich
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,965 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Tifa L.
I Know What's Beneath the Snow Fields chp 1,2&3 by Zahra-Ali reviews
Three decades have passed, yet still Vincent cannot relinquish the demons of his past. Nor in fact will they relinquish him: a frightened young girl, a terrifying gunman, a troubled young man, him and a dream tantalising a dark, chaotic mind...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 242,453 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 8/29/2004
Tales From The Less Than Well Equipped by Cheloya reviews
UPDATED! Vincent and Yuffie travelled mostly together in AVALANCHE after Aeris died. This chronicles some of the trials they faced due to Cloud's lack of togetherness in funding and materia allocation...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,532 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
WhoaCosmic by SquirrelMoose Cometh reviews
Tidus gets lost in 7 world while swimming and Revives Aeris on the way.Now with Sephiroth (not really, at the moment,)and Seymour, I guess...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,925 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/29/2004
Go Not Gently by Guardian1 reviews
Thirteen years after the events of Final Fantasy IX, and Eiko Carol's life is turned upside-down once again by an enemy supposedly long dead. What's a girl to do? Chapter thirteen; the last crusade of Black Tango. Completed. Thanks to all readers!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,900 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Complete
Wheeled and Soared and Swung by honeyblood reviews
[Post-game; disregard of FFX2; Wakka-centric; Yuna-speculation] This is how he will remember her--wheeling and soaring and falling.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2004
Echoes of the Farplane by Jewels reviews
Spira is coming to terms with the fact that Sin is no more, but Yevon does not take the shift in power so kindly and will use Yuna, and the secrets she carries, to their own ends.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,142 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004
Tragedienne by PrometheusUntied reviews
On a quiet night, two restless souls remove their masks for just one night, revealing doubts and vulnerabilities neither had expected to find in the other and providing a balm for each other’s wounds before they don their masks once more.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,500 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/4/2003
Sunshine In Winter by Guardian1 reviews
Yuffie Kisaragi gets into trouble, and her whole life changes when she is maimed. Sentenced to death in a matter of months, the only person she can rely on is Vincent Valentine. Finished.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,821 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 12/4/2000
Gods and Monsters by Greer Shlivandas reviews
An old Al Bhed legend, translated by Rin. History always *is* written by the winners...
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/13/2002
The Unsolicited Wisdom of Cid Highwind by Aerika S reviews
Heartsick after watching Cloud and Aeris frolic at the Gold Saucer, a very desperate Tifa turns to Cid and Yuffie for romantic advice.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Cid H., Tifa L.
These Chains to Bind Me by Malice Shaw reviews
How Anima became an Aeon to Seymour, and how she feels watching his actions, and why she cries. Spoilers if you haven't made the attempt to get Anima yet.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/20/2002
A Girl's Gotta Protect Her Reputation by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 1: the stories about Catwoman are getting out of hand
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/5/2001 - Published: 3/8/2001 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
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Put Your Lights On reviews
AU. Sephiroth has a child who's just as weird as he deserves. Chapter 111 is posted! The end approaches. Cloud creeps home.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 124 - Words: 312,190 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Sephiroth
Dissonance reviews
AU. Chaos and Cosmos are avatars of the gods. As such, they are human, and humans are fallible...As Chaos is displeased to discover. Ch. 7: Sephiroth and Garland have a tiff, while Cloud wonders what's wrong with himself.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,431 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010
Deliver Me reviews
A certain guardian comes back from the dead to save Yuna from herself, but that's not the only thing he has to protect her from... Chapter 34 now posted!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,583 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 3/20/2002 - Auron, Yuna
The Mishima Family Theme Song reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. Good for a laugh or a WTF look.
Tekken - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
An Unlikely Partnership reviews
Sephiroth and Aeris are alive again. How will this sit with AVALANCHE? And how will it sit with Aeris, who has found herself Sephiroth's keeper? No, it's not an AeriSeph. Ch. 7 now posted!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,809 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Aerith G., Sephiroth
That Ain't Right reviews
A fic exploring one of the most neglected relationships in the entire game: Tifa and Barret. Swearing now, infatuation later. Not a romance.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Barret W., Tifa L.
Auron in FFX2 reviews
Blame it on soda, which I normally don't drink. Otherwise I'd never have fun at Auron's expense....
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
The Meaning of Rue reviews
Rue finds another relic to help him accomplish his long sought after dream, but he finds something he does not expect. What will he do? You decide!
Threads of Fate - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Complete
Fantasy Fairytales II: Beauty and the Beast reviews
A more traditional take on the well known tale, this short story places a few of our most beloved canon characters in some familiar shoes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Aerith G., Vincent V. - Complete
Fantasy Fairytales: The Cat on the Dovrefell reviews
Oh no! Cloud's house is infested with Tonberries! Can Cid and Red XIII help him?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Red XIII, Cid H. - Complete
Queens reviews
A budding romance between Margie and Bart is suddenly interrupted by Saumarissa, the Queen Pirate of the Ignas Desert.
Xenogears - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2002
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