Author has written 35 stories for Ghost and Mrs. Muir, Big Valley, NCIS, Princess Diaries, Dallas, and Criminal Minds.
I am a fan of countless TV shows and movies; so many, that it is hard to list them all. I am well over the age of majority. This means I don't have to be nice about someone being an idiot, nor do I need to change my pairings, stories or ratings so you don't get offended or because you don't like a specific pairing.
I write fanfiction because I love to put my favourite characters in situations that you won't see in canon.
I tend to write erotica or mature stories since often my stories have a romantic slant to them. But occasionally I do write general or teen oriented fic.
I love feedback and constructive criticism. Flames will be used to roast marshmallows, weenies and to make smores.
Don't be an idiot.
Some things I have been known to say:
You do realize that statement gives me the right to beat you.
I never argue with unarmed people.
No, I cannot bullshit. Prevaricate and equivocate...yes; bullshit, no.
Why yes, I have tact. I can tell a man to go to hell and make him feel happy to be on his way.
I practice the sarcasm. You just stand there and look pretty.
"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it."
"Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces."
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."
"Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong."
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
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