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Author has written 279 stories for Naruto, .hack/SIGN, Maburaho, Code Geass, Bleach, One Piece, X-Men: Evolution, Dragon Ball Z, Pokémon, Mass Effect, Halo, Hellsing, Star Wars, Batman Beyond, Dishonored, Batman, Ar tonelico series, Teen Titans, D.Gray-Man, Fairy Tail, Rosario + Vampire, Dragon Age, Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA, Vocaloid, Familiar of Zero, Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録, Soul Eater, Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫, Persona Series, Claymore, Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple, BioShock, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Fable, World Only God Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ, Witchblade, Sankarea/さんかれあ, Oz the Great and Powerful, Elder Scroll series, My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute/俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, Future Diary/未来日記, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ＆ストッキングwithガーターベルト, Avatar: Last Airbender, Frozen, Walking Dead, Dead Space, Sekirei, Maleficent, Monsters vs. Aliens, Freezing/フリージング, Legend of Korra, Beyond: Two Souls, Pacific Rim, White Knight Chronicles, Far Cry, God of War, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Gotham, Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, F.E.A.R., Shikabane Hime/屍姫, Ring/Ringu, Carrie, Dance In The Vampire Bund/ダンスインザヴァンパイアバンド, Big Hero 6, Justice League, Date A Live/デート・ア・ライブ, Spider-Man, Avengers, Mad Max, Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール, Jurassic Park, and Five Nights at Freddy´s.
Age: 25 (I'm getting old 0_0)
Name: Nope! Not Telling.
Hometown: The country where I reside.
Education: Working hard and trying to pay off my bills.
Status: Still Kicking...for now!
Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.
Myself, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.
It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.
If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.
While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.
For those that may agree with this, please feel free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this.
Agato the Venom Host
The Dark Graven
Lord Orion Salazar Black
Kumo no Makoto
Korraganitar the NightShadow
Final Black Getsuga
Masane Amaha's King
Nero Angelo Sparda
S'up! I've written plenty of stories, but the current ones I'm focusing on are Beyond the Shadows, Whoever Brings the Night (FINALLY posted now that the site is fixed so read that if you like a good Dark NarutoxHarem fic!)Path of Peace, and, of course, Snowfall. Hard to believe I've been here for nearly five years now, started writing when I was only sixteen and now, I'm famous for some of my published works 0_0 Well, that's about it. I'll update whenever I get a chance, when work or classes aren't breathing down my neck, so, um...yeah. You'll see some pretty strange twists from my demented little mind, I can assure you of that. I guess some things really do get better with time, considering I've got a ton of stories now thanks all that darned creativity...
Hope ya like 'em, ya'll!
Now enjoy all this random stuff below.
Update 7/26/2011: All of you, be sure to read my newest fic, the Unleashing revised, and review! Whoever does gets a cookie! =D
Update 1/3/2012: The Girl in White has been revived at long last! Most of my fics should be receiving regular updates now, as should my latest and greatest fic "Happily Ever After"! Be sure to R&R =D
Here is a pic of Fem!Zetsu:
Current Character Profiles for the Aizen ficlet known as Shatter (As composed by Hinamori Momo)
Name: Aizen Sousuke
Name: Ichimaru Gin
Name: Kaname Tousen
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
HEY THERE! I'm a writer, so I hope ya'll read and review my stories if ye should find them worthy. (bows again)
Favorite authors: Azteklord, Kuma in pink, and Kingkakashi, bubblemark, Jen, and EVERYONE WHO'S EVER SENT ME A POSITIVE REVIEW! THANK YA SO MUCH FOR THE ADVICE, SUGGESTIONS, AND THE REVIEWS! XD
My favorite Naruto pairings are:
NarutoxAnko(Its fun seeing these two hardheaded ninja in love!)
NaruxSaku (Every now and then, but RARELY, and its gotta be good.)
NarutoxAny Bleach girl (What Can I say? I love crossovers.)
NarutoxKarin (From Chibi Vampire)
NaruxShion (PERFECT COUPLE!)
LeexSakura (Hey she deserves a dedicated man and he's not that weird! He's just...very passionate about youth! VEEEEERY passionate... shudders)
NarutoxYugito (There's so few pairings of these two! They would be PERFECT together! I SHALL FIX THAT!)
NaruxAny other Naruto girl!
FemNarutoxItachi (Thanx to Dark for filling me in on this pairing!)
Favorite Dbz Pairing:
Favorite Maburaho Pairing:
KazukixRin! (These two would be so CUTE together!)
My favorite bleach pairings:
Ichigox any bleach girl!
IMPORTANT: I REAAAAALLLY NEED CO-WRITERS AND BETA READERS! WHOEVER WANTS TO HELP, FEEL FREE TO PM ME ABOUT IT!
100 Rules of Anime
The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.
#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.
#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...
#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.
#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.
#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.
#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.
The previous was created by Insane Advocate and his two friends. Aswell as various internet sources inorder to help others understand the things that happen in anime. So to help others understand anime affter you have read this please copy and paste this to your profile thank-you.
Interesting discoveries on Demon Foxes
I did not make this up. I read it online. In many books, demon foxes have appeared as females. Verfoy rarely do they appear as male. Usually, the case being that the female demon fox falls in love with a human. Through many conflicts, such as freuding families, wars, and prestige. The love is unable to progress. Later, they escape to a safe territory. Afterwards, procreation proceeds. The point being, this should offer enough justification that the Kyuubi can or IS female. To you yaoi lovers out there, I will not disrespect your opinion, but I myself hate guyXguy and it just litterly makes me sick.
Continuing from where I left off before. Not just in books, but female demon foxes have also appeared in asian history. Both Chinese and Japanese culture have them appearing and courting with young males of various social rank. With the Japanese, female demon foxes have even gone one step further. Where the Chinese demon foxes have failed, Japanese demon foxes have succeeded. They've been formally accepted as part of the Japanese culture. This is something that is worthy of praise.
They've been an important aspect of culture and is often, if not always seen as females. I hope that serves as a backup for the "is Kyuubi a female?" argument. I also believe that this cements the fundation that most of the future Kyuubi stories that, others will write, so I hope other that this for fanfiction writers does clear some things up well enough for you, and that Kyuubi will be dipicted as a female rather than male
this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
Jack was the most popular guy in school.
Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Ashley approached the movies that night
Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
The next day at school Ashley wasn't
A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
Always with you, Ashley
Please foward this or Ashley will
And another thing: Aside from Naruki, Hina, Deiga, and Chaos, whom I created, I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING, other than my own anime that I came up with, and am working on.
I am also working on my own anime, Tales (or chronicles) of Elementia, and I own all said characters. You'll see some of them: Magus, Haruhi, Pyrus, Infernus, Tesa, Asoi, Sei and others, in my NaruxHina fic: New Guy: Naruto Uzumaki!
I get inspiration for MY stories by reading the masterpieces that are posted on this AWESOME site! Some of my stories may seem similar to others, and the storyline will often be twisted any way I please, but I NEVER take anyone's storyline! I just like trying new ideas, and trust me...I've got plenty of em!
I instead put an Entirely NEW spinoff of the original instead, and add or subtract characters while adding as much humor, romance and anything else i possibly can! Oh and I've been at this for at least a year now, so I AINT A ROOKIE! I do know what I am doing here!! HOWEVER, I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE ANY IDEAS OR SUGGESTIONS THAT ANY,(AND YES I MEAN ANY!) OF YOU WISH TO OFFER!
And another thing! I tend to tweak the original characters sometimes, the story lines, and the personalities of said characters. For example in my first fic, I made Naruto, Tsunade and Orchimaru are all the same age and they are in Naruto's time line, not Tsunade's. I'm sorry if that angers some of you, but that gives me more room to write and improve! I am also a fan of both Bleach, Karin, Dbz, and Inuyasha, so there WILL BE PLENTY OF CROSSOVERS! So for those of you who don't like mixes...BLEH! I have PLENTY of stories in the works, and i do NOT intend to stop until i finish em!
And for those of you who think I'll just leave a story alone at a pivotal point... DON'T WORRY! I WON'T LEAVE YA HANGING AS I KNOW THE FEELING ALL TOO WELL! I've already written a bunch of Naruto stories,and i hope that whoever reads them enjoys them to their fullest! if you want me to write a story OF YOUR CHOOSING, (as long as its not yaoi, (shudders) and its about: Naruto, Dbz, Bleach, Inuyasha, MAR, or Dot Hack) THEN DROP ME A LINE AND I'LL BE HAPPY TO WRITE IT! OH & ONE MORE THING... NARUTO RULES AND SASUKE DROOOOOOOLS! (JK! THEY ARE EQUAL!)
IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOME REALLY COOL, AND PRETTY FUNNY NARUTO PICS, GO TO THIS ADDRESS
AND BAD FLAMES WILL BE IGNORED! SO DON'T EVEN TRY IT! Piss of all ya, "Holier than thou" assholes, I will write how I please, and I never plagiarize!
GO TO THIS LINK 4 A COOL NARUTO PIC I FOUND, and it'll be Naruto's and Sakura's outfits for I Love You:
Go to this web address to see what Hina looks like in Guardian.http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RPOSPtgaCr4&feature=PlayList&p=CAF07E59BDA7DCC2&index=42
Oh, and if ya'll want to listen to some KICK ASS music, while reading this, to really get into the story, or if you just want to listen, check out my profile: Neoszangetsu on YOUTUBE!
If you have ever bitch-slapped a snob PROUDLY put this on your profile
If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile ( Sometimes i do some times i don't...)
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.
If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura copy an paste this on your profile!
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile
If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile
If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile
If you, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile
If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer
If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!
If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this
Favorite anime sayings:
BELIEVE IT! (Naruto Uzumaki)
You don't have enough hate. (Itachi Uchiha)
Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - (Kakashi Hatake)
Too troublesome. (Shikamaru Nara)
You're annoying- (Sasuke Uchiha)
Love wins!- (Sakura Haruno)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Naruto Ninja44,May and Dawn are the best, rst64tlc,NeonZangetsu
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000,Neonzangetsu
If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.
I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!
You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)
Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)
Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-
Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-
Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)
It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-
A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun! Let's do it again!"
Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??
Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door...
He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own
He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness
"Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown
-"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown
Genius by Birth
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
You've gotta die in creative ways.
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a
If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.
To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy
When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.
If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break.
Push something hard enough and it will fall.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. (I Live by
There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum
Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view