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I started over.


Hopefully I can stay all updated this time.

I'll try...

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (all the time)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (read it ALL the time.)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutly adore cliff hangers and suspensful stuff like that copy and paste this into your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (Or geek.)

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile..

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever passed notes in class when you are allowed to talk copy and paste this into your profile.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? (me: huh? oh, take that!)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

~ Treat each day as your last; one day you'll be right.

~ Follow your dreams. Except for that one where you're naked at work...

~ I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.

~ All i ask for is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy!

~ They call it PMS because "Mad cow disease" was already taken.

~ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

~ Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

~ Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

~ Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

~ What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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One of Them by XxDracoMalfoy'sGirlxX reviews
All human. Bella's mom died when she was a year old. Bella grew-up with 5 protective older brothers. She goes away to a writing school in London. She comes back 3 years later. What happens when the school jock trys to win her affection and she hates him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,212 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Let Love Lead The Way by KD Skywalker reviews
Bella ran away from Forks because she was pregnant with Edward's child and didn't want to tell him to ruin his "perfect life" - only to return to face the truth in the light of a personal tragedy. How would Edward react? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,653 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgetting Kate Denali by IAmCullenized reviews
Edward Cullen is a badboy emo skater from Chicago.His girlfriend,Kate Denali,cheats on him and he finds out.He decides to move to Forks,WA and meets the one and only Bella Swan.AH,Canon Pairings*Lemons.Based on FSM.Please give it a chance!R&R sum. inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,421 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Time Capsule by sammyalex-in-the-snogbox reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends forever. When Bella opens the time capsule that they made 10 years earlier, what will she say at the surprising bits and pieces Edward put in? All human. Regular pairings. My first story! yay! RxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,092 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken and Healed Hearts by Carlisle's Little Girl reviews
Did you ever have that feeling about a person? You know, the warm fuzzy feeling. What if that person had that same feeling about you? What if that person suddenly didn't have that feeling anymore? OOC AH BXE rated T for language. New Chapter Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,832 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Living The Dream by ReneeSue reviews
Sequel to The beginning of a real life. As Bella continues her life, some plans are changed. A run in with Edward at his job, A question, Another option later in life will come about. So what will happen? Read and find out! Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,133 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
In Love with your Ghost by Allie-kun reviews
All human. OOC. Bella and Edward meet on MySpace. They become close friends and develope feelings for eachother. Problem? Bella lives in Forks and Edward lives in Chicago.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,521 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unwanted by vampireondrugs reviews
Bella is a punk. Renee gets mad at her one day and exiles her to forks. Bella mixes things up there. She even has the player, Edward, falling all over her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3458 - Favs: 3,276 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bloody Tears by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Edward and Bella were always good friends. Edward moves away when they are 12. 5 years later he comes back to a completely different Bella. Why does she wear that oversized hoodie? Why does she get called Emo-girl? ABUSE WARNING. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,637 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A wish upon a star by indjee reviews
Edward Cullen is the most popular guy in school. Everyones loves him, except Bella Swan. But when they have to do a project together she finds out there's more to him than just good looks and arrogance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 62,579 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teardrops On My Guitar by Mrz.EdwardCullen reviews
Bella&EdwardHaveKnownEachOtherSinceTheyWereKids.OneDayEdwardTellsHerHe’sInLove.WhenBella AsksWhoHeSaysHeWillGiveHerAClueEachPeriod.BellaIsHeartbroken,WhoDoesHeLove.WhoIsShe?What SheDoesn’tRealizeIsThatAllTheCluesPointToOnePerson,Her.AllHuman. E&B/EM&R/A&J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,079 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secrets Of Bella Swan And Edward Cullen by MalesForTwilight reviews
A/U:ALL HUMAN! what happens when Edward Cullen, the shcool player, takes an interest in social pariah Bella Swan? Secrets arise in an odd afair and Bella gets pregnant. will Edward give up his ways to be with Bella through this? better than it sounds. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,741 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Fourth Son by Angelius Cullen reviews
The fourth male Cullen arrives back home from his tour around the world. the youngest of the clan and maybe the strongest. His return to his family and Bella's new brother-in-law as well as a new vampire to uphold the treaty. READ AND REVIEW.CHAPTER 6 UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,482 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008
Forever by XxXGreeneyesxXx reviews
For ikuti3girli's contest. My first oneshot and I hope you like it. It's really sad but please read it. It's from Alice's POV and pretty short.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
The Beginning of a real life by ReneeSue reviews
All human, Bella a twenty one year old living in new york city meets her best friends brother and is slowing falling for him....Does he feel the same way? While bella is out earning as much money as possible, she is discussed. My first All human story R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,062 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight the Musical by theenvylover reviews
Twilight rewritten as a humorous musical. Same concept as Chicago, which you don't have to see to understand. Bella sees the most dramatic parts of her life in song. i might be a horrible person because i personally think that this is friggin hilarious!XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007
Thriller by theenvylover reviews
Bella flips through the channels at Edward's house and finds what she least expected
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Unbeautiful reviews
Bella has been abused by her parents. She finds out that she never knew her real dad. She is confused and unwilling to trust anyone. But her best friend is always there to help. She is also a musician. Sucky summary/All Human/not good at updates
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
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