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Joined 04-07-08, id: 1545790, Profile Updated: 09-13-12
Author has written 10 stories for Teen Titans, South Park, Harry Potter, and Inception.

"There are many reasons why novelists write – but they all have one thing in common: a need to create an alternative world"


My name's Natalie, but you can call me Nat. I like to write, Harry Potter and South Park mainly, but it fluctuates as does what I read.

I like slash and the hetero stuff too. Love is love to me and I like reading about all different types of it.

I like angst too, but I like writing it much better than I like reading it.

I'm a white, somewhat wealthy, vegan, lesbian who dresses like I'm homeless.

Sometimes I narrate my life in my head.

I wish I was a witch.

I'm allergic to cat saliva.

My brother thinks I'm insane.

My mother actually is insane which increases my chances of also being insane.

Yay.

I'm sarcastic and have a great sense of humour.

Strangely though I'm not very funny.

Go figure.

I have a lot of friends, but no best friends.

I have money but no life to speak of.

I love to write, but don't have the guts to pursue it as a career.

I'm honest, but I'm a liar.

I'm kind, but I can be cruel.

I'm a lover, but I'm a fighter.

I hate, but I hate to be hated.

In short (or long?) I'm a hypocrite who rambles, writes and has a legitimate reason to hate cats.

Read my stuff. If you want.

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Having A Ball by Lord Darling reviews
Eames wants to play in the ball pit. Arthur just wants to go home.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Stranger Things by InkedArt reviews
Double Potions. Hogsmeade Dates. Valentine's pranks. Animagi. A werewolf, a dog, a stag and a rat. Unrequited love. Requited love. Teenage angst. Sexual awakenings. Humiliating moments. Shakespeare. Jazz records. David Bowie. Family feuds. And two boys realising they're just what the other is missing. RL/SB with JP/LE .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
White Blank Page by PrioritiesSorted reviews
Sirius never bothered with Silencing Charms. For years, Remus cannot help but hear Sirius enjoying his conquests, for years he tells himself to forget. But Sirius never will.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Invincible by Birdie Lo Green reviews
Sirius Black no longer scares easily. He has braved beatings, imprisonment, rough oceans and life on the run from the law without shedding a tear. Reunited with Remus, he is haunted, waiting for the moment he will ruin everything again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Resignation by Birdie Lo Green reviews
1993 was the worst and best year for Remus Lupin. He was given his life back; offered a job; confronted with a dozen faces from the past; his foundations were shaken by a startling truth; he was fired and returned home to muddy paw-prints on his doorstep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Mission! by Captain Boo Bear reviews
James makes it his mission to get Remus laid. But it's a little late for that. Sirius/Remus/Sirius sbrlsb
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Old Light by PrioritiesSorted reviews
He could never maintain his own walls when Sirius laid himself so bare, and yet Remus didn't know how to let them go. Now a TWO-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Secret I Keep by Starinity reviews
Heavy prices are to be paid for stupid mistakes. When confronted with the choice of losing either her reputation or the traitor she loves, she finds herself in conflict. Isn't there a happy ending choice? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,570 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Bartime Business by Invaderk reviews
Oneshot. Tokka Prize story for Moony, in which Toph and Sokka are not happy to be stuck at one of Fire Lord Zuko's boring parties. They sneak off to the bar when Katara's back is turned and thereby discover a lot more than free liquor...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,774 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
C'mon Toph by comptine reviews
It was a close call, if Sokka hadn’t of called out she might have fallen right over the edge but in some weird twist of events his calling out reduced her near-death to a simple broken arm. Tokka set after FBM
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
intangibly inevitable by Kyoshi7989 reviews
They never saw it coming. Character drabbles, on the battles the changed them. Some Tokka, Kataang, and Maiko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Toph
Rock Idols by Istoria reviews
A storm is brewing and the natives are restless. Lee is mistaken for a God, Tenten can't catch a break and Neji... well it's amazing he doesn't have any gray hairs yet. A comedy with a bit of NejiTen on the side.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
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Of fighting and flirting reviews
Arthur frowns, "No. Not kinky. Breaking someone is the opposite of kinky" Eames smirks, "Obviously you haven't been doing it right pet". Or the one in which Arthur and Eames fight or maybe flirt, Dom has a midlife crisis, Ariadne is a BAMF and Yusuf is a total bro. There is also Indian food, mirror sex and blatant abuse of a chemists apprentice. Arthur/Eames, slight Yusuf/Ariadne.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Hit me with your best shot reviews
Remus and Sirius have a rather unique way of settling their arguments. James is sick of it interfering with his sex life. In which James is whipped, Sirius has a god-complex and Remus is a condescending bastard. RLSB, mild JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Hypothetically reviews
Remus Lupin and Lily Evans are dating... hypothetically. In which Remus is bisexual, not a whore. Lily is permanently menstruating. James has a cold-sore, not herpes. Sirius is unusually...serious and Peter is really confused. More so than usual anyway. Contains RLSB. LEJP and mentions of LERL and JPMM for plot purposes of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Baptism of Fire reviews
There was a last line of defense that infamous night in Godric's Hollow and everyone's lives were changed. In which lies and betrayal make fools of many and the smallest regrets can inspire the greatest acts of fortitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Measure of a man reviews
James Potter has done it again, fucked up beyond all expectation and this time he's dragged Peter and Sirius along for the ride. As per usual, it's up to Remus to fix his mess and shatter a few skulls along the way. For his own vindictive pleasure of course. RLSB. LEJP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Not According to Plan reviews
Sirius Black meets Remus Lupin on the Hogwarts Express, or rather Sirius Black's face meet's Remus Lupin's fist on the Hogwarts Express. Multiple times. Peter Pettigrew and James Potter do not approve. What follows is a tale of friendship, love and loyalty between the unlikeliest of people. Four Marauders. Four friends. Four hearts and two that would become one. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,031 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Between Friends reviews
The Gryffindor common room is a crazy place. Some days are just more crazy than others. In which the entire towers suspicions are confirmed- two of the marauders are shagging and it's the last two anyone suspected. RLSB with mentions of JPLE and Remus/Homework/Patent Leather Shoes. Slightly Crackish- consider yourself warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I Know reviews
Sirius is frustrated and confused. Remus is quietly furious. Something has to give. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Better with feelings reviews
Kyle Broflovski wakes up to a very naked best friend. Queue the crashing down of the heterosexuality illusion. Style, slight K2. Heavy lemon people, if you don't want to read gay sex, don't read.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,663 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Hostage reviews
"With you? Well I want nothing with you my boy. I want nothing from all of you" Slade turned to face Starfire, leering at her dangerously, "But there are a lot of things I want from you my dear." Robin did not miss the innuendo in his words.RobStar HIATUS
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Starfire, Robin