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Who am I? Where am I? WAIT...WHO ARE YOU?!

I asked my friend what she will always remember about me was, and she said, how I would always have a book, and that I would laugh at it... Looking back, I read at least 20 books this past school year. my record is like 60 books in one school year... ones actually read in school, during the school day...and still made good grades. :)

So... Currently, I'm reading:

Fast Food Nation by Eric Something
Interview with the Vampire by Anne Rice

Look for:

on December 7th - Last Sacrifice by Richelle Mead
in July 2011 - Forever by Maggie Stiefvater
(don't ask me why I know when all these books come out. it's pretty embarrassing)

My Recommendations

Num8ers by Rachel Ward
Wake, Fade and Gone by Lisa McMann
How to Build a House by Dana Reinhardt
Shiver and Linger by Maggie Stiefvater
Lament and Ballad by Maggie Stiefvater
Forest of Hands and Teeth by Carrie Ryan
Skinned and Crashed by Robin Wasserman
Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side by Beth Fantaskey
Jekel Loves Hyde by Beth Fantaskey
Marked, Betrayed, Chosen, Hunted, Untamed, Tempted and Burned by P.C. Cast+Kristin Cast(in that order
Ender's Game, Speaker for the Dead, Xenocide, Ender's Shadow, Shadow of the Hegemon, Shadow Puppets, Shadow of the Giant and Ender's Exile all by Orson Scott Card(note: read them in that order)
Avalon High by Meg Cabott
Uglies, Pretties, Specials, and Extras by Scott Westerfeld (in that order)
Major Crush(for those band geeks, like myself) by someone whom I can't remember... but I will find out for you.
The Truth About Forever, Someone Like You, Just Listen, This Lullaby, Lock and Key, and Along for the Ride by Sarah Dessen
Blue is for Nightmares, White is for Magic, Silver is for Secrets, and Red is for Remembrance(in that order) by, again someone whom I can't remember
Vampire Academy, Frostbite, Shadow Kiss, Blood Promise and Spirit Bound(in that order) by Richelle Mead
Harry Potter(all 7) by J.K. Rowling

As you can see, I read a whole crapload of books... I just really love reading... don't hate, appreciate. My fourth grade teacher told us that you shouldn't read more than one book at a time...I completely dismissed that at the time, because I didn't read as much. But, now, both me and my dad have three or more books going at the same time, and I don't get any of the story lines mixed up. haha

I do not play the oboe, clarinet, or alto saxophone as used in my story Musically Talented. I play(ed) the flute. I do dance(ballet, tap, jazz, modern, contemorary, lyrical ] ).

My favorite quote of all time: "I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail... one of the funnies movies EVER!

Favorite movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, The Simpsons Movie, Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, Pirates of the Caribbean 1,2, and 3, Harry Potter 1-6, Get Smart, Hancock, Twilight, New Moon, Lord of the Rings (all three).

Favorite TV shows: Mythbusters, Time Warp, How It's Made, Good Eats, Deadliest Catch, and Whose Line Is It Anyway?, and The Late Late Show with Craig Furgeson.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you do NOT discriminate based on chin-size and think Robert Pattinson is perfect to play Edward in the Twilight Movie, copy and paste this in your profile.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.


I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise

And ran to save the two dead boys.

And if you don't believe it's true,

Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Just a couple of random things that happened to me and my best friend--

"My name is Bob, this is Dale, we are kinda silly, and we are the officers of your bathroom facilly. WORD!!"

(Me and a friend were at a school event. We were volunteering to help, so the adults told us to go to the girls bathroom to help keep them from getting to loud. At my school, girls would go to the bathroom to talk to eachother, on their phones, or text. We decided that we would talk in a manly voice and have different names. We are just random like that. A little while later, we decided to make a rap-as shown above- and say it every time someone entered the bathroom. The girls that weren't volunteering were like "whatever" and walked out- obviously not needing to pee. The people volunteering were like "that's awesome" and laughed. One girl asked why we were talking in low voices and my friend said " we're transvestites." The girl screamed her head off, and we just laughed. You just had to be there, but that's my best explination.)

OH and one more thing...

THIGH CHOP ON, THIGH CHOP, NO THIGH CHOP. (it's a really fun car game. Me and my friend were playing this earlier. It sounds like gibberish when you say it fast. Good times, good times.)

Thanks to whoever took the time to read all of this!

I love you all,


Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
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Love on the Field reviews
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Musically Talented reviews
Bella is talented. She can dance and play multiple instruments. What will happen when she meets a vampire, Edward, who plays the oboe. BxE...ooc please review! Story is better than summary! Please read.
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