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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

i am sorry if i dont update soon enough!! i am the lazzest person alive!! SORRY!!

OMG!! this is my Bio! isnt it boring? lol i no some people hate when people type like that but thats there problem. i have alot of friends here. i just forget what their names are... so here is my list...of friends...not very many...

BandGeek99

missbigbex13 ~ thats me!!

Cullen AIM. These can be potentially amusing, but WHY would the Cullens, who ALL live together, use freakin AIM? With the most obvious screen names ever no less!~one of my friend made cullen aim up! i think it was molly, or mayb it was jill

Wanna read one of my favorite songs? no?ok here it is!

Here's a llama, there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama, funny llama
llama llama duck

llama llama cheesecake llama
Tablet, brick, potato, llama
llama llama mushroom llama
llama llama duck

i was once a tree house
i lived in a cake,
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake

i was only three years dead,
but it told the tale,
and now listen, little child,
to the saftey rail

did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama on the llama
llama llama taste of llama
llama llama duck

half a llama twice a llama
not a llama, farmer llama
llama in a car, alarma
llama llama duck

AGAIN!!

Here's a llama, there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama, funny llama
llama llama duck

llama llama cheesecake llama
Tablet, brick, potato, llama
llama llama mushroom llama
llama llama duck

i was once a tree house
i lived in a cake,
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake

i was only three years dead,
but it told the tale,
and now listen, little child,
to the saftey rail

did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama on the llama
llama llama taste of llama
llama llama duck

half a llama twice a llama
not a llama, farmer llama
llama in a car, alarma
llama llama duck

is this how it's told now
is it all so old
is it made of lemon juice
doorknob, ankle, cold

now my song is getting thin,
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck!

this how it's told now
is it all so old
is it made of lemon juice
doorknob, ankle, cold

now my song is getting thin,
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck!

ya i dont member anything else. i lead a boring life. not really.

okk so i was like looking through harry potter fanfic and i found or more like didnt find any Dobby and Draco fanfics...im gunna have ta write me one-a those...

WHAT I LOOK LIKE and my NAME!!

Age: 14

Hight: 5'5''

Hair: Dirty blonde

Grade: 8th

Live: New Hampshire

Name:Rebecca or Becka or Becky or Beck

Birthday: November 21, 1994

Hobbies: reading, writing, playing volleyball, softball, basketball, swiming, soccor, hanging with buddies, youtube, i live on my email!

Dislikes: cross-overs, buck teeth, brother, sister and her friends, dylan phelps

Fa books: Pendragon, Harry Potter, The Theif Lord, Lord of the Rings, Charlie Bone, The Spiderwick Chronicles, Walk Two Moons, Hoot, The Sisters Grimm, Uglies/Pritties/Specials/Extras, Naruto and thats all I can think of

Fav TV shows: AVATAR!!Naruto, Danny Phentom, THe Simpsons, Malcome in the Middle, and South Park

Fav Movies:Charlie and the Chocolate Factory old, Pirates of the Carribean 1, 2 + 3, Harry Potter 1,2,3,4,5 and soon 6+7 and The Thief Lord, Scary Movie 1,2,3,4 and any scary movie like The Ring

Fav Charactersleast 2 mostonly some books

Pendragon: Kasha, Nevva, Saint Dane, Seegen, Jinx, Evangeline, Max Rose, Yenza, Osa, Bokka, Aja, Alder, Press, Loor, Gunny, Mark, Courtney, Bobby, VO SPADER!! killer hottie!

Harry Potter: the evil demond spirt of Umbridge, Death Eaters, Peter, Bellatrix, Lockheart, Slughorn, Quirrell, Moody, all the teachers, Percy, Voldy, Lily, James, Mrs. and Mr. Weasley, Bill, Charlie, Ginny, Dumbledores, Olivander, Tonks, Lupin, Hedwig, Snape, Sirius, Kreacher, Hermione, Harry, Dobby, Mr. Sexy himself--Draco

The Sisters Grimm: Mayor Charming, Jack Beanstock, Rumplestilskin sp?!, the Big Bad Wolf, Granny Grimm, Uncle Jake, Sabrinia, Daphnie, Puck i love PUCK!!

Uglies/Pritties/Specials/Extras: ill get back to you on that if i remember

Naruto: only main characters Evil Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Tenten, Shino, Guy-sensi, other genin, Sasuke, Zabuza, Kiba, Naruto, Gaara i love gaara more than any other charcter ever

My Fav Sayings

-And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...What a stupid lamb. What a sick, masochistic lion- (Edward and Bella)

-I dazzle people?- (Edward Cullen, lol)

-Do you remember when you told me I couldn't see myself clearly? You obviously have the same blindness- (Bella Swan)

-You're wrong you know. You are worth it- (Jasper Hale Cullen)

-Cullen boys...because they don't make them like that anymore- ;)

-Stupid, shiny Volvo owner- (Twilight)

-Bella's all about the extreme sports these days- (Alice Cullen)

-Your mom- (Some genius)

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

good advice!!

I was thinking, while I was running..." He paused.
"About not hitting the trees, I hope." -Edward and Bella

"So what you're saying is, I'm your brand of heroin?"
"Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin." - Bella and Edward

"I may not be human, but I'm still a man." - Edward

"Breakfast time," he said eventually, casually - to prove, I'm sure, that he remembered all my human frailties.
So I clutched my throat with both hands and stared at him with wide eye. Shock crossed his face.
"Kidding!" I snickered. "And you said I couldn't act!"
He frowned in disgust. "That wasn't funny."
"It was very funny, and you know it." (Skip some...)
"Shall I rephrase?" he asked. "Breakfast time for the human." - Edward and Bella

"This looks like a horror movie waiting to happen."
"Well, there are more than enough vampires present."
"Do you want me to bolt the doors so you can massacre the unsuspecting townsfolk?"
"And where do you fit into that scheme?"
"Oh, I'm with the vampires, of course."
"Anything to get out of dancing."
"Anything."
-Bella and Edward

"Bella, woud you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
"Did you want to do that?" Edward and Bella

"Technically, I can't ever sleep with you" Edward

"No spiders?"
"Nope."
"And no radioactivity?"
"None." "And kryptonite doesn't bother me either." Edward and Bella

"That's not nice you know."
"What?"
"Dazzling people like that."
"I dazzle people?" "Do I dazzle you?" Edward and Bella

"Of all the things to frighten you, you're worried about my driving?" Edward

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…"

"What a stupid lamb,"

"What a sick, masochistic lion." - Edward and Bella

"Don't be offended, but you smell like a dog." – Edward

"Am I the only one who has to get old!?" - Bella

"Look after my heart. I've left it with you." – Edward leave it with me next time!

"Oh yes because a vampire sleepover is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior"- Bella

"There's something strange about the way you two are together. The way he watches you...it's so protective…Like he's about to through himself in front of a bullet for you or something."- Renee

Hobey ho! (Pendragon)

Donkey: I don't feel any different. Do I look any different?

Puss: You still look like an ass to me.

(Puss and Donkey ~ Shrek 2)

Coping and Pasting Place!!

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever screamed in a public place when it was quite, copy and paste this in your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!!

This is my favorite story

Emmett and The Llama Song

BPOV

“ALICE!!” I heard Emmett scream loudly through the house, even though almost everyone inside had incredibly sensitive hearing. I turned to Edward, in whose arms I currently lay. His eyes flickered from the stairs to my facial expressions; it was one of confusion and worry.

“Edward? What the hell was that?”, his eyes focused on the stairs.

“Oh god, Emmett found the Llama Song,” his face was one of utter horror, “I thought Jasper barred it from our computer, Bella I would cover your ears and eyes, if I were y-“ “Err, why?” Before I could collect my own thoughts I heard an ominous sound coming closer to me, like a herd of elephants clambering down the stairs. And then, in front of me, was Emmett, wearing nothing but a red thong and a giant, papier-mâché llama head.

“Oh…

Have you ever seen a llama,

Kissed a llama,

Seen a llama,

Llama, llama, DUCK!”

On the word duck, he began to do the strangest dance I’ve ever seen, he got down on one knee, then jumped up, high enough to make a grotesque pose and then landed on this knee again. He did all this while repeating the Llama Song again and again.

“Now over to the 107 year old VIRGIN!!” he screamed in ecstasy while making some…ermm…disturbing poses, “Oh crank that, Soulja boy! Superman that, ho!”

“EMMETT MCCARTNEY CULLEN! I am going to crucify you if you refer to me as you ‘ho’ again!” Rosalie, crystal voice seemed to penetrate through the walls of the house, I had no idea where she was. But during her shrieking, I glanced at Edward who was staring at Emmett, he slowed opened his mouth.

“Prepare to die, Emmett,” Before I could react to the anger in his voice, Edward had leaped up and snapped Emmett’s thong string, who began grabbing at his family jewels. Trying to protect whatever he could, “Rosalie, Emmett is trying to striptease, again!”

“What?!” I heard a crash and suddenly the furniture around Emmett began to spin over our heads and triumphantly crashed down onto Emmett’s head, “ ONLY – FOR – ME, do you understand, my dearest hubby?” With every word I heard, Rosalie smashed more furniture into the pile. As she quickly came into focus, stood next to pile, I could hear someone mutter, from under the crushed pool table, “Oh My Llama!”

its by cullenist-here

My icon says it all about my school and home life this year. not any more i changed it it was a pic of a girl with a broken heart in her hands and a boy standing across from her. on the bottem it said"you fucking broke it".and past years. my life sucks. wanna hear it? no? well im gunna tell ya anyway .

Dylan.Phelps.has.ruined.my.life. hes really cute stabing blue eyes, flowing brownish red hair. ive had a cruch on him sience 5th grade now in 7th. my family was really good friends with his. according to his mom he liked me even before i did. second grade. i knew everything about him. when u said birthday i would say june 22 same day as rock band comes out 4 the wii if u said middle name i would say louis. moms name? mary jo. dads? phil. # (603)672-cant tell u the rest 6th grade classes 1~science 2~math 3~reading 4~social studies 5~english.i now it all. he was also the first boy to make me cry. granted i never cried in front of him but every time i saw him i wanted to.

it all started when i told my soon 2 b best friend molly that i liked him at a dance. now it didnt help that he had been following me around all nite and smiling at me every time we caught eyes. she said she could c the blue of his eyes and the green of mine catch in the air.

after drinking soda i makes me have to pee. i went to the bathroom and when i was gone molly did the unthinkable...she told dyaln that i wanted to go out with him. i no to some people that might not seem like a huge thing. it was to me. i will always ask me bf out. by typing it to them or asking to their face.

when i walked out of the bathroom molly was there. giggling. "whats so funny?" i asked worried. she didnt even say anything all she did was piont to dylan and go to the bathroom. most likely 2 pee herself. when i looked at him he blushed and looked away. i instantly new what she did. my face flushed and i went to yell at molly. and no it was not funny! this was friday september 21,2007. the next monday my friends were always bugging him "r u gunna say yes? come on dylan answer!" this continued until wednesday. thats when he gave one of my friends in band class a little note that simply said "Yes". september 26 2007 was the best day of my life. big time.

we started off slow. after 3 days we hugged everyday. than i would head off to 2 hours of volleyball as he would head for our we both had the same bus bus and go home. we almost never talked on the phone, only when we needed to. the longest time was 46:54 cuz my little sister was being a goober and we couldnt stop laughing. all the other times it was under 5 minutes. Fun Fun Fun! we almost never saw each other. only in school even than it wasnt enough we didnt even have any classes 2gether. he had math than reading than english than science than social studies. on the other hand i have english,math,socil studies,science, than spanish. after volleyball i started basketball and dylan didnt do a school sport. he was buzy on saterdays from football. on sunday i have volleyball every sunday for at least 2 hours.

if u have ever had a good bf than u would know what i mean when i say he "held" me. NOT DONE!!

AS OF MAY 9,2008 I AM GOING OUT WITH DYLAN PHELPS!! 4 THE 3RD TIME!! sorry guys i missed him...alot.

i will brake up with him again on the first day of school. i dont care if its mean. its gunna happen.

and you know what? i dont feel like writing about dylan any more. so im not. end of story.

This is the end of my VERY VERY long bio!

I hope you enjoyed it!

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OH MY CARLISLE! 20 Ways to Annoy Twilight People by BandGeek99 reviews
Basically, the title says it all. Inspired by the Deimon Commander from Hell's story. Now: Rosalie Hale! Next: Carlisle Cullen! Oh, my, this shall be fun... Chapter Eight is UP after an inexcusably long wait. Gomen nasai! Hilarity ensues!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 3/21/2008
Choices by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Tess is forced to move to her old town, La Push, unaware that her childhood bully, Jacob Black will be living right across from her house. To make things more complicated, Jacob has imprinted on her and can't seem to stay away. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,606 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Jacob, Edward
Caduta Petali by AnkouBlake reviews
Formally 'To Walk With Lions' Edward and Bella return to Forks after 85 years only to stumble upon an orphaned infant in the woods. Multiple POVs. First chapter rated M for some graphic scenes. Full summery inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 105,238 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Full Moon by xxxwolfbanexxx reviews
What if Edward never came back? What if he met Bella's daughter at college 20 years later? Don't worry this is a Edward and Bella story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,772 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008
Emmett and The Illama Song by cullenist-here reviews
Emmett rediscovers the Illama Song, much to everyone's annoyance. A piece of fluff whihc made me laugh. DISCLAIMER:I AM NOT A GENIUS, THAT IS STEPHANIE MEYER.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
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Saving Them reviews
How did Edward escape the Volturi? Did he have help? Why did he lie to Bella about me and my royal family? This is the story of Renee Katara May Smith. Breaking Dawn spoilers! in later chapters! *This is BEFORE Bella and Twilight!For now!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
Dear Jo reviews
Voldy lives! He doesn't want ot come out of hiding so he writes Jo a letter. He voices his complaints to her as well as some as his evil pet snake! Ha ha ha. just read it and review. I wrote it in the middle of the night I don't know what I was thinking!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Stay Away From Her reviews
One Shot! Draco and my kid Scorpius's love life with a Weasley! You'll NEVER guess what happens. Who are Scorpius's new friends? how will Draco feel? r&r! if you like it ill continue! rated T in case
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Draco M.
Let The Truth Be Told Edward Cullen reviews
What would happen if there was a royal family? This is a story about my person Renee who is. What Lies did Edward tell to Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2008