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Author has written 28 stories for Twilight.
My name is Simone and you need to know one thing. I write my stories for me. So if you don't like them, get over it. Not trying to be mean, but...
IMPORTANT! A few of my stories are on hold, okay maybe almost all of them. I am so sorry but I don't have time for all of them, plus I have really bad writers block right now.
1.) Satanic Love
2.) Old ties and Old loves
are the only ones NOT on hold! The rest are. Sorry!
A little about me. I am like 80 Italian and 20 American. As for my age I'll just say this : I'm able to write my stories, don't ask questions. Do with that what you will. I love writing. I want to be an author when I grow up. My role model used to be Stephanie Meyes-until she totally screwed up Breaking Dawn. I do not have a boyfriend and do not plan on having another for a while. I absolutely LOVE Jasper Hale from Twilight. In fact all the famous or fiction characters I love all start with the letter J. Lets see.
Jasper Hale, (Twilight) Jagger Maxwell, (Vampire Kisses) Jack Sparrow, (please don't make me tell you where he's from) James. (a certain slant of light) Then we got Jackson Rathbone (he plays Jasper in the Twilight movie. Yummy!) Johnny Depp, (I am scarily obbsessed with him)and Jade Puget. (hes the guitarist from AFI, the best band ever!) I HATE JACOB BLACK!
Songs that go with each book.
Twilight-I don't want to miss a thing by Aerosmith
New Moon-Angels by Within Temptation (you should really listen to this song)
Eclipse-Duck and run by 3 doors down
Breaking Dawn-Not my time by 3 doors down
Anyways, pictures for Satanic Love are all at the bottom. Haha. Read the little quote things. They're funny!
This is so sad but cute!
True Love Means...
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a deserted road on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, we're going too fast. I'm scared! And I don't want anything to happen.
Guy: Come on, don't worry. I know what I'm doing. Your having fun right?
Girl: NO...please stop. I'm really scared
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I LOVE YOU! Now please slow down.
Guy: Give me a hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you help me out here? Will you take me Helmet off of me and put it on you? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle has crashed into a building break failure. Two people found, but only one survived.
The Truth is: That halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him for one last time. Then had her wear his helmet so she would live, even though it meant that he would die.
These book series rock!
Twilight (though I hated breaking dawn) by Stephanie Meyers
The Vampire Diaries by LJ Smith
Vampire Kisses by Ellen Schreiber
Harry Potter by J K Rowling (duh)
All American Girl by Meg Cabot
Evernight (not a series yet, the next books are coming out soon) by Claudia Gray
A great and terrible beauty by Libba Bray. (again sad ending at the last one but what can you do?)
These single books rock!
The Nature of Jade (kinda sad at the end, but technically its a happy ending) by Deb Caletti
A certain slant of light by Laura Whitcomb
Tuck Everlasting (the movie made me cry!)
Jinx by Meg Cabot
Hex Education by Emily Gould
The diary of Ellen Rimbour: my life at Rose Red by um...Ellen Rimbour
The bestest movies
Pirates of the Caribbean
The Dark Knight
My Fav bands, are you ready?
AFI, ADCD, As I lay dieing, Avenged Sevenfold, The Beatles, Boys like girls, Cure, Fall out boy, Flyleaf, GreenDay, Guns 'n Roses, Killers, Linkin Park, Panic! At the disco, Paramore, Ramones, Rolling Stones, Sex Pistols, Slipknot, and Within Temptation.
A girl asked a boy if she was pretty.
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
- Sam Keen, from To Love and Be Loved
"The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in."
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
- Justine Milton
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
You know you're in love when you don't wanna go to sleep at night because your life is better than a dream.
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!
Satanic Love Pictures
Sign of Satan.
Bella's "outfit" FOR MATURE PEOPLE ONLY!
Bella's wedding dress
I LOVE J
I LOVE JA
I LOVE JAS
I LOVE JASP
I LOVE JASPE
I LOVE JASPER
I LOVE JASPER W
I LOVE JASPER WH
I LOVE JASPER WHI
I LOVE JASPER WHIT
I LOVE JASPER WHITL
I LOVE JASPER WHITLO
I LOVE JASPER WHITLOC
I LOVE JASPER WHITLOCK
Copy and paste if you love Jasper too!
You know you love Jasper if:
You celebrate Veterans Day and say its for Jasper
Whenever someone mentions Texas or the Civil War you shout "Ohhh! Jaaaasper! I loooove Jasper!"
When someone asks if you know anyone emo, you answer Jasper.
If someone asks "Do you know how I feel?" or something like that, you respond in an annoyed voice "Do I look like Jasper?!"
You turned in an 15 page report on why the Confederate wasn't so bad.
The Civil war is all you read. (besides Twilight)