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Author has written 4 stories for Make It or Break It, Harry Potter, and Despicable Me.

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does

When she misses you: she's hurting inside

When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away

When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. -
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"When you have kids i hope they turn out just like you"

30 Good Reasons why GIRLS are always the BEST

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. Its possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We have ways of getting what we want easily.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. If we act like a guy, we're called tough. But if a guy acts like a girl... well... who's the weakling now?

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We have style.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. There's the saying "Ladies first."


the twins on my new story A New Required Class?

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Back to Wonderland by UnicornMachine reviews
Two years after returning from Wonderland, and Alice misses it dearly. Her adventures once she's back in Wonderland. Burton's version.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,083 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 3/7/2010 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp] - Complete
Miracle by Lilly Rae reviews
"He never saw it.- -NO ONE ever saw it! my BEST FRIENDS, NEVER SAW IT! Even though I put all the signs out there. I did everything to get him to notice me for more than just an annoying, insufferable, know-it-all Gryffindor." Hermione sits frozen at Number 12 Grimmauld Place, waiting for the news that no one knew was so dear to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hanging Onto A Thread by Heather78 reviews
After Sasha catches Emily , he has become like a daughter to him. And Emily wants to make Sasha proud......How far will she go to prove that?
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Sasha B., Emily K
Lessons in Love by crz4greece reviews
Hermione slowly touched her lips with his, letting her professor experience his first kiss. He was unpracticed and unsure of himself, awkwardly not touching her, afraid of her shying away from him. He then broke from the kiss hastily, "Get. Out."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 332,277 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Emily Lies by SilentAngel246 reviews
What if Emily's home life wasn't as good as eveyone thought? What if Chloe's Boyfriends weren't as kind as Emily played them out to be? Will anyone at the Rock see the pain in her eyes? Can anyone save her? No one may ever know, all because Emily Lies.
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Emily K, Sasha B.
A Week in Wonderland by wingsinheaven5 reviews
AlicexHatter This story picks up where Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland ends. "What's wrong, Tarrant?" Chessur sighed. "You know, besides the fact that you're in love with Alice."
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,766 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Listen to your Heart by WillowDarling reviews
Its years later and Alice feels a loss in her life. Landing herself back into Wonderland, she is faced with another mess of troubles. With a few maturity adjustments and a new set of plot twists, will Alice finally find what she has been missing? AxH
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,914 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
The Past Always Comes Back to Haunt You by iHeartParamore reviews
It's been over ten years since the Olympics 2012, and the Rock girls are done with gymnastics now... or so they think. Their daughters may bring them back to the sport they love and loathe.
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,616 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010
I Hate You Then I Love You by lissa x suee reviews
People come into our lives for a reason. Some are meant to be there forever, some are meant to just make an appearance.
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Emily K, Leo C.
One Week by orange-you-wonderful reviews
Kaylie and Nicky are accidentally locked overnight inside a gym, and return to the Rock tip-toeing the surprisingly thin line between enemies and more-than-friends.
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,963 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Kaylie C., Nicky R. - Complete
It's a Mad World by igobumpinthedark reviews
Alice had decided to stay in Underland, much to the delight of the Mad Hatter. Befriending the maddest of the mad will take her down an unexpected, dangerous, and enlightning path, that may or may not have a light at the end. Tim Burton's
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,380 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
The Final Journey To Wonderland by ALDETwilight14 reviews
What happens if Alice never left Wonderland after slaying the Jabberwocky, and she found the Hatter in tears..
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Curiouser & Curiouser by Blonde Gingernut reviews
Tim B's Alice in Wonderland. I didn't like the ending of the film, so here's one of my versions. Alice leaves Wonderland after boldly showing Hatter how she feels. Upon leaving the rabbit hole, she finds that she didn't come home alone... Read&Review Ty x
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,569 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.
A Hidden Riddle by ChrisIsDaName reviews
Chaos has been stirring up in Underland; The Red Queen is back in power, and she is has become quite the more Savage with revenge. But thats not just the main case. Something is brewing up between Alice and a certain Mad Hatter... rated M just in case
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.
The New Guy At The Rock by YourTypicalDyke reviews
A new up and coming star in men's gynastics has come to train at the Rock. Will he fet in with everyone or be labeled as an outsider? Find out! Sorry for the bad summary! Changed to T for later chapters.
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,022 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
Madly In Love by rosesallhavetheirthorns reviews
Alice returns to Wonderland, in an unexpected way after realizing she can't live without Tarrant...the Hatter. Will she be able to be with him or will the madness of Wonderland, make it impossible? Better than it sounds. Please Read&review! T for now.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Raven And The Writing Desk by FunnyFloyd reviews
The next words that escaped his lips was so rare to him that he for a fleeting moment thought it was she, who had said them: 'Have I gone mad'
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
No Time For Tears Today by Kate1221 reviews
Alice returns to Wonderland, but things are not quite as they seem ... Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Carter's Choice by tallymark18 reviews
Carter made his choice, and it's Lauren. Set after the season 1 finale.
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Lauren T., Carter A
Returning by Earth To Me reviews
Not remembering what happened in another life, Alice finds herself in Wonderland. With Max Hatter helping her out, she finds out the deep, dark secret of Wonderland.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
That Kiss by uwmuggle reviews
Snape/Hermione: Snape is still alive. Hermione is the new Muggle Studies teacher while she goes for a Masters in Potions. He agrees to be her advisor. Romance ensues, or would if Snape could keep his mouth shut. I've even put in some Georgie goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 56,195 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wash Me Clean by Andromz reviews
Hermione and her family are attacked by Death Eaters... her struggle? Ianno. I suck at these. Warning: Rape,Murder, Death, Self harm... all that jazz.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Happy Birthday by snowtigress-27 reviews
For Severus the possibility of a happy birthday is rather grim, what with Hermione gone. Much to his surprise Hermione might still have something stuck up her sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Slow Seduction by torislalom reviews
Hermione has been placed in the care, of none other than the snarky potions master...for the whole summer! What will happen to her, when things don't quite go accordingly to plan...and there is more to the man than meets the eye...please review...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Unpredictable by FatGlamour reviews
She found all that was on her mind was the dark man across the hall. Her colleague. The man she loved. The father of her child. Her rapist." SS/HG, Christmas story! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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Despicable She? reviews
Im horrible at Summaries. Margo is not the girl everyone thinks she is in the movie. Inside she is holding a deep dark secret that she is too terrified to unleash. Rated T for plot and theme
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Gru, Margo
Romanian Nights reviews
Sort of starts out like my other story, You're my What? but different I promise, I hope you like it Emily/OC
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Emily K
A New Required Class? reviews
There is a new class at Hogwarts. The name of this course is called Parenting. Some people who have the chance to be successful in the real world, and who the professors picked must take it. Will it create some new Relationships and destroy others?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
You're my What? reviews
Emily finds out some shocking news that will change her life as we know it. Will she come to live with it, or just not acknowledge it? Sasha/ Emily Father/ Daughter fic.
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Emily K, Leo C.