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Joined 04-07-08, id: 1546124, Profile Updated: 02-10-14
Author has written 42 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.

I am only here to post my fanfics, since tumblr is not good for posting fanfics :)

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by the way I totally take requests. I'll try my hardest! Homestuck is my specialty, but send me a request and if I am in the fandom I will try

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Of Honey and Clementines by Bard of Heart reviews
It was funny, the power a simple Christmas orange had on a person's heart.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 164,352 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sollux C., Eridan A.
Once Upon a HETALIA? by Girasole reviews
Lovino a hard working boy is stuck at home cooking, cleaning, and such as his brother and step father enjoy themselves at the ball. Something Lovino does not intend to go to. Although what happens when he forced to go and claim his happily ever after?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Dance with me by Happymood reviews
AU Antonio's hands roamed over his body, sensually, slowly, until they rested on his face, turning Romano to face him. Green eyes stared at him and Romano felt there was no one else in the room but him and his tango teacher. Spamano in later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,713 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Tomatita by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Antonio and Lovina's childhood adventures. Involving pirate ships, and tea parties, and the destruction of fancy dresses... Gen-flip AU. Prequel to And It's Supposed to be the Day of Love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,085 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Dear Journal by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
A series of journal entries written by our favorite tsundere Italian; containing days and thoughts of randomness, anger, embarrassment, and love. List of pairings is inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,665 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Beautifully Incredible by goth4ever reviews
England gets a beautiful love letter from his "Romeo", who is it? YAOI this was really writen for Valentines Day, but oh well. one day late
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Incandescence by wolfwriterGingey reviews
Poland and Lithuania didn't just turn tables because Poland was stupid. It had a deep roots into their younger days, and what their relationship meant now. PolandxLithuania, though not much focus on the "romantic." Oneshot. Rated T for Tony.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Going down to rising by Princesse Sarah reviews
After unsuccesful attempts to cheer Deidara up, Tobi accidently makes his sempai fall in waterfalls after a brief fight. Feeling guilty and in love, he travels to Konoha in order to bring back Sakura for her to save his partner. Warning: strong Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,520 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Guide To The Wild Side by darkalbino reviews
When good boy Sasuke gets into a heated arguement with his father, he decides to do something drastic to get back at him. In comes Naruto and the gang, the bad boys of the school, who Sasuke starts hanging out with. SasuNaru, full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,861 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Prequelstuck reviews
prequel to High Schoolstuck. rated T because...um, the trolls. duh. even with humanstuck and kidstuck, they still swear alot! anyways, enjoy!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012
High Schoolstuck reviews
AU humanstuck, with love and humor abound! and some drama, but that comes with the "high school fic" territory. I hope you like it, boyxboy and girlxgirl warning, rated for swearing as you should know; it's Homestuck, ENJOY!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,344 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012
SealandXLiechtenstein reviews
a request from theultimaarchives. I hope you like it! sorry if the fluffiness is not what you wanted. fluff is really all I can write, especially with cutie pie Sealand and darling little Liechtenstein! its also really short, but I hope you like it anyways!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sealand, Liechtenstein - Complete
Bebé & Bambino reviews
sequel to "Potato-In-Law/Wurst In-Law Ever". Lovino and Antonio are parents-to-be, but can Lovino handle pregnancy like a woman can? Can Antonio handle Lovino like a woman's man can? dur hur, that rhymed!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,270 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Russia's birthday reviews
December 30th. 2010, up. 2011, up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Russia - Complete
Finland's birthday reviews
December sixth 2010, 2011
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Finland - Complete
Hetalia 100 theme challenge reviews
a while ago, I decided to start the 100 theme challenge. I wasn't sure if you were supposed to have the same characters for all of the themes, so...well, I didn't. anyways, I hope you'll enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
Poland's birthday reviews
2010-up 2011-up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Poland - Complete
Turkey's birthday reviews
October 29 2010-up 2011-up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Turkey - Complete
Austria's birthday 2010
October 26 2010-up 2011-up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,414 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Austria - Complete
Taiwan's birthday reviews
October 25 2010-up 2011-up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Taiwan - Complete
China's birthday aru reviews
October tenth 2010-up 2011-late
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - China - Complete
Germany's birthday reviews
October third 2010-up 2011-late
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Germany - Complete
Mexico's birthday
my OC, Mexico. 2011-up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Mexico - Complete
Sealand's birthday reviews
2010, 2011
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sealand - Complete
Belarus' birthday
2010 2011-up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Belarus - Complete
Ukraine's birthday
2011-up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Ukraine - Complete
Korea's birthday reviews
2010, 2011
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - South Korea - Complete
Switzerland's birthday reviews
2010, 2011-up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Switzerland - Complete
France's birthday dun dun DUUUN reviews
2010-up 2011-up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - France - Complete
Liechtenstein's birthday reviews
2010-up 2011-up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Liechtenstein - Complete
America's birthday reviews
2010-up 2011-up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - America - Complete
Canada's birthday reviews
2010-up 2011-up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Canada - Complete
Iceland's birthday reviews
2010-up/2011-up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Iceland - Complete
Hungary birthday reviews
2010-up 2011-late but up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Hungary - Complete
Sweden's birthday reviews
2010-up! 2011-up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sweden - Complete
Denmark birthday 2011 reviews
enjoy...hopefully
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Denmark - Complete
Norway birthday 2011 reviews
yeppers. enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Norway - Complete
England birthday reviews
meh
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Greece's birthday 2011 reviews
Greece is going on an adventure to find his birthday present in his mother's ancient ruins, along with his cat friends Corporal, Pollux, and Swissy! YAY! Oh, quit complaining, Greece, you'll definately like your present -wink wink-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Greece - Complete
Ireland OC birthday 2011 reviews
title says it all. goodnight
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Complete
Italy and Romano birthday 2011 reviews
ah...plotless, pretty much. but sweet, in my opinion. not late, at lease tried really hard to make sure it wasn't... btw, the couples are GerIta and Spamano, not Itacest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Estonia's birthday 2011 reviews
title says it all
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Estonia - Complete
Lithuania's birthday 2010
title says it all, I think...LietPol, EstoniaLatvia, MexiBela
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Lithuania - Complete
Spain's birthday 2011 reviews
yay, I finished on time! I did good for one hour!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Spain - Complete
Japan's birthday 2011 reviews
not the best one of the series...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Japan - Complete
Prussia's awesomely late birthday 2011
sorry its late, but here it is! a whole week late...but still here...gah, I'm sorry
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Prussia - Complete
happy ending songfic
USUK my first songfic! please review, it would be super helpful! Happy Ending-Mika
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Scotland birthday 2010 reviews
so before you find where I live and murder me in my sleep, Scotland, Ireland, and North Ireland are my OCs. I have gotten inspiration from other OCs of the same country, but I made these characters on my own. please enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Scotland, Osaka - Complete
Latvia's birthday 2010 reviews
everyone except Estonia forgets Latvia's birthday, but they quickly pull together a party for him and manage to still make it a good day. But will one confession ruin the entire day?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Latvia - Complete
Potato in law OR wurst in law ever! reviews
Feliciano is getting married, and Lovino is devastated at losing his brother again! We take a look into his past losses and then stay by his side as he tries to accept his brother's love to the person Lovino hates more than anyone else. human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,005 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Italy curls reviews
This has no plot! btw Romano has a curl on the left. Italy's is on the right. I use that to show view points, but mostly Romano's. GerIta, mostly RomaSpain. rated T for Romano's mouth and implied sex
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete