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Author has written 21 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey guys, this profile and its stories are old as the seas (laden with mistakes and plain silliness appropriate only for younger fanfiction writers), but I will keep the profile up nonetheless for your pleasure. I may or may not return to revise some of the most popular stories only so I wouldn't cringe over new favs/follows/comments, but I'm not sure if I'll return to this wonderful fandom.

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This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,408 - Reviews: 2514 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dreams Will Be Made of These by Britt601 reviews
***Blatantly ignores Capcom's cheaply thrown-together story line of Vergil-Nero.*** It can take a while to familiarize yourself adjusting to someone else's habits, weeding through ups and downs to find a co-existing plane, especially when strange demonic attacks are thrown in the mix. But what happens when common ground is found for good? DanteXNero towards the end.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,036 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 5/12/2010 - [Dante, Nero] Trish, Lady/Mary
Doubt by Semjaza reviews
Nero thinks he's losing his mind. And since when did holy water burn him? Dante wouldn't kill him without giving him a chance to explain, would he? Dante x Nero. Rated for language, violence, and sexuality. Ch. 23 is posted.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,911 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Dante, Nero
I Wager by Emerald-Leaves reviews
In which the Roman Empire and Germania make a bet and Ludwig is the one who suffers because of it...Crack. Germancest,one sided GermanyxItaly, basically a little of LudwigxEveryone. Rated: M for a reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,119 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Germany, Prussia
Fox Leaves by AyumiFallassion reviews
What if the Kyuubi never attacked? What if peace talks with Cloud started much earlier? What if, Hinata wasn't the only one they were after? Based off the storyline set down by Lizeth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,775 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara, Kyuubi/Kurama, Shukaku
Over and Over by Lotus Butterfly reviews
Pack mentality kept bringing them together, even after everything between them was over. Too bad they can't stand each other.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,908 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Nero, Dante
The Game by PoisnousPixie reviews
Gilbert always started shit like this. It wouldn't have surprised anyone, really. After all, it was somewhat expected. PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
White Crimson by CreamPuffBunny reviews
Guilty of heresy, former knight Gilbert is arrested for leading a rebel army against the king's new religious order. Ludwig, a retired soldier and nihilist, is the executioner set to carry out the death of the beloved heresiarch. While the trials take a long time to prepare, the two men begin to grow close to one another and their ideals start to change. LudwigxGilbert AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,824 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - [Germany, Prussia] [America, Russia] - Complete
Required Taste by lilien passe reviews
Requisite Coffee Shop AU. Ludwig is a barista enamored with a rainy day customer. Drabble. Slight Germancest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,402 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Soliloquium by lilien passe reviews
Gilbert volunteers as a tour guide at an art museum, living off of the attention and devotion of its patrons. Lonely art-nerd Gilbert and neglectful Ludwig-centric. Germancest,
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Circumstances by Fudgyokra reviews
"Germany would be damned if his brother was ever considered 'normal.' " In which Prussia pays his younger brother a visit under less-than-normal circumstances. Germancest oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Process and Product of Planning by xxThe Extra reviews
Kyle Broflovski, aspiring architect, seeks the friendship of the obscenely wealthy Mr. Cartman in order to gain more experience in his field; Mr. Cartman feels their relationship would be better suited to other purposes. Kyman. AU: 1800s England.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Shoebox by xxThe Extra reviews
Cartman needs to stop cussing, tapping his foot, and selling his body. Kyle can't fix everything, but god knows he'll try anyway. Kyman, future fic.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,688 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Shine Me Up by pattichan888 reviews
Germancest One-shot. Real names used! Ludwig buys a new car and his excitement overshadows his brother. Gilbert's jealously leads to a somehow genius plan of revenge, involving a very, VERY dirty "car wash".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Five Times by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Five times that Germany had initiated the sex in semi-public places where they could easily be caught. FrancexFemGermany Lemon and basically PWP Chapter 1: Office On hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Germany, France
Devil Town by TwiGo reviews
AU. As the first great war looms on the horizon, a wanted Gilbert does all he can to hold on to Ludwig. If he fails to do so, by war or his own choices, then there is only one solution: follow behind, using his criminal skills to keep his brother safe. And a beleaguered Roderich can only try to keep Ludwig safe from Gilbert. Prussia x Germany, Austria x Germany, Aus x Hun
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,601 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011 - [Germany, Prussia] [Austria, Hungary]
Faster by Stripes93 reviews
Gilbert's bought a motorcycle and decided to take his brother on a ride. While ridding, the albino finds out something new about this brother and it quick to take advantage of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Hell Of A Paradise by CLX-chan reviews
Paradise par-uh-dahys - noun : heaven, a place of extreme beauty, delight, or happiness. At least, that's what it's supposed to be. Here, two wolves will find out what they're so called Paradise is really like.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,512 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Toboe, Tsume - Complete
Deutschlandlied by PrinceofElsinore reviews
The German brothers have grown apart during the years of Nazi rule, so what is Gilbert planning when he pays a late-night visit to his brother? What secret is he hiding, and what will the consequences be if he is discovered? [On indefinite hiatus]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,949 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - [Prussia, Germany]
Cruel Awakening by Jasper Troy reviews
He is betrayed by those closest to him, he no longer knows whom to trust, Naruto decides to leave Konoha but is abducted by his greastest enemy and bartered away to killers. Warning Yaoi. Chapter 21 is up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 222,891 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Trainings Camp by WinnyValentine reviews
Getting Italy into serious training seems to be a mission impossible. But Germany and Italy found other ways to spend their time together. In many satisfying ways. Use of human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,448 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Challenge Accepted! by A. Strudel reviews
Prussia challenges Austria to write some porn with him topping. It was a masterpiece in Austria's eyes, but to Prussia...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Final Solution by Seastone Chair reviews
We need to be strong, Bruder, we need to be one." The day before the Nazi Final Solution was set in motion; Prussia has doubts. Germancest. YAOI. Twoshot. Second chapter is back up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
The Guardian by Makkura Arashi reviews
"You want that punk to stay with me." His voice was completely void of all emotions and then…"How can you think for a moment that he could stay with me?".Naruto has to be Sasuke's gaurdian, too bad his charge has the hots for him.SemeSasu,older Naru.Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,897 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trials and Tribulations of a Teutonic Lover by GoxHaya reviews
For someone so self-centered, Prussia has a serious problem understanding his feelings. With the help of Spain and France, will Gilbert be able to get in touch with his heart? Germancest Germany x Prussia with a side of Spain x Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 162,141 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Brothers in Blood by raecat reviews
Gilbert's time is finally running out. Ludwig, with a little help, makes a drastic decision that will bind his brother to him... forever. AU, Vampire!Gilbert, Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Germany, Prussia
Just Like Old Times by Hikari Kaitou reviews
As much as Prussia enjoys being free of all responsibility, sometimes he just wants to feel useful. And what better time to make himself useful than when his little brother really needs him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
The Enduring Chill by Hikari Kaitou reviews
It was nice to know that Germany was there if Prussia needed someone to lean on, on the rare occasion he could swallow his considerable pride long enough to do so.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Personal Time by Emerald Gaze reviews
AU The guys are anthro-morphic wolves and have their own territory in which they patrol to make sure no intruders wander in. When the pack stops at a cave for a couple days Tsume and Toboe get a chance to actually enjoy some "personal time". TsumexToboe
Wolf's Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Tsume, Toboe - Complete
Is This Microphone On? by ShonenYaoi reviews
Naruto is a down on his luck comedian, and when he finally gets his big break he accidentally winds up in a brothel and bought for 2 million yen by the biggest yakuza. He may be in for more than just a joke or two! SasuNaru ItaNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru, alot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,348 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Confessions of a Nation: Germany by raecat reviews
Ludwig's turn to share 50 secrets that define him historically and personally. What lies under the stoic German mask? Mix of head-canon explanations and historical facts. Notations at the end. Possible Germancest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Germany - Complete
Ride'em Cowboy by Spoon10488 reviews
I know my master has some strange kinks, but what kinky thing could he possibly do with innocent horseback riding lessons? Sasu/Naru ONESHOT, Yaoi, M/M, M Rated for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Have i Done? by MckayZielke reviews
Itachi and Naruto have a great weekend and that's all Naruto thought it was. When Itachi becomes obsessed with him, Naruto has to tell him to stop... Itachi won't like that. ItaxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,386 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Confessions of a Nation: Prussia by raecat reviews
Gilbert shares 50 secrets that define him historically and personally, showing us the personality under the awesomeness. Mix of head-canon explanations and historical facts. Warning: bit depressive. Updated 8-15 with new secrets, please re-read!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Masochist by Sixteen clumsy and shy reviews
Gilbert was always a masochist. GERMANCEST
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Eyes Fierce As My Own by erbby17 reviews
The young Teutonic Order doesn't WANT to admit that the WWII-soldier over him is...himself. But he can't deny "awesome" so easily. PrussiaCest. Yummy, smutty, PrussiaCest. Enjoy. Listed under romance but...not really romantic...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Sexy Fight by Alex Prosper reviews
Dante recalls his two sexy fights he had with Nero and plans another one. If all goes well, third time should be a charm. Slash/yaoi. Dante/Nero.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,134 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Dante, Nero - Complete
What Comes After The Rain? by ShonenYaoi reviews
If there's one thing Naruto's good at, it's racing. When Naruto accidentally slips a love letter into Uchiha Sasuke's locker, he might just have to use it to get Sasuke to keep quiet. What'll happen if Sasuke wins? SasuNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru, ItaNaru, alot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 93,574 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Missing Spark by Russian Prince Kai Hiwatari reviews
When Naruto and Sakura are dating, Naruto feels that something is missing... A "spark" in their relationship, if you will... But when Naruto looks at Sasuke he gets a strange feeling... Could this feeling be what he's missing? SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,934 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Presenting, Shisui: the Amazing Matchmaker by Imperial Mint reviews
Shisui has a Plan involving his best friend and the newest addition to his team. He hasn't failed a single of his Plans yet, all 273 of them. It's now just a case of getting Itachi to realise that this isn't a set up, and get Naruto to stop hating Itachi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,298 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Two is never alone by TheRedRoseOfYaoi reviews
Sasuke is alone until Naruto begins in his class. Final chapter is now up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Was it wise to let him join us? HELL NO! by YaoiRules92 reviews
Naru and the old pervert are one year in the training trip. When Naru is all alone in the forest training he is kidnapped by Akatsuki. Jiraiay can't help because he is doing his 'research'. Contains Yaoi ItaNaru, SasoDei, and other pairings. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,212 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nineteen Going on Twelve by Kingfishers reviews
A twelve-year-old Naruto in a nineteen-year-old body. This can't end well. Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Business or Pleasure by Wings-of-the-Blood-Angel reviews
Outside of the original storyline of the show Naruto Minato Uzimaki works for a large Corportaion. The owner of which is a one, Itachi Uchiha. When Itachi starts to show an interest in Minato's son Naruto what will end up happening? ItaxNaru boylove
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,568 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Of love and mistakes by Silver vanilla reviews
“I will lessen my brother’s punishment bit by bit. I will, however, do it every time I sleep with you." Itachi corners Naruto and forces him in a relationship neither of them was ready for. How far will he let that 'game' go? ItaNaru. Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,489 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Just Like Rain by whitetyger123 reviews
Prussia and Germany get drunk and go to a park in the rain. Written by schoolgirl-cheesesculpture and whitetyger123 for amanda0293 for being the 100th review on Fall of a Hero! Rated M for yaoi and germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
From Blood Comes Cleansing by Pagan Blood reviews
Naruto tired of being hated has turned his back on the village and into the arms of one Itachi Uchiha. Abused as a child he is sent from the village and has every intention of destroying it. Dark Naruto fic, AU, ItaNaru, Some NaruKashi and KyuuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,627 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Pieces of the Puzzle by JunJou reviews
Frame for murder, pestered by his brother and hurt by his company, Itachi feels life can't get any better, when ironically, it does thanks to the help of a certain blonde. ItaNaru, Yaoi/Shonen Ai Rated M *Dedicated to Crystal Chavez*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,305 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Extra Credit by maiden.blooddragons reviews
The teacher needs release, the student needs a grade. Bring them together in one room and what will you get? A session of hot and steamy sex! Major LEMON! One shot. NaruxSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Annoying Game by Hic iacet Mori reviews
Naruto and Sai play a dangerous game to hone their shinobi skills. Their goal—to annoy their target enough to attack them both with their most powerful jutsu at maximum killing intent. Their next target—Konoha's number one recalcitrant Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,997 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sai
All Eyes On You by myfailsafe reviews
AU HS. To hopefully win the heart of a certain pink haired maiden, Naruto pitches the insane idea to cross the line and his clothes. It just so happens he makes a beautiful girl, at least Sasuke thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,170 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Woman's Strength by Kiya Sama reviews
Kakashi has dared Sasuke with a challenge he MUST complete. So what's Naruto got to do with this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Strip Video Game by KivaEmber reviews
For Art Trade. AU oneshot. Gilbert suggested a game of Strip Primal Rage. Prussia/Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Growing Brave by Ljiljana reviews
History AU, set in WWII. When his brother and his best friend join the resistance, Sasuke had little choice but to follow. yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,963 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sun Up, Sun Down by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
When Naruto “earns” his cash to spend it at the best brothel in town, he expects good service. However, he gets more than he paid for. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,526 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bastard by Makkura Arashi reviews
“Sasuke Uchiha, the Earl of Andover is a veritable bastard!I would never help him,not in a million years!” Naruto stated firmly. “He is rude, arrogant and stuck up! If I could I would pull out my pistol and blow a hole through his head!” SasuNaru, Yaoi AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,763 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Physical Contact by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE. SasuNaru. When Naruto had a mission at a massage parlor, the last thing he had expected was Sasuke and team Hebi to walk through the door. How ironic for Sasuke now to be the one chasing Naruto, but how long can poor Naruto resist? Post time ski
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
High Stakes by Mignonne422 reviews
AU. Yaoi. When the stakes of a poker game escalate, will the boys be willing to risk everything for what they really want or will they lose it all?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,697 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Connection by darkalbino reviews
Don't you hate it when you turn out to be right about certain things? SasuNaru, two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Teme! by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
In which Naruto was confused of what he should pick for Sasuke’s birthday present, and decided to take Kakashi go for a shopping… worst choice. Rated M to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wavelengths by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially retarded. Or how Naruto got a clue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,009 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Foxed! by The-Lost-Ninjas reviews
Due to a freakish accident, Naruto is stuck in the form of a chibi fox! Now he must escape the clutches of the evil Sasuke! ...yeah... YaoiSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,047 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Secret by antagonistic reviews
[OneShot SasuNaru] Naruto has a hot secret... and guess who accidentally walks in on him on the act? Of course, this proves to be a beautiful oppurtunity for Naruto to play a little game with the Perfect Uchiha... but we all know Sasuke ALWAYS wins.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke the Asexual by S Girlie reviews
Sasuke always thought he was Asexual... until he found Naruto in a compromising position sasunaru yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 122 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blue Balls by Azu Luna reviews
Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Comfort and Fear by Perfections-Cat reviews
It's easy to say just how much you would give for the one you love, but an entirely different matter when actually confronted with chance. How much comfort can be found in the midst of fear? SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sanctuary by GreenLady reviews
A routine mission gone wrong, and the demon fox finds that freedom looks different than expected. Yaoi. (KyubiNaruto). Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,071 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Complete
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On the Other Side of the Pillow reviews
Prussia is ashamed of his feelings for Germany and hides them. He doesn't know that Germany is trapped in an even worse snare. He remains clueless about Germany's nightly visits to his bedroom and his being molested at night. SEQUEL ADDED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,904 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Turn Me On reviews
The things are steaming up between the German bros when they catch their sisters playing dirty during their absence, and they grab the opportunity to enjoy the erotic peep show. Germancest fem!Germancest - Warnings inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
The Abduction of Italy reviews
No one noticed a thing until they received a little piece of paper with a code scribbled on it. After the seriousness of the situation dawns on Germany, he tries to find a way to save his comrade who happens to be his lover as well... Germany x Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Love Is An Unverified Rumor reviews
This is not another Unification story, it's a new Unification story. Bismarck brings Germany to live together with Prussia. They are not brothers. Prussia/Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,895 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Legends About Change reviews
De-anon from the kinkmeme: After a night of rough, consensual sex, Germany can barely walk. OP wants to see Prussia being a good lover and taking care of him. Two more bonuses inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Keep the Oil Flowing reviews
Germany always thought Prussia's ideas were ludicrous. Naked oil wrestling, however, did not belong to one of those. Especially if the game turns into something entirely different in the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Seducing West reviews
Prussia wants Germany.He knows his brother wants him back but hesitates to show it because he is held back by his morals.How long will it take Prussia to convince Germany that they both want the same? Lots of tension culminating in a hot office encounter
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,880 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Dreams reviews
Germany wakes up to get ready for work. But something feels off. When he finally realizes what exactly is wrong, he develops a strong aversion for alarm clocks. Thank heavens there is Prussia to help in such situations... Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Powershower reviews
fem!Germany is masturbating by stimulating herself with the shower head on full power. Prussia finds her and ends up 'assisting' her.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Nobody said it was easy having a sibling reviews
It's easy having a younger sibling? Lies. At least that's what Gilbert thinks. But only sometimes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,389 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Five Times reviews
Five times Germany made Prussia blush. And one time Prussia made him blush. Prussia/Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Frühstück reviews
little!Germany makes breakfast for Prussia before he goes to a war. He makes a mess in the kitchen but Prussia loves his burnt breakfast - de-anon from the hetalia kink
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Mea Culpas reviews
Prompt: "Germany and Prussia bake a cake together. Prussia makes a mess and it pisses Germany off, they fight and one of them leaves. It's up to anon how they get back together again."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
By Chance reviews
Prussia and Germany are off rutting in the woods, and a soldier witnesses it. Kink is voyeurism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Val de Liso reviews
The German brothers are on a vacation. Ludwig accuses his brother of wasting too much money and Gilbert wants to teach him how to survive without any money. A bet ensues. Will Gilbert survive the bet? Or, moreover, will Ludwig survive the bet?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Carwash reviews
France comes to visit Germany and finds him busy washing his Mercedes. Sex ensues. PWP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2010 - France, Germany - Complete
Wake up, West reviews
Basically Germany and Prussia waking up together. That's it. Short story/drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
The boy next door reviews
For a brief second, Lovina forgot that she was almost naked as well. In the middle of the hall. Where anybody could see her. What a hypocrite. "Touché." She growled at Ludwig under her breath. The blonde didn't answer. Gerita and Spamano lemon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
It's good to know you're there reviews
Romano is suffering from depression, and he has his own way to express it. Antonio is there to help. AU drabble Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Serenade for Romano reviews
Our dear Bad Touch Trio gets drunk and, before anyone sees it coming, Prussia suggests Spain to go and sing a serenade for Romano. In the middle of the night. Interested in seeing Romano's reaction? Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
How an April Fools ' Day went wrong reviews
They wanted to lure Ludwig out of his own house, planning on surprising the brothers… yet they got surprised in the end… Germany/Prussia incest sex, my darlings...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
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