chrestomanci
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Joined 01-15-02, id: 154626
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.

Update as of April 17th, 2005: It seems as though the well has run dry again. There are times when I just want to strangle my guardians...

Here's my LJ (I stopped using my Open Diary): http:///users/selene_luavea/ It's actually being updated regularly. Of course, it's not always updated with interesting things, but I can't be original all the time!

Favorite color: Blue, any shade.
Favorite food: Chocolate and sushi. But not together.
Favorite TV shows: Stargate SG-1, Lost, Stargate: Atlantis, Gilmore Girls, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The O.C.
Favorite movies: 1776, The Court Jester, Dogma, Labyrinth, Spaceballs.
Favorite books: The Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Harry Potter series, the Chronicles of Narnia, the original Baum Oz books, the Young Wizards series, and anything by Diana Wynne Jones.
Favorite actors: Alan Rickman,Dominic Monaghan.
Favorites actresses: Kate Winslet, Emma Thompson. (So, I'm sure you can figure out that I like Brits. Can't help it, really. Bit of an Anglophile, I am.)
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I'm nineteen and I go to college at the University of Oregon, but Reno is my real home! I miss it there, and yet I can't help but love it here. I love BtVS, Lord of the Rings, Stargate SG-1, and - obviously - Harry Potter. I'm experimenting/working on fics for all of them. If you know me at all, though, you know that nothing will be done for a very long time. Lily-bug lives right across the hall, and Comedia is still in New York. I hate them both. Nah, I'm joking. I love them both and desperately wish they would get lives because they are whores. Just like me! Heeheehee...

I have two guardians (aka muses). A tall, dark, and mysterious man named Gabriel who's melancholy a lot and is an artist in the truest sense of the word, and a rambunctious British girl named Molly who seems to be in control of most of my irrational outbursts (meaning nearly my entire personality).

Here's to laughter in the shadows. Slytherins Unite!

~chrestomanci

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Hagma by mer solitare reviews
What happens when you mix Dogma and Harry Potter? Hagma, of course! (And a drunk voice of God & slightly confused Potions teacher.) Will be R later.
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 11/1/2002
Quidditch in Bed: TextualSphinx's Challenge by Angel of the North reviews
The Gryffindors guide to getting the ahem quaffle through the hoop. Chapters 6 and 12 added: Chaser Tactics, and post match etiquette
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 1/26/2003
Old and Ancient Magic by Angel of the North reviews
Dumbledore dead, Snape is headmaster, Harry and the gang are back and there's a missing Lestrange. New chapter, and additional notes added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,128 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2003 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
Draco Malfoy, Seeker Of Souls by Lady Grizabella reviews
Draco is back and this time he's looking for both Ginny and her Soul. But will Ginny be the same after he finds her? What is Harry and Draco's final destiny and why have they always been tied together? Book 3 in the Draco's Desires series. FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,452 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2002 - Published: 7/2/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Why Slytherins Are Sexier by Textualsphinx reviews
Severus is forced to give his theories on why Slytherins are sexier. Yet-to-be-attatched snippet of 'Decoding of the Heart'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/20/2001 - Published: 7/3/2001
Draco Malfoy Promises To Be A Good Boy This Year by Lady Grizabella reviews
Book 2 in the Draco's Desires series. A Draco / Ginny fic with the Dream Team as well. Draco tries to stay out of trouble, but fails miserably as the kids end up in another unexpected adventure that carries them far away from home. *Revised 3/8/03*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,892 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2001 - Published: 4/12/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Draco's Desires by Lady Grizabella reviews
A Ginny/ Draco fic. Harry plays a big role too. Major COS spoiler and some GOF. Draco and Ginny get themselves into an evil situation that threatens to kill them all. Will Ginny be saved from her dark fate? *Revised 3/8/03*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,606 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/23/2001 - Published: 3/26/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W.
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The Adventures of Kestrel & Sage
A piece being cowritten by myself and my best friend, D.E. Phoenix. We'll see where it goes and if I can keep up with her. Two particular hobbits just won't conform...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Published: 3/18/2004
Somewhere reviews
The sequel to Who Will Love Me As I Am? and a long time coming. A Severus and Hermione fic. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Who Will Love Me As I Am? reviews
A Sevvie/Mione fic. Was supposed to be the first of a series, but I lost my plot bunny. *FINISHED*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.