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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

I change the penname lots. Boredom :(
Currently it's Rocket Baby Dolls old name for Muse

It's unlikely people will visit this friendly little profile but if you're here DON'T GO NOW I'M SOO ALOOONE cue nervous breakdown :) not really. But I have good faves, mostly-some are pretty old.

Name: My actual name sounds like a prostitute name. Although the lengthened version, notsomuch whorey :)

I'm going to throw up information. Similar to word vomit in mean girls but more informative.

I'm 5"7. Just under 9 stone atm. I really don't care about this particular knowledge being shown on internet either, who cares? I have the bestest friend and the bestest boyfriend in the world. I frequently marry my friends on facebook. I'm a facebook whore. My laptop charger isn't working. I'm agnostic. It's the easy way of getting out of God's wrath at non-believers if the dude is real cos I'm 'openminded'. I believe wearing glasses is like switching to HD and so all people should crapify their eyesight to fully appreciate this. I'm poor. I like to eat. When I'm drunk I also eat or try to walk into men's toilets or announce to security men in clubs that I'm drunk and underage. I have learnt energy drinks are bad before bed through HORRIFIC experiences. I'm 17 at this moment in time. I can't promise this will be true in a years time.

I love english. It's great. As is psychology and business. I am clearly not still currently in school...

I'm more of a reader than a writer, I've wrote lots of fics, just never got round to typing up, so my only story is a sad lonely ickle oneshot from yonks ago

I have too many loves so I'll not bother listing

I fave lots. I think a lot of the time looking for a particular type of fanfic, and then when I can't find it I'll write it. BUT then I'll find it and it'll be better than any I could make. Example "Tyrant Lizard" I think it's the name. Brilliant Bleach fanfic, would recommend it to any fan, but updates are spaced out and chapters are long. Quality is excellent though.

I'm not always on the site regularly, but if you'd like me to help you through a fic I'd love to help out.
Or if you just have similarities email away. Okidoke, I'm done.

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The Paths We Choose by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 116,100 - Reviews: 2919 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 561,726 - Reviews: 5244 - Favs: 5,450 - Follows: 4,705 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K.
Since When Are There Two Potters? by kirallie reviews
HPNaruto crossover.HarryKakashi eventually. What happens when a certain Wizard finds an unexpected bundle on his doorstep? A shinobi raised as a wizard instead? Totally AU for both although folows HP until Sirius' death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,178 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 3,204 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 5/16/2006 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] Luna L., Sasuke U.
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,153 - Reviews: 3810 - Favs: 3,918 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30372 - Favs: 16,786 - Follows: 14,610 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3555 - Favs: 4,630 - Follows: 5,080 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4078 - Favs: 4,179 - Follows: 3,631 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 4,529 - Follows: 5,928 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
The Misadventures of a curious Hunter by CrazyChibiSama reviews
A Hunter follows the Survivors and gets into some rather stupid situations, and learns a lot about how hard it is to be human. Chapter 43... the road ahead.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 168,493 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hunter
Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews
AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him? ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 613,783 - Reviews: 8664 - Favs: 6,680 - Follows: 5,353 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Two's a Crowd: The Blood Stone by Writing Therapist reviews
Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,398 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 2,164 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4153 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 3,888 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Confessions of a Male Escort by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Harry left the wizarding world after defeating Voldemort for revenge against his parents real killer. He gets his revenge in unorthodox ways. Six years later, he is visited by a pair of angels, who want him to prevent Sam's fall from grace. SLASH SW/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 193,925 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Harry P., OC, Sam W., Dean W.
The Day Before Tomorrow by Daricio reviews
Aizen is taking over. The situation looks bleak. And Urahara Kisuke suddenly remembers a device that may save them all. Unfortunately, nothing ever goes exactly as planned... Ichigo-centric. Time Travel gone wrong. Chapter nine: Picking up the pieces.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 95,324 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Ichigo K.
I Do? I Don't by ColorOfAngels reviews
Could a drunken mistake be the best thing that ever happened to them? A lot can happen before an annulment is finalized... After all, as House said himself, the most successful marriages are based on lies... HouseCameron
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,880 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/19/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron
Who Will Love Me Now? by Invader Miraza reviews
Batman/Joker; Batman - dead. Without him, Gotham and The Joker are lost. There really isn't anything left here, is there? So, what's a clown to do? Time to go out with a bang. Is Bats really dead and gone? Could he, would he save the City, and the Joker? [Written before DKR, possibly AU]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,320 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Harry Potter, Shadow Shinigami by psychoticKisshu reviews
When Sirius fell through the veil, he and a certain captain crashed into each other. When Harry was five, he met a certain glasses wearing captain.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,527 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Harry P.
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find! Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Shades of Grey by SilverKytten reviews
Sequel to 'Falling Into Darkness'. Ichigo never asked to be either loved or fixed, he just asked to be distracted. IchigoXUrahara Yaoi Mature Themes and Language. Elements of canon divergence from late series.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 92,415 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
Odalisque by Tituba3 reviews
Rukia Kuchiki: smart, successful, & forever single. When her new job throws her into a whirlwind of mergers, jealous secretaries, treachery, and vile, yet incredibly sexy orange-haired coworkers, she is left wondering whether fate will let her out alive.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 353,413 - Reviews: 2813 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Juxtaposition by prone2dementia reviews
BEING REWRITTEN. De-aged to ten and sent back to Tom Riddle's era, Harry unintentionally befriends the eleven-year-old Dark Lord. The future will never be the same again... not DH compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Complete Me by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
Batman and Joker are something more than enemies, but as both wrestle with the reality and consequences of their decision, they have to wonder: how long can it last? Especially when fed-up exes get involved… Joker/Batman slash, non-graphic. T for swearing
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,126 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Monster Truck Mayhem by bmax reviews
House takes Wilson to a Monster Truck jam and mayhem ensues. My first story ever. Constructive criticism welcome. House/Wilson friendship. So sorry for the long delay. Guess what! Ch. 16 is up! House/Wilson friendship.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,375 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/28/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 4,670 - Follows: 3,294 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Life Within Death by King of Everything reviews
Ichigo dies at age 9 and becomes a Hollow, losing his heart and his family. As he grows up and becomes powerful, Aizen finds him and turns him into one of his Espada, but will his conscience allow him to follow his evil master? Pairings inside.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,610 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Cracked Mask by Denim88 reviews
Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,332 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 4,633 - Follows: 3,881 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Colourless Vanity by StarsOfYaoi reviews
-EDITING- *ItaNaru, others* Naruto had every intention to go train with Jiraiya after the Valley of End… but instead, he's given another option –become a member of the newest ANBU team…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 143,726 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 9/13/2006 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] Iruka U.
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 2960 - Favs: 3,925 - Follows: 2,923 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Impromptu Affair by GreyLiliy reviews
Good partners are hard to find - but sometimes they just drop in unexpected. And Joker's going to keep hold, whether Scarecrow & Two-Face like it or not.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,579 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2008 - J. Crane, Joker, Harvey D.
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Last Rebel by Quote the Speechless reviews
Naruto's spirit is broken at a young age. Now he must rebuild himself, and with the help of Kyuubi and some others, he will do that. His goal? To become the greatest ninja in the world. All reviews welcome.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,391 - Reviews: 2102 - Favs: 2,893 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 5,868 - Follows: 6,839 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Know Thyself by Hoshi-tachi reviews
Sequel to KT: the Prelude. When Harry returns on a mission to his native England, he finds himself pulled into a world he never imagined existed... once again. Violence, profanity, no pairings.
Crossover - Matrix & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,074 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Harry P.
Crush: Uke Ichigo Collection by BonneNuit reviews
Ch 85: KenpachixIchigo This is a collection of Ichigo yaoi ficlets that are one to three chapters long each. No underage readers. Just because Ichigo is 'uke' doesn't mean he's weak or submissive- and yes, I will continue posting here.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 236,294 - Reviews: 3975 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 349 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Encounters by ryulabird2 reviews
Harry Potter and L Lawliet have almost met three times and meeting once may be the best thing that ever happened to them. eventual slash. L/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,310 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Harry P., L
You Leave the World Behind by Moriarty's Minion reviews
Part 1 of a HP/Supernatural crossover series. After an incident with the veil, Harry starts a new life in California. There he finds the Winchester family and a new destiny. H/D. SLASH. COMPLETE. Winner of TWO Always Hoping Fanfiction Awards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,540 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
When The Future Died by SpikyStar reviews
He controlled the elements, it wasn't enough. He was the powerful light wizard, but Voldemort was winning. Fate sent him back. No Slash please read, future Harry going back in time! Slight AU- Retains older body. fifth year Grammer fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 155,275 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P.
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 7013 - Favs: 7,317 - Follows: 4,203 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Discordant Harmony by Hari-Aisu reviews
What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,301 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Wednesday by The Silver Phoenix reviews
Ariadne always loved Wednesdays. Arthur/Ariadne
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Adaptation by Silver Pard reviews
Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto: Alone by Arganaut reviews
The meeting between the council and Sarutobi did not go as planned.... how will Naruto survive growing up without the help of the Third?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,428 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Five Times Blaise Zabini Met Dean Winchester by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. When Blaise decided to leave home and travel America, he didn't count on meeting Dean Winchester. HP/Supernatural crossover, DW/BZ slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Blaise Z., Dean W. - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,028 - Follows: 4,515 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
All Business Up Front, Party In The Back by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Sam and Dean are somewhat shocked to meet Ash's lover... SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 146 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Harry P., Ash] - Complete
Mask Upon Mask by Joker88 reviews
Commissioner Gordon finds Batman's true identity. And now the Joker's come to call. Too bad Batsy seems to be dead, someone's got to pay for the death of Gotham's Dark Knight. With Mask upon mask who can anyone trust? Read and review please.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,736 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Joker, J. Gordon
The Hokage's Will by Airheaded dude reviews
The aftermath of Pain’s attack left Tsunade in comatose, Danzo's plot of becoming Hokage is thwarted by Naruto himself. With the doubts that the Lord of Fire has placed on Danzo, Naruto is suddenly left inheriting the mantle of Hokage before the Summit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,798 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 3,300 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Naruto U.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 7,655 - Follows: 7,389 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Bartering by Radioactive Ferret reviews
Orihime finds herself missing the comforts of home while in Las Noches. So, she decides to do some bartering with the only things she has on her. What are the consequences of giving strange objects to bored Espada? Chaos.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,838 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J.
Sexual Healing by ImmortalRoseOfTheThorns reviews
Dean's plan to take Castiel to a brothel goes in a direction he hadn't particularly planned. Castiel/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 113 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Castiel - Complete
Define Me by ImmortalRoseOfTheThorns reviews
Castiel asks Dean what love feels like and contemplates his relationship with Harry. Castiel/Harry/Dean. slash. angst. ONESHOT
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Harry P., Castiel - Complete
Broken Promise by lord of the land of fire reviews
A promise is easy to make but some times hard to keep. A broken promise leads to tragic consequesnces.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bleached by bluminous8 reviews
AU- It seems that even in Death Harry is never given a break. His soul ends up in Rokungai where his past prevents him from moving forward. Will he learn to let go?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 74,941 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Harry P., Yoruichi S.
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Winter Release by StarsOfYaoi reviews
-Editing- *ItaNaru* Kyuubi's secret is out, Akatsuki is attacking, and he is fighting to be strong enough to take Sasuke back... only to fall for his best friend's worst enemy. Naruto may have to deal with more than requested...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 210,309 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5914 - Favs: 9,694 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grim Olympian Tales: Steal Me A Little Something by Felicity Dream reviews
Hermes is the Thief of Thieves. And he wants to steal Percy Jackson's heart. That is, if Percy would stop distracting him by asking him to prove he really can steal anything. Part of the Grim Tales one-shots, male Olympian style. Hercy -like chocolate!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 108 - Published: 4/1/2010 - [Hermes, Percy J.] - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. 3/3/15 Writing in progress...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5911 - Favs: 9,221 - Follows: 3,494 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Best Way to Go by lord of the land of fire reviews
At the very end Naruto is able to give Sasuke one final gift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Together We'll Face the Turning Tide by Stoneage Woman reviews
Twoshot, Bruce/Gordon friendship. When the Batman is injured, Gordon is forced to make an awful choice to save his life, one that will change their friendship forever. Part 6 of my 'Rooftop' series; the series is now complete.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,755 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5583 - Favs: 4,225 - Follows: 2,954 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2740 - Favs: 7,115 - Follows: 2,938 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,780 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Doctor What? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
After watching Doctor Who, Harry decides that a time machine is the best way to defeat Voldemort. AU, sixth year. Complete. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Tha Maelstrom and tha Guardian by Froggy-slice reviews
Ichigo and Naruto have died at the age of six. In the afterlife amidst the sands of Huecho Mundo they meet up and form a goal. To create a true Heaven. What heppens when word of untainted hollows begins to spread? Ichi-Harem Naru-Harem. Crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,790 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
It's All Rukia's Fault by BonneNuit reviews
Rukia forces Ichigo to wear a dress to a Mistletoe Ball. Ichigo is accosted several times by men trying to get him under the mistletoe, but only Yumichika is able to. YumIchi yaoi oneshot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Ichigo K., Yumichika A. - Complete
Christmas In Quarantine by TheMillionthMind reviews
Nick hates being stuck on a stupid ship, but Ellis has some solutions.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,520 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10412 - Favs: 12,942 - Follows: 5,289 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
More Than Thirteen Ways of Looking at an Espada by sagebrush-soap-opera reviews
17: What all goes on during a day in the life of Aaroniero, medical apprentice? When the patients include Grimmjow and Ulquiorra, it can't be pleasant. Is there any hope? Will Aaroniero win any wagers? And was that encyclopedia really a good gift idea?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,800 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G.
Quiet by the.underdweller reviews
Nick and Ellis on different ways of coping with the crumbling of society.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Deliverance by AlienZombies reviews
Escape is only the first step. Physical recovery is a simple matter - it is healing the heart that takes time. NICKxELLIS
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Resolution by AlienZombies reviews
Some things just add up. It's the little things that make sense once they're all put together. It's only a matter of assembling the pieces. NICKxELLIS
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Tender Loving Care by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. One-shot. For a man who claimed to hate hospitals so much, Kakashi sure did spend a lot of time in them. And Sakura was finally beginning to understand just why...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Set Myself on Fire by deews reviews
Puck and Rachel, from the beginning. It wasn't always slushies and nasty comments in the hallway. // Ten: Someone breaks up, someone makes up, and old habits die hard. Finished!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,887 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
When You're In Prison by Sushi Chi reviews
Shassie!AU Shawn Spencer was the last thing Carlton Lassiter ever expected to find in prison.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2883 - Favs: 4,314 - Follows: 3,894 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Voyeurism At It's Worst by CayshaGriffin reviews
I didn't mean to see Batman and the Joker kissing, it just happened! Batman/Joker slash, slight OC voyeurism. Enjoy!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,348 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008
In the Middle by une fille reviews
Kurt hates it when Mommy and Daddy fight. Implied Puck/Rachel An Easy Girl ficlet
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Kurt H. - Complete
The Autumn Sky by Psycho G reviews
This one shot is based on Naruto chapter 469. Basically, a different take on Naruto's reaction to Sakura's confession to him. SakuxNaruxHina love triangle.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 493 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10704 - Favs: 6,187 - Follows: 2,325 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 234 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Taken by Adribug354 reviews
Jace and Clary attend a ball in Idris five years post-CoG. Clary is attracting much attention, especially from the prominent males in the room, thanks to her gift with runes. Jace does not react well.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Singing Through The Silence by ChanceXIII reviews
Sometimes genius is as much a curse as a blessing. Kidnapped, tortured, and held hostage, Raito might have been alright. If it hadn't been for the never ending silence. YAOI L x Raito
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,887 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Light Y., L
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 5,608 - Follows: 4,961 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 135 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
A Passion of Controversy by Tranquilized-Night reviews
UraIchi -Yaoi- Kisuke knew there were a few things you just didn’t do. One of them was falling for your friend’s son. But Ichigo doesn’t care what people believe is best for him. Nothing else mattered when his mind was made up.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,863 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Death and the Strawberry by BonneNuit reviews
StarkxIchigo yaoi. AU where Ichigo is an arrancar. Aizen suppressed Ichigo's reiatsu a long time ago for reasons unknown. When he gets assigned as Stark’s Fraccion, new information comes to the surface, as well as new feelings. No underage readers.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,050 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Ichigo K., C. Stark - Complete
Corner of First and Amistad by eftee reviews
Even death could not keep them apart. SasuNaru. AU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Saviors and Hellion Smiles by Harlequin Sequins reviews
The Joker has been mortally wounded. Will no one step up at Gotham's own hospital to care for the vastly despised villain on the verge of his deathbed? Only one is foolish enough to do it. Set during the Dark Knight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,448 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Joker, J. Gordon - Complete
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 4973 - Favs: 4,558 - Follows: 4,120 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Fight against Fate by Amberile reviews
In a freak accident, during the ultimate battle, 21 year old Harry is send back through time and space to that fateful day on Halloween. This is the story about Harry’s desperate fight against Fate to save his friends and this new world he is now in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,688 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 2,352 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
Educational Pursuits by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Emily is doing homework and Cal is...really not that much help.
Lie to Me - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Cal L., Emily L. - Complete
The Avenger by FirePhoenix8 reviews
Yagami Raito's sheltered life gets torn away from him at the age of thirteen. He'll do anything to achieve his revenge, but will he become the equal partner or the enemy of the man he vouched to take revenge on? Light/L. Near,Mello,Matt,BB.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,473 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Light Y., L
Inter Vivos by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Life alters drastically for Harry, Draco, and Snape after the Parseltongue incident in second year. Sometimes, all it takes is one impulsive throwing of a stone to send ripples of change through several lives. HP-SS mentorfic, HPDM slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 263,213 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 2,608 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 3,970 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sunset by Araceil reviews
You could bend him, you could squeeze him, you could beat him, and in the end, someone would break. But no one ever said that it would be him. It was his ultimate prank. No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Naruto U.
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 5944 - Favs: 3,647 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hostage by NeddaofNaught reviews
My name is Theo. In Gotham City, I'm a no-name undergraduate just looking to finish up her degree at Gotham University and get away from my less than spotless past. Too bad that past will come back to bite me when I'm taken hostage by the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Joker
Acceptable Understanding by AirElemental101 reviews
Whether by some quirk of fate or simply by coincidence he had looked over to his side, taking in the haggard and haunted look of the man next to him... That look always had a story... perhaps this man's story could distract him from his own. HP/10th slash
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 110 - Published: 4/13/2009 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3451 - Favs: 5,619 - Follows: 5,254 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Why He Stays by NavyBlueWings reviews
Money,power,looks,smarts,sex. He doesn't give a damn about any of them. So then what is it about Sasuke that he does like? And Why does he stay? Short but sweet one-shot, no lemon read inside note please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 104 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Included by Ras1 reviews
Carlisle worries that Jasper isn’t bonding with the family. When Alice goes shopping with the girls, Jasper suffers. Alice/Jasper ship with Jasper and Carlisle friendship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
Descended of Zaraki by Weasleysrule reviews
A three year old Naruto was hated by Konoha. But a certain man would like to train him. That man is none other than his grandfather and the father of Uzumaki Kushina. This man is none other than Zaraki Kenpachi, a Taicho of Seireitei. Naruto/Harem no yaoi
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,326 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Naruto U., K. Zaraki
Death and His Shadow by sugarswirls reviews
Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 234,128 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Light Y., L
These Boots by Arid Tundra reviews
Oneshot, Yaoi SasuNaru. Naruto has a secret: he's a dancer in a gay bar. And it's just his luck that the damn Uchiha finds out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ichigo and the Beanstalk by Nate Grey reviews
Ichigo accidentally kills Zaraki. He thought people would mind, but instead they want him as 11th Division Captain. Saying no would be smart, but this is Ichigo. IchiOri, RukiNemu, RanHana, UnoKoma, HitsuKiyo, RenjiUruru. Cracktastic!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 114,161 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Focal Points by Spiras Stargate reviews
SLASH Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark. Real summary inside.
Crossover - Ironman & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,804 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
Drawing of the Masks by Madman007 reviews
Bruce Wayne decides to take a tour of Arkham Asylum and meet the Joker as Bruce Wayne. First chapter in a trilogy!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Apologize by Ras1 reviews
Set after the events of New Moon at the very beginning of Eclipse, a guilt-ridden Jasper feels the need to apologize to Bella. This is a Jasper and Bella friendship story with a strong emphasis on Alice/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,424 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Fly Me to the Moon by DigiFruit reviews
Ino gets into a fight with her parents and runs away from home. She decides to crash at Naruto’s place for the time being, since he’s the only one with a place of his own. Sakura, however, does not approve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,974 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 192 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Times New Roman by Verbal Kint10 reviews
Five times Wilson gave House a present and one time House returned the favor.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
My Type of Woman by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU - Fact: If a girl slaps you for no reason, it means she likes you. But this one punched him in the face, kneed him in the South Pole and left him in a humiliating heap on the ground ... nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 202 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Back to Life by Hunter Kitty reviews
“I did die!” Bill proclaimed, confusing the heck out of everyone in the room. “But it turns out, when you die here, you reappear in a nearby closet or safe house!”
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Stolen Away by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight Reversed AU. L may be the world’s greatest thief, but Detective Light Yagami is on to him. Pity L is so good at stealing things – including Light himself. COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,833 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Little Albert by MuffinMartians reviews
Jonathan Crane doesn't like to dwell on the past. He has his reasons for being who he is and the Joker is going to be the one to remind him of the little boy who shaped him. One shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Green Christmas by Vhii1217 reviews
What do the regulars have as a present this year? Nothing much; just a green birthday for Ryoma and a green Christmas for all. MomoRyo, TezuFuji, GP, InuKai but only if you squiiinted.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/23/2008 - E. Ryoma - Complete
Jam Session by LizzehBoo reviews
House discovers Chase’s prowess for music. Of course, this is the perfect opportunity to show off. Chase and House friendship.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
A Series of Firsts by leafygirl reviews
A series of moments that happen between Sakura and Kakashi on a rotation at an ANBU camp as they discover their dynamic has changed over the years. One Shot. Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Awareness by Scripta Lexicona reviews
Light has some lessons to teach L. Whether he wants to learn or not. All lessons now completed.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,693 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/23/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
So what is it really? by Pixelated Bloodbath reviews
My first attempt at a fanfic, so be nice. Ulquiorra and Orihime discuss what a Hollow hole really is. UlquiHime, naturally.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Littlest Sannin by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Raised by the legendary Sannin, what will Naruto be like? Tsunade a mother figure, Orochimaru adn Jiraiya father material? Anko and Shizune as sister and aunt? Pairings uncertain till later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,179 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fall For You by Hari-Aisu reviews
Sometimes, all it takes is one night to make a difference in someone's life. For L and Raito, it took four weeks. But what do you expect from two star students who hate each other with a passion? It's not like they were in love, or anything like that...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,248 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Can I Keep Her? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 211 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 3,884 - Follows: 955 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Strings by Silential reviews
What if the Joker was telling the truth about his wife and his scars? Returning to Gotham, Anna pledges to help the police find him. Yet when she is used as bait and comes face to face with him again, she sees that some scars never heal. Post-TDK Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,897 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Joker - Complete
Batman Begins: Abridged by The lovable writer reviews
A shortened version of the hit movie for those who can't be bothered to watch.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Footnotes by AlienZombies reviews
Arthur never had been able to get the hang of Thursdays. Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
His Bet by BluAlbino reviews
Elliot has a bet with The Todd, to see if he can go an entire day without any sex jokes. Crackish Oneshot
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Fallen Knight by Maverick Butterfly reviews
After his return from Afghanistan Tony Stark heads to Gotham to enlist the help of his old "friend" Bruce Wayne in saving his company after stock prices drop. Iron Man crossover with Batman set between Batman Begins and The Dark Knight.
Crossover - Ironman & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 5,205 - Follows: 1,046 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Die Another Day by bookgodess15 reviews
House is having some serious bad luck. Errant baseballs, falling telephone poles, collapsing balconies, leaking gas lines... And if that wasn't enough, who the hell picked Chase to be the knight in shining armor? 30 Days and Nights of House/Chase
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,356 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Untouchable by bookgodess15 reviews
Chase has a secret. Fortunately, he's a very good liar. HouseChase
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,465 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
The Joker Also Sleeps by Miffles reviews
A tale of the Joker and Dr. Crane. Obviously, Nolanverse. Post-TDK. M for violence explicit and non , suggested adult themes, and occasional coarse language.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,800 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex by opalish reviews
Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 4,739 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
The Dark Knight by calatrava reviews
Those Council fools want me gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: there's no going back. You've changed things ... forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,498 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 203 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 478 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Familiar Taste by dead2self reviews
In the midst of a fund-raising operation, the Joker is confronted with a startling revelation at the hands of Bruce Wayne. Gen
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Chaos and Fear by aikaterine26 reviews
Post-DK. Since arriving at Arkham Asylum the Joker has few opportunities to interact with other inmates, with good reason. Jonathan Crane isn't scared. Why should he be? Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Play Along by nine miles to go reviews
In a moment of vulnerability, Bruce Wayne unknowingly exposes himself. But Gordon knows that there are some things better left unsaid.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Beyond the Looking Glass by Hopping Cricket reviews
One-shot: Jasper's insecurities blossom at the sight of his scars in the mirror. A little fic about love and of course, how it can conquer even the most gruesome of emotional and physical scars. Rated for sensuality. Pre-New Moon. AlicexJasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood reviews
Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I'm A Gay by Mizurio reviews
L plays a dirty trick on Light. "Tell me Light-Kun, what does your name sound like backwards?" Crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Blossoming White by ChanceXIII reviews
AU Raito x Near Shocking, I know. Near was always the youngest, and therefor, the least important. He had four genius older brothers after all, what was so special about him? But for the first time in his life, Near had something that was just his...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Near, Light Y. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 2,858 - Follows: 661 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 161 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
And This And This And This, And It Means Nothing! by Sphynxia reviews
This story is being re-written. Fyi.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,611 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - J. Crane
Setting Up Together by SonRobyn reviews
A short funny story about Snake, Otacon and Raiden. Snake and Otacon are looking for a new tenant to live with them, with snake irritating Otacon the whole way through it! I might make this into a series, depends if you all like it. Please review! :
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jealousy, Alcohol and Caspian's Secret Crush by FrankieSunflower reviews
Caspian must keep composure. He must focus on his duties as king. He must ignore all dishonorable temptations. And he must definitely NOT be letting an intoxicated Peter Pevensie into his bedroom.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
I Kissed a Guy by Synonymous Brian reviews
In which Raito confesses his doings with L to the Task Force through a modified pop song. Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. CRACK. MAJOR OOCNESS. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Prince by Neverending Odyssey reviews
He is not a saint. He is not God. Even his sense of justice is skewed. After all, how can Kira rationalize his use of the Death Note when he himself is nothing but a common criminal? A member of the yakuza? LxRaito, AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 123,568 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Light Y., L
Seven Years, 10 Months, 16 Days by vesperh reviews
Ichigo has proposed to Rukia 37 times. 38th time's the charm? Ichigo/Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 191 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
All This for a Tshirt? by crematosis reviews
L notices Light wearing one of his shirts and demands it back. However, it seems that L has an ulterior motive for wanting to see Light without his shirt. AU L/Light
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/28/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Shrouded Orange by Vesvius reviews
Naruto and Sasuke died in the Valley of the End. Almost as soon as death takes them, they're attacked by a giant monster with a hole in it. And who the hell's that kid with the white hair? NarutoBleach Xover. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,851 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U.
Get Some Sleep by Balloon Animal reviews
The night before Naruto's team returns to Konoha, Gaara has one last request.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8376 - Favs: 7,512 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Technicalities by KousukeAsazuki reviews
Kurosaki Ichigo in a black kimono with a sleeveless, white haori overtop was both a disturbing and very, very funny sight. Especially when Hisagi refused to bow to him or address him as 'Kurosaki-taichou'. IchigoHisagi
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Ichigo K., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Thinking Outside the Panel by PineappleGrenade reviews
Batman and Joker discuss life as comic book characters.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Qye by Shades reviews
PreOotp, Slash. Fifth Year has arrived for Harry Potter and he's ready for the usual things like Ron and Hermione's fights and Voldemort at the end. He's not ready for the DADA teacher and the changes she'll bring.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,862 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Entertainment by Enslavement-Thesis reviews
Urahara Kisuke had always been about having fun. Oneshot, PWP, Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
I Was Crippled Once by Shinga reviews
House comes in later to work than usual and runs into the new janitor. House/Scrubs crossover
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
3 Times Maxxie Thought He Knew and 1 Time He Did by caromac reviews
Maxxie formed his suspicions back in Season 1, with the rest of us. Chris / Jal. One-shot. Spoilers for S2, "Chris."
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Searching by LavenderSkies reviews
Since Hime healed him, Grimm's been having visions from his life. Since he's been guarding Hime, Ulqui's been getting a sense of familiarity from her he can't understand. What's the connection btwn these 3? How will their paths change when they find out?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,659 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
His Silent Treatment by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
Dr. Cox thinks that a silent treatment from JD is like an all expense paid vacation. ...Or does he?
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 3,821 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
The misadventures of Voldemort and his DeathEaters by kateandsomebooks reviews
Voldemort tries to be evil, but his Death Eaters just keep on embarrassing him. Includes Barty and his obession with practical jokes, Rabastan and his fear of the trivial, Snape and his constant exhasperation of all of them, and many more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 70,657 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Voldemort
The Scream by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU. Kira had stolen everything from him; his life, his identity, his art… Hate consumed him, motivated him, drove him…and fear was his prison. But Raito is breaking free, and his rescuer is far from a knight in shining armor…Slight Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,266 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Birthday Presents by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke can't decide what to get Naruto for his birthday. SasuNaru, NaruSasu, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Educational Experience by Nilahxapiel reviews
Crack. Raito and Misa get it on. Ryuuzaki, who is chained to Raito at the time, has something to say about it. Quite a few things, actually.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/23/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Angel Food Cake by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU. Fallen angel Raito is just trying to get something to eat thanks to his newly found human food cravings. Unfortunately, he can’t remember what he likes. L tries to help out, but ends up doing more. LxRaito. Lemon. One-Shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Grateful by Murasaki Kaida reviews
Set after the Hueco Mundo arc. Ulquiorra is entering into more than just a shaky alliance with Soul Society. Some very mild romance but mainly angst.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 2,364 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Traditional Fairy Tale by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Locked in his ivory tower, Prince Sasuke schemes the murder of his brother, King Itachi the Crazy and Greatly Feared. And then, the knight in shining armour he never wanted turns up...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Family Ties by Trelawney's Love Toy reviews
Through an freak act of magic nineteen year old James and Lily end of sharing a cell after being captured by Death Eaters with none other than their Seventeen year old son Harry. He is certainly not what they would have expected a child of theirs to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,276 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 781 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Hestia J.
Pass the Kiss On by FailingDemi reviews
Haruhi was kissed by a host and told to give that kiss to another. She kissed another, and the cycle begins again. Unebeknowst, she was playing a game of pass the kiss on. HostsxHaruhi. A Valentine's Story.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Puzzle pieces by Aleia15 reviews
If anyone asked Kuchiki Rukia how they came to be the way they were, she would admit the fault was completely hers. She had been unable to choose. RenjiIchigoRukia
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Uneasy Alliances by Gryvon reviews
Grimmjow/Ichigo. In an alternate twist of events, Grimmjow finds himself exiled from Heuco Mundo.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Falling by asteroidbuckle reviews
An extension of the motel scene in the movie after Jack & Ennis' reunion. Slightly fluffy.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Gaara's Finally Legal by THE KYO reviews
So Gaara is turning 18...Wonder what he got for his birthday...YAOI! threesome
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Moving In by Ryo-girl reviews
House and Chase get together. How long does it take for everyone else to notice? Slash
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/28/2006 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
MVA by gypsy71 reviews
House under pressure may not be the jerk everyone thinks. H/W established.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Ménage à Trois by eftee reviews
Sasuke’s ‘courting’ Naruto and Naruto’s ‘courting’ Sakura. Sakura thinks she likes girls. Kakashi suggests they just have a threesome and… wait, that’s not a bad idea. SasuSakuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/19/2008
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
With Closed Eyes And An Open Mind by finkpishnets reviews
Oneshot. Sequel to 'Dreamer Required'. It was because she'd had her braces off, or at least, that's what Chris kept telling himself. Her teeth were all straight and shiny and she spoke differently and he only wanted to see what it felt like. Chris/Jal.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Wavelengths by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially retarded. Or how Naruto got a clue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,009 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5249 - Favs: 4,629 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 5,295 - Follows: 3,373 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Cough Medicine by Welcome to Rapture reviews
Light and L are sick. They take cough medicine. What happens When they accidently turn the TV to the Teletubbies? Sorry, NO yaoi in this one! Majorly OOC Light and L!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Mistletoe Vendetta by Serria reviews
Secret Santa among nemeses is worth a shot of eggnog. L plots in the name of commercialized Western holidays, Light schemes in the name of Justice. LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Primary Care by fluffy2001 reviews
Prompt 94 for chasefest on livejournal. Takes place after Merry Little Christmas. House is ordered into physican supervised treatment after the OD. He demands a new doctor, and picks Chase.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,662 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 11/26/2007 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Spira Mirabilis by Nilah Dante reviews
Sayu, worried about her brother, decides to sneak into his room to steal his diary, triggering the explosion that causes her death and Light’s serious injury. With a scar and no memories of the Death Note, how will Yagami Light’s life unfold? LxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,874 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Light Y., L
Memento Mori by Nilahxapiel reviews
Raito is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he’s Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. LxRaito Completed, and now being revised.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,791 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 280 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
adults only by incandescens reviews
Renji and Rukia are doing wonders for Ichigo's education. Particularly in the alcohol and sex areas.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
I've Got You by Jetslinger reviews
After five years of absence, Naruto returns to Konoha to complete a mission of the upmost importance. Along the way, he reflects upon the events that brought them together. NaruKin, rated T for violence and mild fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 129 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Kin T., Naruto U. - Complete
Reflection by ChasingAmy reviews
When Dr. Chase met a patient living the troubled life he had known, he was determined to help....Until he became a patient himself.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,710 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - R. Chase - Complete
The World As We Knew It by Lady Alinor reviews
Destroy the Horcruxes—that’s Harry’s goal, until an Aperio throws him and two other unknown people into a world where the prophecy never existed, his parents and Sirius are alive, and Ginny went to Azkaban for opening the Chamber. Canon pairings, preDH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 178,386 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 108 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Suds by Volpone reviews
Bathtime crack! DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Who Am I? by Plunk626 reviews
A sorceress comes in to town hoping to swap bodies with Buffy but the spell goes awry and Spike and Buffy end up switching bodies.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,245 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Surprise by kamitori reviews
Ulquiorra and misfortune seems to be a match whenever it involves Orihime and Szayel. Then again, it was his, as the trash called it, his birthday. Maybe he shouldn't have gone back to Las Noches after all. Ulquiorra, Orihime, Szayel, Food, Traps, Chaos.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Bleached by Bjorn reviews
Kurosaki Ichigo received more than a sword when he learned the name of his zanpakuto. Namely, a flood of disjointed memories, all centered around one name: Shiba Kaien. A story of reincarnation, and its repercussions.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,956 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Ichigo K., Kaien S.
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 121 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Epiphanies of a gay nature by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Ryoma realises he's gay, and that everyone else on the team is too. Except Takasan. Momoryo
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2007 - E. Ryoma, Momoshiro T. - Complete
A Modest Proposal by Serria reviews
Light, pathetically poor college student that he is, is in dire need of cash. The renowned detective and more importantly, multi billionaire L can help this wretched situation: and subsequently, the business negotiations begin. Yaoi, slightly crackish.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
What Happened Last Night by ForeverSam reviews
A little alcohol can go a long way. Rukia and Ichigo discover this the hard way when they wake up in bed together, with no clue how they got there [IchigoRukia, Rating for Sexual Content and Language, DISCLAIMER: I Do Not Own Bleach][COMPLETE!]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,085 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 283 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Assisted Living by quack675 reviews
Foreman's parents have moved to NJ and his father wants him to come over for Sunday lunch and bring along his good friend Dr. Chase. Foreman is hesitant because he's embarrassed by his mother's disease. ChaseForeman friendship piece.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2007 - R. Chase, E. Foreman - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2825 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Men's Room by lilgirl reviews
Haruhi has been in the host club for two days. On her second day she is forced to face a problem she's going to have to deal with until graduation...which bathroom should she use? Men's, or women's?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
Waiting For You Beyond the Light by LAXgirl reviews
Naruto, stay with me,' Tsunade cried, the tears in her eyes almost audible. But he was so tired and the darkness was sweeping in... 'You must go back,' he whispered, his face haloed in light. 'There's still so much for you to do there.' YONDADDY fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,419 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Boys will be Boys by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto makes a shock discovery about Sasuke. SasuNaru, slash, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sharing is Caring by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSakuHinaKaka? joke ficlet. 'This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk in harem' Sasuke doesn't mind sharing Naruto and Sakura, but they never said anything about Hinata. Humor, mentions of yaoi, yuri and het, oneshot, COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Three's a Crowd by shadowfood reviews
Misery loves company, right? HouseCuddy, HouseWilson friendship.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 86,211 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 2/15/2006 - L. Cuddy, G. House
My New Situation by this fish flies reviews
Scrubs Crossover Dr. John 'JD' Dorian participates in a 'doctor exchange' and goes to Princeton Plainsboro to work in the Diagnostics Department.
Crossover - Scrubs & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006
Guide To The Wild Side by darkalbino reviews
When good boy Sasuke gets into a heated arguement with his father, he decides to do something drastic to get back at him. In comes Naruto and the gang, the bad boys of the school, who Sasuke starts hanging out with. SasuNaru, full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,861 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 282 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Falling Into Darkness by SilverKytten reviews
Ichigo heard the other man approach but didn't look up. Sympathy could only take you so far, and he was fairly certain he'd reached the end of the line. IchigoXUrahara Yaoi Mature Themes
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Normality by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*currently on HIATUS* *SasuNaru, others* After The Rescue 5 take Sasuke back to Konoha, Naruto realizes he can't face the Uchiha anymore, and decides to do the unthinkable... leave Team7. *Chp 6 up!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,323 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Golden Son, Light by Serria reviews
Light was the perfect son in every way. But when his mother, Sachiko, realizes that he might be suffering from depression, she isn't sure what to do. She observes him during his high school years. Depression and depression related symptoms are discussed.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
The Selfish Spider by otter cook reviews
Johnny Storm was a jackass and could go join Fate in the club. [JohnnyxPeter, Slash, AU, Xover with Fantastic 4]
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,355 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
It’s All Relative on the Hellmouth by dellacouer reviews
Harry Potter finds a new relative in Sunnydale. PostVoldemort, Harry needs a distraction. Hope Uncle Rupert can help a powerful Harry before the power takes control. Complete.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,690 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 440 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Child of the Earth by Rainfelt aka Phoe-chan reviews
Traveling all 12 years of his life, Naruto has grown up close to nature and far from society. But when his sensei informs him that they're returning to his birth town, Konohagakure, he finds out that adjusting to the changes isn’t going to be easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,176 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Naruto U.
Fuji's Influence on Ryoma by awintea reviews
thrillpair // Ryoma decides that he has had enough of Eiji's hugs // oneshot.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Fuji S., E. Ryoma - Complete
What A Wonderful World by Oldach's Dream reviews
A oneshot CameronChase. Because I’ve been waiting three seasons for the writers to explain away Chase’s bad fashion.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2007 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
Just Another Breakfast by fruit17 reviews
It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 104 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What's Sex? by elloshort reviews
Little naive Naruto. Wondering what sex is hmm? Well Kakashi advises that Naruto should go to Sasuke to explain. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Skydiving for Cripples by 1985laurie reviews
Ch24 up now! Its almost all over... No slash...but strong HouseWilson friendship in there as usual. Plus, some Huddy action too...yep, you heard me! R&R! House!hurt...
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,899 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy
The Quiet Night by jiyensa reviews
Bruce Wayne has an unexpected visitor on his night off. BatmanJoker slashiness
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Chemical Reactions by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Chemistry gives Draco some ideas... HPDM, DMHP, slash, nonmagic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The wonder that is maths class! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto has a problem involving Sasuke, and chooses to blame it on maths. And doodles. And Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just the Tip of the Iceberg by Livia2001 reviews
What if what House told Eve in 'One Day, One Room' was just the tip of the iceberg and Wilson triggers a flashback?WARNING: References to child abuse but no graphic details.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson
Many Words Begin With T by bookgodess15 reviews
After a pile of boxes falls on top of them, Wilson has to keep House awake because he has a concussion... so they play a game. House tries to make it a little more interesting.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Paper Crane Tales by TeaForRevenge reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru play a game. But how is Haruhi supposed to join when even the twins themselves don't know the rules?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,050 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H.
Integrity and Cake by Serria reviews
Eleven year old Light Yagami runs into a peculiar stranger on a rainy day. With this person he has the most honest conversation about justice and Kira that he'll ever have, years before he ever found the Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
10 Commandments by bookgodess15 reviews
The ten commandments... House style. Need I say more?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
Chasing Gold by nyet khan reviews
AU, what if Nanjiroh had died before Ryoma made it to Seigaku?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/29/2007 - E. Ryoma - Complete
He Will Walk With The Immortal by Oldach's Dream reviews
If House really were dying, I think this might be how the world would remember him. Set sometime after Halfwit, but not directly connected to that episode. Slight Huddy. Strong HouseWilson friendship. OneShot.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Art of Refusal by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Ryoma’s eyes narrowed. “Stop being nice,” he instructed, voice flat.[Vaguely RyoSaku][Oneshot]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/20/2007 - R. Sakuno, E. Ryoma - Complete
Threads of Life by Chip of Silver reviews
Raito finds out that there is something after death. Even for him. He ends up in Seireitei with no memories other then the name Kira. How will he cope? How will L, Already a Shinigami, take this? And what? Ryuk in Seireitei! Bleach x Death Note.
Crossover - Bleach & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Light Y.
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Brief History of the Bounto by Gliblord reviews
If you missed the filler, fear not: this handy document shall sate your inexplicable thirst to know all about the Bounto and their increasingly nonsensical storyline!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
One Day In Purgatory by Viv1 reviews
There was something strange about this conversation Peter was having. PG13 Peter, Sylar. Not slash. Metafic.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 355 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Scrabble and Daiquiris by asteriskjam reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
REMOTE by Link and Luigi reviews
Momo fell asleep in class one day. And when he woke up, he found that he was suddenly on a pirate ship, and thus the hunt for the rest across various other Universes begins. It doesn't look like there will be any tennis today either.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 200,188 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Professor Potter's Sorting Hat Song by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Every year a member of the Hogwarts staff has to write a Sorting Song for the Sorting Hat. Perhaps they shouldn’t have chosen Harry. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 126 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Cosmo Boy by Tashaelizabeth reviews
Response to Lex's challenge. House stumbling upon Chase filling out one of those dopey magazine quizzes. Slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/20/2007 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by Kraken's Ghost reviews
The future can't be allowed to exist. Only one man has the gall to even try to avert the timeline. Uzumaki Naruto meet...Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 690 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Not Love by Aleia15 reviews
At the beginning it wasn't love. They knew what love was about and it wasn't that. RenjixIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Grab A French Model, Of Course by Novocain reviews
Harry tells a few postwar truths. [I've spilled so much blood that I'm surprised I don't still smell like it, and sometimes I see splashes of crimson on my clothes, and it's. Not. Fair. I'm eighteen going on Vietnam veteran...]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For the Man Who Has Everything by peroxidepest17 reviews
Rukia wonders what to get for the guy who’s got it all.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Rukia K., Byakuya K. - Complete
A Burning Hallmark by RainyDayz reviews
It's Chase's first Father's Day after his dad has died and House is intent on cheering him up by making him miserable.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 158 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 207 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Game by Arwen Jade Kenobi reviews
What is the Game? Are you sure you want to know?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
In the Dark by RadiantBeam reviews
Ichigo is not stupid. Perhaps that is how he knows that Rukia has loved before, without fully understanding why he knows... or why he cares. [Ichigo x Rukia][Oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Attack of the Fifty Foot Mary Sues by BethTX reviews
Coming to a fanfic near you: They're impossibly beautiful. They're impossibly brilliant. They save patients. They teach House that life is worth living. They are THE MARY SUES! You can run, but you can't hide.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Shower Talk by molliepup1 reviews
Snippets of conversation between Light and Ryuzaaki in the shower. Fluff, slight LightL, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Shivers and shakes by Awesome Dorkess reviews
JD and Elliot are stuck in an elevator after a natrual disaster. Oh, and JD has a pesky little problem with a peice of metal, making him litreally trapped...MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA Yes. I beat him up somewhat. JDA xD
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,366 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7084 - Favs: 6,890 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Seduce My Wife! by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 159 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beautiful Day by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Naruto focuses on his last day as Hokage and the people who mean so much to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 120 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stuck in the Elevator by FalconHorror reviews
What if Crane & Rachel had gotten stuck in the elevator on their way to the basement at Arkham? Not what you think NO sloppy romance. Strange humour.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,971 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/27/2006 - J. Crane, Rachel D. - Complete
In Which Raito Fails and Ruins His Life by Hybrid-Demon reviews
One horrible day, Raito finds himself in dire need to get rid of a ditzy blonde. The whole plan backfires and he finds himself in a worse situation than before. Crack. Oneshot. Result of boredom.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Anti Ramen by SilverShine reviews
[KakaYama] Yamato doesn't like Ramen. [Flufftasticish oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Your Mom by artemisgirl reviews
In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Near, Mello - Complete
Handcuffs by Scottie-195 reviews
Yagami Soichiro always had doubts about the whole handcuff thing. And then,he overhears a rather disturbing conversation between Raito and Ryuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
If At First You Don’t Succeed… by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 371 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 167 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 301 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Bubbletoes by justplainrii reviews
An afternoon with Light and L, involving undressing of the mind, discussion of pornography, and a very flustered Yagami. Done to see if I was capable of crack!slash. Rated T for L's frankness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
The House Rangers by Jeran reviews
An episode of Power Rangers inspires House to be the Red Ranger, dragging his team along with him, fighting the evil Cuddy and her minions, and, of course, making fun of Chase.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,124 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - G. House - Complete
Part of Life's Fascination by Mara Greengrass reviews
Bruce Wayne encounters Captain Jack Harkness at a fundraiser.Crossover with Doctor Who
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Everybody Lies Except Chase by Pip3 reviews
Written for the Chase ficathon on livejournal. Inspired by prompt 38: Chase tells everyone at PPTH what he thinks of them. This is slash. House/Chase COMPLETE
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/8/2006 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 109 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Uncertainty by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*KakaNaru OneShot - Side GenmaRaidou* There are feelings that at times are better left unsaid, at least that's what Kakashi believes. Until a friend gives him another point of view on things. Things cannot stay in the dark forever...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,359 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Prove the Pervert Wrong by KyuubiMan reviews
Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,055 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U.
Exploding Stars by Sweetsong reviews
[Yaoi] Waking up naked next to your rival only to find out you're married to each other never bodes well with anyone. Much less Naruto and Sasuke. [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,850 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Morning Message by Cthulhu On Rye reviews
The ducklings come in one morning to spy something written on the whiteboard.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
We're Talking About What Now? by Chibigal4 reviews
Title more or less speaks for itself. It's a conversation between Ichigo and Rukia that confuses Renji, who walks in at the end of it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Healing Thy Wounds by Roxius reviews
Warning: Lemon, yaoi. Zaraki X Hanatarou crack pairing.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Hanatarō Y., K. Zaraki - Complete
Stuck in the Middle with You by Quallianmaghouin reviews
Chase is stuck in an elevator with House, and that's not his biggest problem
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/14/2006 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Unseen by shadowmaster62 reviews
Annoyed enough at being dead, Naruto is forced to pay off a debt to the Shinigami. Working as the god of deaths right hand, however, does have it's perks, including messing with mortals, cool powers, and an amazing dental plan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,465 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 4/13/2005
Never Meant to Be by Suffering Angel reviews
Ichigo's other self contemplates about the only two emotions he's left with. One of them is jealousy. The other? Something which shall forever more remain unrequited as he thinks about the King of his World. Episode 59 spoilers
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Family Housing by Namaste reviews
A look at House's childhood through a series of vignettes from his parents' perspectives.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2006 - G. House - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9753 - Favs: 12,838 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Ain't That a Kick In The Head? by Dru reviews
Chase owies fic! Chase gets a concussion, Chase gets dragged home with House, Chase angst and past issues abound. Shocklingly... no slash! Don't have a heart attack it has happened before! Cowritten with my friend Harem! Rated K
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,977 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/8/2006 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Twists of Fate by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
AU. Bitten by a Vampire the night Voldemort attacked, Harry Potter is believed dead. So what happens when Remus shows up at Hogwarts with a fifth year son bearing the lighting scar and the name of Lupin 14 years later?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,909 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 164 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Pillow Talk by chemqueen reviews
Ally Cameron and Greg House never expected to have this conversation in the middle of the night. 'I hit you because you won’t calm down enough to STOP MAKING FACES at my family pictures and START LISTENING to me . . . I'M PREGNANT'. [Oneshot] [Complete]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Painted Skies and Trampolines by multithreading reviews
50 sentences, 50 moments in Scott and Logan's relationship. Ranging from walks to birthdays to trampolines.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Hn by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Can Sasuke actually say anything else beside 'hn? One evening, the boy's lack of vocabulary begins to truly irritate his blonde friend... now a twoshot Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Illegal Necromantic Rituals by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Ron asks where Harry was last night. Harry doesn't want to answer. Ron accepts this. Harry freaks out a little. :D Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Tragic Hero by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Harry decides to take advantage of the fact that he is a tragic hero and does so in a manner suggested by Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 85 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Game by MadBangel reviews
Lisa Cuddy plays by the rules. Greg House breaks every rule in the book. Game on.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 4,170 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Invade Hogwarts by lunakatrina reviews
This is a complete and utter spoof and exists purely for amusement. Voldemort invades Hogwarts, and the teachers are taken hostage: confusion, crossdressing, and dancing ensues. one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 619 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Where's Pikachu, Ash? by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Has anyone ever told Sasuke that the Uchiha symbol looks remarkably like a pokeball? Well, Naruto decides to do so. SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3414 - Favs: 3,978 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Presents by Kilerkki reviews
Three Christmasses in Kakashi's life, he's received presents. Once, he gives one. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 2973 - Favs: 3,965 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Money Shot by afrai reviews
I am not making a porno video with Renji for you to sell off to the highest bidder!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2142 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Sanity by SilverWolf7007 reviews
I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Ulterior Motives by BlackEyedGirl reviews
Chase does something nice for House. House, naturally, has to find out why. Or that's what he says when Wilson asks him how it started. HouseChase festive fluff.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/31/2005 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 134 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 297 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Blokes Do by deews reviews
Harry, Cedric said, and kissed him. Happy Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 466 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Playing for Position by sherlock21b reviews
Just how did Chase manage to make it where no other fellow had gone before.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/15/2005 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Vegemite by Spot991 reviews
You’re obviously not doing your job,’ Wilson told him in mock consternation. ‘Minions should be properly miserable at all times.’‘Maybe if I confiscate his Vegemite...’
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2005 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 5,263 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Girls Have Needs Too by Asuka Kureru reviews
Don't you guys ever wish for someone to make out with? No courtship, no strings attached... NaruSasuSaku OT3.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Pirate's Life for Me by Addie Logan reviews
As the Slayer, Buffy Summers is certain she hates Spike. But when an enchanted book pulls her into a world where she's Lady Elizabeth Summers, trapped on the ship of famed pirate William the Bloody, things start to look a little different. Complete
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,619 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Question by F91 reviews
Yachiru has a question, but Zaraki doesn't have the answer...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2005 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3781 - Favs: 5,836 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Sleepy Mangos reviews
[AU] Falling in love is never easy. It’s even harder when you fall for you best friend’s older brother. [One Shot] [ItaNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 265,023 - Reviews: 3469 - Favs: 4,280 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
Research by Kilerkki reviews
If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ibiki M., Naruto U. - Complete
Serenade by kimi no vanilla reviews
There is an old saying in the Nara family: Don't walk with the shadows for too long, or you'll become one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Carpe Noctem by Sorrel reviews
In the summer that follows the defeat of the Mayor, Xander is attacked by a demon and almost loses his life. The cure gifts him with interesting new powers and leads him down a path towards a rocky romance with someone he never expected: Spike. SLASH
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,755 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Xander H., Spike
So Mote It Be by Ultrawoman reviews
COMPLETE! AU Season 4 - During her Will Be Done spell Willow doesn’t mention Buffy and Spike getting married, instead she complains about their childish behaviour...Oops! How exactly will the gang cope with the effects?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,812 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Jumping to Conclusions by Eaiva le Fay reviews
Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Defeater of Grindelwald, and overall genius, discovers Harry Potter fanfiction. And believes it. Chaos ensues. This is a parody fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Albus D.
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 178 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Little Pink Pills by MushroomAnn reviews
Two young boys, one last fight, two little pills called Ecstasy and one long detention. A.N: written after OotP and set during sixth year. Warning: drug use!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,504 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Disgraceful by Joosetta reviews
Set after the three year break. 1093 days with Jiraiya, and Naruto has changed but is it for the better? Perhaps he's simply disgraceful. . . NaruSasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,744 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
Antagonistic by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ichigo and Ishida have an interesting relationship.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2005
Chess by opalish reviews
Ron and McGonagall play a game of chess. Ron loses his temper, Gryffindor loses points, and McGonagall loses a few comforting illusions. But maybe something's gained in the end... Slight RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Ron W. - Complete
Yorkshire Puddings by Karina4 reviews
Harry-Draco AU. One-Shot. Non-magic. After an unexpected encounter in a supermarket, Harry’s Christmas takes an interesting turn of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Operation: Valentine by D. Draggy reviews
Valentine's Day. Love is in the air... and what kind of big brother would Joey be if he didn't keep an eye on his sweet, innocent sister? Of course, he'll need help. SetoJoey... eventually. Follow-up to "To Seto, From Joey".
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,096 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 2/13/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Curse of the Banshees by Sheyda reviews
(Title-changed) AU. GoF. Harry was sent to Azkaban for mass-murder. Now, after defeating Voldemort he returns to Hogwarts and all those who abandoned him. Sorrow can be your downfall or your greatest strength. And banshees are just the beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,602 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Harry P.
Konoha's sunshine by chibified kitsunes reviews
What if Naruto died fighting Sasuke? How would everyone react? A one shot of my take on the reactions of those closest to Naruto. Spoilers for ch 235 of the manga. warnings: character death, crying, author angst [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 118 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Naruto U., Naruto U. - Complete
About Last Night by Wicked Innuendo reviews
Medical Nin, SAKURA wakes to find herself in someone else's bed after a night of drinking at the local tavern. GENMAxSAKURA, het, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Complete
Celestial Requiem by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
Our Little Secret by Ultrawoman reviews
COMPLETE! AU Season 4. Spike is starting to notice the Slayer is acting strangely. Buffy herself hasn't been feeling so good of late. When they both find out the reason, can they keep it to themselves...? [Spuffy]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,010 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
My Duty by Zachiliam reviews
The Boy-Who-Lived is not a child anymore, and 'Lived' is an overstatement. Only when Harry's at the hands of Voldemort does Severus Snape realize that. Not Slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Honor and Love, Lust and Hate by Moonchild DJ reviews
Set during the Dungeon Dice Monsters episodes. Otogi/Duke Devlin is bound and determined to humilate Jou. So when he pushes too far, who can save Jou? None other than Seto Kaiba himself!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,747 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 11/6/2002
Shades of Gray by BuffySpike Shipper Society reviews
Alternate Season Six. Buffy returns from the Afterlife but finds that life in Sunnydale is no longer as black & white as she remembered it being. B/S & W/T. WIP. *UPDATED*
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,294 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 12/30/2001 - Spike, Buffy S.
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 125 - Published: 2/17/2004
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4298 - Favs: 4,602 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Opacre by Shades reviews
Darkness engulfs Harry at age five...but not evil. A person comes into his life, a friend, family...maybe more. Why did he forget? SLASH, Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,144 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 6/6/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Eat Me by strangertrack reviews
Eiji wants Oishi to eat him. Momoshiro doesn't want to be eaten. Neither does Ryoma. Weird summary for a weird ficlet.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Kikumaru E., Momoshiro T., Oishi S., E. Ryoma - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Sunfreak reviews
Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 108 - Published: 6/20/2003
Let the Darkness Take You by RadeliaPotter reviews
**COMPLETE!!!!** Harry goes back for his 6th yr. at Hogwarts to find that darkness is sweeping over them. He soon finds that the only people he can trust is none other than Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy. Better summary inside. Eventual slash! H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,295 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Being Dead Ain't Easy by D. Draggy reviews
Tragedy strikes. Joey Wheeler is gone forever. Or is he? Joey POV. Post Duelist Kingdom AU. Will eventually be sort of Seto/Joey. *Complete*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,106 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 4/2/2003 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Danger of Rumors by Passo reviews
{{COMPLETE}} Harry innocently triggers a barrage of absurd rumors in Hogwarts. When it reaches Draco, the Slytherin decides to spring a surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seven Guys, Two Girls, and One ! Elevator by Lady of the Wolves reviews
It's a normal day when Yugi and Co. go to KaibaCorp to see Seto for a mysterious reason...but the day turns interesting when everyone gets stuck in a hot, stuffy elevator! Do they EVER get out? COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,762 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Complete
Daddy... Padfoot?! by S. Thanatos reviews
It isn't enough that Harry's first word has to be Padfoot. He's got to start calling him THAT as well! ~James Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 150 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Dilemma reviews
Because the sorting of a mister Harry James Potter didn't go exactly as planned...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
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