Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Sons of Anarchy.
Hi to everyone who is taking the time to read this
Name: yeah right, wouldn't you like to know!
About Me:I am absolutely OBSESSED with Twilight( so much that I think I scare my friends!) and I am obsessed with vampire romances in general but no I am NOT I repeat NOT goth. I am Team Edward E AND B ALL THE WAY!! (I don't hate Jake or anything he's just not my favorite character.) I LOVED breaking Dawn, and I LOVED the movie If you don't or didn't that's your choice make and don't hate me for mine. I love to read mostly romances and vampire novels but if I find something that looks good I will probably try it. I discovered Twilight a couple years ago my mom had seen Stephanie Meyer on TV and was like"you have to try this book!" I told her maybe a few weeks later I tagged along to my little brother's open house and the book fair was there. My mom saw Twilight and was like "I am buying this for you!" so I tried it just to appease her and I was hooked!
Music: anything country but I listen to other stuff too (except for classical and death metal)
books: Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer, Vampire Kisses series by Ellen Schreiber, Love at Stake Series by Kerrelyn Sparks, Someone to Count On by Patricia Hermes, Harry Potter
TV: Grey's Anatomy, Desperate housewives,Pushing Daisies,Sons of Anarchy,Criminal Minds,South Park,
Movies: Twilight, Arthur (not the kids TV show the movie with Dudley Moore and Liza Minelli) Little Miss Sunshine, 9 to 5, Monty Python and the Holy Grail,Blue Collar Comedy Tour
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If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.
If you will throw Breaking Dawn into a wall if Bella ends up with Jacob or Bella and Jake sleep together, copy and past this to your profile.
If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen (his name doesn't have to be Edward Cullen) out there for you, put this on your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
A REAL BOYFRIEND
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call
FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life
BEST FRIENDS: Could blackmail you with it
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!
friends will ask why you're crying best friends will already have the shovel out ready to bury the loser that made you cry
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
A girl walks up to a boy and asks him...
The reason you never cross my mind is you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I'd die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I'd die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
What a guy means, when he says some stuff-
“Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal.”
"It would take too long to "
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Come to the dark side . . . WE HAVE COOKIES!
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
Perfection is a waste of time.
Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.
Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
-People will always talk about you. Might as well give them something to talk about- ;)
-Boys in books...are just better-
-I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!-
-It's the kind of relationship where we have a secret handshake, and she begs him to watch Disney movies with her, while he begs her to watch a scary movie instead. It's where they laugh and joke all the time, but they're serious when it's time to be serious. It's where neither of them have to say 'I love you' because they know with all their hearts they love each other. It's where they can mess around on her couch, and then she'll laugh at him when he tries not to look guilty in front of her dad. It's the kind of love everyone dreams about-
just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying & even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe -- she's really good at lying -