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Hello world, and all who inhabit it! My name is IfIDeGreenifyYou, but one day, I plan on changing it to Bob (keep in mind that I am, indeed, female) :D So yeah, I'm a theatre geek, and I love to sing, act, and dance. My favorite musicals are Wicked, Rent, Legally Blonde, Young Frankentein, Thoroughly Modern Millie, and Hairspray!
Umm...Yeah. Idina Menzel should be president, or God.
When I write, I like to work in my room, with complete silence. I don't usually have my big light on, just a tiny one. I usually have an online dictionary opened, and no other windows on my computer. Overall, I like a very relaxed, peaceful, and quiet writing space. I love to write fanfictions, but the ideas don't exactly come too often...
"In these dangerous times, where it seems that the world is ripping apart at the seams, we all can learn how to survive from those who stare death squarely in the face every day and we should reach out to each other and bond as a community, rather than hide from the terrors of life at the end of the millennium." ~Jonathan Larson
"And of the Witch? In the life of a Witch, there is no after, in the ever after of a Witch, there is no happily; in the story of a Witch, there is no afterword. Of that part that is beyond the life story, beyond the story of the life, there is-alas, or perhaps thank mercy-no telling. She was dead, dead and gone, and all that was left of her was the carapace of her reputation for malice." -Gregory Maguire, Wicked, page 519, small book
"'Remember this: Nothing is written in the stars. Not these stars, nor any others. No one controls your destiny.'" -Grefory Maguire, Wicked, page 308, small book
"If one could drown in the grass, thought Elphie, it might be the best way to die." -Gregory Mauire, Wicked, page 302, small book
"No Day But Today." -Rent, Jonathan Larson
(more to be added later on)
Things that will come true one day, I swear:
1. Snails will one day rule the world
2. I will Defy Gravity
3. Ducks will learn to moo
4. We will discover an underground lost city of the mole people
5. I will learn to lick my elbow
My Favorite Characters (not in any specific order):
Laura Bell Bundy
Pairings that J'adore:
Pairings that don't exactly float my boat:
Things that make me feel warm and fuzzy inside:
Wind up Toys
Fred (from I Am Legend, the movie)
Shiny Objects (how can they not?)
Penguins (I am gonna own one someday, and name it Harold)
Things that make me give the evil eye:
Broadway Haters in general
People who are too normal
Here Come the Wonderful Copy and Pastes!
If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile
If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile
If you're so Wicked obsessed that you could see a green or blue-diamonded person walking down the street and not blink an eye, copy this into your profile
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile
If you think Elphie's hat is SCANDALICIOUS copy this to your page and spread the WICKED cheer!
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile (numerous times)
OZheads are just trying to make their way in a green world. If you are an OZhead then copy this to your profile!
If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you think those kids should just give that godforsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile
If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever gone onstage and screamed "MOO WITH ME!" into the mike, copy this into your profile. (I haven't...yet...)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever suppressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solution..." at some random time in your life copy and paste this into your profile.
If Broadway is your home, no matter what anyone says, put this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you’ve ever danced on a table while singing ‘La Vie Boheme’ in a public place, and not cared for a second about what weird looks you were getting, or want to someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with musical theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you loath Dorothy and her little dog Dodo then copy and past this on your profile. (murderers!)
If you are a theatre geek, copy this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune
I am a Wicked fan because:
I am WONDERFUL,
I am POPULAR,
I have DANCED THROUGH LIFE,
I have DEFIED GRAVITY,
I know Wicked is FOR GOOD,
I have lived with just THE WIZARD AND I,
I have attended DEAR OLD SHIZ,
I have become THAT GIRL,
I have asked WHAT IS THIS FEELING,
I have spent ONE SHORT DAY in the emerald city,
I know that NO GOOD DEED goes unpunished,
I know that AS LONG AS YOUR MINE, i'll be fine,
I don't believe that NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED,
I know what SOMETHING BAD was,
I know the SENTIMENTAL MAN,
I have said THANK GOODNESS,
I have MARCHED WITH THE WITCH HUNTERS,
I was there for the FINALE!
If these things apply to you then you are a OzHead:
When your English teacher told you to think of a simile for green you automatically squealed "Elphie!"
You own a witch hat
You display various witch items around your room
Before you reply to anything you think 'what would Elphaba say?'
On Halloween you bought green paint to dress up as Elphaba, then when the paint made you break out in a rash and you had a green tint to your skin for a month you knew it was ok because it was all for Elphaba (I never got a rash lol)
Everyone who knows you knows who everyone in wicked is, (Elphaba, Galinda, etc)
You send various people the Wicked script over email or you print it out
Every fanfiction you write about Wicked is based on your own life cause you consider your self Elphaba
You introduce yourself as 'I am the other (insert position) (insert name) I am beautifully tragic.'
You know exactly what they are talking about in Wickeder from Forbidden Broadway
You brought up your grades because Elphaba's grades are good.
You plan to be in Wicked, and if you get there and find that you’re just not good enough then you think that you can move those darn sets
You cried when Idina fell (no, because I was not into Wicked then)
If you say Kristen, Joel, Leo, Stephanie, Eden etc. everyone knows who you’re talking about and that you don't mean that guy who sits next to you in math.
You find yourself singing I’m Not That Girl, when you feel that you’re just not that girl.
You can sing Defying Gravity even if you're off key and your voice squeaks (Well, my voice doesnt squeak, I'm not too sure about the off-key part)
You have lost your voice singing Defying Gravity (I stop before that happens)
When someone says defy gravity you politely correct them-- it is DefyING Gravity
You think that Shrek was Elphaba's long lost brother (no...)
You debate every year that the school's play should be Wicked, and then when they say they can't do that you fight for Wizard of Oz.
You now hate Dorothy (murderer)
While looking for colleges the first one on your list was Shiz
When studying the Salem Witch Trials you can't stop feeling sorry for Elphaba and then for Galinda and Nessarose
You spend hours thinking about what ever happened to the Witch of the South
You find it hard to see Idina, Stephanie, Eden etc. without the green makeup (not really... but they all look so pretty green)
When you get in a fight with some of your peers you scream, "Life is painless when your brainless!"
Every time you see a goat you think, if the goat could have talked once like Dr. Dillamond
You talk to your pet due to suspicion that it might be an Animal in hiding
The background on your computer is the Wicked, Defy Gravity scene. (It's a background from the Wicked Australia site with Victoria Matlock and Christina Decicco, but whatever)
Your ringtone is a Wicked song (I can't download ringtones on my phone : )
You told that girl that you would make her Pop-u-lar but then she was like "Freak"
You are posessive of Wicked and you get angry when the mean evil Galinda's say they've seen it
You call the mean rich people, Galinda and Fiyeros (no)
You started pointing and screaming at the TV when the paper in Men in Black says ...defies gravity...
You downloded the wallpaper on wickedthemusical.com it is currently your wallpaper
The only thing thing on your Christmas list was: www.wickedmerch.com
You have randomly written a long letter to someone explaining how Elphaba and Nessarose got their names
A teacher has been talking about The Wizard of OZ, and when they say 'Winkies', you explain to them that they're being politically incorrect
You spend hours thinking about how Elphaba is jealous of everyone and the color of jealousy is GREEN!
You're laughing at this because you know that it is true!