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Joined 04-08-08, id: 1546668, Profile Updated: 08-02-08
Author has written 3 stories for Sweeney Todd, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.

Men are rats. They're fleas on rats. They're worse than that, they're amebas on fleas on rats ... The only man a girl can depend on is her Duckie.

~Frenchie 'Grease' And for those who don't know Duckie is from 'Pretty in Pink'

Hi, I am a teen... But I'm not like most teens nowadays... I like- LOVE- Johnny Depp!! He may be 45 but I don't care. I wish I could be more like him but my parents and family might think I'm weird... I love "The Nanny" ever since I was young. I live in Florida and I hate the beach. I love my true friends... You know who you are. And my fave shows are "21 jump Street" "The Nanny" "House M.D." "Ghost Whisperer" and more... I love music, theatre, and art... Tim Burton is a GENIUS!! I'm not sure what I want to be when I grow up... But I want it to deal with theatre. Whether I'm a journalist, costume designer, interior designer, screenwriter, or anything else... And my life is... confusing, crazy but I wouldn't EVER change it. Oh and a special shout out to my family, friends, and those I've lost along the way... :)

~yours truly

My Life

Name: Ava

Gender: Female

Favorite Actor/Actress: Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Fran Drescher, Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe, and there's more but I can't think

Favorite Movies: Johnny Depp movies; Grease; "superhero" movies like Spiderman, Batman, Daredevil and movies like that; Breakfast at Tiffanys; Tim Burton movies; Hairspray; Enchanted; there's pleanty more but again I can't think of them right now.

Favorite Musicals: Sweeney Todd, Pajama Game, Phantom of The Opera, Hairspray, Mama Mia and I am a Broadway imposter as Azza says.

Ships: Toddett, Bency (Sweeney deserves Mrs. Lovett, and Benjamin Barker deserves Lucy... two COMPLETELY different ppl) Sparrabeth Fran/Max, Huddy, Fran Drescher/Charles Shaugnessy, and Azzy (Le Coeur l'Ocean) was WRONG it SHOULD be Johnny Depp/Ava 4ever!!

I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it.

If you LOVE Johnny Depp, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you support Sweenett and think that Sweeney Todd should've ended differently, and are willing to space out in many classes just to come up with an alternate ending, copy this into your profile

If you probably need a life but have no intention of getting one, copy this into your profile page.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. ARRR!!

If you've ever lost someone (dogs and hamsters count) you loved, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

To all you's out there that think loving a 45 year old man is some what freaky, then think about it... Would you rather be in LOVE with an immature guy from your school thats your age or Johnny Depp? Those of you who KNOW they ABSOLUTELY LOVE Johnny Depp and agree to what I said copy this to your profile

And if your totaly in love with a celebrity, fictional character, or a character from a TV show/ movie, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

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If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

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For me, crazy is a loose term.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least).

Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.

Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters.

Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word.

Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet.

Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style.

Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh.

Crazy is when your evil, malicious best friend/cousin comes to visit for two weeks from across the country and gets you completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to a totally awesome book about vampires that you never thought you would like!

Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too.

Crazy is when you get sugar high to scare the crap out of your friends then bring Sweeney Todd lyrics to school and memorize them.

Crazy is when you get together with your Johnny Depp-obsessed friend and have a Sweeney Todd singalong in the middle of orchestra class completely from memory. Hey, it's music, isn't it?(this is me!!)

Crazy is when you obsess over actors and actress (AKA Johnny Depp and Fran Drescher) and movies and TV shows that people think your weird and even if theyv never seen it they know exactly what your talking about bcuz its all you EVER talk about. And I love doing that whoever was above me (good times) LOL

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you think Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean-- are made for each other and that, no matter how wonderfully wonderful Will Turner may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile!

I don’t care what other people say about Sparrabeth, I will support it always and NEVER turn my back on it! If you feel strongly about this... please copy and paste this into your profile!

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this into your profile is you're a procrastination addict.

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If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

Is the fact that 'stressed' is 'desserts' backwards a coincedence? I don't think so!

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The Vengeful Vengeance of Schmenjamin Schmarker by BeBopALula reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd. Or the inspiring tale of a young man who solves his many emotional problems by becoming a ninja. Take your pick.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,951 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Passing Strange by Pamena reviews
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got it wrong the first time. But the Fates have stepped in and given them a second chance. A love story that spans over a century. R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,642 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Tiffany's, Diamonds, and Other things concerned by blue-eyed claudia reviews
Set after the end of Breakfast. Paul and Holly have confessed their love. Will she settle down with him? Will the Cat get named? Find out!
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006
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Sam Carmichael reviews
What happened with Sam between the time he left the island to get married and when he left for Sophie's wedding? Here's what I think. Sorry not from the play, it's the movie version of Mama Mia!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2008
Mamma Mia! Tidbit reviews
A really short thing of thoughts after the song Mama Mia in the movie Mama Mia!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2008
You lied reviews
Alternate ending. Mrs. Lovett is more sensitive of Lucy and does not die! This is my first fanfic, so be nice.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008