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Joined 04-08-08, id: 1546701, Profile Updated: 01-09-09
Author has written 3 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, and Harry Potter.

Hey! I'm not going to tell you my name, because frankly, thats kind of stupid. I will tell you that I'm a 15 year old girl, living in Canada, who has an obsession with books of all ages and genres. I love to read and write, and have been reading fanfiction for years, though I'm just finally making an account. I read mostly Harry Potter and Maximum Ride, but occasionally branch into other stuff. I have some pretty good ideas for stories, but am only now starting to type them out. It's called procrastination, people. What else? Well, I like playing Tetris while I work. What can I say? It gets the creative juices flowing.

Maximum Ride:

I read lots of Maximum Ride fanfiction, so I know pretty much every stereotype out there. Lets start with the romances. I like Fang and Max, or FAX, but in moderation, not as the main story. Max would neverjust be like "omg, Fang! I love you sooo much!" Yes, that is a direct quote. I also really hate NIGGY, or Nudge and Iggy. I mean, she is his little sister! It's kind of disgusting, when you think about it. I do like EGGY, Ella and Iggy, though. They seem like such a cute couple, and Ella, unlike Nudge, has actually shown interest in Iggy. All in all, I think that Iggy is my favroute charachter. I mean, come on! How can you not love the blind pyro/baker combo! I wish people would write more about Gazzy, though. He dosn't get enough love. : (

Harry Potter:

Okay, I'll admit it. I only read Fred and George. I have loved them since I was six years old and Harry needed help finding his way onto platform 9 3/4. My respect for them grew when I was 11 and they outsmarted Umbridge and opened their shop. When I was thirteen, I actually cried in camp over Freds 'unfortunate encounter with the wall'. I turned to fanfiction for solace, and after reading through story after story of George angst, I found something...different. Very different. I had found Fox Ears, probably one of the best fanfiction stories that I've ever read. Once more, it gave me an idea. Just because Fred had died, didn't mean he had to stay dead. I began planning a reFredding of my own, and my first originl fanficton will be the result. I'm not that big fan of post DH cannon, but I actually do like the idea of George having twins named Fred nad Roxanne. I might end up doing a story about them, who knows.
I love reading Twin stories that make me laugh. They are great charachters, and were under-utilized by Rowling. I do not, however, read twincest. Thats just disgusting, and anyone who writes it has a sick mind.

And now for all the random stuff!

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Ifyou think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

(I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!) Copy and paste this in to your bio if you could read this

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

I, EasyButton, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution! To join, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste if your still waiting for your Hogwarts letter to arrive, the owl just just got lost...

I don't belive in forcing people to copy and paste things into their profile. If you don't either, then copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when:

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

I AM IN FRED DENIAL! FRED IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Fred denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

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160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Twin Vice Paranormal Detectives by Starkiller reviews
Post DH: Fred is a ghost with a curse on his head. Now in order to save his soul, the twins must solve a series of murder mysteries that will lead them to a dangerous secret stretching deep into the vault of the Founders' history. Fred x OC, George x Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,490 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Fred W., George W., Luna L., OC
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Hoping in the Unknown by Suni-Dlight reviews
I've always been a semi-obsessed Harry Potter fan. If you asked me any question, I could answer it with a snap of my fingers. I knew each book from back to front. Who would have guessed I'd become a character? TOOK ME A YEAR! BUT ITS FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,501 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Holey spot by Remus-Chocolade reviews
You don't get your ear blasted off without any side-effects, as George soon discovers. Luckily Fred is by his side to support, ridicule and intoxicate him. One-shot at the night before the wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Other Experiments by LeoN WiNgsteiN reviews
In The Angel Experiment, Max and the flock rescue a bunch of other experiments from the Institute. What happened to them? They have not forgotten the flock. They remember them well, and they want to thank them...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2008
A Weasley Family Thanksgiving by JoeMerl reviews
During Thanksgiving dinner, Fred just can't shake the feeling that something's not quite right. Rated for things you shouldn't discuss at your family meal. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Harry P., George W., Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
That Summer by The Starhorse reviews
The summer after the war, Fred and George rebuild their lives. Series of one-shots, multiple characters. Takes place after the events of Fox Ears and The Worthy King.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/25/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Hells Bells by Starkiller reviews
On the run up to the Battle of Hogwarts, the Grim Reaper is deuced into a deal which secures a curious fate for Fred Weasley. Meanwhile, George unwittingly wins the affections of Luna Lovegood. Prequel to Twin Vice Paranormal Detectives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Fred W., George W., Luna L., OC
Dudley Dursley and the Hogwarts Letter by KindKit reviews
Dudley wishes he could go to Hogwarts. AU, and written before Deathly Hallows came out. This is a remix, with permission, of a drabble by Lilacsigil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Dudley D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Worthy King by The Starhorse reviews
George and Charlie are abducted in the middle of the night by the Magical Law Enforcement Squad, and it's down to Fred and Bill to rescue them. To what lengths will they go? Takes place after events of Fox Ears. Post DH, Bill's POV. Updated 1st chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bill W., Fred W.
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Solo by Crookshanks22 reviews
A religious perspective on Hogwarts. Terry Boot, Christian, and Anthony Goldstein, Jew, engage in theological speculation, commit some unconventional mischief, and fall in love with the wrong people. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,553 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Terry B., Anthony G. - Complete
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Desire reviews
“Great,” said George. “Now I’m going crazy. And Ron’s right; I do look like hell.” “Oh, that’s nice.” Said the 'reflection'. “I go through all that trouble to come back from the dead, and the first thing you do is insult me?” Dark,not slash.T for a reason
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2009 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
And We Are All Together reviews
When Fred died, his soul went into George's body. Problem is, no one will belive them. And what's with all the rouge Death Eater sightings?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Confessions of the Big Bad Wolf reviews
Brandon the wolf is tired of the media having a field day about "the incident with the Pigs", so he, along with the Narator, goes on a talk show to tell the real story.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete