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Joined 04-08-08, id: 1546797, Profile Updated: 12-12-13
Author has written 25 stories for Gears of War, StarCraft, Evangelion, Black Lagoon, Fallout, Command & Conquer, Star Wars, X-Men, Avengers, Warhammer, Outsiders, X-Force, Captain America, Unreal Tournament, Ironman, Halo, and Elder Scroll series.

Not dead yet.

Me: I'm a 20-year old living, writing and going to school in Kansas, a state in the middle of America. I won't bore you further.

Updates: I try to update once a week. These updates don't come on a specific day, but rather on whatever day I can find time. Current focus is on Lyons of Nirn. The Confederate is a secondary priority but still important. I publish one Captain America short every 4th of July, like a dork, and I think I have one great Evangelion fic in me. But it's a damn epic so I doubt I'll ever have the time to really bash it out.

Anyway, there's a lot to read here if you're inclined to. The Brain series was finished, and I'd recommend reading it if you'd like to see a bad writer become a become a good writer over the course of a couple hundred thousand words about StarCraft.

Reviews: This is in nearly every one of my author's notes, but it warrants repeating: no author truly wants no recognition for their work. Anyone who says differently is lying. So please, if you've read it and liked it, review it. Not just my stuff but everyone's, especially if they don't have many reviews. A lot of good material on this site goes unrecognized due to a lazy readerbase. By reviewing, you show your appreciation and help advertise to the world that the story is worth a damn. There is truly no excuse for not reviewing.

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SupermanBatman: Long Nights by Machine Man reviews
The Caped Crusader is incapacitated, paralyzed by a mysterious toxin that threatens to kill him slowly. His only true friend, Superman, with the help of Nightwing and Robin, must find an antidote, and carry on Batman's presence on the streets.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,226 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010
No, YOU Take It Back! by LoneWanderer204 reviews
Project Purity has sustained severe damage and has to be activated before it self destructs... but nobody wants to be a martyr, now, do they? The heroes and villains of the Capital Wasteland are left to argue over who completes this suicide mission!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
The Last Phonecall by Lavanya Six reviews
Ryoji Kaji leaves the most important message of his life.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Kaji R. - Complete
Agamemnon by Irene A reviews
Bucky comes home, or how to lose the battle and win the war.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/27/2008 - James B./Bucky/Winter Soldier - Complete
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Jonathan Hickman's Avengers
It is an Avengers World, the first of many, but Steve Rogers isn't sure what that means. He isn't sure of a lot these days. Everything is too confusing for him. Parody of Hickman's Avengers run.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S., Thor
Lyons of Nirn reviews
Slung halfway across the galaxy by a malfunctioning matter transmitter, Sentinel Sarah Lyons and ten-year-old Arthur Maxson struggle to navigate the strange and hostile environs of a planet undreamt of, with nothing more than their wits and a suit of T-51b powered armor to survive the wilderness of Nirn.
Crossover - Fallout & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,923 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Sarah Lyons, Mirabelle Ervine, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Savos Aren
Electromania
Steve Rogers has spent a lot of Independence Days in a lot of places, but in 1944 he spent it stuck in a dungeon in Western Germany, trying to save a forgotten hero from dying in the hands of Hydra. Featuring Bucky Barnes and Electro, the toughest android you've never heard of. One-shot.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Steve R./Capt. America, James B./Bucky/Winter Soldier - Complete
The Confederate reviews
It is the 41st millennium. The Imperium of Man is besieged on all sides by aliens, heretics and mutants. Mankind faces extinction. Its people pray for salvation. Heeding the call, the Emperor has sent...well, the best he could get on such short notice. Now ready for a ball-busting, chaos-purging second half!
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 248,867 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009
Flashbacks, Fireworks, and Old Friends reviews
The Fourth of July always brings back memories for those in Captain America's life, and Bernie Rosenthal is no different. This year, Bernie thinks about her past with the Avenger, her present, and takes a look into the future. A Fourth of July Cap one-shot.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
All That You Are reviews
Why is Wolverine an Avenger? It's a question that nags us all, including Logan. These are his thoughts on the matter, set against the backdrop of Ultron attacking the Tower.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Wolverine/James H., Thor - Complete
Captain America: The Dozen Skulls of Castle Corbo reviews
For Steve Rogers, the Fourth of July has always been a time to reflect. This year is no different. Meeting with Tony Stark in New York, Steve thinks back on an Independence Day from long ago, and sees it in a new light. One-Shot
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
Iron Knight reviews
Tony Stark had been called many things: prodigy, genius, Avenger, Director, CEO and Secretary of Defense, but in the end he had decided only one mattered: Iron Man. But now he holds a new title in a new place, and he doesn't know what to make of it.
Crossover - Warhammer & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,040 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony
Don't Fear the Reaper reviews
Why you don't take a psychopathic killer, turn him into a living weapon, and expect him not to murder you. A violent short about one of the Sector's deadliest killers.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
A Eulogy for Caliban reviews
Warpath was always Caliban's closest friend. Now, with Caliban dead, Warpath does his last duty as a brother.
X-Force - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Jimmy P./Warpath, Caliban
Greasers in the Night reviews
After writing his grief-filled book, Ponyboy Curtis goes out to a movie. Afterwards, he has an unexpected meet-up with friends thought long forgotten...
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Ponyboy C., Cherry V.
Ibram Gaunt Kills the Covenant reviews
Because the Master Chief is a feth-wipe.
Crossover - Warhammer & Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2011
StarCraft: Brain Dead reviews
The Dogs of War have returned to Antiga Prime for a breather. But with their leader in a coma, another soldier losing his mind and new and old threats emerging from the void and from within, how long can peace last? Final story in the Brain Damage series.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,334 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
Green is Best reviews
There are times when heresy exceeds the prowess of the Guard, but is not worthy of the Astartes. When these situations arise, there is only one force in the galaxy man can turn to: a legion of lab-grown xenos headed by the epitome of orky oddness.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,121 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010
Earth's Mightiest Sandwich: A Story of Heroism reviews
Tony Stark needs to make a sandwich and wants someone to help. No one will...except for Steve Rogers. One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
Super Marcus reviews
A comedy about Marcus, Dom, Baird, Cole and the rest centered around Marcus getting exposed to Emulsion during the Act 3 Corpser fight which alters him as well as the rest of the game's storyline.
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Marcus F., Anya S. - Complete
Sound in the Dark reviews
A HAMMER team in Europe detects an intrusion into a their perimeter and go to investigate. The conflict comes to a head in a derelict power station. Violence ensues. One-shot.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/18/2010 - James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Impact reviews
Life is harsh in the Capital Wasteland, and no one knows that better than Amber King. From slave to scavenger, from bodyguard to bounty hunter, she'll do anything to stay alive, and continue her quest for vengeance amid the shattered remains of America.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009
Misfire reviews
Darth Vader, the Dark Lord of the Sith, has finally found the location of someone who can lead him to his son, young Luke Skywalker. He would go himself, but instead, he brings along everyone's favorite bounty hunter. Hilarity ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Boba Fett, Darth Vader - Complete
StarCraft: Brain Storm reviews
With the Dominion gone, the Zerg destroyed and the Protoss fighting each other, the Korpulu Sector is in chaos. It is in this battleground of confusion and doubt that a group of unique individuals struggles to survive. Sequel to SC: Brain Damage.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 101 - Words: 116,242 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Colonel Burton reviews
It is widely thought by many people that Colonel Timothy Burton is a very shallow person, believing very blindly in his country, God and apple pie, and that the only phrases he is capable of uttering are one-liners. Those people are absolutely right on.
Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
The Curious Case of Benjamin Harrison Jones reviews
A quick little oneshot about an ambush and the Brotherhood of Steel and Super Mutant soldiers who were involved. Rated T for stupid.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
Black Lagoon: Seeds of Revenge reviews
A fic centered on Revy's quest for vengence amid the explosiveness of 1990s Somalia.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/28/2008
StarCraft: Brain Damage reviews
A rather long-running story set after the Brood War following the adventures and mis-adventures of a strange group of individuals including a Marine, Ghost, Reaper, Medic, Probe, Zealot and more as the series progresses. Completed.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 108,203 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
UT Evangelion reviews
After a horrible accident during a semi-final match, Shinji Ikari gives up fighting in the Tournament. However, he can't hide his past forever and soon finds himself once again picking up a weapon to amuse the masses.
Crossover - Evangelion & Unreal Tournament - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,939 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Shinji I.