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Joined 04-08-08, id: 1546797, Profile Updated: 08-05-22
Author has written 21 stories for Evangelion, StarCraft, Warhammer, Captain America, Fallout, Unreal Tournament, and Elder Scroll series.

Me: I'm a 29-year old animated turnip living and writing in the middle of America.

Updates: I write a Captain America story every 4th of July.

Stories: There's a lot to read here if you're inclined to.

A Glass of Wine Rebuilt is a love letter to the show that raised me. It is complete.

The 4th of July Cap stories are interesting because they show a time lapse of my writing ability, which can be fun to see.

A Different Shade of Blue is an alternate universe retelling of Evangelion. By changing Shinji Ikari to Rei Ikari, the story examines the role of gender in the original show by opposite example. Probably not going to be continued.

Lyons of Nirn is cool but very dead.

The Confederate is strange and unfinished, though what there is of it will not leave you disappointed if you like absurdity.

The rest of the stories are either tongue-in-cheek one-shots or very old, very bad, and very incomplete stories written when I was in early high school. Some of it might be fun, but I doubt it.

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Dreams & Premonitions by Orcalalot reviews
Shinji Ikari begins to have premonition-like dreams. Whether these dreams are truly warning him about events that have yet to happen is not clear. Neither is who is giving him these dreams. Will these dreams help Shinji or leave him and his friends astray?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,193 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 5/26/2020 - Shinji I., Rei A., Asuka L. S.
Tacking Starboard by Richitzer reviews
After a fight with an angel, a boy wakes up in in the hospital missing some of his memory, a girl mulls over some significant mistakes she made in the last week, and a grand conspiracy draws ever closer to its goal. You know, Eva, except not.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,146 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 7/8/2021 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
Distant Musings by ExperimentFish reviews
Kensuke discovers Rei's poetry.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19 - Rei A., Kensuke A. - Complete
Broken heroes by Greg242 reviews
(Post Doom Eternal) After retrieveing the ai, VEGA from Urdak, the demons attack the portal machine, sending the fortress of doom and it's occupants in a new dimension, where a giant purple robot is fighting against a blue floating octahedron in the middle of Tokyo 3. A bit OOC, especially for the Doom cast.
Crossover - Evangelion & Doom - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 333,840 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/20/2021 - Published: 9/1/2020 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] Mari M., Doomguy - Complete
The Sound of Cicadas by Hidranick reviews
Why come back? Shinji's ultimate decision may seem hypocritical in the end. Now he and Asuka will have to continue moving forward and living with the mistakes of the past. Two years after Third Impact a mountain of seemingly insurmountable odds stands in their way along with a new threat that lurks below.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,413 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/10/2021 - Published: 1/28/2021 - Shinji I., Rei A., Misato K., Asuka L. S.
Starcraft: The Inferno by MtMcEachran reviews
Abandoned on a world, Michael find new friends and escapes, starting his new life as Mercenary band leader, with a few exciting adventures along the way. Who knows what could happen?
StarCraft - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 3/28/2018
Good Morning, Mother by Glory-To-Our-August-King reviews
A companion piece to Daddy: Shinji Soryu – ex-Evangelion pilot, Angel War veteran, and son of the disgraced Commander Ikari. To his daughter Mirai, he has never been any of those things.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Shinji I. - Complete
Press Start by brigadeleader reviews
This first person story stars Arcanine who is paired with Matt, the son of his former trainer, Ginger, who is less than capable of training any Pokemon. Arcanine has to deal with Matt's incapabilities and rude behavior, as well as not disappointing Ginger. INCOMPLETE/WILL NOT FINISH
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Arcanine/Windie - Complete
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Not Quite Justice reviews
A brilliant young woman decides to take justice into her own hands and comes face to face with our favorite super soldier. In the aftermath, they must both face some uncomfortable truths-about their country, and about themselves.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
A Different Shade of Blue reviews
An alternate universe telling of NGE where the Third Child is a girl. Follow Rei Ikari's journey as an Evangelion pilot, learning to live and work in a frightening new world while uncovering the truth of her mother's disappearance. (Will contain AsuShin eventually.)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,603 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 4/9 - Ritsuko A., Asuka L. S.
A Glass of Wine Rebuilt reviews
Shinji and Asuka learn about themselves and fall in love, causing massive ramifications. A remake of the late 94Saturn's quintessential ShinjixAsuka story, it is part tribute and part experiment, taking the structure and plot of the original wacky shipping story while attempting to maintain series-true characterization.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 198,041 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 12/31/2021 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Shinji I., Misato K., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Rogers 2118 reviews
Neon streets, bio-terrorism, flying cars, and mega-corporations. Is there still room for Captain America?
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2021 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Neon Genesis Slamvangelion, or: Why the Pilots Should (Not) Bang reviews
"But I wanna read about them banging!" said some embarrassing man child, and so his wish was granted, darkly.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2020 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Average Life of Steve Rogers reviews
"War broke out in 1941, and Steve Rogers became... nothing. No chance meeting with a brilliant scientist. No super soldier serum. No extraordinary adventures, no time spent frozen, no costumed vigilantism. The age of marvels never came, and he lived his life as a man. A good man, a better man than most, but simply a man. This is the story of that life." A 4th of July one-shot.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2020 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
The Red Ambassadress reviews
The apocalypse came and went. In the afterglow there limps a shattered world where one woman stands against a Nightmare tide. A broken child soldier and flawed savior, she got what she always wanted in the worst way imaginable.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2019 - Asuka L. S.
The Dream reviews
"He stands in the black forest during the war. His war. The one he returns to most often, the one that he never searches for but always finds. Blood and fuel run out, churning in the snow, a slurry that covers the world. Light is trapped in the forest top. Heavy Nazi tanks bogged down in the snow." A Fourth of July one-shot prose-poem about Cap's bizarre life.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2019 - Steve R./Capt. America, P. Carter, Sharon C./Agent 13 - Complete
Midnight reviews
"The titan leans in, pushing him lower. His legs lock, every muscle in his body goes rigid. His bones are on fire. It's the hardest thing he has ever done, but he stops it. He stops a god incarnate, and for a moment, that god looks at him and truly sees what stands against him. A man who cannot break. A man who could do this all day." A Fourth of July one-shot. Infinity War based.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2018 - Steve R./Capt. America, James B./Bucky/Winter Soldier, Dr. Erskine - Complete
Rogers 2099 reviews
Each era had its trouble. Each era had its dictators, its heroes and its villains. And as the years changed, he had done his best to remain the same. A paragon of the Dream, regardless of whether or not that dream was real. A Fourth of July one-shot.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2017
Hard Knocks reviews
Ten years ago, the High Evolutionary conquered Earth, overthrowing mankind and replacing it with his own mutates. These creatures roam the blasted remains of America, killing at will. The last remnants of the human race hide in bunkers and silos, praying for dead heroes. Naught is left but heartache and sorrow. Only one man stands against it. (A Fourth of July one-shot.)
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/4/2016 - Steve R./Capt. America, James B./Bucky/Winter Soldier
Sweetheart-Darlin' reviews
Jim Raynor popped the cork on a bottle of whiskey and drank it all in one long drink, because he was a drunk. He used to be a colonial marshal but now he was just a drunk. He felt the whiskey burn its way down his throat—which was super-cliché of the whiskey, but the liquid couldn't help it. Then he threw the bottle across the room.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 3/12/2015 - James R., Sarah K.
Homebrew Hereticus reviews
There are only supposed to be a thousand chapters of the Adeptus Astartes, but suddenly there are many, many more. It has fallen to one Inquisitor to suss out which chapters belong, and which are home-brewed disasters that deserve to be blown back to the tabletop.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2015
Machine Organisms reviews
"He liked to lose himself in a good punch. The sting in his knuckles, the shock that rippled up his arm. It was all just heat. Heat that he clung to for the way it killed the thoughts that came for him in the times between the hits. Heat that burned away the ill-comfort cloying in the alcoves of his self. Heat to melt the God-damned ice." A Fourth of July one-shot.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Steve R./Capt. America
Lyons of Nirn reviews
Slung halfway across the galaxy by a malfunctioning matter transmitter, Sentinel Sarah Lyons and ten-year-old Arthur Maxson struggle to navigate the strange and hostile environs of a planet undreamt of, with nothing more than their wits and a suit of T-51b powered armor to survive the wilderness of Nirn.
Crossover - Fallout & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,930 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Sarah Lyons, Mirabelle Ervine, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Savos Aren
Electromania reviews
Steve Rogers has spent a lot of Independence Days in a lot of places, but in 1944 he spent it stuck in a dungeon in Western Germany, trying to save a forgotten hero from dying in the hands of Hydra. Featuring Bucky Barnes and Electro, the toughest android you've never heard of. One-shot.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Steve R./Capt. America, James B./Bucky/Winter Soldier - Complete
The Confederate reviews
It is the 41st millennium. The Imperium of Man is besieged on all sides by aliens, heretics and mutants. Mankind faces extinction. Its people pray for salvation. Heeding the call, the Emperor has sent...well, the best he could get on such short notice. Now ready for a ball-busting, chaos-purging second half!
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 248,654 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009
Flashbacks, Fireworks, and Old Friends reviews
The Fourth of July always brings back memories for those in Captain America's life, and Bernie Rosenthal is no different. This year, Bernie thinks about her past with the Avenger, her present, and takes a look into the future. A Fourth of July Cap one-shot.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Captain America: The Dozen Skulls of Castle Corbo reviews
For Steve Rogers, the Fourth of July has always been a time to reflect. This year is no different. Meeting with Tony Stark in New York, Steve thinks back on an Independence Day from long ago, and sees it in a new light. One-Shot
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Steve R./Capt. America, James B./Bucky/Winter Soldier, Nick Fury - Complete
Green is Best reviews
There are times when heresy exceeds the prowess of the Guard, but is not worthy of the Astartes. When these situations arise, there is only one force in the galaxy man can turn to: a legion of lab-grown xenos headed by the epitome of orky oddness.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,121 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010
UT Evangelion reviews
After a horrible accident during a semi-final match, Shinji Ikari gives up fighting in the Tournament. However, he can't hide his past forever and soon finds himself once again picking up a weapon to amuse the masses.
Crossover - Evangelion & Unreal Tournament - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,939 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Shinji I.