Author has written 38 stories for Star Wars, Vampire, Mass Effect, Hitman, and Dragon Age.
Now updated for 2011!
According to Wikipedia, the population of Australia is 20 gazillion and Bob Katter has declared himself Supreme Overlord, renaming the state of Queensland 'Katter Country.'
Also, you shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet.
For those who care and are still reading this (you must be really bored) my hobbies include:
Gaming, playing electric guitar. With an actual instrument. Do not get me started on air guitar. And finally, wait for it, writing fanfiction.
Five Useless Random Quotes
1. Just once I'd like to ask a person for help and have them say 'Sure! Let's go! Right now! No strings!' - Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 2
2. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. - Sure you didn't, former US president Bill Clinton.
3. I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. - Wash, Serenity
4. Stop staring at my breasts! Morrigan to Leliana, Dragon Age: Origins
5. Enkindle this! Blasto, Mass Effect 2