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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Allo all. I'm just getting into this fanfiction writing business and endevor to entertain to the best of my abilities.

Age: older than some younger than others.

Sex: hehe, may your imagination guide you.

Harry Potter:

I don't much care if there is are het/slash/no pairings so long as the story is well written and Harry isn't a cringing, whining, weak-willed pussy.

Elementary Calculations:

This story is not abandoned. Now that I actually have a job again and am not in danger of being evicted, I can work on this. School is also out for now, so I have time. Give me a week or two to dust off the next chapter, re-familiarize myself with the story, and do some editing. Thanks to everyone who is still with me after the last few months.

Naruto: this is a link to something that I found infinitly amusing.

http://sractheninja.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-Deidara-Lives-63271750

Quotes:

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

I hear voices and they don't like you

Smile -- it confuses the enemy

I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree.

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit , I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole."

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He/she won't expect it back.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Buy one for the price of two and get the second one free!

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together

The road to hell is ordered by the righteous, planned by the well-meaning, and paved with their good intentions.

Always be who you are. Those who matter don't care and those who care don't matter.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff...I laugh again.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12792 - Favs: 14,627 - Follows: 12,139 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 1902 - Favs: 4,175 - Follows: 5,402 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Jaded Eyes of a Prodigy by wickedlfairy17 reviews
DarkHarry snapped early on, follow his journey for revenge. Surprises at every turn and not everything is as it appears. His search for power will reshape the world by fire and the magical world will never know what hit them.Slash LVHP Full summery inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 216,842 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dance of the Kitsune by SelenaWolf reviews
Haku just laughed weakly. "Yes. It seems no one ever told him we ninja tend to kill our enemies." How Naruto's life would have turned out, had he a better team and Hayate as a sensei. All pairing types possible here. Parts from canon. Will be rewritten/fixed soon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,946 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hayate G.
Hunter X by baynard reviews
Suicide mission? Been there. Impossible task? Done that. Genin Academy?Wait...say what? This is what happens when you get demoted Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,439 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Naruto U.
Lies and Deceit by Kabukiman reviews
AU. Naruto, tired of being lectured on his chakra control and to be more like Sasuke, decides to take action. Time to show the world how great the Uchiha prodigy truly is. Warning: General Team 7 bashing. Cursing.First chapter's kinda lame, gets better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,249 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shades of Grey by SilverKytten reviews
Sequel to 'Falling Into Darkness'. Ichigo never asked to be either loved or fixed, he just asked to be distracted. IchigoXUrahara Yaoi Mature Themes and Language. Elements of canon divergence from late series.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 92,415 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara
Harry Potter and the Wand of Uru by alienyouthct reviews
After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers? STORY UNDER REVISION; please see the last chapter for info...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,025 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P.
The Essence Of His Soul by My Echoing Silence reviews
Harry Potter was actually supposed to die that day, you know. Unfortunately, for the overworked Ferry Girl who was supposed to pick him up, a wandering Youkai soul pitched in and gave him a hand, or, rather, a soul. What was his name? Kuronue? Meh.Whateva
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,277 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Harry P., Kuronue
My Idol by greywizard-dumblemort reviews
No one really realises how much the person you idolize can shape what you become in future. He looked up to the sky and admired the stars- but stars would never suffice, he wanted the sky. Look upon greatness and covet, young shinobi. Powerful!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,084 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 5,266 - Follows: 6,204 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
What is Said, Is Said by GenkaiFan reviews
A sort of sequel to Dear Jareth. What happens when Dudley wishes, "I wish you had never come to us, Harry! I wished the goblins had taken you the night you arrived." ? What happens when the Goblin King re orders time?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 82,747 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
The Terran Ascension by JewelsGlow15 reviews
HPxSG1 When Harry finds the Chamber of Merlin within the halls of Hogwarts the future of Earth will never be the same. And neither will the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,039 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 2,343 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/2/2007
Juniper by Agent Spielplatz reviews
A conspiracy within Konoha leads to a near fatal encounter for Naruto on the night of the Genin Exams. As he copes, his team struggles to work together and live up to the Hokage’s expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,830 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Flight of the Bumblebee by Amaya Natsuya reviews
HP crossover. Contains yaoi. By accident or fate, Trowa discovers he still has family on earth. When he arrives at the Dursleys, he meets nine-year-old Harry Potter. Trowa wanted nothing to do with his family, but will Harry convince him to stay?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 91,182 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Trowa B./No-Name, Quatre W.
Uzumaki Naruto: The True Shinobi by Gaara The Sandwarrior reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, village scapegoat, hated by all and loved by none, One shinobi find him for his skills at masks, hes gonna take that skill and make it an art. Ebisu Mentors Naruto Fic Darkish!Naruto, RealNinja!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,139 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U.
The Nukenin Chronicles by peppymint reviews
Drabbles set within my story From the Ashes. Just a bunch of little ideas that did not quite make it into the main plot line. Mostly humorous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,451 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Fuujinroku by Daneel Rush reviews
These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 298,337 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U.
Masked by Nightblade888 reviews
Naruto has a mask that he wears, not because his true self is weak or frightened, but because he has to fit in, if he can't...than his deepest secret will have to come to the light... Naruto in the theme of Dexter, rated for blood and themes
Crossover - Naruto & Dexter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,098 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U.
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5297 - Favs: 4,068 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Of Violence by Dracoqueen22 reviews
AU. Ichigo and Rukia are married and live in Soul Society, but something seethes beneath the surface... a secret that may prove to change everything and Byakuya can't help but feel caught in between.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 181,868 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
The Tragedy of Repetition by SoulShdw reviews
In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 167,195 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 3,219 - Follows: 3,144 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Focus by Sweedy-sama reviews
Ryoma is distracted by Tezuka and that's how it all begins. YAOI
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 189,143 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/28/2004
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3337 - Favs: 4,859 - Follows: 4,667 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Rebirth of Ninja by The Morrigu reviews
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley died at the age of eighteen. Six years later, they meet at a Ninja Academy, and the trio is reborn as first class ninja for Konoha. But, darkness is on the horizon as enemies approach. Enter: ANBU NarutoHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,233 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Evolution of Us by Senko Wakimarin reviews
No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,773 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Honor among Thieves by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Updated! Enter Annabelle, the half-Dementor. Yeah, you heard right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,652 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
My Jaded Saviour by Silver Bezoar reviews
Michael Potter is the BWL. Harry is saved from the orphanage by a reformed death eater.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,371 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., OC
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,627 - Follows: 4,415 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
Arashi ni narimasu by Lyn908 reviews
What would happen if Harry was raised by a relative that Dumbledore wasn't aware of? What if he was raised a shinobi? Naruto crossover, Good Dumbledore, Mentor!Snape. KakashiHikaru, SLASH! New chapters up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,493 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P.
Ripples in Time by padfootsrevenger reviews
Harry is victorious and Voldemort is gone, but not all is as it should be. Thrown into the past Harry takes on the role of James Potter’s long lost cousin and attempts to do the one thing Hermione always warned him about. Is this a second chance or curse?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,782 - Reviews: 1897 - Favs: 2,501 - Follows: 3,016 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Harry P.
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 3,524 - Follows: 3,495 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
NarutoxBleach FAILURE by DarkFayt reviews
ABANDONED: I started this because the damn bunny wouldn't leave me alone and did it half-assed anyway...so I'm rewriting it all together. I'll leave this up for now but will eventually replace it with the new version...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,985 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 2,355 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Bloodstained by Lune-Solei reviews
It didn’t surprise anyone when the news came. There had been whispers about it for days, weeks, months now. No one really knew what it was that had taken it so long, even those closest to him. There had been silent bets for years. 1x3 Deathfic
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Trowa B./No-Name, Heero Y. - Complete
Interchangeable by Eideann reviews
Daniel and Jack are in too much trouble for one reality to take. When Daniel is found beaten and unconscious in a closet in his office, it sets off a chain of events that will lead SG1 into realities diverse and terrifying. Be prepared for anything. S2
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 190,848 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 5/21/2006 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
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Elementary Calculations reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 3,583 - Follows: 4,286 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
Thank You reviews
An exiled Harry Potter Sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after being contacted about a new Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 140 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
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