Author has written 2 stories for Cartoon X-overs.
Hi all, this is GrayKitty, the kitty cat, and Meg, the sea nymph!
Meg: (jumps out from behind) "THE SEA NYMPH WITH BLUE SKIN!" (throws a rock at Frank, the announcer) "GET IT RIGHT, YOU LEMON!"
GrayKitty: (jumps out, too) "Yeah, and the kitty cat with GRAY FUR!" (throws a lemon at Frank)
Frank: (clears throat) "ANYWAY...
GrayKitty the kitty--with GRAY FUR, and Meg the sea nymph with blue skin. And of course, you can probably guess their favorite thing to do during their free time...or any time at all, really..."
GrayKitty: (jumps up and down) "STALKING LITTLE YELLOW SEXY SPONGES!" (tugs Meg's arm) "Tell them about the Secret Lair of Doom and Torture!"
Meg: "Shh, not yet!"
Frank: "The secret WHAT!?"
Meg: (scoffs) "Okay, fine!" (clears her throat) (goes into scary, mysterious announcer mode)
GrayKitty: "WE TORTURE THE SPONGE TO DEATH WITH KISSES AND HUGGLES AND STUFF!!"
Meg: (huffs) "Aw, and I was just about to tell them about the chair!"
Frank: "Alright...um, to continue on with this personal biography...Meg and GrayKitty came from the humble above-water states of Missouri and Florida. They moved to Bikini Bottom in--"
Meg: "This is boring!" (throws a rock at Frank) "Let's just tell them what the point of these dumb books are, so we can get to the stories!"
GrayKitty: (throws another Lemon) "Yeah!! Boo!!"
Frank: "Alright, alright already! GrayKitty and Meg like to kidnap Spongebob while his squirrel-friend Sandy isn't looking and take him to their underground lair, alright!?"
Meg: (giggles) "Ever think about how much 'squirrel-friend' rhymes with 'girl-friend'?"
Frank: (throws his hands up) "I'm outta here."
Meg: "WAIT! They haven't finished hearing about us yet!"
Meg: (sighs) "Oh, boo-hoo. We don't need some fancy announcing-guy to tell us who we are. Right, GK? ...GK?"
GrayKitty: (walks over with a fishing line) "I got the stalking stuff!!" (passes Meg a pair of binoculars)
Meg: "Oh...kay." (looks at the camera) "Well, I guess you guys will just have to read our stories to know what we're all about. Love you, bye!" (throws a kiss) "Okay, I don't really, but you know..." (grabs GrayKitty) (runs away)
Muffin: (walks in) (stares) "...Where did everybody go? Did I miss it?"
Yeah, well, that's us. Try some character bios, they might be a little bit more helpful than what you just read. XD
A pretty, young gray cat who somehow became connected with her friend Meg,
A tall, often-mistaken-for-an-amazon, BLUE SKINNED ambitious young
She's...well...a muffin! She lives under the sea with Meg and GrayKitty,
Those are our heroes. Isn't that a comforting thought?
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