Candy Apple Heart Attack
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Joined 04-09-08, id: 1547631, Profile Updated: 01-05-09
Author has written 26 stories for Death Note, Vampire Knight, Hellboy, and Moon Child.

Props to Jaded Expression of Euphoria for the avatar. See... I finally stole it! Lol. Anyway... oh, and if you would like some J-Rock fiction, we're working on an archive for it at our homepage at LJ: caha_girls.

Yo, there!

We're Candy Apple Heart Attack--a tag-team partnership of two crazy teenage writers with too much free time and a whole-lotta imagination. This epic coupling is made up of ones Dale Anthony and Chip Artemis, phenomenal friends and fangirls through-and-through. We've been friends for two years now and we've decided to take our friendship to the next logical level--a joint fanfiction account! Lol. We're very pleased to be here.


We got our own Youtube Channel!!

We're doing funky-fresh things, like making SMV's (Story Music Videos) and Trailers for upcoming stories (or stories that we're thinking of writing). With views, comment and support from any visitors, we might just be compelled to put some of those stories higher up on the priorities lists. So please, by all means, come visit and leave a comment or two, whether good or bad. And subscribe!!

CndyApplHrtAttck's Channel


SMV's

"Mine & Yours"

Trailers

"The Usual Suspects"

"Running Up That Hill (01)"

"Running Up That Hill (02)"

"Blood Bonds" (Voyeur) Trailer


So, here's a bit about us, by us:

Dale: I'm a sick, sick puppy, ladies and germs. We'll get along great as long as you respect Chip. Me? I don't care what you say or don't say. Pleased to meet y'all. I'm foreign. I have no shame, my moral standing is lying down and I absolutely love Nine Inch Nails. I rarely watch TV or movies. Unless it's Moon Child. If anything, I'm an essayist; Chip is the actual storyteller. Don't kill me if I don't update often - I have bouts of writing and bouts of I-couldn't-care-less-right-now. This is my first time writing for a series, so keep that in mind. I like the NearXMello pairing and I don't mind throwing Matt in there somewhere. Sod off. I am a firm believer Mello is Amane Misa's body double with all the intelligence the original should have had but God, in his infinite humor, decided to stiff out of a brain. I rest my case. I love Yaoi, JRock, Industrial rock, Rock in foreign languages and gummy bears.

If there are characters that I can't stand, Near and Misa would be it. Yeah, you heard me, I hate the windtunnel and the kid in jammies. But, still, I plan to write something where they aren't complete jerks. Maybe I'll throw in "a fate worse than death". Ha, I really do dislike them. Unlike Chip who loves Near in an inexplicable manner and she sort of likes Misa.

There are many stories that have been thought out by us -- notebooks full of them. We'll see if we can make them all come true... in the written sense, of course.

Chip: Alrighty, so...I'm a serious fan of yaoi, yuri and other odd types of pairings that make canon-lovers shudder in fear. If you're squeamish about lemons, homosexuality and a little flexibility with the age of consent, then I suggest you stay the hell away. I'm a heavy believer in multi-partner-shipping and I'm not ashamed to say I'm one of those crazed fangirls who lives in her own world. Mostly, I'm a anime/manga lover though I have been known to dabble in movie-fics and the like for tv shows I find interesting. Other than that, all I can say is that I have an oto-san I can't live without and a koneko and koboshi whom I love like brothers, lovers--and some other stuff beyond that I can't explain. I also have another account here on FF.net, one of my own writings. If you're interested, check it out: www.fanfiction.net/~erenagtrose

Some Extra:

D: Call us the Venture Sisters.

C: Actually, we've edited that--now, we're the Bento Sisters!

D: Toma!

C: Put it in the box, lock it up and don't let it out til it's iced in lemony goodness!

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Marijuana Mishaps by Jaded Expression of Euphoria reviews
Sho and Kei find something interesting in the warehouse of their latest gang raid and Sho decides to keep it, against Kei's better judgment of course. Chaos ensues of course. But then Kei remembers something he didn't even know he forgot. Sho/Kei later
Moon Child - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 135,574 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 12/23/2008
Tear You Apart by The Shinigumi reviews
Sequel to Goodnight Moon. Kira and L are on the run from the world with Mello, Near and the NPA hot on their trail... but with logic against him, will L stay with Light? It's a game of shifting alliances where anyone can win. Light/L, L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,295 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Light Y., L
The Sexcapades of Raito Yagami and L Lawliet by Grimm-kitty-kun reviews
Update 2/15/09. A series of sexy one/two-shots featuring our two favorite boys L and Raito Light . Spoiler Warning! Lemons, Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,329 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - L, Light Y.
Stolen Away by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight Reversed AU. L may be the world’s greatest thief, but Detective Light Yagami is on to him. Pity L is so good at stealing things – including Light himself. COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,833 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Anata Nara Anshin by tsukik0nek0 reviews
Hyde has agreed to star with the infamous Gackt in his movie Moon Child. Things start to heat up on and off set and Hyde struggles with possibly starting a relationship with Gackt while keeping it secret. Switching POVs, GacktxHyde. UPDATED 9-14-08
Moon Child - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,982 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007
The Old Nurse's Story by ehenshaw reviews
An old servant tells the truth of what happened to Nuala and Nuada at the end of HB2
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008
Sacrifice by Ariana Lussier reviews
What could King Balor have been thinking, when Prince Nuada reappeared after so long in exile? This is a one-shot, stream of consciousness story from Balor's point of view.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2008 - King Balor, Prince Nuada - Complete
Five Times Near Shocked Mello by whitehoney reviews
...or 'Near and sexual innuendo'.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
A Child's Smile by fiorae reviews
One day eight year-old Sho enthusiastically declares he will marry Kei, much to the humorous surprise of Toshi and Shinji. Just how does Kei feel about this odd proposal? Sho/Kei fluff, slash
Moon Child - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Live Like You're Dying by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Somewhere in her haze of yearning, Hal had allowed Mello to become the one who dealt the cards. He’d handed her the Joker. The wild card. The card that sent her stumbling into a battle she couldn’t win, and yet something in Hal relished it.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Halle L., Mello - Complete
Loser by Her Sweetness reviews
They were still very much little kids and, really, little kids shouldn't have sex for this reason exactly. B x L. OS.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2008 - L - Complete
ORGASM! 2: The Legend of Kira by Her Sweetness reviews
You thought it was finally over. You thought it would never return. But the Power of Orgasm has reached Raito Yagami and now... no one is safe. Crack!mini.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Friends: Collection by Tokebi211 reviews
Short scenes of tender ? moments among various characters. Ch. 5. Lawliet. Light: "L is for Lunatic!"
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
Aptly Named by Anglerfish reviews
L notices something interesting about Light's name. LxLight, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
God Complex by Skitts reviews
Or, alternatively titled, 'Why Light Yagami Should Never Be Allowed to Drive a Car. Ever.' :crack!fic:
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Mercy Rule by Her Sweetness reviews
Series of drabbles through which Mello continuously challenges Near to various competitions. Dressing in drag, mudwrestling, masochism, Mello's hotness, Matt's obsessive pwning and much more ensue.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,249 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Things That Can't Be Unseen by sasami-takarai reviews
Ever wondered what the cast of Death Note would think if they ran across their own fanfictions? Some less-than-perfect pairings as well as some physically impossible situations are discussed by the characters themselves.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Separation by Doc Scratch reviews
Good Idea: Teaching Mello to control his temper. Bad Idea: Sending him away from Near to do it. MelloxNear! Now has a sequel!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,262 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
ORGASM!: The Mello Chronicles by Her Sweetness reviews
Wammy's. Thanks to a mysterious magician, Mello has gained an interesting power. But he's fast become a menace to the orphanage and Rodger just can't take it anymore... that's when L steps in. Crack!mini.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
SelfInduced Euthanasia and the 5 Stages of Death by Shinigami Mothman reviews
In the midst of the last days of Mikami’s life when he’s arrested, he finds himself on the outskirts of death with a lonely suitor from the deep chasm he so desperately fears. Death oneshot angst nonexplicit yaoi L and Mikami
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Mikami T., L - Complete
Armageddon in Heaven by Shinigami Mothman reviews
An alternate ending of the series if Light were to win. The apocalyptic ending bathed in sin that should never occur. Oneshot Death anal blasphemy NECRO ALERT: DO NOT READ IF SQUEAMISH! Light and Mikami
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
Fight Fire with Fire by RobinRocks reviews
Near had always, always found it hilarious that Mello and Matt had hooked up, and more so that it was Matt who ploughed Mello until next Thursday, rather than vice versa. Rated M for language more so than the sexual content.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Secret by SavvyRavenclaw20 reviews
Hyde recounts his life after he meets Gackt and how he has grown as a man and a lover.
Moon Child - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,207 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007
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Triptych reviews
Pursued by the supporters of Kira, L's successors find themselves gathered with a mutual need to flee. Finally working together, old "partnerships" resurface and the lines between the associates blur into something all too different. Mello x Near x Matt.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Drabbles By Moonlight reviews
Vignettes of love, blood and laughter; friends, enemies and all those points in between. Drabble-Shots
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 18,416 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Interludes reviews
They have secrets; interludes in the darkness. When they're apart, boundaries become blurred. Sometimes, they're apologetic; others, they are without remorse. Aido x Yuuki. Kaname x Zero.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Soul on Fire reviews
He should have known it was him. He should have expected Hyde to be behind it all because something unexplainable always happened to him before the petite singer showed up out of the blue. Gakuhai. Oneshot. Special Request.
Moon Child - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Herzeleid reviews
...I must not be thinking right - I'm here with you. I've lost him. Everything hurts and I can't breathe because I lost him.I hate you, but I'm here because I've lost him. MelloXNear, reference to MelloXMattXNear. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Inside of You, In Spite of You reviews
I want him... despite all my trembling protests and whispered no’s. GacktXHyde. Bento Girls-style Christmas story exchange.
Moon Child - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
In Your Eyes, The World reviews
They do say that soulmates can summon one another, across any distance--if the need is great enough. Or the desire, of course...Maybe, Haido, your need for me was so great...it led you to me." GacktXHyde. Bento Girls-style Christmas story exchange.
Moon Child - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Recessional, Chronicle of a Death Foretold reviews
Snapshots of the trainwreck that no one could have stopped, especially those who had all the power in the world to do so. LXLight. Character Death.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Running Up That Hill reviews
Mello finds out Light has been lying to him in more ways than one. The volatile blonde has a murderous plan, but what will happen when darker forces at play act on their own agendas? MelloXNear, vague LXLight, implied MelloXLight. Character death. - AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Light Y., Mello
Seven Elements reviews
...The periods of their life are compromised of elements; of things primal and untamed. Hellboy II. Nuada x Nuala.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Farting Peas at the Moon reviews
Sometimes, getting Ryuk to understand your ideas is like farting peas at the moon. AU. Crack. One-shot. Rated M for implied yaoi, just to be on the safe side.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Seven Emotions reviews
...Between them, everything was empathy. Hellboy II. Nuada x Nuala.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Seven Points reviews
...There were times and there were moments; hello, goodbye; beginnings and ends. Hellboy II. Nuada x Nuala.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Seven Shades reviews
...The color consumed them, painted all they did; a tightening spiral into the abyss of red. Hellboy II. Nuada x Nuala.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Seven Colors reviews
...A myriad, a prism; colors touched every aspect of their existence. Hellboy II. Nuada x Nuala.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
The Wiggles reviews
Mello would have been a better friend to Near if only the younger boy had told Mello what the hell ‘the wiggles’ were. Two-shot. Rated T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Ohne Dich reviews
“Ohne dich kann ich nicht sein…” A closer look at the lives of those who have loved and lost after fate has robbed them of a precious gift. Char.death & spoilers. LightXL, NaomiXRaye, TeruXKira, MelloXMatt, NearXMello, MisaXLight, SachikoXSoichiro.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008
Showdown reviews
Light doesn't die, but Near does win. Back in SPK headquarters, yet another bettle between Light and Near begins, but a surprising twist will cause Light to lose control. LightXNear, NearXSurprise character. Yaoi. Lemon. AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Light Y., Near - Complete
Seven Secrets reviews
...Because when it's between siblings, the sins only get sweeter. Hellboy II. Nuada x Nuala.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Mine & Yours reviews
They could never be partners and they could never be one L, but they did pretty damn well as M and N.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Exercises In Character reviews
We're clueless as to what goes through that mind of his...but wouldn't you just love to find out?...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008
Between Breaths An LL Perspective reviews
One night, L and Light find themselves talking about their first time. They start to retrace those steps and revisit the scene of the crime as the night goes on. LXLight Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,030 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Blood Bonds reviews
The three who were once separate and discrete of one another will now become as one being, woven together by a shared thread unbreakable in its strength. To a vampire, bonds of love and blood are one and the same. Kaname x Yuuki x Zero.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
The Great Destroyer reviews
A retelling of sorts of L’s initial surveillance of the Yagami household and Light’s incredible cunning at avoiding capture as he continues his work under L’s nose. Light’s P.O.V. Megalomania warning.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Fairytale Ending reviews
...She believed in fairytale endings, once upon a time. Now, it's just her...and the Moon. She's lifeless without him...and soon, she'll be lifeless, period.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Misa A. - Complete
Drag reviews
After receiving news of L's death, Mello can't sleep and Matt isn't enough to keep him in bed. He finds himself running toward the bane of his existence, trying to quench a thirst that won't go away...and if it won't, he will.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete