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Joined 04-09-08, id: 1547646, Profile Updated: 08-22-08
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Check out RPatzz/Spunk Ransom/Edward's synopsis of Breaking Dawn here. I nearly died laughing!!


Hey Ya'll! I'm a hardcore New Orleanian, so the city will probably pop up in my fanfic a lot. I got turned on to the Twilight series one night at Barnes & Noble. That place is the devil. So anyway, I read Twilight while sitting at B&N and then bought it and New Moon. Rushed home to read New Moon and then went back the next day to buy Eclipse.

As you can tell, I am a fairly new convert to Twilight. I am anxiously awaiting Breaking Dawn. I haven't written much fanfic since my Buffy obsession has quelled, but I have been reading a lot of great stuff on FanFiction (while waiting for BD) and was compelled to start writing again.

I have to give credit to the amazing vjgm since it was really her story "Vampires in Vegas" that inspired my first fanfic "A Conventional Honeymoon". I hope she doesn't mind that I took one of Emmett's obsessions and ran with it. ("ACH" is on hiatus while I wait for inspiration, but check out my new story, "The Cullen Car Curse"!)


My new story "The Cullen Car Curse" is basically my search for Bella's after car that is mentioned in the first chapter of Breaking Dawn. Again, that's all I am going to say about BD in case there is one person left out there that hasn't read the first chapter. "CCC" chooses to believe the first chapter of BD doesn't exist. I am going to let the readers of "CCC" choose Bella's car and the last chapter will reflect the vote. I will post the poll once all chapters are complete.

Links to car pics are here:

Emmett's Pick: Hummer H2 Luxury - http://www.edmunds.com/apps/vdpcontainers/do/MediaNav/year=2008/make=HUMMER/model=H2/firstNav=Gallery/photoId=20128865

Jasper's Pick: The General Lee - http://hazzardnet.com/blog/2007/03/01/another-real-general-lee-for-sale/

Esme’s pick: Lotus Evora - http://www.lotusevora.com/pdf/Lotus20Evora.pdf and http://www.grouplotus.com/managedcontent/view/97

Carlisle’s pick: Maybach Exelero - http://www.exelerocar.com/exterior.html

Rosalie’s pick: Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 -http://www.edmunds.com/apps/vdpcontainers/do/MediaNav/styleId=101003791/firstNav=Gallery

Alice’s pick: Maserati GranTurismo - http://www.edmunds.com/apps/vdpcontainers/do/MediaNav/styleId=100986894/firstNav=Gallery

Edward’s pick: Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano F1 - http://www.edmunds.com/apps/vdpcontainers/do/MediaNav/styleId=100908804/firstNav=Gallery

Edward’s other pick: Aston Martin DB9 -http://www.edmunds.com/apps/vdpcontainers/do/MediaNav/make=astonmartin/model=db9/year=2008/photoId=20217153/firstNav=Gallery


Links for "A Conventional Honeymoon"

Galatoire's Restaurant - One of the oldest resturants in the country. This is the greatest dining experience in New Orleans. http://www.galatoires.com/

Cafe Du Monde - Coffee and Beignets. Beignets are French donuts, squares of fried pastry with powdered sugar on top. Mmmm. http://www.cafedumonde.com/main.html

Windsor Court - Fancy hotel, and these are the fanciest floors. http://www.windsorcourthotel.com/web/onor/onor_c2b1_club_level.jsp

PyrateCon site - http://www.pyratecon.com/

The "whistle" line that Emmett uses on Scarlett comes from the movie To Have and Have Not - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0037382/

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Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5782 - Favs: 3,793 - Follows: 2,844 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19950 - Favs: 12,637 - Follows: 5,321 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Dead Confederates by goldenmeadow reviews
Sultry, scary, Southern Gothic. A good ol' vamp with bad intentions, Eddie lives large as ever on the down-low, down South. Always under his skin, Bella's just sass in a frosty glass. **INSPIRED AWARDS WINNER Best Vampires & Best Bella** AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 338,303 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Laid Bare by Brits23 reviews
Desperate to taste-unable to deny. A defective vampire-a deceptive human girl. Monster and man discovers primal urges he never knew existed. Can it ever be enough? To drink her is completion, to touch her is , ExB OOC,Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 269,083 - Reviews: 4617 - Favs: 3,081 - Follows: 2,649 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7249 - Favs: 4,080 - Follows: 3,742 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6644 - Favs: 4,870 - Follows: 4,788 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22645 - Favs: 13,713 - Follows: 10,578 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13249 - Favs: 7,892 - Follows: 5,873 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Betrayal by Chedea reviews
Fate pushes Bella into a tangle of an arranged marriage, an affair, werewolves, vampires, deceit, loss, pain, but most of all love. Does love really over come all obstacles or are some things simply not meant to be? Can Bella take fate into her own hands
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,831 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14192 - Favs: 7,078 - Follows: 5,243 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every October by larin20 reviews
The prophecy cast: "She will be born for you." Years of observance turned into love and Edward Cullen could not stay away anymore. Now she needs his protection. How can Edward deny his fate when he is the only one that can save her? A/U Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,504 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Darkside of Twilight by Bella'sExecutioner reviews
AU/CC Chap. 1: Edward killed Bella, awakening an epic battle of light/dark with slippery shades of gray & revealing the origin of the vampire race and its possible future. Winner of Two Sparkle Awards: Best AU/Best OC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 164,422 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 5970 - Favs: 3,622 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Letter by changedbyEdward reviews
Bella Swan, professor of English Lit in Seattle, hears the velvety voice of rapper Edward Cullen one day and it changes her life. What happens after she writes her fan letter to him is fate personified. AU/AH Canon pairings M for language, alcohol, etc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 167,239 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Don't Believe in Vampires by lazykate reviews
"It was always you..." During a chance return to Forks, Bella Swan runs into her high school crush, only to discover that things were never as they appeared. What has Edward been waiting for all this time? A very-canon twist on Twilight, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 215,322 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Playboyward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,615 - Reviews: 13777 - Favs: 10,299 - Follows: 7,655 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Human Nature by MadamePlume reviews
Nominated in The Moonlight Awards for Best All-Human. The Cullen family stumble across a naked and bloodied young woman in the forest. She has no apparent memory, cannot communicate, and seems to be completely primal. Who is the girl they now call Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,534 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10013 - Favs: 7,379 - Follows: 6,085 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Psychotic SuperPowered Vampirism by Pastiche Pen reviews
Uh, "Edward never came back," and Bella goes crazy. Not just "hearing a hot voice in my head" crazy but medically insane. Yeah, and she has a superpower and wants revenge. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,644 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8126 - Favs: 4,511 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
The Cygnet and the Strigoi by CapnSureYouAre reviews
I used to think I was average, you know, dull and boring. Then I found out I was a shape-shifting, reincarnated death goddess with a knack for vengeance, the boy I'm obsessed with is my immortal enemy, and my friends are werewolves. So much for average.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 91,845 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Escaping Sol by Ranma15177 reviews
Bella is forever changed by her second encounter with the Volturi. Now it is up to all of the Cullens to find out the secrets of the mysterious Lillith, the intentions of the Volturi, and the fate of the 'Innocent.' Chapter 24 is up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 193,247 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 9/21/2007
My Breaking Dawn by MissMolly725 reviews
On the way home, Edward drove one handed while I began to think about Charlie's reaction. Well, worrying more like. Would he have a heart attack, or disown me?" Reviews get more chapters. I'll try to post new chapters when I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,779 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008
Darkness Before the Dawn by Raidiance reviews
An alternative story to Breaking Dawn, picking up where Eclipse left off. Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 157,869 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4080 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Caduta Petali by AnkouBlake reviews
Formally 'To Walk With Lions' Edward and Bella return to Forks after 85 years only to stumble upon an orphaned infant in the woods. Multiple POVs. First chapter rated M for some graphic scenes. Full summery inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 105,238 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Corona by SlytherinFan15 reviews
What's scarier than becoming a vampire? How about getting married, starting an Ivy league college, and having to hide everything from my parents. And then there are the dead co-eds, and everyone thinks I did it. Alternate version of book four.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,998 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper - Complete
Reborn by Luna x3 reviews
What if Jacob hadn't saved Bella when she infamously leapt from the cliff? What if it had been up to Edward to save her? What if there was only one way to truly save her from death? Read on to find out just how unbreakable Bella and Edward's true love is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008
Pomme De Sang by Aspirenauthoress reviews
A more grown up Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward become closer as the wedding nears. When she's finally changed she gains a power that helps her feed. Mixing themes from the Hamilton Vampire series. Not a crossover, AU. Very Mature, be warned!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,109 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Bella
Never Too Late by l'heure bleue reviews
—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,655 - Reviews: 3584 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
first light by blondie AKA robin reviews
Bella and Edward face what may be their greatest challenge: Marriage. One threat still stands between the couple and their fairy tale ending. Bella is the key to protecting the Cullens; but can she find enough control in time to save them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,543 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
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The Cullen Car Curse reviews
Post Eclipse: Bella’s a vampire; an extremely frustrated vampire whose truck won’t go over 50 MPH! Each of the Cullens wants to take her new car shopping. Whose pick does she like best? Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008
A Conventional Honeymoon reviews
Bella and Edward have an unexpected change in itinerary while on their honeymoon. Emmett has a convention to attend. Rosalie is reluctantly going with him. Hijinks ensue!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008