Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
My names Brandi.
You could say I am obsessed with Vampires...And dont forget Werewolves. What can i say? Stephanie Meyer got me hooked=)
I love the Twilight series. I will mostly be writing stories for that. yeah...
so any ideas? Lemme know.
1. Without a Paddle
3. Pirates of The Carribean
4. Harry Potter
5. Dark Knight
1. Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn
2. You Suck
3. The boyfriend list
4. Mediator series
5. A Walk To Remember
1. Jacob x Renesmee
2. Jasper x Alice
3. Edward x Bella
4. Rosalie x Emmett
5. Carlisle x Esme
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names.Crazy is when you get so cought up by the characters in Twilight, you actually start to believe they are real. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Jacob Black is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door
I live in a world of Rainbows, hearts and Unicorns. The rainbow is only in shades of grey and black, The hearts are broken and bleeding and the unicorn are cutting them selves with their horns... All in all it's my perfect life=D
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
if you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
"When all else fails blow shit up."
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
"I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly"
You say tomato...I say fuck you
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." --Sam Levenson
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown
"Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite
"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." --Unknown
That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron
“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown
“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown
“He who laughs last didn't get it.” - Unknown
"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"
"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder."
"When life gives you lemons throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes."
"You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music." - Jim Carrey
"Join the dark side (we have cookies)"
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
i hate it wen the voices argue wit my imaginary friends
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can vegitarians eat animal crackers?
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
What happens if you're on an airplane and you say "hi" to a friend who's named Jack?
In case you need further proof that the human race is
On a Myer hairdryer:
On a bag of
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
On some frozen dinners:
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On packet of Nobbys'
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when the world just wants you to frown.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"
OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
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