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Joined 04-09-08, id: 1547705, Profile Updated: 03-11-13
Author has written 3 stories for Phantom of the Opera, and Sweeney Todd.

fandoms: literature/film/television that i avidly ship from, write or read fanfiction of, or illustrate.


DRACULA -- dracula x mina harker
HANNIBAL LECTER TRILOGY -- hannibal lecter x clarice starling
HARRY POTTER -- lord voldemort x bellatrix lestrange , tom riddle x hermione granger , lucius malfoy x hermione granger
PETER PAN -- captain hook x wendy darling
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA -- erik x christine daae
WICKED -- fiyero tigelaar x elphaba thropp


BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES -- joker x harley quinn , scarecrow/jonathan crane x harley quinn
DOCTOR WHO -- the doctor x rose tyler
ONCE UPON A TIME -- rumpelstiltskin/mr. gold x belle


LABYRINTH -- jareth x sarah
RED EYE -- jackson rippner x lisa reisert
REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA -- graverobber x amber sweet , graverobber x shilo wallace
SWEENEY TODD -- sweeney todd x nellie lovett

favorite quotes:

"I'll tell you what real love is. It is blind devotion, unquestioning self humiliation, utter submission, trust and belief against yourself and against the whole world, giving up your whole heart and soul to the smiter - as I did."
--Philip Pirrip, Great Expectations.

"One should rather die than be betrayed. For there is no deceit in death - it delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope."
--R.M. Renfield, Dracula.

"Hell is not a place, it's a state of mind and body; hell is obsession with a voice, a face, a name."
--Erik, Phantom.

"Will they give you a medal, Clarice, do you think? Would you have it professionally framed and hang it on your wall to look at and remind you of your courage and incorruptibility? All you would need for that, Clarice, is a mirror."
--Dr. Hannibal Lecter, Hannibal.

"Some things are worth getting your heart broken for."
--Sarah Jane Smith, Doctor Who.

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
--William Shakespeare, Hamlet.

"Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight!
For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night."
--William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet.

"If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life."
--Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest.

"Some days you wake up changed."
--Thomas Harris, Silence of the Lambs.

"My mind rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work, give me the most abstruse cryptogram, or the most intricate analysis, and I am in my own proper atmosphere. But I abhor the dull routine of existence. I crave for mental exaltation."
--Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"Don't take criticism personally, take from it what's useful. Apply it and move on to something better. And be brave. No one got anywhere by being too scared to open their mouth."
--Catherine Tate.

"Know who you are, and what you want."
--Marty Bufalini.

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

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Liar by arosynose reviews
He clutches her hand so tightly, but makes sure not to break it. It's as fragile as porcelain, and worth a thousand chipped teacups. "You've only just come home."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
The Doorbell by squirrelweevil reviews
Jim will never stop waiting for Pam, even as it causes his life to crumble around him. Please review :
Office - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Jim H., Pam B. - Complete
Crazy by nohfase reviews
“Everything was custom, no labels or anything.” Joker gets himself a personal tailor.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,766 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008
The Horrible Sickness by Lauralot reviews
What's worse than the Clown Prince of Crime? The Clown Prince of Crime with a fever. Rated for language, violence, and briefly disgusting content, but mostly for safety.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Dresses by DasMervin reviews
Mrs. Lovett loved her dresses, each and every one of them.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
The Dark Lord and his Queen by Wickedwitch90 reviews
A short poem about Lord Voldemort and Bellatrix Lestrange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Unravel by orangepeeled reviews
The Wicked Witch watches.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Elphaba T. - Complete
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Laundry and Other Stories reviews
When it came down to it, what else would you expect Nellie to do with a basket of Sweeney Todd's shirts? Rated for sequences of fluff-filled naughtiness. Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
The Final Ballad of Nellie Lovett reviews
Mrs. Lovett ultimately chooses a brutal, satisfying death over living a life of one-sided love. Rated for gore. Serious gore.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Eternal Solitude reviews
Christine has left Erik to die; slowly, painfully, and alone. A post-Leroux Eristine one-shot. Drabblesque; an array of spewed and non cohesive thoughts. Rated for tragic themes and language.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete