Jaeyu the Happy Fish
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Author has written 4 stories for Kuroshitsuji, American McGee's Alice, Portal, and Evangelion.

Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind-George Orwell

Do what you want. The most important thing is that you are happy- My Dad...if only he could be held accountable to his words...


Hello, you can call me Jaeyu, or yujyuu. I record my mental imaginings of my favourite animes and pairings here. Please note that for certain fanfics, if I haven't updated in really long, those fics have been abandoned or are in cyrogenic sleep for a long, long time. You can return to reading other fics, I don't mind

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Over the Hills and Far Away by The Red Dragons Order reviews
As if fighting Voldemort wasn't enough, Harry finds out that his grandfather is none other than a certain Sannin named Orochimaru. Oh dear. Harry PotterNaruto xover RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 228,589 - Reviews: 2404 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. (My one unfinished story.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,657 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Blame Me Blame Angsty! by 64PalmFighter reviews
Sasuke is brought in for interrogations for leaving the village. It seems that he can't recall anything. Will a dip in his tragic past unlock the mysteries and his peer help him recall? Or will more questions come about? Note: This is completely fanmade and does not reflect the actual plot of Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,264 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U., Tsunade S.
Am I a Person by MoonlightSnow's Mystery reviews
This is about Naruto being sold to Sasuke and Itachi as a slave. Will they realize that he is a person too or will Naruto just be used as a toy that can be thrown away? This story will contain Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Male Kunoichi by Rickysio reviews
Team 7 is sent on a mission to Tsuchi no Kuni, where one of them will have to infiltrate a function - where the wives of the Tsuchikage and Raikage will meet - dressed as a girl. Unfortunately, Sakura isn't up to the task. So, who will it be?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,594 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Diary of a Sinner by Desu-Sinking reviews
Somehow the seal gave Kyuubi a soul. When Kyuubi decides to teach Naruto, watch how this little fact changes Konoha to its core.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,597 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Permanent Pigtails by BakaNekoSan reviews
UNDER REVISION! CHAPTER ONE THROUGH FOUR REVISED! A dangerous mission changes Naruto's life forever. What will "she" now do with her emotions transforming just like her body and her friends seeing her as someone completely different? SasuFemNaru Romance/Comedy/Slight Drama&Hurt/comfort
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,096 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto's Change of Scenery by NeoKenshin reviews
Naruto's finally had it and wants to quit Team 7 and leave Konoha. However a pale eyed girl learns about his greatest hidden secret, and because of it, Naruto gets a new change of scenery in his life. Naruto's back and how will things change?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,049 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Best Friend by KinKitsune01 reviews
I never, EVER want to become like all those girls who fall head-over-heels for him if he even sighs! I will definitely NOT fall in love with my best friend. EVER... Highschool AU, FemNaru. KibaNaruSasu, plus a few others. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,208 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Kiba I., Naruko U.
It Ended with a Bang by ramenwriter15 reviews
What if Deidara was born a girl? The story of the secertly female Deidara's time in the Akatsuki and even her past. What will happen when a certian teammate Tobi discovers her secert? What will she do to protect herself? Please Read!maybe femdei/madara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,852 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Deidara, Madara U.
Mentally Yours by Numia reviews
Full Summary inside Because of his split personality, Naruto is sent to the Konoha Mental Institution. There, he becomes the victim of the sneaky, aggressive pyscopath: Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,030 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Best Apart by nearcreature reviews
Sasuke Uchiha, a student of Konoha University meets Naruto Uzumaki. AU. OOC. Sasu/femNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,540 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Not Me by Blind-Hasegawa reviews
AU. The stealthy hunter treads quietly to capture his prey. A joint effort of Hasegawa and Blind-Alchemist. Warning: MATURE theme- more precise rating would be "X." Pairings: UK China, Japan China, Russia China, UK Hong Kong, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,337 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - England/Britain, China - Complete
Thieving Gets You Nowhere by Aesura reviews
AU Pickpocketing and stealing are the only things Naruto knows to survive in the busy streets of Konoha. But what happens when she stole a wallet from the wrong guy, namely Uchiha Sasuke! What does fate have in stored for these two? SasuFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,509 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
From boxers to bras by ChosenMibhar reviews
Naruto gets turned into a girl and now the guys are starting to see Konoha's loudest ninja in a new light. Poor, poor Naruto… A femmNaruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,589 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
With the Help of a Certain Kitsune by Aesura reviews
AU. -oneshot- Sasuke left Naruto for Sakura. Now Naruto is wallowing in depression. But can a certain kitsune help the sadden teen before it's too late? SasuFemNaru, onesided SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,261 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sand in my boxers by X-x-x-Naru-Koi-x-x-X reviews
AU Fic. Gaara's in love with his best friend; Naruto. But can Gaara deal with some new competition? Will he lose Naruto forever? How many hearts will be broken in the process? Highschoolfic. SasuxNaru,GaaxNaru,ShikaXHin DISCONTINUED. See version 2.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,574 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
A Castle of Silence and Bones by dreams.of.destiny reviews
Smut. Dark. The result of desire is never pretty and the result of unrestrained desire is a train wreck. You cannot enjoy, but you cannot look away either. The art of breaking is easiest learned. WWII, alternate-universe. Japan/China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,513 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Japan, China - Complete
Meeting Naruto by kerrieleigh reviews
DISCONTINUED. Naruto is 7 years old when he decides to run away from Konoha. But what will happen when he meets a stranger? And why does the blonde-haired man look so familiar...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,744 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4661 - Favs: 4,738 - Follows: 3,513 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
True nature of the Jutsu by tears of a mermaid reviews
Uzumaki Naruto! I hear by sentance you to one year in this form!" You would of thought that I, Uzumaki Naruto, would of been smart enough to not of done the sexy jutsu in front of Obaa-chan Tsunade...Apparently not. Why is it always me? Yaoi Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,961 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Don't Say It's Never Too Late by angelbunnycakes reviews
Naruto is blown back ten years into the past with no memories and no Kyuubi to help her. How will she manage to survive? FemNaru/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,011 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Two Sides of a Mirror by Sapphire09 reviews
A girl was raped in his dream. A dream that is so real, it was more like vision. But, if it really is, why him? What is his connection with the girl in his dream? A girl, whose appearance so similar to him, like a mirror reflection?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,916 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Naruto U.
No Matter What by WingsofHaine reviews
For her, she'd be willing to do anything... even give up her femininity. She'd be willing to be a guy... no matter what. All for her... Too bad Sasuke won't leave her be. SasufemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,917 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Slave by Imou reviews
He destroyed konoha and killed the elders. Thanks to Madara and him, the Uchihas are the supreme leaders of the world. But Sasuke is still not satisfied. What if he took Naruto as his personal slave? Will his hunger be satiated? SasuNaru, Hard Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,783 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Change in Wind by Araseri reviews
Hinata lives in a town inhabited with only females. Naruto lives in another town but full of males. Neither of them know about the other gender. What happens when Hinata accidentally ends up in Naruto's town?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,911 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
My Love is Here by Shirahane Aikawa reviews
How is it like to love your bestfriend? Well you have to ask Naru. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,209 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Naru Uzumaki: princess and slave by slifer1012 reviews
Princess Naru is captured by the uchiha's and made into Sasuke's personal slave and Sasuke likes to do 'things' with her slaves. FemSasu X FemNaru YURI Rated M for a reason, Lemons, weird stuff. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Konoha's Falling Leaves by chickenwire reviews
Because everyone has a story. Sets of drabbles travelling though the Naruto character list until it is finished. Updated weekly. This week: Koyuki Snow Princess
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Koyuki
Time's Spinning Gears by Port in the Storm reviews
Minato, in the shinigami's stomach, sees what should have never been allowed to happen. Naruto, killed at 11 years old. The shinigami gives him a choice. Go into his son's body, and act as him, or remain as a dead spirit. Minato chooses the obvious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,528 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Minato N.
Things We Can't Say When We're Alone by NewRageInc reviews
AU. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,334 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14384 - Favs: 7,516 - Follows: 5,678 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Usuratonkachi Wedding by dancer4ver reviews
"Naruto, Ino is sick, so I need you to be my maid of honor. Wait, what?" A story of love, cake, and dresses one size too small. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,429 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds, Purple Nail Polish by Kohana Kurama reviews
Tobi looks at Kisame and asks "Kisame will you butter my muffin?" Velveeta cheese is dangerous. Deidara sings pop and rap music. The Akatsuki at their best. Rated for coarse language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,731 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Akatsuki
The Madness of Suzumiya Haruhi by Queen Sydon reviews
Has everyone gone crazy? My life isn't some stupid harem drama, y'know! And what's up with Nagato acting like a normal person? And did Koizumi just try to punch me? Dammit Haruhi! What the hell have you done!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,039 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5928 - Favs: 9,317 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Metamorphosis by Nakora-chan reviews
For two years, Tanabata ruled the music industry only to mysteriously transfer before Akatsuki Records was charged with kidnapping. A blonde suddenly transfers into Sasuke’s class, and Kyuubi takes the music world by storm. Band!AU Sasu x fem!Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Teachers' Notebook by alittleinsane963 reviews
Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
I'm Not Who You Think by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Looking for the Akatsuki, Sasuke meets a genki blond eager to help him in his quest. But Naruto's true aims turn out to be a bit different; involving the one person that Sasuke has sworn to kill and Naruto has sworn to protect. SasuNaruFriendship. ItaNaru (See profile for update)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,791 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Mist and Leaves by Wanderer D reviews
A twist of fate gives Haku a new and different chance at life.- R&R Please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,141 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Haku
99 Point 9 Percent Guaranteed by xxtarragonxx reviews
Naruto is the only one left with her kitty ears and tail in her entire senior class, so now there are many people after her virginity! -AU- -Fem!Naru- -High School Fic-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,091 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Naruto U.
When Kitchens Collide by candelight reviews
Daichi, Seiya, and Sora are all in for it in a desperate pursuit of a blissfully oblivious Najika’s heart. Best way to describe your feelings: Right in your own kitchen with a dessert! Thing is, competition is fierce and fast.....
Kitchen Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,030 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009
Bijuu Spooker by The Fanfic Stealer reviews
A humerous take on the "Magical Girl Naruto" idea that's been floating around lately. Uzumaki Furuato is the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi. Strangely, nobody cares... probably because nobody wants to piss off the girl who can scare the piss out of the Bijuu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,017 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Tale of the Namikaze Clan by Basstard09 reviews
What if Minato and Kushina survived the Kyuubi's sealing and Naruto's birth? How would that change our blonde knucklehead? NaruHina after some chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,859 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Team Seven by hitori.no.boku reviews
They were never meant to be. And everyone knew it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Team Seven, Naruto U. - Complete
Illusions and Deceptions by Agni reviews
.Rewrite of Lifetime of Illusions. Izayoi used an illusion to disguise that which she wished to protect. Both Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha discover secrets that would affect their relationship in ways that they had never imagined. Sess.FemInu.AU.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Tenten's Secret Diary by naruto-fan0302 reviews
Tenten may be sweet on the outside, but what is she REALLY thinking? Slightly OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Tenten
Raising Eggs: A Health Lesson by Ahja Reyn reviews
Professor Hatake enjoys torturing his students. But when bright-eyed Naruto Uzumaki seems to fall off the deep end, Kakashi is forced to admit that maaaybe he’s gone too far.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Family Man by aurdox reviews
The kunoichis of Naruto discuss their fellow male shinobi and how they would fair in "family" situations. First up, Neji just 'cause it'd be funny, and then Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Silent Break by The Phiraris Sarari reviews
Naruto is about to die. At least, that’s what he thinks. Instead, he finds himself waking up in a mental hospital surrounded by doctors all telling him the same thing: his whole life, everything that happened, was just a hallucination…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,545 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Naruto U.
To Deliver Us From Evil by Sakure of Ice reviews
There is good and evil in this world, but who are we to judge? Narumi was sold to die to Uchiha Manor, owned by the brothers: vampires. Time's running out and the line is dying. Uchiha needs an heir. Which brother? And who will supply it? Who is the light
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,054 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Moving by Carciel reviews
Summary: Sasuke left Naruto behind him. What he couldn’t leave behind was his love for him. NaruSasu Day fiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Shinobi of Konoha by hverbos reviews
The Ministry of Magic has been corrupted! Now Dumbledore has turned to Tsuande for help to protect is school from the Dark Lord. But this time, she's not sending three or four Shinobi, she's sending twelve!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Scandal in Konoha by Inuyashahiei reviews
It's ten years after Sasuke returns to the village and everything returns to pretty much normal, until Konoha's resident troublemaker finds out something to rock his and his daughter's world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,206 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
God Complex by Nocturngirl reviews
When Shigure falls for Akito, the woman within the God, he realzes the only way he can have Akito is to destroy her world and everything in it...including her. To some people that might sound sadistic. But, it is not sadism. It's love
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Akito S., Shigure S.
Counting Biju by zetca reviews
Nine little one-shots about the Jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
The Romance of the Uzumaki by justplainrii reviews
The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,578 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Bunny! by silvablaze reviews
Fic about the kyuubi trying to influence a cute wide-eyed five year old Naruto... who thinks he's a giant rabbit...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Gender Bending? by GodofAwesome reviews
Sexy Jutsu isn't Gender Change Jutsu. I take this idea and run with it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,414 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U.
High School Musical no Jutsu! by Nutso-bonzo7 reviews
What happens when the Naruto characters take over the set of High School Musical? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007
Of Problems and Concussions by nooziewoozie reviews
Uzumaki Kushina had a problem. And that problem was that she wanted to screw Namikaze Minato every which way that was possible. She was also willing to attempt ways that were anatomically impossible. --MinaKushi, and discussions that go nowhere. Maybe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Of Marriage and Diplomacy by nooziewoozie reviews
Kushina honestly didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or go after the little Uchiha brat and his family with a chakra-infused frying pan. --chibi!Naruto asks why his parents aren't married. Rated for coarse language and adult situations. Kind of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Kushina U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Balls and Brides by TooDarnLazy reviews
Naruto’s sudden concern over the state of Sasuke’s… stuff… leads to a series of matchmaking dates, which in turn lead Sasuke to realizing just who his ideal bride is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,884 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Things to Look Forward To by darkalbino reviews
Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Four Things That Never Happened to Naruto by nooziewoozie reviews
He’s been a naughty boy, he knows, but that’s okay. The most his mom will do is take away his TV privileges for, like, five minutes or something, and his dad…well, his dad is kind of locked in a bathroom right now. --Family drama and chibi!Naruto, oh my!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Hey, Sasuke Can I ask you Something? by Rantzilla reviews
It was a day like any other for Sasuke. But of course, a certain dobe would have to ruin it with such an embarrassing question. Will it turn out for the better? Implied yaoi. SASUNARU. I really need to stop making one-shots. I wish perverted was a genre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Lilacs and Ninja by nooziewoozie reviews
She still smells like lilacs, though, and something you can’t exactly name—something musky and inviting and frightening all at once. --Minato, Kushina, and meetings over the years. Spoilers for, uh, the identities of Naruto's parents, I suppose.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Only Sweeter by AndSheWasBeautiful reviews
-"One night, and one more time, Akito. Thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so great." "He tastes like you, Shigure, only sweeter." The twisted romance of God and her dog.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Akito S., Shigure S. - Complete
This Love by Strawberry Raindrops reviews
Oneshot. SaiNaruSasu. "This love has taken its toll on me. She said goodbye too many times before. Her heart is breaking in front of me and I have no choice 'cause I won't say goodbye anymore."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Mother Love by yourmainsqueeze reviews
Completely re-written and transformed into a one-shot. A few brief glimpses of what it may have been like for Itachi's mother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Fairy Tale Endings by Old Beginning New Ending reviews
Because he was supposed to proclaim those three small words to her. Not to the one lying in his arms. Dying. Sasunaru/Narusasu Implied death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Noises in the Bedroom by sinemoras09 reviews
Temari is too nosy for her own good. Gaara x Hinata. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Of Mice, Men and Terrifying Women by Fiercest reviews
“But you saved my life!” “I also threw you off a four story building. That’s generally frowned upon in this day and age." On Kushina, Minato and the things that make him fear her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Sandstorm by DJ-Rage reviews
Naruto is banished from Konoha after nearly killing Sasuke in an attempt to bring him home. He makes his way to Suna and four years later Konoha needs his help. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,108 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Baby Mine by Songstone reviews
Itachi knew the plan that surrounded Sasuke's birth. It was all very crucial and it had to be followed through. But...Itachi can't help but to feel the urge to ignore the plan once the newborn was in her arms. -Warning for brain-breakage. AUish-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Awkward Gestures by Strawberry Raindrops reviews
Oneshot. SaiNaru. "Sai... what the HELL are you doing?" "I'm holding hands with you." "I KNOW that! I'm asking, WHY! GET OFF!" In which Sai tries different gestures on Naruto as his guinea pig.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
A Dating Guide for the Mentally Retarded by Tally Mai-chan reviews
Sai got a new book! But this is not your average friendship book, no It's a dating guide! Will Sai win the hearts of Konoha's female population or will he end up sorely heartbroken? Crackish Sai fic. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sai
Attempted Anger Managing by Kohana Kurama reviews
After Tobi's "temper tantrum" it's decided that maybe the Akatsuki should take an anger management class. Of course, Kohana isn't evil enough to send them to a professional so she tries to manage their anger herself. Good idea or bad idea?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
His Eighteenth Birthday by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Sasuke dared Sakura to give him what he wants for his eighteenth birthday after she won’t stop bugging him from it. What happens…when the kunoichi actually granted his ‘wish’? Late birthday fic for Sasuke-teme! SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, bondage, OOC, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Incense by hitori.no.boku reviews
As the exotic smell hit her, Anko thought about the utter failures that were a new generation of Kunoichi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Anko M. - Complete
Tolerance by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, pre-Naruto, one-shot. Follows after "Tomboy Butterfly". Minato can tolerate a lot of things. He tolerates his sensei's vices. He tolerates Kushina's antics. But one thing he can't really tolerate is...alcohol. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Blank Canvas by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke is happily living with Naruto, his lover and dearest person. Naruto is not-happily living with his lover and dearest person. In fact, at this moment, he'd rather be not-living, not-happily with his lover and dearest person. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tomboy Butterfly by Quill of Molliemon reviews
One-shot, pre-Naruto, follows "Secret Family Jutsu". Kushina wants to apologize. Minato picks the punishment. Both get more than they bargain for. And Jiraiya enjoys the show... Read and review and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Friendship and Love by Zenerific1 reviews
He heard the quiet sobs coming from the bush as he was passing by it on the way home, frowning he peered at the bush but didn’t get any closer. Sasuke X FemNaruto AU. Once again a Rating Change ITS BACK TO M PEOPLE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,890 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Secret Family Jutsu by Quill of Molliemon reviews
One-shot, pre-Naruto. Kushina decides to share a jutsu that her older brothers taught her with Minato... Minato rather wishes that she hadn't. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Wishes by writtenxlady reviews
Because she's not the perfect girlfriend. ShikaNaru?Sasunaru?. FemaleNaruto. Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,396 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Naruto U.
Shocking Surprise! by swirlheart reviews
Sasuke’s been a real pain lately in squad 7 and everyone’s had enough. Even Kakashi! So the masked sensei comes up with a solution… a shock collar to keep the Uchiha in line! Please read and review! Nice ones please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Two Birds, One Stone by lilkyonkyon reviews
Hiashi knows it’s time for Hinata and Neji to get the Talk. He decides to kill two birds with one stone and tell them at the same time. Rated for innuendo. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Top 10 Ways To Humilate Akatsuki by Ai Usagi reviews
These are the Top 10 ways to humiliate Akatsuki! or get killed by them Hope you enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Kiss on the cheek, holding my hand by Crazy4Moony reviews
Materialistic, that seems to be the way to go when it comes to confessions of love. Aren't they supposed to be simple, and easy and natural? Then why are they so damn hard? Eight-year-old Sasuke finds out what it really means to be loved. Pure fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In Which Naruto Is Educated Regarding His Hat by First Weaver reviews
A list, as compiled by Uchiha Sasuke. With notes from YOUR Hokage, Naruto! Yea-ah
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Makes the Difference by Moon Ecstasy reviews
Harry Potter has been sucked into a 17 year old Naruto's world. How will he get by in a world of Ninjas and wandless magic? What is the threat building in the shadows? And when it comes to broken and whole bonds, what makes the difference? Slash & het.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,405 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Seme Uke Quiz by Sora-Kitsune-Cosplay reviews
Summary: What happens when some of the Naruto characters go one the internet and find a Uke/Seme quiz? Some will be shocked on what they got. There will be Yaoi! Based on
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Naruto U.
When everything dries apart by Super Heart Lollipop reviews
Amu stabbed the knife through his chest. Blood spreads everywhere. Tears in her eyes, she knew he was dead.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Dream by Klei reviews
Kakashi had warned Sasuke that dreams were private things, not to be messed with. Naturally, our favorite Uchiha ignores this and decides to go ahead and use his new technique to observe Naruto’s sleeping world… SasuNaru lemons, bondage, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The List by CassandraChristine reviews
Just cute fluff. Sasuke was bored so he made a list of things he loved about his dobe. Two-shot, Naruto makes a list back. Yaoi, Boy on boy, it's obliviously SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eternity by nooziewoozie reviews
He will come, as will they all, and then, there will be eternity. --A very dead James contemplates life, death, family, and the breakage of heavenly noses. Rated for, like, one bad word, just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/1/2009 - James P. - Complete
In Hopes of Saving you by Musiqua reviews
NarutoXHinata Oneshot When Sasuke leaves, Naruto is propelled into a state of depression. Hinata decides to take on the role as the knight in shining armor. Her 'magical healing elixir? A basket of fortune cookies...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
How To Be A Class Clown by KNDfreak reviews
People always thought that class clowns are stupid. They're not. They know exactly what's happening. It's just that...pain gets in the way, but mostly, it's the clown's. Short oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
How To TOTALLY Annoy The Naruto Characters by DeidaraLovesMe reviews
If you wanna know how to annoy the characters of Naruto then this is the place! If you get any injuries from attempting any of these...dont tell me I didnt warn ya!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 7/15/2007
I Swear, I'm Going To Kill You by ChoiSeungHyun110487TOP reviews
Why does Sasuke REALLY want to kill Itachi? Find out. :3 R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
I Will Possess Your Heart by Murasaki Fujiwara reviews
“Farewell, Hatake Kakashi…” The blue haired kunoichi muttered, transforming into paper and fluttering away beneath his fingertips. At the last moment, Kakashi’s fingers closed around one of the thin leaflets. Konan froze. "My heart! Let go of me!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,785 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kakashi H., Konan - Complete
Akatsuki Kids by Onyx Embers reviews
Beware the muffins, they contain secrets......and chocolate! Ultimate Hilarity at the expense of the Akatsuki's diginty. like they ever had any! Rated T, 'coz theres Hidan! Written by Sand
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Slumber Movie by swirlheart reviews
The boys of the Leaf have a party and fall asleep during the movie. What do they dream about? Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,025 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Your Birthday Gift by Livexthexmagic reviews
Sakura's throwing a surprise party for Hinata's 18th birthday and Naruto has no idea what to get her. There must be something that she would like...NaruHina ficlet. Slight SasuSaku. Possible omake to come...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Loss by amiigochat reviews
end of the war..but it seems that it's the end for Allen too?..
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee
My Bastard, The Possessive Owner by TanukiRaccoon reviews
No matter how many times Kakashi groped him, no matter how many times he was hit on by strange men, no matter how much he hated this French Maid uniform, he still had to wear it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 111 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Seme is an Uke! by TanukiRaccoon reviews
What was freaking Sasuke out was that hours before someone had been pounded into the bed. And that someone was Sasuke Uchiha." Yaoi, NARUSasu, crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Nine Masks of Uzumaki Naruto by DurielZamoran reviews
Nine Masks. Nine Faces. Nine Lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Talk by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, modern-era, non-ninja, pre-Naruto, spoiler-lite. Another one-shot follow-up to "Seasons". "...There's a girl in your room."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/21/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] - Complete
Nariko by Amei-chan reviews
AU Naruto is actually Nariko, a girl who disguises herself as a boy so she'll be treated like one and prove that girls are just as good as boys and achieve her dreams. NOT SasuNaru... permanently
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,852 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Flawed Logic by ilovesoccer13 reviews
Neji has five reasons why he simply cannot, for any reason, in any way, shape, or form, marry Tenten. Neji/Ten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
How Far Will You Go? by Klei reviews
Naruto catches Sasuke and Sakura in intimate acts. The Uchiha insists that Sakura forced him to do it, which she did, but the blonde refuses to believe it! Therefore, Sasuke comes up with something to prove his love! : SasuNaru, oneshot, bondage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
11 Things by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Before her life ends, Hermione Granger wanted to do eleven things… Dramione! FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,570 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Child's Laughter by coastal-spirit reviews
At the age of five, Akito was a serious child, not easily given to laughter. Contains spoilers for the whole of the Fruits Basket manga.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Akito S., Shigure S. - Complete
HIGH by BuBBly CaNis luPus reviews
OH LORD. IT HAD FINALLY HAPPENED. ...UCHIHA SASUKE WAS HIGH.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Reproduce by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke needs to breed and Naruto is unpredictable enough to make that happen. [NaruSasu]Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
After Dinner Sleeper by swirlheart reviews
What happens when Naruto has to share a room with a sleepwalking Sai after a huge turkey dinner? Read and find out! It's gonna be fun on a bun! PLEASE REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
To Hell With it All by DurielZamoran reviews
You smile and laugh for the sun is shining. But as the light fades what will you do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lies You Tell Yourself by jazzy2may2 reviews
Sakura cheats. Sasuke cheats. Naruto suffers and puts a hurt on Sasuke. This story is a bit rough. eventual Slash/Yaoi, No Like No Read. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,952 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
i think i've fallen in love with my teacher by xdestinyxforeverx reviews
So there’s this really hot student teacher. All the boys love her. All the girls hate her. Is it okay for me to fall head over heels for her? Oh right, I guess I forgot to mention, she’s dating Sasuke Uchiha; captain of the football team. i have NO chance
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,378 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fire Shadow's Son by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
46 Hours of Twilight by The.Sexy.Fruitcup reviews
Hermione's insight on the one book that she wouldn't mind burning-- Twilight! Twilight Hate-fic! /Nicole's Fic./
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Obey Me Sasuke by swirlheart reviews
When Naruto returns from a mission he receives a ‘gift’ from the girl he was sent to bodyguard. The gift you ask? Well, let’s just say that Sasuke better start believing in hypnosis real soon, because Naruto’s looking for a test subject. Please REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,113 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Magazine by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke hates his therapy class… but after finding a magazine things have gotten a little more interesting… yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon in second chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Retarded Equine Influenza by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets his first horse for his sixteenth birthday present! Hey, let’s go for a little ride to a nearby spring… holy crap! What happened to my horse! Yaoi, lemon, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,179 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara TheBabysitter? by CaityAndNaeHeartCookies reviews
What happens when Gaara is forced to babysit? 'It'll be a piece of cake' says Temari, pfft, yeah right...ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Dear Sasuke, by The Scrawler reviews
You know, I really hate you." Sakura and Naruto pen letters to their wayward teammate during the two and a half years they are separated; to check up on him and generally inform him how much of a moron he is for joining Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Everyone in Naruto is Gay by Kannagi reviews
Do not read, it is disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2008
The Rebel by naivekid reviews
Long Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,422 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
By Your Side by Laura Schiller reviews
Amu could not believe her own fickleness. What was she doing, holding hands with Tadase just minutes after being rejected by Ikuto? It wasn't fair for her emotions to yank her around this way and that. Contains information about the Lock and Key. Complete
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,355 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Amu H., Tadase H. - Complete
River by Sweeter reviews
“You’re breaking rules?” she demands, folding her arms. “Yes,” Jonas says. She’s always liked that part of him, he never tells lies. “Alright then,” she agrees. Rated M because of two paragraphs.
Giver - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Only You by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 118 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fracture by Rickysio reviews
When reality appears to crack, what can Sasuke believe? When the lines blur, a genius falls into insanity. Oneshot. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For His Own Good by Laura Schiller reviews
Kiseki embarrasses Tadase with his charachange once too often and they make a deal: Kiseki will stop...but only if Tadase confesses to Amu.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Tadase H., Amu H. - Complete
Being Mrs Uchiha by HelliousAngel reviews
Being Mrs. Uchiha wasn’t a bed of roses. Having an ice cube for a husband and an army of kids, there is only one person who would have survived through these hardships. Uchiha Naruko, a perfect wife and mother. Until her world came tumbling down. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
デスノートのナルト Oujoufuki no Naruto by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
Naruto was banished from Konoha. He soon disappears, listed as S-Rank Nukenin. In seven years, a vengeful Uzumaki gets revenge... with a little black book. Naruto/Death Note crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Death & Rebirth of the Blond Idiot by Tachibana Azrael Chikoku reviews
After a botched time jutsu attempted by Kyuubi, Naruto is forced to relive his Genin years. And he will expect changes both good and bad. On a reconstruction project.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,933 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
We've Had Enough! by Jasaiya Hawkins reviews
Naruto and Gaara both are tired of life in their villages. So they both leave them and go to the Land of Snow, where they become the first official ninja there. NaruGaa friendship,a pairing for both of them in later chapters.Please enjoy this story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,783 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
No need to bother, I know by Em0tionally UnStAbL3 reviews
Naruto snaps, in the wrong. SUICIDE. SUICIDE. SUICIDE. Do not read if you hate Suicde one shots.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tails of Konoha's Vixen by shadowzerover5 reviews
After the battle of the Valley, Natsumi must cope in going back to her original appearance along with the pain that comes with it but someone whom she least suspect will help her stand up once again. FemNaru is Natsumi. FemNaruSasu. On Indefinite Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,858 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Teambuilding by Kantayra reviews
Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Whole New Meaning Of Schizophrenia by PsychoBabe313 reviews
There’s a bunch of different kinds of Harrys out there. There’s druggie!Harry, gay!Harry, emo!Harry, gansta!Harry, evil!Harry. Heck, they even have girl!Harry! So what happens when all these Harrys appear in one fic? Mass destruction. Lots of OOCness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P.
Cat's Tales by o-banana reviews
Iruka thought he had enough trouble looking after a house full of cats, dogs, and various other humanoids. But when Naruto goes into heat, he finds out what trouble really means... YAOI SasuNaru, various other pairings. Anthro
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,132 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Love is Strong by Addict-of-SasuNaru reviews
[Title change. It was Nekochan]CatSasuke. FemaleNaruto. Jealousy. Missions. And a supercool festival what else could you ask for. Oh and theres definatly alot of drama. Definatly. SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Some Misunderstanding by MintiNeko reviews
It made sense, that the one girl that caught his attention would try to kill him. MinaKushi, minor FugaMiko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Cat's Cradle by Dear.Leaf reviews
After a strange chain of events, Tadase finds himself strapped down into a bed at Easter HQ. Ikuto and Utau are left to watch over him as he falls into the deep reaches of insanity and Ikuto finds himself making the hardest decision he's ever had to make
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,243 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008
Sinful by Sakure of Ice reviews
Seven deadly sins are alive in Naru, but she couldn't risk her friendship with Sakura, or her new reputation. He was never so appealing in her eyes. He wasn't attracted 'til now. Why can something so pure in heart be so tainted bodily? Summary sucks I kno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Feverish by darkalbino reviews
We all know Sasuke has a tendency to be a bit of a bastard. To him, "no" just means "try harder." And for a sick Naruto, that's no good...or so he thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Becoming Gay by Ahja Reyn reviews
Simple questions can sometimes lead to unknown answers. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Defenestration by ignitesthestars reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Frozen by Sandylee007 reviews
HUGE SPOILERS TO CURRENT MANGA CHAPTERS! Because until the day he died, Itachi was ready to do absolutely anything for his brother. Even if Sasuke would never know. My small tribute to Itachi's sacrifice. NO INCEST!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Effect and Affection by Z. Alexander reviews
Sequel to Cause and Effect. Trouble's brewing in Konoha, and Naruto will have to learn the hard way that sometimes, before you can save others, you have to save yourself. And sometimes, you have to let others save you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,849 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ruby Blue by Petileo reviews
Au. Sasunaru, female Naruto. “You are reality Naruto, you’re my reality.” He smirked, and she never wished for to be able to hit him more than she did at that moment. “And you know how much I hate dreams…” M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cause and Effect by Z. Alexander reviews
In the end, Sasuke couldn't let Naruto kill him...and he couldn't kill Naruto, either. So he did the only thing he COULD do...and Naruto is now very, very confused. Watch out, Konoha, because Uzumaki Naruto is about to make history. NOT SasuNaru, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,259 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bringing Sasuke Back by Natsudori reviews
Naruto's version of the song "Bringing Sexy Back"
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hope by DurielZamoran reviews
Naruto says he's going to be Hokage. The only person that doesn't believe him, is himself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
AI Love You Not by Sakure of Ice reviews
Sasuke stumbles upon a humanoid computer in the alley and couldn't have thought of worse luck. Nonetheless, this comp. falls in love with him. Will Sasuke surccumb to her, or will this be an unrequited love that will ultimately break her forever?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,362 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hatsukoi by Agni reviews
He had fulfilled his ambition. His clan is finally avenged. Now it is time to return home and claim his hatsukoi. SasuNaru, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 271 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Royal Punishment by iJutsu reviews
Tenten is just an average, spunky school girl who passionately HATES the prince of their town: Prince Neji. And when Neji asks her to become his lover, that changes both their lives forever. [NejiTen AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,616 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Victory by Irvine Cypher reviews
L never expected those three words to come out of Raito's mouth. genderswitch
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
ONE WISH by ShAdOwScOrPiO reviews
[AU] What if Naruto of Konoha High made a wish that causes him to turn into a girl! Plz don't flame me, this is my debut novel in fanfic. Female NarutoxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,750 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006
Suicide Over Friends by Inumaru12 reviews
with friends like his, Naruto might as well as commit suicide…and he did. Rated for suicide. Very slight side Yaoi. Ignore what it says inside, there IS NO SEQUEL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wardrobe Malfunction by kumagorox3 reviews
Naruto is pissed. Very pissed. Why is he wearing a thong to school? AU, SasuNaru FLUFFY Slight GaaraNaru, IruNaru, KakaNaru, JiriayaNaru, and NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Speaking Sasuke by kiera golightly reviews
Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Save My Mother! by Azalie-Kauriu reviews
[Female Naruto]The bastard got her pregnant and because of it she had to run away from her home village. Years later, her son comes seeking for help from Konoha to save his mother from Akatsuki. ?SasuNaru?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,778 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Uzumaki of the Demon Village by Adorabella reviews
After failing his genin exams for the third time, Naruto runs away from Konoha, only to run into a ninja of the Demon village...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006
An Uchiha Party Catastrophe by 64PalmFighter reviews
a simple party goes bad afterwards in the Uchiha household! Can it get better? Or worse? I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha Christmas by HK Keiji reviews
Itachi kidnaps Naruto as a christmas present for Sasuke. UCHIHA CHRISTMAS! Yaoi threesome bondage smut [sasunaru] [itanarusasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006
Gaara's ABC's by Shikamaru Nara's Fangirl reviews
Teach your kids the ABC's the Gaara way!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Gaara - Complete
One by Seto's Darkness reviews
Sasuke just wanted one chance to be with Naruto and he's going to get it, no matter what. Even if it meant showing that he was prettier than that Sakura that Naruto crushes on… [SasuNaru AU yaoi, fluff]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
PN: True Confessions of a Paperwork Ninja by Goldenkizamu reviews
You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Refusal by Abby -WCD reviews
Evil!Sasuke, rape, deathfic: Sasuke gives Naruto one last visit in a shabby hotel room to express his true feelings to his best friend.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unbearable Pain by KawaiiAki reviews
Laugh Naruto. Smile Naruto. No one will ever know your pain. Sasuke is cheating on Naruto and Naruto can't handle it...NaruSasu Characterdeath R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In love with a sinner by Agni reviews
Naruto is in love with a sinner, would he give up everything he holds dear for him? Yaoi, ItaNaru, MPreg!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Pleasant Days reviews
Kaworu/Shinji. Inspired by the song "Kagerou Days"
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Shinji I., Kaworu N.
Subject Chell reviews
AU. Chell is a robot designed for solving the most extreme tests. But what happens when the Aperture's perfect robot starts going haywire?
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2011
Dream reviews
A lone tear rolls down her face and splashes. Just for once, she wants to live in her dreams. Post-AMR Oneshot
American McGee's Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alice - Complete
Young Mistress reviews
Sebastian's other name for the head of the Phantomhive family. Chapter 1: Once a month.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.