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Author has written 15 stories for Mighty Ducks, and Harry Potter.

My name is Paul, I'm 32 and I live in Argentina. (That's all I'll say about myself)

For those that leaves critics to my grammar (That sucks, i admit), know that English is not my first language and i only write to have some fun.

I tried to get a beta reader, but i never got a reply from then. Now, if someone wants to do the job, send me a mail.

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Harry Potter and the Time Of Change by AbolishedPenguinWriter reviews
After Fifth Year, Harry Potter has lost everything. What will it take for him to overcome his latest anguish and seek revenge on those lost. No Time Travel, No Slash, Independent, Sixth Year, Gritty Realism, New Powers, some Humour, no pairings, Kickass!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 250,653 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Harry P.
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their wish. Follow them as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,174 - Reviews: 3077 - Favs: 5,102 - Follows: 6,694 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Like Juggling Snowballs through Hell by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
The summer after fifth year, Harry's all set to leave Privet Drive. Tonks comes along, and Harry's life is changed forever. AU Humor/crackfic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,087 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,750 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 5,887 - Follows: 5,669 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elemental Changes by Peeves' best friend reviews
Who is Harry Potter? A son, a brother, a good guy? No. A nephew, a friend, a hero ? Somewhat. Destined for greatness? Yes. A prick? Oh, absolutely. (Updated less often than once per month. Read at own risk. Author already aware of the problems of first year(s). Questions in disclaimers and ANs of chapters 1-40 do not need to be answered anymore.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,443 - Reviews: 2365 - Favs: 4,391 - Follows: 4,839 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 2/23/2012 - [Harry P., OC] Albus D.
The Change, For Better or For Worse by Madness to My Methods reviews
It's the summer before 5th year and Harry arrives at Grimmauld Place. Everyone's in for a shock because Harry has changed, for better or for worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,594 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P.
With You by My Side by HermiHugs reviews
Harry and Hermione are 'child prodigies'. Destiny managed to throw them together and they form a bond far stronger than any seen in the wizarding world. They use their intelligence to bring innovations into the world that have not been thought before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 315,536 - Reviews: 2234 - Favs: 4,927 - Follows: 4,483 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 2/3/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Sirius B., Amelia B.] - Complete
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 4,617 - Follows: 5,503 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Paging Dr Bell by zArkham reviews
The 15 year anniversary of Voldemort's defeat is near so Luna is writing the behind the scenes look at what the 'power He knew not' was all about. She turns to Dr. Bell, famous psychologist, for her unique view of the B-W-L. Year 1 onwards w/future perspective. Harry/Multi due to House needs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 203,568 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Katie B.
The Day he was Pushed to Far by Severus Draconis Potter reviews
Unable to deal with the pain and loss he felt during the third task; Harry slowly startes to fall apart,the others around him oblivious to it all. The loneliness was eating him up until one day, Harry finally snaps. Mentor/Severus *Suicide-Themes/Death*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 82,573 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by Marcielle's Musings reviews
When Harry is attacked by Dementors before his fifth year and is told that 'Ministry representatives will be calling at your place of residence shortly to destroy your wand' - he runs. There is no way he is letting anyone snap his wand. This is Harry's journey of self discovery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,432 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 2,970 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P.
Midnight Gold, The Rise Of The Forgotten Lord by InheritanceConfessor2011 reviews
The chronicles of the rise of Lord Harry James Potter and his battle to rebuild the Potter family to its former glory, while working to prove himself worthy of the Potter name and its ancient legacy. Neville is true B-W-L, Rated M for mature themes, No slash. . Chapter 43 reposted - ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 446,559 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 3,548 - Follows: 3,736 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P.
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 4,569 - Follows: 5,533 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Silvertongue by butalearner reviews
Ten-year-old Harry Potter meets a kindred soul in secret who changes his whole outlook on his life with the Dursleys. Burned into Harry's mind with the violent death of his only friend, the lessons imparted guide him through his time at Hogwarts. AU, Slytherin!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,302 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Harry P.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8988 - Favs: 17,489 - Follows: 11,319 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not Is by Tezza1502 reviews
Harry's left to his own devices between his fifth and sixth years. Sadly, Voldemort still found a way to make Harry's life miserable. What will be the consequences of Harry's act of self-preservation? How far will the ripples spread?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,771 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter Wishing for a friend by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
Harry could not find out how to get onto platform 9 3/4. So he wished for a friend with all of his heart, when he got far more than he could wished for. MOF Dumbledore H/Hr One wish has changed everything! Chapter 27. Sharing the Joy of Quidditch. Hogwarts' First years visit Beauxbatons and Durmstrang to invite them to next Tri-Wizard Tournament of Quidditch. Draco is back! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,413 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 2,721 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
No Knowledge, No Money, No Aim by Eternal Payne reviews
In a world where Neville Longbottom was marked as Voldemorts equal, Harry Potter is determined not to be his Inferior, and that leaves only one option... Not Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,748 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P.
I Want to Go Home by thegenuineimitation reviews
Harry Potter has always been an exceptional boy. Exceptionally difficult that is. Though highly intelligent and skilled in almost everything Harry has never been a social animal. Going to boarding school, even though it's a magic one, is not his idea of a good time. AU. Challenge Response.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,541 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 266,659 - Reviews: 3797 - Favs: 7,648 - Follows: 4,436 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3309 - Favs: 6,493 - Follows: 6,951 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Seer of Time by Akirina reviews
Adopted: Alt Universe - Harry Potter is a very strange child. He KNOWS things. Things he shouldn't know. What if Harry was born with a powerful seer's sight? Intelligent, driven, independent, parselmagic, parselmouth. A do-over sort of story, but not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,491 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Harry P.
All's Fair In Love And War by Shadrac reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry was hailed as a hero. Soon he was relabled as the new dark lord. Persecution and death followed until only Harry and a few of his friends remained. Using a ritual, they go back to 9/1/91 with a new plan: payback.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 97,785 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Talk With Harry by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
From the "Man of Iron, Father of Gold" universe: The Avengers try to give Harry "the talk". Hilarity is bound to ensue. From a reluctant Tony, to a blunt Natasha, to an awkward Steve and everyone else from the movie.No longer a Two-Shot. Each character will get their own chapter. Loki is now included in the madness!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,063 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 1,706 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P.
Hadrian Potter: Darkness Rising by AvatarVecna reviews
Hadrian Potter has entered the magical world a darker person. Will he become its savior, its conqueror, or neither? Can he survive the plots to control his fate while deciding what to do with his life? Rated M for dark stuff and suicidal references. RW bashing, manipulative Dumbles. Cunning, powerful, dark HP/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,535 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Take No Umbridge I: As Umbridge Sees it by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Harry Potter discovers that his being Triwizard Champion has some unexpected benefits regarding the teaching of Madame Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Dolores U. - Complete
1001 Ways to take an Golden Egg from a Dragon by freakyfinger reviews
A series of OneShot ideas on how Harry beat the first task of the Triwizard Tournament.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,446 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 3,301 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 3,925 - Follows: 5,132 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Awakened Seer by fate's mask reviews
He was just a little boy. A little boy of eight years old that detests his own family. Wrong BWL story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,110 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [Harry P., OC] Neville L., Blaise Z.
Magus, Grim, and Nightshade: The Sorcerer's Stone by whitetigerwolf reviews
Raised by his maternal grandfather, Erik Lehnsherr, Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts a very diffrent person. Crossover with X-Men the Movie. First in Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,067 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Game Of Thrones by HunchHunchWhatWhat reviews
Harry was always meant to be a Slytherin. Starting in his fourth year, Harry decides that maybe he should start acting like it. Now that he is forced into the TriWizard Tournament, Harry plans on playing the game in a way no one could have ever dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,608 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Assassination of Tom Marvolo Riddle by seraph orion black reviews
One simple phone call changes the war. One simple job for two hundred thousand pounds becomes the race for life and death. What happens when the hunter becomes the hunted? Who will win and who will pay the price?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,556 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter & the Avengers Initiative by VINcredable reviews
Harry has spent two years on the run from his own country. Now while hiding in Germany he stumbles into a series of events that could threaten the entire world. Avengers movie xover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 773 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Harry P.
Birthright by Seshat The Scribe reviews
Harry Potter was forced to leave behind his family and friends and the place he called home. What he found went beyond anything he could have imagined. What he found would help him win a war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,717 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P., Sally-Anne P.
HJP by pamster reviews
The werewolves are joining Voldemort and the Order desperately needs US help to win the war. Mike is an American agent with only three letters to his name - H.J.P. and a troubled past. Many crossovers! Gray Harry! M safety! NO flames but review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Harry P.
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Path of His Own by CrapsterZ reviews
His parents' deaths saved his life. Sirius' death saved his freedom. Harry sets out to face Voldemort on his own terms and without the meddling of Dumbledore. HP/FD/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 69,532 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Hayley Potter Chronicles by Riza Hawkeye reviews
This story is based on the assumption James and Lily had a girl, not a boy, though everyone thought they were having a boy, even Lord Voldemort. My imagination runs wild from there. Eventually will be Hermione/Fem-Harry, AU, femslash. Will follow books1-7 (On hold for the time being, but I will be getting back to this, I promise)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,961 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 10,918 - Follows: 2,617 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 742 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 419 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tripping Up by Drauchenfyre reviews
"Where I come from, there's ruuuules..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Hermione G., Amelia B. - Complete
A Hogwarts Christmas Story by Bobmin356 reviews
Christmas comes earlier than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 197 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., F. Flitwick - Complete
Sacrifice by Rex Tims reviews
Arriving home after his fifth year, Harry knows what he has to do and, for once, it's not fight, but something else he's morbidly familiar with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Harry P.
Here's to the Losers by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry refuses to participate in the Triwizard Tournament. Watch how he fails at even that!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,114 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The First Task by Grant Larceny reviews
AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 124 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 197 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 5,699 - Follows: 1,047 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
How To Get Into The House You Want by Elliot Green reviews
Six ways to get into the house of your choice. Compliments, Sympathy, Bribery, Threats, Hypnotism and Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 2,709 - Follows: 629 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 3,958 - Follows: 889 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 4,496 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 317 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bet by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 163 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Why is Harry Smiling? by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 140 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10424 - Favs: 16,026 - Follows: 4,931 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Defending the DA by Ramos reviews
Harry must answer to the Hogwarts Board of Governors when unusual O.W.L. results bring allegations of cheating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 162 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
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Finding Out The Truth reviews
When Harry dissapears and no one knows where he is, the WW considers him a fugitive. Tonks decides to investigate it and the things go to the hell. Lots of bashing and hints of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Chances reviews
The world is full of chances. You just need to know when to take yours and Harry is decided to take all of them! H/Hr fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lies and Arguments reviews
The WW finds out that Harry's gone and the Order tries to hide it with a new lie. But not everyone is too happy with it and the problems arise once more. Sequel to 'MMAL'. It starts where the previous one finished. This is not a H/Hr fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 135 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Misunderstandings, Miscommunications and Logic reviews
Harry is locked after his fifth year for his 'safety'. What happens, when he uses the same logic of the Order? Probelms!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 159 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Lots of Psychopaths! reviews
Psychopaths Assemble! A hero, a Dark Lord, a Vampire, a Mobster, 2 Ninjas, Star Wars, Dragon Ball and a lor more in just this new fic! Hilarity and crazyness assured!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Harry P., OC
Doing it in the Slytherin Way reviews
Reuploaded as the previous one dissapeared. The Tournament with Harry with a Slytherin Personality. H/Hr. Ron/Gin/Dumbles Bashing. Grammar Checked!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,710 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Weapon of Mass Destruction reviews
It could also be titled: 'How to make a revolution with an Uzi, a Rocket Launcher and a Kalashnikov for dummies'. Au of fifth year!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
You Are Not Qualified reviews
Just another bunny plot of my creation. Harry makes a little investigation and finds some lies! Umbridge watch out! He's out for your blood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Cleaning the Wizarding World reviews
After the war, the WW hasn't changed and the Pureblood Families still control it. Harry and his friends make a plan to make them lose it. Based loosely on 'The Long Walk' of Stephen King. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Human Stupidity Has No Limits reviews
Recipe for disaster: Delores Umbridge and her Decrees against a Harry Potter with knowledge of the law and the Muggle Tv. Result: Chaos and hilarity as the DADA Professor shows how stupid can be someone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Teaching at Hogwarts reviews
At sixth year, Dumbledore asks Harry to take the post as Defense Teacher and the chaos starts! H/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,048 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Harry P., OC
The Cat's return reviews
Julie returns home after the games. Sequel to 'Friend in need'
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Julie G. - Complete
A Summer Together reviews
Charlie goes to visit Julie while his mom is on a trip. During those 3 weeks together, their friendship will grow stronger and also the feelings of love between them. Sequel to "Friend In Need"
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Friend in need reviews
Julie recieves a bad news from her home and needs someone to support her. Charlie is there to do it. Set in D2 before Russ' entrance to the team.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
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