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FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA) Mittensx7768 (USA)
90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10% yelling, "JUMP BITCH!"If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
95% of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump. Copy and paste this if you're part of the 5% who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!
If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then start walking away then remember, copy this into your profile.
Life, it's like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"
Death, it's like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."
"I'm bringin' sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Duck-Butt-Hair-Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. (I think it looks more like a chicken's butt, but whatever!)
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
STOP THE PAIRING WARS!: By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and people that like them. You shall not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You admit that doing the opposite, you institute a high level of immaturity into your being. You shall have your opinions but shall not insult pairings. You shall avoid them if you hate them. You shall keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shall not flame others for pairings you despise.
If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of ltetres in the wrod... if you could read that, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you spend most of your life on youtube.com or fanfiction.net and you admit to it...you admit to having no life...if you do...copy and paste this to your profile!!
If you like to memorize pick up lines just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile now!!
If you think squirrels will some day take over the world copy and paste this to your profile!
If you think Bell from MAR needs to die or just be shot out of a slingshot every time she gets annoying copy and paste this to your profile!!
If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
If you're a pathetic wretch who is attracted to an anime character...then copy and paste this to your profile!
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you ever wanted to be sent to an asylum just so you can bounce around in the white padded room, copy and paste this to your profile!!
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a Revolving Door!!
If silence is golden...then why is duck tape silver?!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere...Furbies.
You are insanely obsessed with listening to your ipod.If you ever watched the three stooges and almost died of laughter, place this in your stinkin' profile.
Join the dark side. We have cookies!
If you think squirrels steal your pencils, pens, and paper on a daily basis, put this in your profile.
If you like being evil at random times, put this in your profile. BUNNY!!
If you have no life, enjoy anime too much, and your parents tell you you have no life, put this in your profile.
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX.I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Ebil Chameleon, CalwynN.D.Forever, Lady Maybelle of Confusion, Shadow Wolf Princess24, mittensx7768
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. I get to go around and PWN people.
9. I get to take over the world! (I've always been bent on world domination...)
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace/Facebook pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years, or hearts, for that matter.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling (nod, smile).
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were simply too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your own stupidity.
If you have ever slapped yourself and/ or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
'There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.'
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.
You can tell when you're obsessed with anime when you...
Decide you want to act like Sasuke
Whenever you see bleach in the grocery store, you say, "Cool..."
You see a log and think it will be perfect for practicing your replacement jutsu.
You open your umbrella and shout, "Open! Umbrellamaru!" as if it were a zanpakutou.
You want to bend an element.
You wonder why Rukia is obsessed with bunnies.
You close then open your eyes and shout either, "Sharingan!" or, "Byakugan!"
You look at a ring and say, "Thirteen totem poles! Rod version!"
You see a key and wonder why it can't be larger so you can wield it against the heartless you saw the other day...
You grow your nails extremely long and shout, "Iron-reaver soul-stealer!"
You try and pull a tooth out so you can forge a powerful sword.
You see a chess board and smirk, thinking you will free America from the Republican party's web of lies by taking over the rebellion and nicknaming yourself "Zero."
You put candy into your mouth and expect your soul to leave your body.
When you take a foam sword and shout, "Dance! Sode no Shirayuki!"
When you see Michael Jackson and scream, "The horror! Orochimaru is real!"
When you hug someone and expect to turn into an animal.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn’t have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Duck Ass Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!THE DUMBASS U.S.A IS TRYING TO CANCEL ANIME FOR US ANIME LOVERS!!!!! IF YOU WANNA HELP PLEASE SING UR NAME AT THE BOTTOM!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP PLEASE!!!!!!!!
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Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site,
I, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now. Some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.
It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time. So I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.
If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you find offensive. Most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.
While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be losing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.
For those that may agree with this, please feel free to sign on and send this to the support server. Maybe we can get some movement on this.
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this Quiz · Quizazz
this Quiz · Quizazz
I'm not sure who wrote this but it is funny and I'm sure some of our clients can relate to it!
HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL:
1) Pick cat up and cradle it in th...e crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in
3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear
5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap.
8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill inside end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12) Call fire brigade to retrieve the f-- cat from tree across
13) Tie the little b*tard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak filet. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the
15) Arrange for RSPCA to collect "mutant cat from hell" and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL:
1) Wrap it in cheese.
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