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Life is not worth living for, until you have found someone worth dying for

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you agree that you seriously have a problem when you start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room than copy and paste this in your profile.

friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything is possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies!

If you have ever run into a wall copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull and vise versa, copy this into your profile

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without making a mistake:

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down-- done that? hahahahahahahah!

29 reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

You know you live in today's generation when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

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Blood Traitor by Zalia reviews
Draco Malfoy has been living a lie to protect the girl he loves. He has inherited the Veela gene and on his next birthday he will become the first male Veela for three hundred years. Canon, (except the epilogue of HPDH).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 81 - Words: 165,269 - Reviews: 2384 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 3,130 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 3/1/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
For The Only Hope by ausland reviews
Dumbledore wouldn't have left trouble magnet Harry Potter defenseless for years at Hogwarts. At thirteen Hermione becomes his protector, working and training with Severus, giving up her childhood to ensure Harry's safety. As times passes, Severus becomes teacher, mentor, friend, and eventually lover. A story of spies, plots, and love. M in Part Three. Winner of SSHG Best WIP Award.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 411,346 - Reviews: 2775 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 2,393 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Every Other Midnight by Kathryn's NomDePlume reviews
Professor Potter and Head Girl Lily Evans... The Dark Decline
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 986,893 - Reviews: 4632 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 1/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3641 - Favs: 5,158 - Follows: 5,572 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
Erasing History by padawan lynne reviews
When his family is killed by someone he once called a friend, Harry is devastated. Thrown back in time, he decides to change history and save his family. After all, no one ever said what time the Prophecy had to be fulfilled in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 267,681 - Reviews: 2348 - Favs: 3,302 - Follows: 3,443 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 4/3/2008
I Spy by gnrkrystle reviews
Hermione is hand picked by Dumbledore to be the Order liaison for Draco when he decides to be a Spy for the Order in their 6th year. Read to find out more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,676 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love in the Time of Death Eaters by gnrkrystle reviews
Hermione makes a plan to lose her virginity. When she offers it to Draco, it changes everything. With a new prophecy and a war approaching, what will this change mean for the Golden Trio and the outcome of the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,900 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Lioness Amythest reviews
It's Lily Evans final year at Hogwarts. Her world's turned upside down when she meets the handsome and steamy new DADA professor, James Potter. In turn she decides to play her game of seduction on him but what happens when it's not a game anymore? UPDATED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
In Need of a Hero by thepenspal reviews
When Lily Potter translates a spell that can bring someone with the power to defeat Voldemort into their world, the last thing she and the order expected was a skinny seventeen year old Harry Potter. Story is back and will be finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,197 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 3,983 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Bad Teaching Habits by LadyLush reviews
James Potter is now the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor four years after he graduated from there himself. He thinks everythings going well until he gets some very bad teaching habits whenever the head girl's around... please read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,909 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Bonds of Blood by Darth Marrs reviews
YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 191,649 - Reviews: 4253 - Favs: 3,874 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
One little thing by sparks-will-fly reviews
Hermione Granger only has one thing left to accomplish on her list of goals, can she persaude Severus Snape to help her achieve this final goal?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Chance in Time by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Accidents happen, but when this accident happens Hermione finds herself in a whole different decade at Hogwarts with people that are long dead in her time. Trying her best to find her way back before there are too many changes. SS/HG time travel story. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,715 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 4997 - Favs: 4,800 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Strictly Forbidden by LadyLush reviews
Twenty two year old James Potter left the fame and fortune of quidditch to be hogwarts's transfiguration professor for the year. will it be just work or will a certain redheaded professor Evans make the year a lot more interesting. Read n review plz
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,100 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11477 - Favs: 16,077 - Follows: 6,432 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Princess of Gryffindor by Aurette reviews
No Harry. No Ron. No hope. A broken Hermione goes through the motions of living until the one comes who can truly make her feel alive again. Canon through pg309 of DH. AU, Multiple Character Death, SS/HG. Rated M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,807 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Glass Hearts: the Sixth Year by coolpearls reviews
In fact, he didn’t know if he had ever felt more alive than when he was kissing her. MWPP, Lily, 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,840 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 2/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tsuki no Namida by stargirl5 reviews
Fearing the powers of the Lunarian race, the Terrans rid themselves of the elders, keeping the children as slaves, their powers bound. But what of a princess who survived?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 136,738 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
Guarded by Lady Eowyn of Ithilien reviews
When Lily Evans escapes a kidnapping attempt, she's assigned a bodyguard, the last person with whom she would wish her life to be entangled, James Potter. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,650 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 8,489 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
It's Not That Easy by Bingo7 reviews
You wouldn't think a kitchen girl would be this deep in the complications of love. I mean hot sauce I'm a kitchen girl! And I almost wish I never met the prince. Almost. Things are crazy, including Charlie, May, Beric, Alyce and a little thing called love
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 121,125 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Complete
Saving your life by lilmisblack reviews
When Hermione is captured by Death Eaters, Severus knows there's only one way to save her. 'What are you doing? ' she asked, her voice shaky. 'Saving your life,' he said, just as he started kissing her neck. Ch 64 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 245,154 - Reviews: 2028 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Pretty Mouth and Green Her Eyes by nicolejeanine reviews
Five years after graduating, James Potter returns to Hogwarts as the defense professor. The residing Head Girl, Lily Evans, catches his attention and becomes irresistible yet seemingly unattainable. UPDATED! yay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,160 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3617 - Favs: 6,421 - Follows: 3,850 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Angels Fall First by Soline reviews
Hermione is changed on her seventeenth birthday and Snape grudgingly receives the protection of a guardian angel, an eluvia. What will the bond provoke between them? Warning for language and some gore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,161 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ten Years in Lost Memory I by Owl and Crow reviews
James Potter would turn seventeen in three days. But the boy that sat on the edge of his bed in Godric Hollow had been seventeen for six months already. Very AU for explanation click on my penname. Lily and James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,720 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 9/24/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Time Travel? the PAST? GREAT! by I'm A PureEvil reviews
Time Travel Lily II, Albus and Scorpius get send 46 years to the past, to the marauders time, to be exact... when Lily touches a broken time turner. Now they have to deal with pranks, friends, and partially unwanted romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,934 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - James P., Albus S. P.
Just Another Brick in the Wall by Owl and Crow reviews
Don't read this unless you've read any of my other Harry Potter stories...It was not one week after James made that decision that a beautiful red haired orphan walked straight into her king.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,919 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
His Daughter, renamed The Shadow Wolf by dream.brother63 reviews
Rhianna is the forgotten daughter of a murdered prince. On her 18th birthday, she is suddenly summoned to the palace, where her uncle rules. With only her wolf companion for protection she must obey his wishes. but to what end?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,076 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
The World As We Knew It by Lady Alinor reviews
Destroy the Horcruxes—that’s Harry’s goal, until an Aperio throws him and two other unknown people into a world where the prophecy never existed, his parents and Sirius are alive, and Ginny went to Azkaban for opening the Chamber. Canon pairings, preDH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 178,249 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Confessions of Professor and Pupil by Renee Lepic reviews
James Potter returns to Hogwarts School, this time as a professor, and meets Lily Evans, brilliant and full of life. He falls for her and romance, comedy, and drama follow. AU teacher and student
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,415 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 10/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3093 - Favs: 3,245 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete