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Joined 04-10-08, id: 1548155, Profile Updated: 05-22-11
Author has written 6 stories for Mass Effect, and Star Wars.

So... I used to write a lot, gave it up for art, and now I'm picking it back up again. Sort of.


Let's see...

Favorite authors: Orson Scott Card, J.K. Rowling, Tamora Pierce, Michael Creighton, George Orwell

Favorite movies: Star Wars (especially V), Curious George, Terminal, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Airplane!, Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Favorite music: The Beatles, The Decemberists, and basically anything indie

Favorite hobbies/activities: Drawing, writing (sometimes), video games (obviously), piano


Favorite games: Mass Effect, KOTORII, Jade Empire, Oblivion, Dragon Age

Favorite pairings: LSFExilexAtton, FemShepxJoker, FemShepxKaiden, JenZixSky, FemShepxThane, FemWardenxZevran, FemHawkexFenris

Projects:

Mass Effect: No Regrets (NR): FemShepxKaiden: Chapter 1 posted, a few chapters in fragments.

Mass Effect 2: Lighthearted: FemShepxThane: Complete

Dragon Age II: (Untitled): FemHawkexFenris: in the works.


I guess that's about it. If you need anything or just wanna chat, PM me. Thanks and hope to hear from you sometime! :D

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Stay With Me by Eilam Wordsmith reviews
Things never happen they way we envision them. Commander Jane Shepard was victory against the Reapers, a normal life with Kaiden Alenko, and adventures aboard the Normandy. But it's never that easy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,123 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Step Forward by wickedtrue reviews
An exploration of the developing relationship between Thane and Shepard as they prepare for the coming of the Reapers. Post ME2, FemShep/Thane, some mature content. Multi POVs.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
Nebula Lullaby by LASOS reviews
After Bespin, Leia must adapt to life without the smuggler she loves. OT AU, set immediately after ESB. HSLO.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,865 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Han S., Leia O.
Pull by decuvieri reviews
Regs say you can't date superior officers. But there's no harm in just looking, is there? Kaidan/Ashley
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Ashley W., Kaidan A. - Complete
Kissing The Lipless by jowx97 reviews
It's hard to leave all these moments behind. One-shot AU Star Forge scene in KOTOR1, LSF Revan X Malak. More details inside.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Ondalium by Zing-baby reviews
-"Battlefield flirting is one thing, but we could get drummed out of the service for fraternization." After everything that was said and done in transit to Ilos, things are up in the air for Shepard and Kaidan. What's the next step? Shenko. PreKronots.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Ashes of Two Rivers by Bearit reviews
The night before the second siege of Dirge, the Glorious Strategist and the last Spirit Monk seal their fates.
Jade Empire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Precipice by Amber Penglass reviews
When rules, lines, restrictions are torn away, it can be easy to be swept up in unfamiliar emotions, as the Exile discovers during one slip into anger and the dark side. Atton is there to clear up the confusion. 10th in the Atton/Exile Snippit Series.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Just Dance by Dominae reviews
Shepard's attempts to relax at Flux are foiled by unwanted memories. Slight FemShep/Alenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Pazaak by tehPrincess reviews
KotOR 2: LSF Exile/Atton. Atton teaches the Exile how to play pazaak in her head.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Atton R., Exile/Meetra Surik - Complete
Comfort Food by waiting4morning reviews
Kaidan and Commander Shepard share a moment in the mess hall during ME1. Shenko fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Defenseless by StatlerWaldorf reviews
KotOR2:TSL, Fem!Exile/Kavar Master Kavar feels guilt over cutting off the Exile from the Force. All he wants is to talk, all she wants is the Force back. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Crush by moonmythology
Mira plays with her Bothan stunner and thinks about a certain someone. oneshot MiraxMical
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Easy as Life by Abbykat reviews
An interlude in the mess in the dark hours after Virmire: Kaidan, Shepard, and survivor's guilt.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Of Diamond Rings and Being a Man by Bearit reviews
Kaidan decides to propose. It does not go as planned.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
Something to Hold Onto by Cylka reviews
LSF Exile and Atton fluffiness. Atton convinces the Exile to take some time to have fun. Fic is inspired by Aimo's fanart drawing 'Dancing Queen'. Please R&R. I'd love to hear what you think.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
Winter Wonderland by flooj9235 reviews
Before the Mandalorian War. It snowed on Dantooine, and Revan drags Bastila out in the snow to take a break from training. Little do they know, 'winter wonderland' holds more meaning than they can ever imagine.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
For Luck by tehPrincess reviews
KotOR 2: Fem Exile and Atton fluffiness. Atton's got a gift for the Exile.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Atton R., Exile/Meetra Surik - Complete
Moments Between by BananaLollipop7 reviews
LSFRevan and Carth on Tatooine... kinda random, one shot for kicks and giggles...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Thankyou by MasterVash reviews
Kaidan realises his true feelings for his Commander, but such deep, profound thoughts always led to pain. Shenko fluff!
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
Blades of Grass and Acid Rivers by Chasing Liquor reviews
KotOR II. The Exile runs into some trouble on Dantooine, and it's up to Atton to bail her out. But he won't come out of it unscathed. LSF Exile/Atton, Bao-Dur friendship.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
Interlude with a Jedi Princess by Promised Flower reviews
Cornered in a highly restricted area on Manaan, Bastila and Revan must find an escape. Of course, Revan may take advantage of the situation... Male Revan X Bastila.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Unbreakable by Promised Flower reviews
...And now you run in search of the Jedi. They are all dead, save one. And one broken Jedi can not stop the darkness that is to come... This is the tale of a Jedi Exile and the Prodigal Knight. Update: BREAKABLE is up. This is the final chapter!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,797 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Complete
An Honor? by Cylka reviews
Shepard and Alenko will finally get to spend some time together away from the Normandy. Now finished. Please R&R. I'd love to hear what you think.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Flying Lessons by Cylka reviews
LSFExile and Atton fluffiness. The Exile decides it's time for her to learn how to pilot a starship. Rated T to be safe. Please R&R. I'd love to hear what you think.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Every Little Thing by beehoon reviews
Atton reflects on some of the defining moments in his relationship with the Exile. Oneshot songfic. Constructive criticism is extremely appreciated:
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Angels Wept by Zing-baby reviews
Ashley's POV. Virmire had been the hardest and most cruel day of Shepard's life. In this one-shot fanfic, Ashley claws desperately to comfort a scarred commander. Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Mass Effect: FIVE MINUTES by Tatooine92 reviews
Shepard and Kaidan have a minute of snuggle-time before Ilos. Shenko one-shot. Pure fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Why are Humans Smarter than Quarians? by Wraithfighter reviews
It's a horrible, offensive, speciest and specious joke. But, as Commander Shepard will soon realize, the tiny bit of truth behind it can, in fact, be hilarious. One-shot, no romance, just a bad joke that's left the writer giggling like a schoolgirl...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Feel by tehPrincess reviews
KotOR 2: A sweeter, sexier version of the Exile and Atton's escape from Peragus. Rated M for sexual content and some adult language.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Atton R., Exile/Meetra Surik - Complete
Mass Effect: CRY by Tatooine92 reviews
Shepard mourns Toombs' death. Shenko. Two strong insults; otherwise clean.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
After the End by callalili reviews
Revan and Carth, stargazing and romance. What could be better? Except for plot twists, that is.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Revan, Carth O. - Complete
Heartache by flooj9235 reviews
Exile is on a foreign planet, searching for Revan. She knows Carth is waiting for Revan's return, and is presented with an amazing stroke of luck. A\N: Timeline doesn't follow canon. It's less than a year between Revan's departure and Exile's leaving to follow. Sorry for any confusion!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Revan, Carth O., Exile/Meetra Surik - Complete
Letting Go by Lilliwyn reviews
What would happen if Carth managed to find Revan before she left for the Unknown Regions? This is my interpretation. LSF Revan x Carth. Please Read and Review!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Revan, Carth O. - Complete
The Septim Bloodline by callalili reviews
One-shot "It all comes down to time, in the end; time and duty, and Akatosh who is the god of both." Martin's POV on the events in Champion.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Martin S. - Complete
Lotus Storm by Eilam Wordsmith reviews
A storm is coming. Sky is away when The Lotus Blossom needs him most, and her greatest labor lies ahead.
Jade Empire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Catch Me When I Fall by jowx97 reviews
Romantic one-shot drabble: two Jedi have a talk after doing things they shouldn't have. Pairing revealed in story. Thoughts always appreciated.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Things Unsaid, Empty Beds, and Bad Behavior by Darth Avery
She was going to atone herself, save the galaxy, when it all died around her. Lickilly for Eleos Roothes, she still had him by her side. LSFExilexAtton, a wee bit of fluff, rated K for IMPLIED SECKS. Read and Review plz, if you do I'll love you.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Safe Journey, Friend by Tw1st reviews
Carth is having problems with the fact that Revan is still gone, brought on by a quick visit from the Exile and an old ‘friend’ traveling along. One shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
BlueGray and Silver by callalili reviews
On lightsabers, and the importance thereof. LSFexile/Atton if you really squint, mostly just LSFexile/lightsaber.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
The Chosen Fool by SeaBreeze reviews
Female Exile. "Whatever her choice, it will weaken her. It will crack her, and when I lay the final blow, she will break."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
All in a Day's Work by impsy reviews
Or, "Five injuries Shepard suffered through and one she didn't." The development of Shepard and Kaidan's relationship shown through Shepard getting wounded. Oneshot; spoilers for entire game; Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Inappropriate Behavior by gloominati reviews
Nirena Farryn readily accepted her latest mission from Modryn Oreyn, even if it was off the Fighter's Guild books. But she had no idea how much unofficial business the two of them would be conducting... Rated M for romping. First in a series.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Little Wing by Radi0.Hazard reviews
Garrus offers Liara some comfort after the incident on Noveria. Maybe Garrus/Liara, depending on how you interpret the ending. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Don't Call Him GarrBear by Radi0.Hazard reviews
Garrus and Tali enjoy a moment underneath the Mako-- if only just a moment. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
It's the End of The World As We Know It by Trillian4210 reviews
Malachor is dying and taking Mira and Bao-Dur with it...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Mind Games by Sou7h reviews
KOTOR II. Atton makes his move. Atton/Exile
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Atton R., Exile/Meetra Surik - Complete
Waiting in the Wings by Sandra Evans reviews
Jacob watches Edward and Bella's wedding...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Criminal Heroine by FantasyEmpress reviews
The man she loved was dead, killed by his own companions. The entirety of Cyrodil hated and feared her. She was alone in the world, accompanied only by her horrible, guilty memories and the stirring in her belly. And the monk. Spoilers!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Thank God for Alice by Sandra Evans reviews
Alice drags Bella shopping to get a very special "present" for Edward. Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Reflecting by Minty-Nutmeg reviews
Kaidan and Shepard have a small talk after Virmire. Can Kaidan handle talking to her without making a fool of himself? Short and sweet fluffiness. A Shenko fanfic. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Fractures by Daemonette19 reviews
Nursing her injuries, Shepherd waits irritably to be called into the Council Chambers. Watching over his injured lover Garrus takes the opportunity to try to get her to accept some truths about herself. Femshep-Colonist-Lone Survivor. Sequel to Facets
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Battle On by SeaBreeze reviews
KOTOR II. A series of unrelated one-shots centering around battle and the Exile's uncertain relationship with her pilot.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008
White Ribbon by Bearit reviews
Wu the Lotus Blossom reflects on how she has changed since leaving Two Rivers, and finally frees herself from her destiny. Open-Palm Ending.
Jade Empire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Grr Atton! by AdylinJ reviews
Entry at KFM for March DCC
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Something About Us by Oh-Great-Sarcastic-One reviews
A little late night lovin' between The Exile and Atton turns into something more. Starts as a songfic but there will be more. Rating is just for caution.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Dreams, Stars, Nightmares by StatlerWaldorf reviews
KotOR2:TSL Before the Exile was exiled, she was a failure at astronomy... FemExile/Kavar. Oneshot. “When it is darkest, men see the stars.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Tears on a Sleepless Night by Lilliwyn reviews
After the loss of a friend, Kaidan helps Shepard sort through her grief over a midnight snack. Shenko! Please read and review!
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
A Penny For Your Thoughts by magooglersriot reviews
Shepard reflects on the decisons she made and how it affected some members of her crew. Shenko
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Another Shot of Juma by Sandra Evans reviews
Atton thinks about the exile while downing a shot of juma. Atton/LSF Exile
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Merry Happy by Darth Avery reviews
Songfic to Kate Nash's "Merry Happy", basically AttonLSFExile fluffy goodness, Atton's affection for the Exile and what he goes through after she leaves. My first attempt at KOTOR2fiction so...I'm nervous. Rating due to one minor cuss word.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Oblivious by impsy reviews
Or "I Only Have Eyes For You." As the Normandy approaches Ilos, Liara, Garrus, and Joker muse about their feelings for Shepard. Oneshot. Spoilers for whole game. Onesided Liara x FemShep, Garrus x FemShep, and Joker x FemShep; overall Kaidan x FemShep.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Atton's New Lightsaber by AngelOfGeeks reviews
Mical comes across an awkward situation. Innuendo, and light AttonxLSFExile fluff.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Preoccupations by Promised Flower reviews
Atton x Exile fluff. They get arrested again and have some time to spare before their trial. What to do with it?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Lies by moonmythology reviews
Atton and the Exile learn about love and lying. A Oneshot FExilexAtton story
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Fix You by SeaBreeze reviews
Perhaps in death, Atton Rand will finally be able to do for the Exile what he has never been able to do before.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Gossip by impsy reviews
Joker has an important role in making sure the secrets of the Normandy's crew are protected. Unfortunately, he accomplishes it by listening in on all of them.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Thinking Too Much by impsy reviews
One shot, Shenko, spoilers Virmire and beyond, full summary inside.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Noticed by impsy reviews
Kaidan thinks about how often Shepard is recognized by everyone they encounter, but he doesn't realize how often her attention is directed at him. Oneshot, Shenko [female Shepard x Kaidan], minor early romance spoilers.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Promotion by HeavenlyMuse reviews
After the events at the conclusion of Mass Effect, the Normandy travels to its next location. Commander Shepard gets patched up in the med bay and gives a crew mate an important choice. ParagonxFemShepxKaiden. oneshot? !Spoiler Alert!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Aftermath by HeavenlyMuse reviews
KOTOR2: What would happen to the Exile as a result of her severing of her Force Bond with Kreia? What happened immediately after the game's anticlimatic conclusion? Written in response to the game's pitiful ending. LSF Exile. oneshot!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Dxun fever by Darth Ixnay reviews
A mildly fluffy Atton LSF Exile oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Atton R., Exile/Meetra Surik - Complete
Love's Thoughts by dwut reviews
A short little oneshot of Lei's thoughts when she kisses Varden for teh first time...YAY!
Inverloch - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
The Tale of the Thief and the Thief Catcher by Ange de l'eau reviews
What happens when Lei'ella, the Mistress Thief Catcher, gets an assignment to capture a criminal who has even successfully managed to evade even her for a few days? And what is it that lies at the end of it all? Varden and Lei'ella
Inverloch - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete
Assumptions by simplyxamazing reviews
When Mira has had enough of Atton and the exile's fighting, she comes up with a plan to get them to forgive each other. But when her plan is completed, she finds out it worked better than she could have ever expected...KOTORII LSFAtton
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
The Princess and the Cat by aquadulcis reviews
November fears two things, madness and Perrault.
No Rest for the Wicked - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
How Long Will You Wait? by Trillian4210 reviews
Carth and Brianna are left alone after the Exile seeks Revan in the Outer Rim, and as the years drag on, both begin to wonder if their promises can be kept...or not.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Rescue Me by Amber Penglass reviews
Sometimes, it's the Exile that needs saving, and Atton's there to do just that. 8th in the AttonFemaleExile Snippit Series.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
I Remember by Prometheus71 reviews
Oneshot: The exile reminisces. BaoDur X LSF Exile
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
The Love Star by Sandra Evans reviews
A valentine's Day peice written about Atton and the Exile, and a legend that is closer to home than either of them realized when it was told... Atton x LSF Exile
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Catnip by Bela Luna reviews
November finds a rather ordinary plant and it all goes downhill from there. Oneshot NovemberPerrault
No Rest for the Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2006
Storm by jazzical reviews
One shot, derived from the game Choose Your Own Inverloch Story. This scene starts when Lei'ella and Varden are watching a beautiful storm, and Varden can't help but notice how beautiful the lightning looks reflected in her golden eyes...
Inverloch - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
In The End of All Things by FeeldaForce reviews
This is about when Atton is supposed to die on Malachor V. I sorta suck at summaries... so please just r&r
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
Lifelines by Trillian4210 reviews
The Exile, Lysia Tors, has no memory of the Mandalorian Wars she fought in until she meets an Iridonian tech who can't let them go. Three chapter 'oneshot' from the request a fic. BaoDurXExile.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Peaches by kokurousagi reviews
Vignette Jade Empire. [“I know the feeling,” he muttered. I haven’t had one in a long time, either.] A postgame Sky & Ling ficlet.
Jade Empire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
Departure by StatlerWaldorf reviews
The Exile prepares to leave for the Mandalorian Wars, and tries to convince Master Kavar to come with her. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Christmas Tidings by TFPC reviews
[No Rest for the Wicked challenge from Kytha, PerraultNovember] November tries to show holiday spirit...at midnight. Hello, insomnia.
No Rest for the Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
It's the Thought that Counts by Trillian4210 reviews
Some Yule time fluff, one shot, Dueling Circle Submission. Atton and Mira realize that the holiday is upon them and they don't have gifts for one another. What to do? Improvise...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
When We Dance by Eaving1989 reviews
A sweet little fic born of a lonely afternoon and a favorite song. Atton X Exile. Atton wonders why Falen is spending more time with Mical then with him, fluff ensured.Oneshot. R&R plz! Should be avoided by those with a low fluff constitution.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Complete
Lesson Number One by Amber Penglass reviews
When the Exile agrees to be a dancer as a way to get to Vogga, she forgets that she can't dance... Luckily, Atton is there to give her a few pointers. In private, of course... 6th in the Atton'FemExile Snippit Series.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
A Scoundrel's Company by Amber Penglass reviews
The assassin droid on Peragus keeps a better eye on his quarry, and when the Exile lets herself into the prison room, it locks her in...with a certain Scoundrel everyone knows and loves. 4th in the Atton'FemExile Snippit Series.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Complete
I Know by Amber Penglass reviews
The Exile returns from the tomb on Korriban shaken and tormented. Who better to talk to than the only one who knows what she went through? 3rd in the Atton'FemExile Snippit Series.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Complete
Dreams Are Where Truth Sleeps by Amber Penglass reviews
When Atton's past haunts him in a dream, the resulting emotions are strong enough to awaken the Exile from her slumber. She decides to wake the Scoundrel... 1st in the AttonFemExile Snippit Series.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Warm by kokurousagi reviews
Vignette Jade Empire. He'd buried his heart under layers of ice, for what use does a vengeful warrior have for love? A Sky piece.
Jade Empire - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Pazaak: Juma Rules by qt3.14159 reviews
KOTOR 2. LSF Exile. The crew of the Ebon Hawk pass time during a hyperspace jump with a game of pazaak. Epilogue Added. Complete!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,012 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
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Lighthearted reviews
A series of mostly humorous episodes, starring Karina Shepard, the sassy, sarcastic savior of the galaxy, and everyone's favorite gentleman assassin. FemShepxThane.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,569 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
New Jokes, Same Joker reviews
As the Normandy sets off on its new mission, Shepard and Joker have to learn to contain themselves. FemShepxJoker. Sequel to Joking Around.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker
Take It Easy Love Nothing reviews
Atton deals with the absence of the Exile when she leaves to find Revan in the Unknown Regions. AttonxLSFExile, Post-KOTORII. Sequel to "Doors".
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008
No Regrets reviews
When Petra Shepard meets her crew, a certain tall, dark and handsome lieutenant catches her eye. New Shenko series. I love reviews, btw!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/19/2008
Doors reviews
Atton manages to distract the Exile long enough for a quick therapy session. LSFExilexAtton. Unfortunately, I don't own any of KOTOR. Last chapter in this series, but there's a sequel coming.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Joking Around reviews
Fluffiness ensues in Shepard's quarters. Not very long, sorry. JokerxFemShep. R&R please :
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008