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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

Ok To the point where i KNOW most of you wont read this..

My Name: Kellie (i'll give you that much)

Where I live In my house, in a suburb, in a county, in region, in a State, in another region, in The grand ol' USA

For those of you who don't already know by my name- YES I AM A GIRL!!!

Looks: I have mesmerizing brown eyes with the long layered brown and green hair to match. I am a half blood. Half Sweedish, half Greek. Love the extreme heat, love the extreme cold. Not so fond of Spring and Fall...

ANYTHING ORIGINAL!

I Used the YesWeDoRock name from kickass.chick.91 because i thought it fit.

Ode To my OhYesWeDoRock Crewmates

Oh friends, Sisters unrelated to me
My support through and through
Without you, I'd be demolished from the inside out.
My boredom meter never goes below entertained.
Whether you be a shark, a gamer, a fashionista, or kasian,
You never let me fall!!
The way you see the things around you is simply fascinating!
Yes, even though you're part shark, you know what's what in reality.
We, your personality is crazy and you jokes are funny.
They make me laugh for reasons unknown.
Do, you are the gamer bud. you took me in dispite my gaming fails.
Rock, you're out Rocker Chicka. You know everything about everything music.
And as the Oh is OhYesWeDoRock crew,
I will never let you fall!


Good friends will share their umbrella

Best friends will take yours and say "RUN, BITCH, RUN"

Good friends will wipe your tears when you're rejected

Best friends will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Enemies stab you in Front,

Friends stab you in the Back,

Boys stab you in the Heart,

but

Best friends are there to stab those mother-fuckers right back.

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Esoteric by BeautifulChaoss reviews
All Haruno Sakura wanted was to be useful. Years of training with one of the legendary Sannins gave her that power but then her world torn in two and she suddenly faces a change that can destory everything she holds dear to her. Naruto and Death Note crossover Sakura/L with minor Saku/Near and Saku/Sasu
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,011 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Sakura H., L, Naomi M. - Complete
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
The last sacred jewel shard by Angelreira23 reviews
Sakura learns that she is a descendant of the most powerful priestess, Midoriko. One night on mission, suddenly her and her team is dragged in a lake and awakens in a different time.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Inuyasha, Sakura H.
Sakura's Experiance in Boot camp by Poolday reviews
Ok, so I'm stuck with freaks that might have visted Juvi more then me. What should I do? What else? Prank 'em.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,465 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Captain's Fancy by lackadaisical meandering reviews
Engaged to be married, Madeleine finds herself weighed down by guilt of the lost love she was betraying and faced with a threat much more real: a merciless pirate captain. Pirate!England/Fem!Canada. AU one-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2012 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Say Ah by ZAFO reviews
CRACK. England and Sasuke switch places, and Japan is looking pretty guilty.
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,962 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Sasuke U., England/Britain - Complete
Peace Treaty by piratequeen0405 reviews
After centuries of war between humans and demons, a new peace treaty is proposed to put an end to the misery and destruction. It is a marital alliance with Kagome and Sesshoumaru at the center. AU I do not own Inuyasha, Rumiko Takahashi does.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 225,287 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Gryffindor's Golden Girl to Slytherin's Princess by Rumaan reviews
The Golden Trio are back at Hogwarts for their final year after the end of the war. However Hogwarts still has one more trick up it's sleeve when McGonagall decides to switch Hermione from Gryffindor to Slytherin to promote unity. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,667 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Square 1 by witchwinx reviews
Sakura just couldn't win Sasuke's heart, or even melt it. But now she's forgotten it all and seems to be a completely different person. The new Sakura unwittingly begins to do what the old Sakura couldn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,502 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fighting in a Man's World! by CherryFlower05 reviews
In the world where men rule, woman must take a stand and it comes in a form of pink hair and jade eyes. "I-i-i--i-it's the m-m-m-midnight r-rider!" Bonus Chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,547 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Another Chance by BerryHD17 reviews
Sakura found out that she is the chosen one and was sent back in time as a genin. With her Anbu and Medical skills, can she change the past before it happens again? While doing so will she catch the eye of a certain someone? EDITED SUMMARY.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,340 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Melancholy of An Asian Overachiever by thislilchicken reviews
Shock and scandal ensue when the class rankings have been updated and Japan and Taiwan realize that they have been demoted. Accusations of cheating and bribery fly around. What is left when one only lives to be the top student? One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Taiwan, Japan - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by The Lunar Rainbow reviews
A young Alfred is curious about what sex is, so who better to ask than Arthur! OneShot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Welcome to Paradise by DiscombobulatedCanadian reviews
Yet another tale about Matthew, well Matthew - Canada - and Francis - France. Matthew is having a bad day and Francis comes over unannounced. WARNING: Strong Language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,702 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Taking Over the World, One Hockey Game at a Time by poprika reviews
2010 Winter Olympics, Whistler, British Columbia. The nations gather in a dim bar to watch and gossip as Canada faces down some of the most powerful countries in the world for his Hockey Gold. Slight America/Canada, France/Canada, and German/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,602 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
The Greatest Treasure by AznVKai reviews
COMPLETE - Aisu no Ryu, a notorious unidentified thief who is known to steal many valuable items from the people of Seireitei. His greatest catch and treasure? Stealing Princess Hinamori Momo from her kingdom even if it's only an accident.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,612 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
As Simple as Black and White, right? by xokatherine229 reviews
She is a servant by day and a spy by night. Her life was always as simple as black and white, but what happens when her life starts to change right before her eyes? How will she handle it? What new adventures will present themselves? ItaXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,900 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
ANBU by ArtisansMuse reviews
She's an agent to the Fire Lord, on of the last to her 'House' also an ANBU with many masks, Itachi protectorate of his village finds interest in her fiery spirit. Can they stay together? Or will their loyalties cause them to clash?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,673 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by PeinSaku reviews
Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 180 - Published: 2/5/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
A Dangerous Fit by RuneYue reviews
Kenpachi hates mind games. Especially when he has no chance of winning. T for language, mainly. One shot. Crack-ish.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Sakura H., K. Zaraki - Complete
Overreaction by bandgeek9 reviews
Toshiro and Momo argue over the definition of a five-syllable word. HitsuHina if you want it that way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Her Secret Hell by Nami-Lass reviews
Moving to a new school with her abusive 'father', owner of most of the brothels in Shippuuden! She questions the social groupings at her school while her own problems steadily worsen. Help comes from unexpected places when she becomes part of a 'league'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,711 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Time is Relevant in a Déjà vu World by Mistra Rose reviews
Important Author's note- READ! “Why is it that Shukaku can smell me on you? He smells my blood, my death, but not his own scent. He is demanding answers and so am I,” demanded Gaara to the stunned girl. -Chapter 11 Preview--- Time Travel!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 105,767 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
In the dark you are the one I see by truthLost reviews
Two Akatsuki members, Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Itachi, get a special mission from their leader: Attend to Hogwarts and murder the boy named Harry Potter? Harry Naruto Xover, ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,676 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
in H U M A N by cute.sadistic.chibi reviews
Because sometimes, even immortals forget how to be human. 55 things that makes Sakura "normal". AU. Main SakuGaa. Some SakuXMulti.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Sakura Majikku Mission Hogwarts by Evelyn- Sangria reviews
Sakura accepts a mission in a foreign world to protect a boy and all others in a castle. She was sent alone, but Tsunade sends a sencond operative to be with her.Also how will Hogwarts react to a ninja being their guard. Narutoxhogwarts crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,347 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Good Afternoon, Mister Adams by Gemini Star01 reviews
Based on the musical 1776, originally for the Kink Meme. Alfred Jones observes and interacts with his founding fathers in the weeks leading up to the inevitable drafting of the Declaration of Independence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Hogwarts' ANBU by Mayet reviews
After Voldemort's return at the end of the fourth year, Dumbledore thinks it wise to better protect his school and students. For this purpose he decides to hire a few well known Shinobi... Full summary and pairings inside!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,938 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Like Moths to the Light by VesperChan reviews
When Sakura overhears her friends doubting her stregnth as a ninja she's pushed over the edge. She used to be a bright and shining sun but now she's a shadow in the shade. She used to be a butterfly but now she is a moth Sakuracentric fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,017 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 8,001 - Follows: 1,901 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Flaming Heart by Creidhe reviews
An unexpected incident, sends Sakura into the past. She has a chance at saving everything, but as the wise say 'Playing with the hands of times brings you the most deadly consequences,' However, Sakura was not one to be intimidated ...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,781 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Lady Thief by Lady Kaliska reviews
Some dream of beautiful, flawless jewels and usually someday is given an expensive token of appreciation from their beloved. But one little pink haired trickster steals said jewels from those unaware... Beware she who is blessed by the Trickster god.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,928 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tattoo by aprilfreak101 reviews
Sakura runs away from home after finding out what happened soon sakura is declared a missing child. 13 years later Sasuke could've sworn he saw her but turns out she's not....to him anyway. Sas/Sak and a little Shik/Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,881 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shoes by katyfaise reviews
Mimi and Mark talk about the metaphorical shoe that is Roger. Dialogue piece.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Mark C., Mimi M. - Complete
Gotta Catch'em All by Xmarksthespot reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot -- He gave her the Uchiha necklace. They were to marry, but, she didn't want to wear it. "Sasuke-kun...your clan symbol looks like a pokeball..."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Imprisonment by moonlesslife reviews
A gypsy, Sakura, pic pocket, Ino, and slave, Sasuke, get thrown in prison.How will they escape the country of Konoha or can they find an alley in the King?This is a sorta medival story, full of twists, take one wrong turn and your dead.review please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,565 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Red Eyes by Thee.Awesome.Duo reviews
Neko Graphic and kickass.chick91 present: Red Eyes a VampireKnightXNaruto cross over. Konoha shinobi have come to Cross Acadamy with an interesting proposal from Tsunade. At first they are curious. But what is their true goal and who are they looking for?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/24/2008
Love Is A Bang by agatsuma-koti reviews
DeiSaku! Pein has a secret mission to do with Sakura and sends Deidara and Tobi to do the job. what is it? why Sakura? and why does Deidara dread carrying out this mission so much?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,602 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H.
It's An Akatsuki's World by Das-sombras reviews
It's A Small World... AKATSUKI STYLE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
The KabuSaku Guide: Trapped In A Cave by SweetAshori reviews
WARNING: When trapped in a cave, these steps may not help save your life. They will, however, cause extreme embarrassment, awkward situations, and eye-scaring images. Follow at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
The Bargain by Shadow131 reviews
(Once on this Island fic) A short one shot about the day Ti Moune was rescued by the gods, and how they saw her.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Complete
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Cosplays to Cry About reviews
Cosplays of all kinds. Music/non music etc.Chapter 2: "Welcome to the White Paint Appartments! We can get you a black themed apartment...and outside there are a lot of good looking, um, MALES!"-"I'm Not Gay."-"Not Yet."-"Euphy, stop harassing Ulquiorra"XD
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Sakura H., Ulquiorra
Whatcha Think About That? reviews
Sasuke,Shikamaru,Neji,and Naruto are cheating on Sakura,Ino,TenTen,and Hinata.That's okay.They're doing it too.Well actually,they're Akatsuki and were sent to keep and eye on them.The best way? Date em'.But the trueloves come to get them.Parins insde song
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Sharingguned Letter Mess reviews
Sasuke and Sakura go on a date. But the next day Sasuke gets a letter from "his" girl. Saying things good and bad. But Sasuke being who he is, changes it. It's all for his sick and twisted ways. "My dear, Sasuke the dinner we had was lovely..."SasuSakuSai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
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