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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Hello! Well my name is Krista and I'm just your basic obsessed Twilight fan. In case you're wondering I am Team Edward

(I know how that is important to some people), however I don't hate Jacob. I think Jake is really sweet albeit a little

misguided in his actions. But when does love make people sane? I love reading FanFic. Some stories are really good,

and others just flat out suck. In a sense I think FanFic could be compared to bi-polar disorder. As much as I love reading

FanFic, let just give you my rules.

1. Take the time to spell their names right.

Carlise Cullen, Esme Anne Platt Evenson Cullen, Edward Anthony Masen Cullen (notice the EN in Masen!),

Rosalie Lillian Hale,

Emmett McCarty Cullen (I hate when people put McCarthy or McCartney. Emmett wasn't related to a Beatle sorry.),

Mary Alice Brandon Cullen, and lastly Jasper Whitlock Hale.

2. Vampires can't have babies. Never, ever, ever. Sorry to crush your dreams about Bella and Edward having a son and

then he falls in love with someone who coincidentally has your name.

3. Don't replace Bella, Rosalie, Esme, or Alice with yourself. And don't put yourself in the story. That just bugs the crap

out of me.

4. Edward will not leave Bella again. Bella will not leave Edward. If you are considering this plot line I suggest you read a

little book called New Moon.

5. Bella/Jacob stories suck. I really, honestly love Jake. He's a sweet guy but Edward and Bella were meant to be

together. End of discussion.

6. Excessive amounts of grammar/spelling mistakes bug the crap out of me. It's called Microsoft Word or Word Perfect

(take note of the perfect part). And if you're computer doesn't have that it's called a beta. Find one.

7. Stupid stuff. When I say that I mean stories where it looks like a 12 year old wrote it.

8. Changing Stephenie's vampires to Stoker's vampires. If you don't like Stephenie's vampires, or you want to tweak

them to make them weaker or go with your storyline, go somewhere else.

9. Making Bella a weeper. Bella is a strong person. In fact I didn't often see her cry in the books except when major

things happened. In Twilight she told her dad she hated living with him and it broke her heart to see him in such pain. In

New Moon well, hell Edward just said he didn't love her. And Eclipse she just told Jacob that she loves him but she loves

Edward more. I've been reading stories where she sees a dog and she cries. Good God people, at least make Bella

tougher. I hate people who cry at every little thing. Allow me to quote a friend "...you need to cowboy up and get some


I think that is pretty much it. If you have read this all the way through you are one my heroes. Congratulations.


Well let me wrap this

bio up and say Good Night and Good Luck (sorry I couldn't help myself).

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Double Oh Sexy by Deepredruby reviews
Bella is on vacation, hoping to relax for once. But, when a mystrious broze haired god shows up in her room, she finds herself not scared, but curious. What kind of secrets is he keeping? AU, all human. Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,420 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 3/16/2008
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7748 - Favs: 9,285 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Luxuria by nia-ox reviews
Jasper and Bella are left alone for two days, and when the Cullens come back, Bella has to deal with the aftermath. Bella's POV, my first fan fiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,256 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
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Vulnerable reviews
Six years ago Edward broke Bella's heart and now his chance has come to mend her broken heart. But will Bella let the one who broke her heart put it back together? AH/OOC Rated M for adult content. Inspired by Vulnerable by Secondhand Serenade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Bella
Your Guardian Angel reviews
Edward,an avenging angel, finds himself the guardian angel to Isabella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,862 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
I Never Meant to Cause You Trouble reviews
Alice's human life to the time when she was sent away to the time when she finally found her family. Enjoy and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008
Mistake reviews
One shot from Edwards POV. Summary inside. Go on and read you know you want to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
In her eyes reviews
Companion one shot to my story Your Guardian Angel. Summary inside. Come on you know you want to read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete