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Joined 04-11-08, id: 1548582, Profile Updated: 11-09-11
Author has written 16 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Ouran High School Host Club, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, South Park, Death Note, Dragon Age, and Torchwood.

Greetings Earthchildren!

I am Twitcher, because I twitch. Caffeine and all blah blah blah. I am a writer of stuff, both fanfic and original fiction and I love it. That sounded more like a confession than I wanted it to but y'know. It'll do.

So I have many stories up here from when I was under a different pen name but some of them are going to have to go. So that's why much of my stuff has vanished, but they were the rubbish ones from when I first started writing so they can go.

The series stories I Care and Prince of the Desert, Prince of the Jungle. Whether they ever get finished is another thing entirely. Which believe me, I feel terrible for just leaving them dangling there all unfinished, so I'm going to blame my muses (nasty things) and try my best to push them through to a finish. Try. Keyword there.

Shameless self promotion time!

You can find some of my stuff that doesn't make it onto this site here:

And most of my Doctor Who fics end up here, mainly about the second Doctor (kickin' it classic style) and more recently, any Torchwood fics I've scribbled:

Right, there's me being all pretentious over and done with

So yeah, enjoy, give me some feedback on the fic I upload if you'd like, I'd appreciate it very much. I do my best to respond to all of the comments I get and not sound like the moron fairy.

Thank you and have yourself a lovely day/night/hamster.

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AkuRoku Talk About Soap Opera by Lady Melodist reviews
Life is kinda like a soap opera, especially for a young blond named Roxas. With no parents and an awful Aunt, Roxas was forced to rely on only himself. He had no idea his life would become intertwined with Axel, his teacher and worst enemy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 74,948 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Mezzanine by PaleFlutters reviews
"What are you?" The response came faster than Axel thought it would. "Demon. Vampire. Nosferatu... call me what you please. I am not among the living or the dead. I simply exist." – Fantasy/Adventure AkuRoku. Full summary and other pairings inside.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,156 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Roxas, Axel
Daily Journal and Reports of Axel, Number Eight by Keri Maxwell reviews
With occasional commentary by the Superior, Xemnas, Number One, who is generally not amused with said writings, and Roxas, Number Thirteen and Resident Lust Object. Axel-centric, now with Akuroku, a million and a half other pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,510 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Life Out of Costume by Helicopters reviews
AkuRoku - Axel is going through the motions of life when he develops an interest in a cosplaying barista who gives him his daily dose of caffeine.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,743 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by kurosora1984 reviews
Long ago, when the natural and the supernatural met as commonly as neighbors are known to do, a secret, forbidden romance was sparked in an isolated farming village. Yet neither Axel nor Roxas could know what forces would come against their love.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,834 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Ontruim La Vida by Jyo-Chan reviews
Roxas is living the life of finally owning an apartment all to himself. But what he doesn’t count on, is the unexpected roommate living with him. Axel x Roxas. –A collaboration with Soraslilangel-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,703 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Package by you.broke.a.promise reviews
Just some Sora-inspired crack! Our favorite little brunette keyblade weilder wants to know what a package is! And lets just add in an avocado smoothie, Axel's sarcasm, some lettuce and the word phallus and we got ourselves a party! AxelRoxas, SoraRiku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
False Innocence by Fullsteel reviews
In Axel's eyes, Roxas was the most innocent being he ever had seen. But apparently Axel was proved to be very wrong. Roxas was everything but innocent. -AU. AkuRoku-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,050 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Multiple's of 'I Love You's by May All Your Bacon Burn reviews
Axel's a different person every day. Multiple Personalities, his Doctor says, and he's not allowed outside the Asylum. But then, a young boy named Roxas joins to pay off something he's done and becomes Axel's personal nurse. AkuRoku Completed!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,791 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Elevator Fun by Ahxis reviews
Axel shows Roxas the joys of the elevator. Drabble.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Strangely Brilliant by Blaze Moonlight reviews
Sora muses on Axel and Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
When the Circus Came to Town by Mad-TopHat-Ter reviews
What happens when the peaceful and subdued world of Twilight Town is visited by a renowned traveling circus? AxelRoxas and possible sidepairings but...I'll leave you guessing on those for a while YAOI, M to be safe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 140,318 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Cuddling You by Ensign Klutz reviews
[AxelRoxas] Roxas hasn't gotten a lot of sleep lately, due to Xemnas, and Axel is of course concerned! So he uses the oldest trick to get Roxas to sleep. A glass of milk. Will it work? Better summary inside. ENJOY!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Aftershave by Pink Apples reviews
Watching Axel shave proves to be quite an experience for poor, lovesick Roxas [AxelRoxas][oneshot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Return To The Slopes by Devilish Kurumi reviews
When the group returns to the SSX circut after Tricky, they're in for a few surprises. Supernatural forces, angry white men, and a Swede who wants one rider all to himself. [Slash & Het, PsymonOC, ViggoMac?] [Hiatus.]
SSX Tricky - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,448 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 10/29/2003
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Stolen Hope reviews
Hope is a powerful emotion and in some corners of the galaxy, hope is a delicacy. Where has the alien from the crash site gone and just what does Ianto and a Jubilee Pizza delivery girl have to do with all this? Jack/Ianto, slight Owen/Tosh
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,465 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Varania's Regret reviews
'We were free to live our lives, but the world was ending. Leto wasn't coming with us.' A look at Fenris' time with Danarius from his sister's point of view. Mentions of sexual situations and M!Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Fenris, Varania - Complete
Prince of the Desert, Prince of the Jungle reviews
Being betrothed isn't easy when you have no idea who your future spouse will be. Inbetween divine powers, elements and the possibility of a war it's hard to get to know them as well. AxelxRoxas no likeie no readie. AU set in ancient Egypt
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,194 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Axel, Roxas
I Care reviews
Hey there. I'm Demyx. Just Demyx. I've got a lot to be bitter about and I don't like much. Especially not Zexion. Now get outta my face. Zemyx, rated for content and language
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Demyx, Zexion
Poisoned By You reviews
It really is amazing how much love is like poison. Matt thought so anyway. MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Feline reviews
Mello really did remind Matt of a cat. MxM
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Made Over reviews
Not much is going for Roxas right now. He's a complete mess. And he has a crush on a popular redhead. Can Namine pull a complete transformation?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,757 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts One Shots reviews
A collection of one shots. Pairings so far: AkuRoku, Zemyx and SoRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Denial reviews
No matter how much of the impossible Craig sees, he still refuses to believe it. The gnomes and giant rodents may as well just not be there... Tweek's POV nonslash. Enjoy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Breaking the Addiction reviews
Axel knew becoming addicted to something was bad. He never knew being addicted to someone was even worse. AkuRoku, challenge from Seka-chan.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Payback reviews
Phoenix really should have seen it coming. There's no such thing as a free cat. Or an innocent prosecutor.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Hate reviews
Hate is a very strong word Edgy'
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
The Trouble With Packing reviews
Being twins is fun. Packing to go away on holiday with almost identical clothes? Not so fun...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Oh Christmas Tree reviews
It's that festive time and for Axel and Roxas this means some rather unconventional traditions... And one heck of a big tree. AkuRoku. No likeie no readie
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Melody of Memories reviews
Spring break is over, the new semester is too much for Axel so he retreats, preferring the company of a cold music room, a piano and the memories of a boy who stole his heart. AkuRoku. If you don't like don't read.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Pride and Boredom reviews
Axel is bored. Roxas has a book. What will happen next? Very slight AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
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