Author has written 2 stories for Star Wars, and Superman.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!"
If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.
Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Don't take life too seriously. It isn’t permanent.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain.
You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see that the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.'
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.
Call when it is safe for me to come home...