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Joined 04-11-08, id: 1548768, Profile Updated: 01-19-12
Author has written 4 stories for My Little Pony.

Got a couple of projects in the works, if anyones interested... -tumbleweed- okaay then here's a link to my deviant art anyway...

I also have a twitter, in which I post my musings, often expressed in a vulgar, confrontational way. Yay me. https://twitter.com/#!/twistedwords77

Here's some useless personal information that I deem safe to give out on the internet, and best of all, its about me!

Bio:

Nationality: English.

Political views: Libertarian

Religious views: Atheist, argue with me about religion and I'll beat you too the ground using only common sense and your own scripture. I don't respect what you believe in, but I respect your right to believe it.

Fave Animal: Ferret..

Sports: Football (soccer), Rugby, Baketball and swimming.

Games: Elder scrolls, Fallout, Call Of Duty, Battlefield

Music: My Chemical romance, Mumford and sons, Greenday, Linkin Park, Foo fighters, The Killers, Muse, Social Distortion, Nirvana, Weezer

And I even do children's birthday parties.

Micheal Jackson used molest! Your argument is now invalid!

Why? BECAUSE PONIES.

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Guilty Until Proven Innocent by Flipper Boid Skua reviews
Something temporary turns into a deadly habit for a certain trio of Domeheads. They arrive to the Valley and Chomper is blamed for their crimes. How could he clear his name and expose the true culprits when the grown-ups won't believe him? R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,686 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Chomper - Complete
Learning to Cope by Souless Draconic reviews
One Mistake leads to a cornucopia of disturbing events in Spike's Life. I guess he'll have to learn to cope with these changes. This story was once a One-Shot called "One Mistake" but i decided to make it a full story. Rated M for murder and gore.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle
The Courier King: Rise of a New Mojave by trickquestion reviews
By the time the dust settles at Hoover Dam, Courier Seth has got New Vegas on a string. The world is his oyster, and he plans to claim every last pearl. *Continuation of Independent ending*
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,185 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Courier
Distance by Picardy 3rd reviews
Spitfire's crush on the pony that saved her life has driven her to seek her out on a free weekend, hoping for the best. Problems soon arise for the Wonderbolts, however, and she is faced with several important questions to ask herself.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,848 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Spitfire - Complete
Fireball! by Bookish Delight reviews
Several years after Nightmare Moon's defeat, a meteor is seen hurtling across the sky. Its presence heralds a reckoning for Rainbow Dash... as well as the greatest spectacle Equestria will ever witness!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Scootaloo, Rainbow Dash
Upheaval: Breaking Point by Visiden Visidane reviews
Equestria is a land of magic and harmony, a peaceful realm ruled by immortal,benevolent monarchs. But at what cost is this possible? A fateful encounter leads Twilight Sparkle to find out exactly how.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 185,732 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Complete
The Chains that Bind Us by Jade TeaLeaf reviews
The enemy of my enemy is my ally. Some beasts would do anything for freedom- including allying himself with vermin. How would these two clashing sides change the fates of Mossflower? Betrayal, friendship, redemption, and grief pave their roads.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 60 - Words: 344,651 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 2/22/2008
How the Darkness Sounds by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Sharon and Randy get news no parent ever wants to hear, their son has been diagnosed with a terminal disease. Now it takes everything for the family as well as Stan's friends to be strong for Stan as they all go through this difficult time. Multiple POVs
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,243 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Nolite Bello by Senatvs Popvlvsqve Romanvs reviews
Three years after the fall of the Enclave, the Lone Wanderer, now a Sentinel, is sent with Sentinel Sarah Lyons to reestablish contact with the Lost Hills Bunker However, when they are captured by the NCR, they get dragged into the war over New Vegas.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,126 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010
The Last Thing You'll Never See by Misalignedjaw reviews
After attaining his vengeance in Novac, Boone decides to travel with the Courier. M, FCourierxBoone.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,169 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - C. Boone, Courier
Don't Tease Chomper by Were-DragonRob reviews
COMPLETED Chomper #1 rule is "Never eat friends, only food" So what happens what someone stops being a friend... I also changed the character Mike to Makado
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Chomper - Complete
Sed and Det by Jiago Brandtail reviews
Sed and Det live in a marsh. The ferret and the weasel are still not sure if there is a vermin fort behind them, if Marshank is cursed or if Redwall's newest warrior is telling the truth at all.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
The Elegy by Raspberry Verjuice reviews
The Lone Wanderer recalls her relationship with Fawkes, and laments his unexpected defeat via Megaton ramp.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Fawkes - Complete
Orphen by Agent D reviews
A pure hearted ferret embarks across a new age of Mossflower, unaware his newfound friends plan to upset the delicate balance and overthrow the country. But it becomes clear that the sides are no longer black and white.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,436 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009
The Greymarch by Red Squirrel Writer reviews
In the far North, many leagues east of Redwall, a story is brewing. The worlds of two young beasts are about to be shattered forever. As chaos envelops their home, they will find themselves struggling to survive, fight back, and recover a legend...
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 140,029 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008
This is Your Life by Madam RedRose25 reviews
One night, Stan falls asleep with what seems like a normal headache. The next morning he wakes to find his room completely different, and apparently, his life. Kyle's not his friend, Cartman is nice... what happened to Stan's old life?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,495 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Stan M. - Complete
The Land Before Time: Revenge II by LBTFan13 reviews
A new villain with a past connected with Littlefoot's arrives at the Great Valley to exact his revenge. Why is he after Littlefoot? Who is he? What kind of danger will the Great Valley be in this time? Rated T for Violence, Death, and Language
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,187 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Littlefoot - Complete
The Land Before Time XIV and other stories by Just loves anime reviews
The Land before time XIV is a fanfiction that's supposed to fill the gap between the latest movie and the TV series, mainly focusing on Ruby and Chomper, as well as other characters. I also wrote a few shorter stories, all taking place AFTER the main one.
Land Before Time - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,662 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Ruby, Chomper
Revenge Au Trois by Caz Dowse reviews
Trent Boyette is back for revenge on the boys - and this time he's not alone...Rated T for language. Please don't judge by crappy title, okay! Final chapter up!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,341 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The Rise of Storm Tide by Caustizer reviews
An epic adventure in which Chomper and Ruby earn their place in the gang and both old and new villians clash as the first hurricane of the age looms in the horizon. In this story Guido finds his true love and Littlefoot learns another important lesson.
Land Before Time - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,941 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Ruby, Guido - Complete
And the Record Won't Stop Skipping by Defying Gravity Elsa reviews
After breaking his leg in a bike injury, things begin to look down for 17 year old Stan. Even long after his recovery, he battles a series of struggles that lead to Depression and a disorder that could cost him his life. Can he make it? NON SLASH
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Stan M.
Bond of Brotherhood by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
In a Juska clan, four brothers are schooled in evil. Within Abbey walls, a thief's son and a former prince grow and learn. A young Corsair searches for the remnants of her crew. Seven fates are intertwined, and beliefs are challenged. Lives will change.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,193 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008
Total Drama Valley by Scream96 reviews
Land Before Time/Total Drama Island Crossover I wrote. FINAL EPISODE UP!
Land Before Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,251 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008
The Land Before Time: Sharptooth Valley by Scream96 reviews
Chomper wishes he had more sharpteeth friends, and when The Stone of Cold Fire grants this, he finds himself in a whole new GV, where everyone's been transformed into sharpteeth, and he's the only one with memories of the past reality! Completed!
Land Before Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,928 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Chomper, Ruby - Complete
Unlikely Friendships by fwirl of redwall reviews
An orphaned squirrelmaid. An escaped searat. Two young Redwallers. A Salamandastron hare. A baby ferret. Witness the unlikely friendship between these creatures grow as they cross paths and fight for their home together. Please R&R!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,283 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008
Anti of Redwall! by Inky Pirate reviews
Peter the mouse is the only one who notices the weird and annoying characteristics of the Redwall universe. So he mistakenly points them out to everyone, thinking they will listen to him. Ha! More chapters soon!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008
Land Before Time: The Great War by RedDragonforce 1 reviews
Littlefoot must lead an army to stop the army of Sharpteeth gathering to destroy the herds. He needs more than friends to win this one. He needs to be a Leader. Can he do it? Read and Find out. LF/Ali nonexistent LF/Cera and Duckie/Petrie.
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Littlefoot, Cera
The Shadowtide by LittlePsychoWolf reviews
A stoat is shanghaied into Salamandastron's secret army: a small group of reformed vermin who slip into attacking hordes and act as assassins and spies. Rated for some gory parts & character deaths.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Tolkien's Flying Circus by Spiny Norman reviews
Crossover work also known as The Lord of the Rings by Monty Python.
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
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The Equestrian Scrolls reviews
Abloody civil war has ripped a nation in two. A lone unicorn ventures out to save Equestria from itself. My first attempt at a serious fanfiction, constructive criticism welcome as always. Rated T for language and gore, may be moved to M in future
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012
Dawn of Fire reviews
After a dragon mysteriously crash-lands in ponyville, Twilight and her friends are warned of an impending doom, threatening all the known world. The mane 6 soon set off on an epic quest that will take them to the dragon lands and beyond. Rating may change
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012
Chuck Norris in Equestria reviews
A pitifull parody by yours truly, rated T to be safe. Not a trollfic
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Dr. Whooves - Complete
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