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Author has written 2 stories for Book X-overs, and Harry Potter.

Okay, okay. I shall no longer to succumb to the writers block breaking my fingers one, by one...then fixing them only to snap them...again, and again. Then tearing the flesh from the bone and stir frying it...basically, I'm trying to write again. :)

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Failed To Fail by Ventisquear reviews
It always surprised me that it was so easy to get Zevran's approval. The Warden just turned his whole life upside down and then acted as if it was quite normal... so this just shows a bit of Zev's confusion about his new situation...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 199,341 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Zevran A., Surana
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 4,558 - Follows: 5,953 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Eats First, Morals After by arabellaesque reviews
What happens when the Child of Bhaal isn't very skilled at the more traditional adventuring professions? Sporadic updates, and based on a certain mod NPC for BG2
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,448 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 5/8/2008
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3183 - Favs: 5,960 - Follows: 8,030 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Always be There by Kulkum reviews
When the big night comes, Shepard finds her own doubts and dept to the galaxy forcing her to send him away. Regret is sometimes the most painful mistake to face. What does one do with a second chance? FemShep/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,410 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Hairline Fractures by Iskeirka reviews
Have you ever laughed at all those little glitches and stupid things? I sure have. Here is a series of oneshots about little things I found funny.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/18/2009
Anathema by ReaperRain reviews
An Elder Scroll is stolen, his bodyguard and only confidant is dead, and Ocato is slowly buckling under the strain of running an Empire without an Emperor. But when Modryn Oreyn lands the position of Chancellor's guard, that all changes. Eventual slash.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,451 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Ocato, Modryn Oreyn
The Rohan Pride Chronicles, Part I: Alone by anolinde reviews
When Gúthwyn, the youngest child of Théodwyn and Éomund, becomes a slave of Sauron, she makes a deadly bargain with the Dark Lord. If she fails at the task he sets before her, the lives of those she loves will be compromised. Rape and torture scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 283,240 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Legolas, Boromir - Complete
What Really Happened Was by delilahrosenberg reviews
A humorous story I wrote for a Fenris Facebook group prompt. This is what REALLY happened after the first night ;
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (M) - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Nightsfury reviews
Love hurts, metaphorically and literally. That lesson is one every Crow learns early. But there is another side to that particular sovereign. And sometimes you learn it in the last place you expected. Goes AU in places. m/m
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,758 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Zevran A., Tabris
Shades of Night by Faerlyte reviews
Turian executor Pallin of the Embassy leads a simple life. At least he had, until he's ambushed with a stranded human female named Pilar. Now he's neck deep in a 25 year old murder mystery involving her parents and the Alliance Military's best kept secret.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,103 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008
Reflect by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
To be sent back; to revert; to return. Glorfindel's prodding and tormenting had pushed Erestor/Harry too far. But Erestor won't fade without a fight... And is this guilt Glorfindel feels? Rated for swearing, no slash. LoTR/HP crossover. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,406 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Harry P., Erestor
Small Spaces by lyssalu reviews
Sound really carries in small, echo-y spaces. This, on top of the cramping, heat, and awkward positioning, can make things pretty...uncomfortable, but it's not all bad. Sometimes closeness is all it takes to get things running again.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,297 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
What Polly Did Next by Hugger-Of-Trees reviews
If Monstrous Regiment could be filed under “What Polly Did” this would fall under the remit of “What Polly Did Next” telling as it does the joys, trials and tribulations of our eponymous heroine, picking up in the year following the final paragraph of MR.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 50,000 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Polly P.
Countdown by Bonzodog reviews
JD knows the signs. He's seen them on countless patients, knows how serious they are. But what does he do when he's seeing them in his mirror?
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,010 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D.
A Friend in All Things by WordTree reviews
Shepard wasn't expecting to be confronted about her love life, but when Garrus does it raises important questions. Oneshot drabble wherein Shepard muses on her relationships with Kaiden, Garrus and Thane. K for mild language. Implied Sheiros.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Web of Darkness by Soledad reviews
An experiment of the Witchking backfires, and the Elves of Mirkwood find an unexpected ally. Crossover with Forgotten Realms. Birthday fic for JastaElf. Rating raised.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 182,626 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Thranduil, Legolas - Complete
Alcohol and Illusion by Alpha Vegetable reviews
ME2, FemShep. Silly piece of nonsense that has been rattling around in my head for a while. What happens when Shep knocked back a few before chatting with TIM? Or, rather, what could happen? Quite unrealistic.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Shepard (F), Illusive Man - Complete
Slipping into Shadow by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
Gods help her, but Portia had stolen from Mehrunes Dagon, and with the barrier on Oblivion weakening, Mehrunes was no longer a captive of his own world. He would hunt her through a web of political intrigue, but a game of cat and mouse is never simple.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 197,934 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Mehrunes Dagon - Complete
Flotilla by callalili reviews
Of patchwork ships and oddities. A collection of unusual pairings from Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,655 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009
John Shepard Romances The Galaxy by Xysnei reviews
Follow Commander John Shepard as he has all sorts of cracky romantic encounters with the unlikeliest of people! Every chapter features a new crack pairing, and reviewers can make suggestions for future chapters. Rated M for sexy references. R&R!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Shepard (M)
The Thane Krios Experience by littleblackdog reviews
Nervous about the mechanics of blowing off steam with a human, Garrus seeks advice about the bane of xeno-loving turians throughout the galaxy— how is this kissing thing supposed to work, especially when you’ve got no lips? Garrus/Shepard, Garrus/Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Garrus V., Thane K. - Complete
Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies by evie vie reviews
Stuck in camp for a few days, the party tries its hand at a game of Hideouts & Mobsters.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
Seeing An Eternity by xScenex reviews
HPLotR crossover. Harry finds himself falling into Middle Earth, blind, blonde, and confused. He's distressed, looks almost like a Malfoy, and he meets a talking tree. Could it get any worse? Of course. No pairings. Rating and title may change.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,284 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Harry P.
Heart of Night by Sings-off-key reviews
NWN1 HotU. When Waterdeep is attacked by drow, the Dark Maiden calls a reluctant hero to the city's aid. Solaufein thought he'd left the dangers and treachery of the Underdark behind. Will his faith be enough to fight the darkness without and within?
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,145 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009
Impossible by Katie Day reviews
The Warden's actions cause Sten to take a second look at his own beliefs.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sten
Golden by AmazingSoulWeasel reviews
A series of oneshots focusing on the relationship between the male PC and Zevran because there just isn't enough Zev in game. Slash/yaoi/MxM/etc.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Tabris, Zevran A.
Sten's Gift by Hermia S reviews
For a woman so unused to the cold, open night air, such an offering is nothing more than the kindest of advances. Aeducan/Sten.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Aeducan, Sten - Complete
Falling Into Insanity, Not Really by Nocturniquette reviews
Sten and the Elven Grey Warden get one over on the former Antivan Crow, Zevran. Contains trace amounts of SLASH! This is a humorous one-shot. NOT to be taken seriously.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Sten, Zevran A. - Complete
Priceless by Bladesworn reviews
Alistair does not like Zevran, but Zevran has some tricks up his sleeves. // The first night Zev spends with the party; Drabble, for swooping is bad weekly challenge #3.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Alistair, Zevran A. - Complete
On Knights by callalili reviews
Knights are supposed to be brave, Dog knows. / Another Dog-POV fic for Crisium's "What We Become," wherein Dog thinks about Amell and Cullen and oranges.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Dog - Complete
Temptation by Ballerina.Embers reviews
One shot. Never before had she encountered those of her kind... out side of her clan, of course. Adapting to society is a challenge, and though she has her hands busy with conflicts, she can't bring herself to get well deserved rest when HE is still up.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Mahariel, Zevran A. - Complete
Ever by callalili reviews
Five times when he's a good dog, and once when he isn't. A sort-of prequel to Crisium's "What We Become" from Dog's perspective.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Dog - Complete
Too Close to the Sun by Redemption-Rank5 reviews
SLASH LucienxOC "Fly too close to the sun and you'll only be burnt. You're playing a dangerous game Bosmer." The story of one Bosmer and his strange love affair with Lucien Lachance
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Lucien L.
Lex and the Thief by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
Mandila was a thief that found herself drawn toward Lex, and he was the captain that threatened to destroy her world. She shouldn't have found him interesting, but she wasn't known for caution, and the two were bound to clash at some point.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,051 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Cool Blue by percival00 reviews
REVIVED! He was always the quiet one, the calm one. Shepard counted on him to never let emotions or prior conflicts get in the way of his duty. She never gave much thought to what went on in his mind, beyond those cool blue eyes. FemShep/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Is that a carrot in your pocket? by Dapper reviews
After the war with Voldemort has ended, Harry seeks the peace he cannot find within his own world. He finds himself on an adventure he could never have expected, while discovering the truth about his real origins.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Legolas
Verbal JumpRope by Keshka reviews
K/S slash. AU. At the end of the movie, the older Spock did not seek out his younger self and encourage him to stay on the Enterprise. It falls to Jim to convince him. In other words, how to outfox a fox, when the fox is a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Aftermath by Kate Herrick reviews
Oneshot. Eli Loker/Cal Lightman Slash. Someone had to do it . Lightman remains enigmatic, and Loker can't lie to him.
Lie to Me - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
Name Tags by emo barbie reviews
Dr Cox didn't understand why they were staring...until Kelso pointed it out. JDox
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2009 - [Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D.] - Complete
Static by RedFireLight reviews
On a routine stop on the Citadel, two members of the Normandy crew share a private moment. Oneshot, M/M
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Garrus V., Kaidan A.
The Other Side Of The Pond by Lord 0f Storms reviews
So, what happens when Ashley and Garrus are stranded together on a frozen planet after a thresher maw attrack? Well, you'll just have to read and find out! An unlikely pairing, I know, but I like a challenge! Ashley/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,686 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Ashley W., Garrus V.
Kittens Can't Speak Elfish by Stephfunky reviews
Haldir has found a pretty little kitten with black fur and green eyes. That talks. Hp X-over, slash, crossgen
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,947 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Harry P., Haldir
Know One, Know Many by Astarel reviews
The story of the first male Clayr ever to be born, and how he shapes the destiny of the Old Kingdom. Kibeth and Astarael will feature heavily in later chapters. Collaboration between crazybeagle and myself
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2009
The Strain by daflippnay reviews
An odd strain of virus appears in Sacramento, California... Zombie!fic. JDCox, Turla, Kelliot.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,600 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008
Road to the Horizon by Ztin reviews
It is about vengeance. It is about honour. It is about hate as much as love. It is about villainy and heroics. It is about quests and treasure. It is about the perfect combination of blacklotus and Baalor's root to get the maximum blast effect.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 133,205 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 10/14/2006
Something Old, Something New by Zeil reviews
Slash. JD decides to check in on Dr. Cox when he doesn't show up for a shift.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,493 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 10/17/2006
Chaos and Entropy by Sings-off-key reviews
Hired to rescue a kidnapped tiefling bard, our roguish heroine discovers the situation isn't quite what it seems. Rated M for language and sex! Now complete!
Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,955 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
The Nail on His Finger by Shorthand reviews
Elsie, the newest recruit to the Dark Brotherhood, has finally found a home and a family. But will her forbidden love for Lucien destroy that? LucienxOCxVicente Rated M for some future scenes of sensuality.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,957 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008
The Plunge by Ryo314 reviews
An accident brings Perry and JD closer...a lot closer.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,171 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
Blood And Trust by Liael reviews
A Bosmer slave is unwillingly caught up in the vampiric intrigues of Morrowind.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,719 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
What Happens in Umbridge's Office by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
Draco Malfoy and Luna Lovegood are alone in Umbridge's office... until someone slips a niffler in through the door. Furniture topples, Draco loses clothing, and Luna finds a new use for her lion hat. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
My Snowstorm by Smudgie reviews
Doctor Cox is left trapped in his car during a snowstorm with a sick Newbie. No slash. Long one-shot.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,786 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
The Black Wizard by Azraeos reviews
A mysterious noise starts a chain of events that propels Harry and Hedwig to another world. He encounters wizards, dwarves, male Veela . . . and discovers that the only way for him to get back home is to complete a dangerous mission.
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 170,847 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 2,361 - Follows: 2,283 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 4/3/2005
The Dark Wizard and the Curse of Immortality by JuMiKu reviews
Voldemort is dead, but Harry still suffers. He has to watch everything around him die. When he is sent to Middle Earth to change this, will things change for the better or the worse? LotRHP xover The rating is probably too high.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,378 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Harry P.
Kestrel by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPSS slash, oneshot. When his son James is wounded, Harry goes to Snape for help. Snape, of course, has a price. Harry pays it, and Snape finds himself paying his own price, in wonder, doubt, and something very much like love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,079 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Meh Ayleidon by JawsOfOblivion reviews
Pente is a no talent Wood Elf with a phobia of... well, everything. So just how did she end up as the Hero of Kvatch? Can she really help save the world from the upcoming Oblivion crisis?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,846 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007
The Boy and the Ring by Hoshi-tachi reviews
Rituals are delicate things. So are Dark Lords. Harry learns this the hard way, along with the true meaning of fellowship.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,235 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Harry P., Faramir
Good Taste by JustShotMarvin reviews
He doesn't understand what the big deal is about this 'pizza' stuff. -Slight GarrusxFem!Shep, if you squint.-
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
The Viera's Gifts by Disappearance reviews
The Hume tradition of giving gifts had once confused Fran.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13639 - Favs: 8,055 - Follows: 6,669 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Bats Outta Hell, a Manic Depressive Epic by Keldan reviews
The story of a less than stable Bhaalspawn and the people that keep company with her... despite her ever changing moods and whims. Chapter overhaul! If things seem messed up, then they probably are. I'm working on it. Working on formatting, also. Sorry!
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,657 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 3/30/2006
Expression! by JadeTheCon reviews
Just some short tales about humans, using human expressions, in front of nonhumans… Hehe... Rated T for minor language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
Only a Piece by Teaguen reviews
A young Rohan boy encounters the 3 hunters. Book verse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2008
Shang's Punishment by ProtegoNox reviews
Shang knew it was wrong, but there was nothing he could do about it. Explores Shang's thoughts and feelings about Ping, before he learns of Ping's true identity. Part deux: Shang tries to put Ping and Mulan together, and the pieces of his heart.
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007
Delay by plutospawn reviews
Spawned by some discussion over at the Bioware boards. Post game, Jane Shepard and Doctor Chakwas have a conversation.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Mess Hall Mayhem by YamiDchan reviews
Tali's hungry. Will the normandy crew finally find out what she looks like when she goes off to eat? Or will chaos reign supreme for them and the poor, unsuspecting quarian?
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
A Fishing Lesson by Sings-off-key reviews
NWN2 MotB: A drowsy afternoon, a quiet stream, a fishing pole and a congenial companion...what else could a girl want? And yes, this is another of my unusual pairings!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Black Lace On Sweat by Cheri-sama reviews
Hate and attraction are not mutually exclusive. [MaceCapa]
Sunshine - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
Visiting Rights by abernaith reviews
Right after the events of Making Money, Vetinari invites Moist to dinner and arranges a pleasant reunion with a Mr. Fusspot.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
His Elevator Woes by GraveDigger Resurrection reviews
Alternate ending for “His Story”. What if nobody had interrupted Janitor and JD on that elevator? What if Dr. Cox didn’t find JD until seven hours later? JDCox friendship, bonding, and general ridiculosity.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/4/2007 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
The Fountain of Fair Fortune by sweetdevil16 reviews
...Of all of Beedle's tales, The Fountain of Fair Fortune was her favorite... An indepth look at one wellknown Hogwart's student's private battle with bulimia. Warning: this story centers around an eating disorder. Do not read if this offends you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
My Bet by Samu reviews
It all started with a bet. JDCox. Warnings: Some sexual situations.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Time Between by runningondreams reviews
Peter has a question and Claude has a snarky response. He always does. Spoilers for 'Godsend' through but not including 'Unexpected.' Oneshot, no slash.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
My Best Friend's Suspicion by newbie1990 reviews
Turk and Carla are both entirely convinced that JD is in love with Dr. Cox. JD is less convinced.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
The Smell of Destiny by DarthAmmonite reviews
NWN2 In which Sand, quite by accident, succeeds where the Traveling Ranger & Paladin Show has failed, and destiny is revealed to smell like iron and gingerbread. Sarcasm! Drama! Romance! More sarcasm!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,938 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007
One Lousy Joke by DarthAmmonite reviews
NWN2 A brief silliness. Whether you need legal counsel, alchemy, or relationship advice, there's only one elf to call...
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Plogviehze, Baby by The Divine Comedian reviews
Monstrous Regiment. Mal manages to do the one thing that would normally make Polly get out the stake and hammer. Shame she's stuck with the vampire on what would be a road movie, if it was a movie, and if there was an actual road.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,864 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Polly P. - Complete
Just Like House Without The Limp by Riona reviews
When John Dorian turns up at Princeton Plainsboro, House becomes interested in his case for all the wrong reasons. Crossover with Scrubs.
Crossover - Scrubs & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3730 - Favs: 2,868 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Girl by Draco the Lizard reviews
The Janitor accidentally hits Dr. Cox with a mop. Once he regains consciousness, he sees JD in a whole new light.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Advancement by Kitty Ryan reviews
It is quite difficult for Black Ribboners to blush. They have to dredge up something that hasn’t been in evidence for centuries. “You did not come to meet me because you vanted to know more about my modern city, I think,” he said.' Two vampires tour Ankh
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Complete
The Rohan Pride Chronicles, Part II: Reunions by anolinde reviews
Gúthwyn's mission has failed. Now that she is traveling with Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli to find the Hobbits, she finds herself being confronted with her past, as well as some painful experiences in the present.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,253 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Eowyn, Théoden - Complete
Lothíriel by JunoMagic reviews
The story of Lothíriel. How to follow a rainbow. There and NOT back again. Tenth Walker Story. Based on the books as accurately as possible. Book 1, Chapters 1 to 36, won the 'Faramir Goes To Rivendell MEFA Award 2005'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 474,627 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Red Ink by Erestor reviews
Glorfindel. Erestor. Nightmares. Red ink.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Castles In the Sky by VaguelyFamiliar reviews
Displaced nobility, archenemies, and a marriage proposal! Plus: Aurora's horrid middle name, revealed!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,579 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 3/18/2004
Nine Riders by rabidsamfan reviews
A drabble series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Complete
Venom In His Soul by WitchWolf reviews
Oneshot. Deep in Neverwinter woods hides a wanted criminal. His name is Wyvern... And a bounty hunter just found him. Read if you want to, review if you like it. Thanks for your time.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
A Choice of Love and Life by JunoMagic reviews
The human wife of an Elf-lord dies after a long life. Ties in loosely with 'The Tides of Time and the Bones of the Earth'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Elrond - Complete
The Domino Effect by Essande reviews
This is my take on the final encounter with Aribeth. Please R&R.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2004
Beauty by VaguelyFamiliar reviews
Nigh's transformation into a drow may be the only way she can get closer to the one she loves... An atypical oneshot romance.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Complete
A Touch Undecided by Kitty Ryan reviews
Under a close cover of Borogravian pines, Maladict makes one of Sargeant Perks' Little Lads feel distinctly uncomfortable, and there is, of course, a question of the Big Question. PollyXMal
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
A Tough Nut to Crack by Sue reviews
Movie-verse, post-RotK. A good-will gift from Harad arrives for Aragorn, and he, Faramir, and Eomer spend the better part of a summer afternoon trying to figure out how to open a coconut. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Discretion by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
Boromir travels to Dol Amroth one Yule to seek tutoring in a very important subject from his former Armsmaster Andrahar. Warning: explicit slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,640 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Boromir - Complete
Aware of Emptiness by incandescens reviews
Goku in stream-of-consciousness mode.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/1/2002
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Tom Bombadil and The Little Fish reviews
Harry Potter is one again on the train station where he met Dumbledore after his final encounter with Voldemort. Only this time, he accidentally takes the wrong train and ends up somewhere entirely unexpected. Nobody is happy about this. REFORMATTING/WIP.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Harry P.
Freaks Like Us reviews
There's something wrong with Dudley,which really doesn't bother Harry until it starts affecting him. Harry's world as he knows it changes as he suffers from a secondary mutation- and with that comes a whole new year of problems. HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D.