Dying sucks and can be such a drag as Naruto found this out the hard way, it sucks even more when due to killing Sasuke and by a technicality he's sent to hell and turned into a hell kitsune, but the jokes on them as he's gonna rip hell a new one and tear it asunder. cowritten with Thanatos125

Shirou Emiya, born to a Clan following the name they had not officially been called in centuries, chasing after a dream created by their ancestor as relentlessly as any other Magi family reaches for the Root. This is the boy that Kiritsugu Emiya and Irisviel von Einzbern find in the rubble and mud of the Fuyuki Fire, and this is the boy that they adopted.

A tempest is coming, one that will take the world by storm. Its name, well its name is Perseus Jackson the Son of Poseidon. The question is, can the world handle him?

Instead of a fallen angel, Issei is approached by a very different girl. One who takes great offence to attempts on Issei's life. The Supernatural realms of Earth are about to find out how small they really are, now that Azathoth has found her beloved. Issei steadily ascending into Eldritch-Godhood, a harem including female Eldritch, and various Cthulhu/Lovecraft elements.

Death changes a man. Hardens him. Sharpens him. Burns away weakness. All that remains is strength. Pride. Cunning. A new life. A new name. A new identity. He won't make the same mistakes twice. After all, suffering isn't enough. You can't just be strong, you have to be smart! You can't just be deserving, you have to be worthy! Is he? Let's find out. Narutoxharem. Fate elements.

After sacrificing his arm before his demise, Emiya fulfilled his desires to never let the past repeat itself. The man expected to return in a land surrounded by swords, waiting for his next orders, forever alone and broken. Unbeknownst to him, fate had other plans for the Counter Guardian... one that came to fulfill his long desired wish.

On the verge of death after the Second Gigantomachy, the gods are fading. The mythological world is no more. The last of his kind, Percy is sent on one final quest: to save the world of Remnant. Some things never change. Disclaimer: Revamped Remnant! Diverging Plot lines! Buffed Salem!

Shirou Emiya died in the final battle with Kirei Kotomine. A grieving Artoria Pendragon returned to her time with the scabbard after destroying the Holy Grail. Fortunately, being in the past allows her to make plans to go off the rails to resolve this tragedy... Strong Shirou x Artoria x Probable Harem in the distant future. Fate/Zero finished, now in Fate/Prototype era.

The Guardian of Humanity, Throughout his eternal servitude have become no more than a blade, rusted from the blood of all he killed in the name of Salvation. but with the meeting between the future and the past, the ideals that became nothing more than ashes, rekindled into a blazing fire, forging the rusted blade anew. WARNING: Slightly chaotic. ( ; • ω. •)

Gods, Dragons, Tits, and Emiya: A Counter Guardian's (Not So) Peaceful Retirement - During Counter Guardian EMIYA's futile battle against the ORT, Humanity is wiped out, Alaya's hold on him breaks, and Zelretch—ever the opportunist troll—tosses him into a world filled with gods, dragons, magical tits, and other supernatural shenanigan bullshit. What could possibly go wrong?

This singularity should have been no different than the others, even if the Knights of the Round were present. His Artoria was waiting for him in Avalon. But it wasn't and she wasn't. The Lion King was his Artoria. She remembered him. And despite the fact that she had become an inhuman monster, Shirou loved her. He would show her how to be human again.

An Eroge-induced epiphany leads Hyoudou Issei down a path of hard work, excellence and extreme degrees of trauma suppression. Add to that a grumpy old dragon, an overpowered sacred gear, a frisky succubus and munchkin-worthy tactics that put the capital P in "Power Creep", and you've got yourself a nice mess. Oh, and there's also devils, and angels, and stuff. (Cover by Yutaku)

Shirou finds a gate and a new world free from the restrictions of Gaia. A clash of science and magic along with the ramifications involved.

"I see now, you were my sheath all along," said the Lion King to the Iron-Wrought Hero as their battle concluded with the collapse of the Singularity. Fate, however, had other plans, binding them and sending them back to Camelot in their younger forms—the Lion King no longer a goddess but a king, and the Counter Guardian, ever bound to his duty, knowing his work was far from over.

Shirou Emiya finds himself in another world after sacrificing himself to save Fujimaru, in a world of gods and monsters. On the verge of death, he saves a young girl, before succumbing to his wounds, thankfully, the young girl just may end up being Shirou's salvation, in more ways than one.

Shirou knew his one goal in life was impossible. He knew he could not reach his love without help, without its help, but to have its help meant he would still never reach his love. So as he lay there dying he thought of his love, her green eyes, her blond hair, and her wonderful smile. luckily for him, someone else was watching him and thought that they looked quite nice together.

After the end of The Holy Grail War they made a promise. Many years later in another world of heroes and villains that promise may come to fruition.

Why should someone fight, if his ideals have betrayed him, there is no-one to fight for and only despair wait him? EMIYA certainly wouldn't, and his story has finally come to an end. Or is it?

Issei Hyoudou is the Sekiryutei. Not many people knew how powerful he is, or what he's done. And he's perfectly fine with that. He's done with people. All he wants to do is sit back, relax, and watch porn without being bothered by school or homework or devils or fallen angels or annoying conspiracies and why the hell won't they just leave him alone already! Perv OP Issei Harem.

In a world full of amazing people, creatures, and yordles- all fit for the title of Legend without a doubt- one man sleeps, forever dreaming of a past life gone by. And when he finally awakes in such a wondrous world filled with things he's never seen before, will he also prove to be worthy of that title of Legend? Or perhaps... even more than that?

Story for Emperor Good Fortune. Being the Youkai in charge of overseeing the hidden leyline within Kuoh, Naruto was often bored simply observing the devils that were supposedly 'in charge' of the area. Finding merely overseeing Kouh boring, Naruto decides to have fun by seducing the devils in HIS territory. Pretending to be a simple mortal summoning them with their contracts. Smut.

Aether challenged Ei to a duel. He won't give up until he wins. Though, it's not for the reason she thinks. Can be read as part of the UHA series or a standalone.

Counter Guardian Emiya is a man of many regrets. Among them, the fact that he wasn't able to save his Saber when he was a boy continues to haunt him to the end of days. Now, however, a chance has mysteriously appeared to change that result. And being the practical man he is, he will not hesitate to seize it. But still... why in Alaya's name is Artoria his new Master in this world?

Things that could be, or shouldn't be left in the hands of the 'King Arthurs' to decide upon seeing a future beyond their own. (Story from Fate-In Time made for long-time readers past the first arc. Imported by suggestion from readers. I'll import chapters when I have time)

Accelerator and the Railgun. Two level 5's that have been subjected to the same rumour: they have been defeated by a Level 0. But who is this mysterious esper? These are the numerous investigations made by characters in the ToAru universe into this Level 0. People who don't know him will learn the truth and those who do know him will catch a glimpse into his life. Will have action.

At the end of the Second Titanomachy, Percy found Hope to be in short supply. With Kronos unstopped, his friends dead or dying, and the gods falling one by one, it was hard to believe they still had a chance. But when Hestia sacrifices herself to give him 'Hope', there's no reason not to take it, even if it costs him his life. But when he awakens... original story by Ryuugi

Where history is a little bit different, Paimon is a bit more serious, and the world becomes all the more livelier for it. Welcome to Teyvat, Aether. May your wings light up once more in your journey.

Technically, can't all Servants have Lily Variants? (This is an old fanfic i made 2 years ago, reimagined, with hopefully better writing, give it a read and hopefully enjoy)

Honestly, I should have expected it. After all, my line of work would always be screwing with me when I don't need to. What I did not expect was getting myself into a world where Gods are alive and around, Angels and Demons are real, and the residents are really weird. I blame Zelretch for this. Rated T for the time being. (Yes, the title has been changed / Sporadic Updates)

What would happen if someone with vast knowledge about the Mass Effect Universe, both official (wiki/Codex) and theoretical (fanfics), decent fighting ability and a plan was dropped into that Universe 13 years before Eden Prime? As it turns out, quite a lot! FemShep. Soft HFY. And a very different kind of self-insert. [The story will be revised after the First Act is finished]

Life is an explosion. I once heard a madman say that.Oddly enough, those words stuck with me. Maybe he was onto something. Life is short and sharp and sweet, just like an explosion. Live life, make your mark, enjoy it while you can. But what happens when a man lives longer than he should? Why, he opens a dust shop! Oughta be fun. Offshoot of Everybody Loves Cookies! Narutoxharem.

Percy Jackson is tired. Tired of all the fighting and all the death. He just wants to rest. The Mortal World is changing as they begin to raise their own champions. The Immortal Realm will not stand idly by as time passes. So when Olympus calls, her Sword must answer. But is it the same blade that fell Gaea or one newly forged? (AU) (Post Giant War) (Pre Battle of New York)

Things aren't always as simple as they seem. Just because he found himself in a new world, Naruto shouldn't have forgotten this. Now he must deal with angel, fallen angels, devils, perverts and god, all while maintaining a relationship and running his store. Things can never be simple for him.

Most people would say that the Traveller is a strange person and his companion even stranger. His friends would disagree with most people and would happily inform them where they can shove their opinions, not that they would actually say that in front of the Traveller of course. (Sequel to Blind Traveller)

Kaguya was defeated, the Juubi was sealed and Sasuke had been beaten. Now, all he and his friend had to do was undo the Mugen Tsukuyomi. Except... They can't. And the Elemental Nations cease to exist. "Thank Kami that Ophis arrived!" Harem

Ten mysterious temples across the world have been hidden by the Yokai for generations. What could it mean for the world when the temple's secrets are finally revealed? How will the supernatural deal with an extremely powerful and handsome sage, who has a long unfulfilled desire for intimacy, love, and a family? (Naruto Harem) (Slow Updates)

Death and corruption. A rotting Empire, and a man who would sit at the heart of a revolution. In a dark world of constant death and deceit, what place will a man whose only wish was to save others be able to carve out for himself?

There's always been growing legends in Remnant. Some of fearless warriors and others of horror, but there's one that's recently been picked up by the inhabitants. A legend of a man who was more akin to a wolf without a pack, barely speaking and doing his deed before leaving without a trace. After all... some people just want isolation rather than company.

A simple dream that became a wish, a dream that became an idea and in the end, the idea that took shape and the gratitude that was obtained in exchange for it.

After a shocking discovery during his battle with Kaguya, Naruto gets transported into the DC universe with an unlikely companion in tow. Now he has to adapt to a world of caped heroes and villains, one of whom he may even know...

Two shinobi with multiple jobs in a different world doing shinobi things. Like chilling, accidentally getting a harem and trying not to get involved with the supernatural... Unsuccessfully.

Counter Guardian EMIYA had no wish for the grail, he did however have a single desire. Kill his foolish younger self. He finally finds himself summoned in Fuyuki. Only there's one small problem. This isn't his Fuyuki and what's with these 'Magical Girls?

All myths are true. Outside the borders of Western Civilization lies the rest of the world. After the Second Olympian War, a restless Percy Jackson sails for the horizon, and never stops. AU after The Last Olympian. Percy x various mythological figures, het and slash.

Things were going well for Aether. He had finally gotten to Inazuma, weeded out a corrupt monopoly in a span of a couple of hours and was about to get his ticket out of the city until he was struck by lightning. Next thing he knows, he wakes up in a certain secretary's lap, there's some mysterious power saying he's 'The Protagonist' and what in the world are Affection points?

War is on the horizon. With the threat of annihilation, the Queen of Olympus is forced to take matters into her own hands to keep her family among the living. If that means unleashing a destroyer upon the world, then so be it. A Prequel to 'Of Water and Salt' (AU) (Pre Lightning Thief) (An OWAS Companionship Work)

Issei was just a normal, perverted, playful boy, but because of a certain organization that had yet to reveal themselves, he lost his family. Over nothing but petty conflict that didn't involve them. Now he must live through the hell that is the unfortunate life of the Sekiryuutei. Would it be wrong to say that he is cursed? Maybe not. After all, he truly is— the boy who suffers...

Unaware of loss, nor aware of gain. That phrase defined him since the day of his birth. However, the words of a certain magus allowed him to finally break free from the shackles that made him Shirou Emiya. The counterforce would not acknowledge the contract of a man who didn't exist, so where else could he go, other than back to the beginning?

We all know that Touma is a misfortune boy. But what if there was a slight change in his world? What could have changed? And what would the end game be? Starts from the High Priest Arc. Rated T for safety. No lemons, but some foul language Check my Bio for Info on my Fics. (Chapter 29 out now)

Naruto and Sasuke had to move on. Their life in the Elemental Nations was over, but their life in another place and time was just beginning. A rewrite of "The New Gods of DxD" with re-imagined events, twists, and characterization. The pairings, for those of you who read the original, are the same. Contains crossovers from other anime/manga than the ones listed as well.

One's fate is not decided by chance, but by choice. A hero will rise from the desolate sands of Hueco Mundo.

Some men drink to forget their past. Some men drink to drown their sorrows. And some...some drink for different reasons. Sounds a bit strange, doesn't it? What good can a washed up drunk possibly do? Trust me, you don't want to see him sober. So! Lets drink, then! To the end of the world! Bottoms Up! Narutoxharem. An offshoot of All Things Must Die! Request story. Humorous story.

Awakened from his two century long slumber, Naruto hadn't anticipated the world to go through such drastic transformation. A world where lawbreakers run around triggering destruction and disorder, where the Heroes refuse to kill, instead let the Villains to the judgment of the Law.

A star fell from the sky. Inazuma was awaken at the dead of night. Its enamored citizens became frightened by the star's descent. The Electro Archon watched the cosmos alongside her people, deriving her road towards her ambitions. Teyvat starts to move once more after the schemes of Celestia failed to subdue all opposing forces towards their ideals. A star fell towards eternity.

At 19 years old, Percy Jackson had thought that the greatest challenges before him were graduating college and saving up for marrying the girl of his dreams. Now, he's 200 years in the future, homeless, and a wanted fugitive. Wait…did that girl have bunny ears? What the hades is even going on here?

Even the Gods and Goddesses of Olympus needed a day off. Sometime's they needed time away from the constant bickering and never-ending controversies of their family. On one such day, Wisdom and Moon found themselves discovering a hidden gem within the city that never slept, and meeting a familiar blonde knucklehead with a penchant for the colour orange.

A timeline deviated from Proper Human History to the point even ALAYA nor Gaia can correct it nor delete it was discovered. Their best option? Send their best Counter Guardian of course! Meanwhile from his perspective, Counter Guardian EMIYA never expected to get a vacation with an order to "live", much less in another dimension.

Master Chief had died and was remembered as the finest warrior humanity ever produced and would be remembered centuries after his death. However he is called to the past to save humanity from total extinction. Shouldn't be too hard it's just another mission to save humanity. Rated M just in case

It is said that for Shirou and Saber to reunite, two miracles must occur: "one must wait continuously, one must pursue endlessly." What happens when one person decides to take on both roles?

Fuck it! It was supposed to be a oneshot but scratch that. Maou, Emi, and Alas Ramus facing challenges with being an actual family. Events that I can actually see happen within the storyline.

One was now a Spirit of the Rokungai, helping those who were too weak to help themselves. Another was now a Hollow, sheltering those who desired a haven. No longer with the memories of who they were, and yet both sword and sheath remembered the promise that was once made - One forever searching while the other endlessly waited. Both willing to fight for the happiness they desired.

After the battle with All for One, Heroes are quick to move towards his base with a plan in mind. Upon entering they find a pod frozen in stasis. Curious as to what they find, they find a man in it.. This man is Percy Jackson, and it is time he relives his life in a new world.

Uzumaki Naruto has been known for several things in his young life. Heroism. Bravery. Strength. And last, but certainly not least...attracting buxom young women to his bed. So, when he finds himself mysteriously catapaulted thousands of years into the future, you'd think he'd be able to adapt rather readily, no? There's just one problem...HE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH! Narutoxharem!

Well the title is kind of obvious but Naruto is a gardener in Kuoh Academy. Here he watches the daily interactions between Devils Angels and the Fallen while trying his best not to get involved as he left his previous world just to escape this kind of shit but Fate just doesn't let him be. NarutoxHarem/GOD-MODE NARUTO, stronger than Great Red/Mokuton Naruto

He came while being chased by two hormonally unstable Tailed Beasts. But now, he intends to stay and create chaotic ripples in the proverbial ocean of arrogance and self-entitlement of the vast cosmos.

For Rias, desperate to escape her looming betrothal, Issei's assassination was a convenient opportunity to make him a part of her Peerage. But what if that was Issei's plan as well. Wake up and hide your women, the World of Supernatural, as the Dragon of Domination is here! (Strong and smart, but still perverted Issei.) IsseiXMulti

He was a hopeless man, a man who would amount to a little more than a fool. Yet this man pursued an endless dream, a dream in which he could hold her again... (A Shirou medieval Britain Fic-beginning before Saber drew Caliburn)

By LaVacaMuh. He was a broken hero who never deserved anything, but when the fear of the unknown is present, the place or time doesn't matter, only the survival of the strongest matters. After all, tragedy is something that always existed, even in the age of the Gods.

In the battle against Kronos Percy the thrown back in time to 1994. Unable to even step foot in America as not risk damaging time itself he is exiled to UK, but all is not lost as he finds a world to hide away in, a world to live in. A world of magic. The wizarding world won't know what hit it.

Emiya Shirou was probably one of the single most talented magi alive, that much he knew for certain... his obscene Prana capacity was proof of that... then the Holy Grail war started and everyone would have their biggest challenge yet... Convincing the idiot he knew the First True Magic and getting him to realize that pretty much every girl was after him. Crack Fic. Shirou/many.

He was an anomaly not meant to be in this world, yet fate would deem otherwise. After all, the fate of the world just may hang in the balance.

They'd done it. The Holy Grail was finally destroyed… but at what cost? Join Shirou Emiya as he is taken into the world of Highschool DxD. Although, he can't really call himself a he… now can she? Follows Heaven's Failure, right after Illya gives Shirou her body. PossibleOOC!Shirou OP!Shirou Fem!Shirou Issei x Harem Shirou x Harem cause neither of them would be them without one.

One-Shot turned into something else due to unexpected popularity. Starting in the middle of December, a certain unlucky Imagine Breaker is having the most curious day... and it seems to entail the various girls he comes across on his way home...

Naruto wished he could understand women. Between Risa's teasing, Yui's lecturing and his adopted mother's blatant disregard of the standards of a mother son relationship Naruto was struggling to stay sane. Now a pink haired alien has declared she will marry him and her sister is trying to create him a harem as her father sends assassins after him. What's a guy to do?

Rewrite of "Immortal Sage Trainer"

When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU

Fighting Gilgamesh sucks. Getting tossed into a different dimension and being forced to save the entirety of humanity sucks even more. But what sucks the most: is the infuriating summoning system that won't give him S a b e r .

After defeating Gaia Percy is being forced to become god, but instead he asks to be sent to the world where no divine can influence him. There, he wanted to lead a normal life, but instead got pulled into world of heroes, super-villains and aliens. Guess there is no rest for the brave. The simple life must wait when both Justice league (with their sidekicks) and The Light want him.

Percy's eyes snapped open. He was no longer in the throne room... He wasn't even on Olympus, he was pretty sure. He was in the back seat of his mom's car, and he was shorter. He looked around himself, Thalia and Annabeth were soundly asleep, on either side of him, and his mom was focused on the snow covered road. The weird thing was, all of them looked younger. [Perzoe/Thalianca]

Shirou never expected to be summoned to another world, but now all he wants to do is finish save it so that he could return home to his family. But it order to return home, he will first have to survive. First rule of surviving as a summoned hero, don't trust ANYONE. (Retiring this story)

In Rome, Poseidon is called Neptune. In Westeros, they call him the Drowned God. Percy Jackson washes ashore in the Iron Islands and the Ironborn don't know whether to revere him or murder him. If only they'd known the cautionary tale of what happened to Atlantis.

It's settled. The females of this world makes no sense… When I took over Issei Hyoudou's body I immediately set myself up to become the pinnacle of strength to gain some leverage against supernatural... But now that I've somewhat succeeded, every girl suddenly wants to jump my— "Kuroka... could you please leave my joystick alone while I try to take a piss?" SI smut-W-plot crackfic

Percy only wanted to live a quiet life. However, fate seemed to hate him; taking him once more from his known world and placing him in another. Arriving in Vale, Percy was only left to wonder, "How on Olympus did I end up being enrolled at an Academy?" Follow Percy as he explores the World of Remnant and is dragged along in RWBY's adventures. Crossover/AU

A new dimension? Two self-proclaimed rivals; one a total battle maniac and the other an incorrigible pervert aiming to become Harem King? Stopping terrorists from awakening an apocalyptic beast? Well, at least Percy could say his life was always interesting.

No matter what he does, No matter what universe he is in, Shirou Emiya has always and will always give everything he has to protect his loved ones. Even if it means surpassing the True Magics. AU.

Warning: Do not attempt to mess with a seal when you have no idea what the fuck the seal does. Results may include death, famine, apocalypse, gender changing, hyper-attachment, random personality changes, yandere, and tsundere personalities. Fem Sasuke. Crack. The result of staying up till four AM. Now with Bonus Tayuya DLC! Review now to get access to this wonderful cat girl!

Three words spurned by a caring, loving mother, ultimately sends a boy down an entirely different path on his quest. "Why become a Harem King, when you can be a Harem God?" "Issei-kun, are you ripping off lines from rappers again?" "Damn it Ka-chan, I was having a moment here!" Genius!Issei, Scientist!Issei, ClosetPervert!Issei.

Archer can't sleep and finds himself in the kitchen to keep himself busy.

After checking up on a strange rift in space and time, Naruto ended up in a foreign land where new allies and enemies await. However, his wish to bring peace to his home still resonated...so he will do everything he can to return home, no matter what! 3 Crossovers mixed right, with a 4th on the way. A new narrative with believable characters! Strong!Naruto and mostly in-character!

He had walked his path with no regrets. But he should've known what kind of trouble he'd be in once he got caught.

In a utopia that shouldn't exist, a king that discarded their dream and humanity shall be confronted by an orphan who seeks to bring the wayward king back to the dream they had sought. One-shot.

Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.

After leaving Blood Gulch for the last time, a mishap with Wyoming's time travel unit sends Tex years into the future, on a strange planet called Chorus.

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

Everyone here is a capable warrior that can eradicate Grimm and stop major crimes from happening. They also have weapons that can turn into a gun. Well except to that one guy who's into the classic of sword and shield. Me on the other hand? I'm just a simple janitor trying to repay a debt while trying to learn on my own pace. I hope it doesn't get too chaotic... multixover. OOC.

People say that the past is in the past and you should learn to move on. Oh if it were only that simple for one Hyoudou Issei who's past seems to want to drag him back to the world he escaped from. Harem of course, or it wouldn't be Highschool DxD.

Lately Holly has been confused about her feelings for Artemis Fowl. She begns writing a diary so that she can understand her feelings better. Will she be shocked by what she finds out, or does she already know? A/H eventually. Can they truly succeed?