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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14510 - Favs: 11,810 - Follows: 5,454 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10611 - Favs: 11,713 - Follows: 12,406 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11478 - Favs: 9,060 - Follows: 6,579 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hello, You Must Be My Sex Therapist by venom with love reviews
Bella is a sex therapist. Her new client just so happens to be Edward, who is a virgin that comes to her for help. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,831 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3855 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 2,213 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5363 - Favs: 6,880 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ten Things You Never Knew by Perfect Mistake reviews
Still waters run deep... A different look into the minds and memories of our favorite Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008
Insanity by DOEeyes reviews
After spilling her story to a psychiatrist, Bella lands herself in Rockford Youth Mental Institution where she encounters individuals with problems not so dissimilar from her own. New Moon, AU. REVISED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Bella
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,670 - Follows: 2,489 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
Bathing Beauty by jaed621 reviews
A bath that changes everything. BB Tastefully sexually explicit. Please Read and Review.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,762 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 11/6/2006
Taking Chances by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a medical student at Stanford who is instantly attracted to her professor, Carlisle Cullen. Carlisle lives his life from day to day without really experiencing it. He is consumed by work and his love for his dead wife, Esme. Can the two work out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,445 - Reviews: 2903 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Wendy's by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Bella can't stop thinking about the silent yet intense boy who watches her at school. What happens when they meet, late at night, at Wendy's? Rated M for my usual. . .language and smut. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,859 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Small Print by Coquettishness reviews
Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,956 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Guns and Roses by RosieWilde reviews
Bella and Edwardʼs relationship is interrupted by WWI. He dreams of glory as a soldier, and she must figure out life without him. A moving story of how friendship turns to love when survival is in doubt. ExB AU/AH. Finalist in the Indie TwiFic Awards.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,809 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The House by luv2beloved reviews
The Cullens entered the House and was thrown into a killer's deadly game in which the only way to win is to lose...and the only way out is to go in. One game. Seven Players. Three rules. Game ends at dawn. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,987 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5603 - Favs: 8,176 - Follows: 2,956 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
China Doll by Madame Meg reviews
All Bella ever wanted was love from her father, King Charlie. But when he starts to love her in the wrong way, she escapes, disguised. A vampire prince called Edward saves her from starvation, but can he save her from her father that pursues her? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,553 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edward's Twilight by retroninjachick reviews
What if Edward was never the vampire. What if it was Bella who was the deadly beautiful Cullen. What if Edward was human and moved to Forks, where his blood sang for Bella? How would that work out? What would Bella do? What about Edward? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,492 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Clandestine by Annilaia reviews
Edward, home for the summer takes a job teaching piano to a young Swan girl. When he falls in love for the oldest Swan daughter, Edward has to keep their relationship a secret, as he deals with his Mother, his cousin, and how much in love he is with Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,935 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
EARTHQUAKE! by Thallium81 reviews
When a virgin is kidnapped in the jungles of Isle Esme, a daring anthropologist rushes in to the rescue. But will they be able to escape the island before falling victim to the predators, natives, and pirates? AH EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silly Little Girl Old Version by MalfoysBtch22 reviews
“Are you an angel?” “No.” He snapped.“But your beautiful like an angel...” She trailed of quietly dropping her head to rest on her knight gown clad knees teddy bear still held tight. “Im far from an angel little girl.” He muttered not quite thinking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,568 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5254 - Favs: 4,722 - Follows: 4,120 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5467 - Favs: 7,909 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just A Dream by mskayla reviews
What happens when promises are broken? What happens when things don't turn out as planned? Bella Swan meets the love of her life, Edward Masen. Just months later he joins the military and is sent to war. When tragedy strikes, are promises enough?Hum-Vam
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 106,049 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Road Trip by penneyxx reviews
Alice decides to take her best friend, Bella, on a trip to see her boyfriend, Jasper, and his room mate, Edward. When Bella finds out that she's going to be living with them for a week, what will she decide to do? Better summary inside. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,005 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008
When Fiction Becomes Reality by Bella-of-the-Ball reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella’s creation. Will Edward make fiction a reality for Bella? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,010 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
Emmett's HitList by twilightaddict13 reviews
It's a Sunday afternoon and Emmett is bored out of his mind. The rest of the family went hunting. Emmett cooks up a plan and picks up the phone,"Hey, Bella.I know something we can do. Come over as soon as you can." Used to be a one shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,447 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008
Beauty and the Nerd by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Bella is the funny, chubby girl. Edward is the 'hot nerd' they are best friends until they are seperated at 10. When Bella becomes a new Bella, every guys wants, will her final promise with Edward last, after all it was sealed with one small kiss...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,466 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Putting Lessons by bethaboo reviews
Edward and Bella, vacationing at the beach, have a little too much fun on the mini golf course. All Human AU. One Shot. Entry in the Dirty Talking Edward Contest and winner of 2nd Place.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Robot can be a Girlfriend by lbj reviews
Carlisle invents a robot that is fantastically realistic for his wife. Edward is given the task of watching over this robot called 'Bella' and finds himself falling in love. Can a vampire love something that can't think? EPOV ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,829 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Between the Scenes by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
The kind of insane situations and conversations do the Twilight characters get into when they're NOT busy being in fanfics. Mentions just about ALL usual pairings. Rated for language and other stuff. FINAL CHAPTER UP.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Take Care by Resiliency reviews
AU, All human. Bella's looking for a summer job and the Cullens are looking for a live-in nanny for the 2 youngest Cullen kids. But Bella finds more than just a decent paycheck at her new job. She finds a best friend, new opportunities, and... true love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,255 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Don't Eat the Casserol,the Filling is Gun Powder by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Edward is a piano loving, outcast, best-friend of Jacob, rebel, girl avoider, and sucks at math. Did I mention that he is the son of the most adored and feard mob boss? Did I also mention his crush over the FBI agent's daughter? All Human OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,706 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Edward
A Life Stolen by newfoundlove reviews
Sequel to A Heart's Savior. Bella and Edward are happily married, starting on this new chapter of their life together - a baby. Is the tragedy that falls upon them survivable? All Human/AU, Rated M for sexual content and adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,633 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4314 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Erasure by streco reviews
Charlie and Bella get into a heated argument over Edward, who is upstairs waiting for Bella. Upon returning to him, Edward forces her to explain the extent of her depression. one shot, post New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inches Away by CrystalBrooke reviews
Do you know," Jared said slowly. "I've sat next to you all year and I haven't a clue what your name is?" My heart sank. Of course he had no idea who I was. I was stupid to think every feeling I had was reciprocated. Kim/Jared. My 1st fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,396 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Edward Sundae by Amethyst Jackson reviews
It's exactly how it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3536 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8371 - Favs: 7,502 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Devouring Edward by Belts reviews
Bella has a secret fetish for whipped cream. What does Edward do when he finds out? Well ...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
He's the Man by elise-marieCULLEN reviews
AU. Edward Cullen disguises himself as sister Alice and attends her school only to find himself falling for his roommate, Bella Swan. Will he be able to control his feelings for her or will Bella think a girl has a crush on her? All Human. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,069 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3551 - Favs: 4,548 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Stalker, Stalker, Saviours by BookMe reviews
The girls are living in Seattle, with some sort of creepy stalker after them. What happens when the boys step in and move in? ExB EmxR AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,296 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
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Hard Plastic reviews
Display windows draw you in, enticing you with their style and flair. They invite you to browse and shop and delight yourself in something new. It's Bella's job as a shopgirl to make these mannequins look so good and one day she gets a surprise when she realizes her creation has more character than she planned. Please enjoy and review! Rated T currently, might change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,915 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Alice, Bella, Edward
The Couch
Edward, finding his life in a state of disarray and pain, looks to Bella to patch him up. Bella, a budding psychology student who is so close to making an impression on her professor, excitedly agrees to mend Edward's woes, though she cannot foresee the tumultuous situation she just found herself in. Please read, enjoy, and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Edward
Lacquer Princess
Edward and Emmett were brothers on the run until they met their girls. Now, Edward reflects on the current stagnation of his life with Bella, and his failure to yet keep his promises. A One-Shot with potential to grow. Please enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Published: 6/17/2014
One Cold Day reviews
Edward Cullen:21, recently divorced. Bella Swan:17 years with the innocence of a small child.A cold day in a forest unites these two and Edward has found a remedy for his pain, but it's bittersweet,especially when his better half isn't legal.Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,773 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
Angels Sing, Gods Play The Piano reviews
Welcome to Washington State Music Academy:Bella Swan gets accepted into a prestigious music academy, where she meets the mysteriously gorgeous Edward Cullen. They make beautiful music, but can that be enough for them to realize their love? ALL HUMAN! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,520 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
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