Amarie Elanesse
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Hey, whoever is bored enough to actually read this.

My name is Amarie Elanesse...All you really need to know is that i'm a bit of a crazy fan girl.

I tend to go through phases where I am completely obsessed with a TV programme, or a book, or an actor etc, and tend to not do anything that isn't in some way connected to what I am currently obsessing over. And, now, I say, that my obsession with scrubs is quietly bowing down to a new craze in my eyes. I am hanging up my white lab coat and stethoscope in place of a brown trench coat and sonic screwdriver. Yes, you guessed it, my latest craze is Doctor Who (oh, and btw, I don’t actually go around wearing a trench coat like the doctor's, it's just a metaphor, lol)

WARNING Doctor Who Fans that aren't up to date with S4 there might...er...WILL be SPOILERS in the following \/ non-Who fans may want to skip! Long DW monologue ahead!

the thing I love the most about Doctor Who, aside from the fact that David Tennant is the most sexy man in the history of the universe (I am so glad that he is staying, I was bawling all week because I thought he was leaving the show after he was shot!) anyway, what I love most is that it's the perfect blend of action, adventure, sci-fi and comedy...plus, there just isn't another show like it! All other sci-fi Programmes don't even begin to compare.

And OMG how awesome was this series finale? I mean, turn left was just awesome! I mean, how scary is it having a giant, and I mean GIANT beetle thing on your back, I mean, really! And then there was stolen earth, and Davros, omg, he's the best villain yet! And The Journey's end? Wow...I mean wow. It was just plain awesome. I couldn't believe the rumours were true! There were two doctors! This is an added bonus I think, because that means two David Tennants, which means SEXINESS IS DOUBLED! I am so glad that Rose and Doctor #2 got together in the end, it was so cute, and heart breaking at the same time! Aww! and I don't know what to think about the Daleks fate, I mean, I’m glad that they're dead, and what not, but they are the most iconic, most renowned Who Villains, and I really hope that this isn't the last we will see of them, I think I would miss the cry of EX-TERM-IN-ATE much too much! But, seriously though, I was cracking up at the way that Donna was making them spin and they were screaming and crying! Omg that was just TOO MUCH! LMAO!

It was just fabulous to see the whole new-series gang together! I mean, it's the most amazing thing ever! Or as the doctor would say, Fantastic!

FAV PAIRINGS

SCRUBS
JD/Cox - this pairing used to make me cringe, but I gotta say, it's grown on me. it's pretty much all I read in the Scrubs-verse
Turk/Carla - they're just made for each other, although, I have yet to come across a fic that focuses on them as a couple...shame
Cox/Carla - I would read this because if Turk wasn't there I could imagine this happening sooner or later. Sadly there's hardly any of this pairing on this site (if any at all...)
Janitor/Elliot - our beloved Janitor deserves someone nice does he not?

HARRY POTTER
Hermione/Draco - ah, opposites attract, as they say.
Harry/Ginny - ah, cuteness
Harry/Draco - What can I say? I’m a slash-a-holic
Remus/Tonks - they never died, they didn't, this couple is too cute for them to have died!
Ted/Victoir - aww

DOCTOR WHO
Rose/doctor (9th or 10th, either one) - come on, they love each other, it's adorable
Jack Harkness/Rose or Martha - they'd make cute couples
Jack/Doctor - like I said, I love slash, and Jack being bisexual anyway only encourages this pairing in my eyes
Jackie/Pete - aww, they're a good couple

PAIRINGS I CAN STAND

SCRUBS
Elliot/Keith - Meh
Janitor/JD - I Prefer JD with Cox, but I’ll read this pairing if it comes up
Jordan/Cox - again, I prefer Cox with JD but what the hey?
Elliot/Cox - a little weird, but not at all unimaginable.

HARRY POTTER
Ron/Hermione - it's a bit brother/sister, but it's canon, so I can stand it to some extent
Harry/Cho - again, it's canon enough so that I can stand it
Bill/Fleur - cute, but not my favourite pairing
Draco/Pansy - Canon-ish

DOCTOR WHO
Doctor/Martha - meh, they seem interested enough in each other to make it work - or at least, she has feelings for him.

NO ANY PAIRINGS

SCRUBS

Anyone with Kelso - no, just no.
anyone with Ted
Anyone with Todd
JD/TURK - Come on, jeez, it's just as bad as incest for crying out loud, it's gross
Elliot/JD - I know I usually don't mind canon pairings, but this is NEVER going to work. Just stay friends!
Cox/Janitor - er...why? Jus-just why? (Shudders) I know I like slash, but GOD there are LIMITS! Except when they're in a threesome with JD

HARRY POTTER

Severus Snape/ anyone - come on, it's gross
Dumbledore/ anyone (cept maybe McGonagall, but even THAT makes me cringe...shudders old people sex...eww)
Fred/George - eww, incest gross.
Harry/Hermione - just as bad as incest, and I don't like it because it aint canon!

DOCTOR WHO
Doctor/Donna - neither is interested in the other in THAT way, they're just friends
Mickey/Rose - I never liked Mickey

Try this out: (it doesn't have to be about scrubs characters, just try it out)

Randomly list twelve of your favourite Scrubs characters:

1) Perry Cox
2) JD
3) Turk
4) Carla
5) Elliot
6) Kelso
7) Keith
8)
Jordan
9) the Todd
10) Laverne
11) Janitor
12) Ted

01.) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
kilos/janitor...I'm glad to say I haven't

02.) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
I'm not a lesbian, but yes, Carla is very hot

03.) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
Forget what Perry would do to him, but Ted would die of shock at actually managing to get any woman to have sex with him, let alone Jordan, let alone get her pregnant!

04.) Do you recall any fics about nine? Can you recommend any?
Fics about Todd. Nope, can't say I have.

05.) Would two and six make a good couple?
JD and Kelso? Eww, not bloody likely

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Elliot /the Todd or Elliot/Laverne umm, that's actually a tricky one. Elliot and the Todd I guess

07.) What would happen if seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?
Keith walks in on ted and JD doing the dirty? God, I hope to hell he would run away as fast as he could.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic:
Turk/Laverne fic? Umm...Turk wants some brown sugar. And Laverne is just the one to give it to him... (Dear god, that's just wrong)

09.) Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Perry/Jordan. It's certainly possible, but I haven't come across one...

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:
Our Lives as Doormats > the I know how you feel story Keith/Ted

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower one?
Umm...how about...carla is a new nurse at the hospital, and being attracted to manly men, she immidiately notices a certain curly haired doctor called Dr Cox. she goes about every way to get him to notice hair...oh, this is going nowhere, I don't know...ahem

12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Keith slash? No...

13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
yes, I've never read a Turk slash, only het

14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
write the janitor, yes. but draw him, er, why would they do that?

15.)Would anyone you kow write Two/Four/Five?
JD/Carla/Elliot? (my god, JD's dreams would come true) I guess so, it's not that unimaginable...

16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Lavernne. "oh lord, jesus!"

17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
A song fic about Jordan. ‘Man-eater' by Nelly fertado(sp?)

18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Perry/kelso/ted warning, enter at risk to your sanity, highly disturbing

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two?
Laverne to JD: Come get some brown sugar, cue tip

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
Elliot? the other day ‘catch my disease' by Tell Her This

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
fab one-liners lol

22.) Would eleven shag nine? Drunk or Sober?
would janitor shag todd? Umm, probably if he'd been drinking, or to pull a prank or somethin, he's weird like that...

23.)If Three and Seven got togather, who would top?
Turk and kieth? Turk...oh god, I dread to think...

24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off withFour. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a breifunhappy affair withTwelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.
"Perry and todd are in a happy relationship, until toddsuddenly runs off withCarla. Perry, broken hearted, has a hot one night stand withjanitor and a brief unhappy affair with ted. Then follows the wise advise of elliotand finds true love with Turk."
it's a mixed up, gay gay world

written by: some weird ass person

25.)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Jordan/Keith...I'd be ok withthat, actually, seeing as Jordan actually has a thing for interns, and seeing Keith squirm is always funny...lmao

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My Life Or Death Wish List by Graffiti2DMyHeart reviews
JD is madly in love with Dr. Cox and when he finally musters up the courage to confess...something tragic happens. Now Perry needs to find the one person who can give him salvation. He just wishes someone would look at him DAMMIT. JDCox
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,090 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
My Muffins by Graffiti2DMyHeart reviews
Dr. Cox feels funny about JD, something he just can't figure out. Maybe love? But what happens when JD falls into depression and becomes a sugar addict. Whats up with the muffins? JDCox
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,615 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
Raising a Hand by LQ Aredhel reviews
JD's needy and submissive disposition lands him in trouble when he finds himself in an abusive relationship. SLASH JDxOMC JDCoxFriendship. Warnings: violence, language, and mentions of rape non explicit .
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 78,990 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 10/23/2007 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
The Strain by daflippnay reviews
An odd strain of virus appears in Sacramento, California... Zombie!fic. JDCox, Turla, Kelliot.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,600 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008
A Christmas Gathering by A Penny in the Wishing Well reviews
Doctor and Rose have dinner with the Tylers. jus a random fic. AU. tell me what you think. sorry, something happened, i had to re-post!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2008
My Hypnotism by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
A hypnotist visits Sacred Heart to share his recent findings. JD and Dr. Cox aren't very impressed, until, well...until things don't go over exactly as planned.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,703 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
My No Reason by CheetahLiv reviews
JD was left outside the door to the Chief of Medicine’s office, his mentor’s blood coating his hands and soaking into his scrubs. SPOILERS FOR HOUSE S2 FINALE. Not a crossover, no slash. Oneshot. Please review!
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Body Betrayal by nyxlett reviews
An unknown infection with strange symptoms breaks out at the hospital. Will disease breed truth? Cox/JD Slash
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
His New Mantra by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
After the welcome back party at the end of, "My Fallen Idol," Perry reflects on the people he'd been ready to leave behind, his son included.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Black and Grey by Bonzodog reviews
His funeral certainly wasn’t what he wanted. He’d no doubt want something big and impressive, then something stupid like ‘one last hug’ from everyone. Not all black and grey. But that's how it was." It's been a year since JD died. Dr Cox thinks. Angst.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
My Punch in the Face by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
Maybe I should’ve just let him hug me. Spoilers for the episode "My Cake" from Season 4.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Their Night Out by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
Now that mentor and protege are closer at work, JD decides it'd be nice if they were closer outside of work too. SEQUEL to "His Silent Treatment."
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
His Silent Treatment by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
Dr. Cox thinks that a silent treatment from JD is like an all expense paid vacation. ...Or does he?
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
He Hates It by Bonzodog reviews
Everything in his life is gone. And when everything in your life is gone, why bother living anymore? Suicide!fic, Dr Cox. *Reviews decide whether he lives!*
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008
50 ways to annoy the Doctor by kitten765 reviews
The Doctor and Rose embark on a pranking war with each other. 10Rose eventually.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,003 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006
Five by somethinguntraceable reviews
Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance. [JDxCox] [600 word ficlet]
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
My Puppy Dog Eyes reviews
Ah, The Dreaded Puppy Eyes, By Far Newbie's Greatest Weapon. So Help Me Jesus, I Never Stood A Chance. Established JD/COX Relationship. Fluff. One shot
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
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