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Joined 04-12-08, id: 1549587, Profile Updated: 04-25-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Previously called: Cullen of Random Funkiness.

I solemnly swear that Fred never died and George wears blue boxers!
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Oho! Found it!

Hello? Hello! This is my profile, welcome! Please do make yourselves comfortable and help yourselves to tea and cookies!

Me? No I won't have any thank you, I live on courgettes and lemon juice.

My name? I don't have one... O.o , well okay yes I do, it's Kat. I am 15 and enjoy wearing stripy tights and DMs and playing guitar! I have fish and some nice socks. I live in England!

I LOVE reading and writing, though admittedly my writing isn't the best... I would appreciate it if you read it though :)

My favourite books are: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Horatio Lyle, Inkheart, Inkspell, Pirates!, Harry Potter, The Eyre Affair and anything thats nice :)

And moosic...ahhh moooosic: Franz Ferdinand, Paolo Nutini, The Feeling, Oasis, Blur, David Bowie, Madness, The Hoosiers...most Indie bands...

If you have read this far then I thank you and wonder why your brain hasn't exploded yet...strange...

Thank you so much all of you who read my story! A special thanks to the people who reviewed, anyone who put me on Alert or added my story to their favourites! It means a lot! :D

I try to reply to all my reviews so please be patient if I don't reply to you straight away, or not at all, I can be rather forgetful! The next chapter should be up soon, I'm working on it. Thanks! :)

I'm so sorry for not updating Dead Eyes for aaaaaaaaaaaages, but I have SERIOUS writers block at the moment...and also I'm thinking about editing all of it, because I read through it all and I realised it had some massive flaws and really bad bits... but we'll see...

Any ideas? pllleeeaaassseeee tell me if you have any ideas or helpful comments. I don't care if you hate my story, but please just tell me where I could improve.

Thanks!

Hugs :)

-Kat-


Okay, I promised myself I would NEVER do one of these EVER...but sigh I have given in...here goes...

Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Absolutely.

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
I would try my damn hardest to!

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
As it happens, I do...

What’s Hermione’s?
Jean.

What’s Ron’s?
Bilius.

What’s Harry’s?
James.

What’s Ginny’s?
Molly...I think...

Have You Seen All The Movies?
Aye!

Read All The Books?
So many times I probably know them off by heart...if only we had essays on HP and not on silly things that I would never have otherwise read...

What Do You Think Of JKR?
Ohh I love her! I have to! She is the creater of what is, in my eyes, the very center of the universe.

Favorites

Weasley?

Fred and George!

Character, Overall?

Again, Fred and George, although :D I do lurv Remus too...

Female Character?
Ohh hard one...Tonks maybe...or Luna!

Male Character?
Apart from Fred, George and Remus...I do like Charlie and Bill too...

Group Of Characters?
The WEASLEYS...

Adult?
Remus.

Professor?
(Aside from Remus) DUMBLEDORE!

Ship?
Remus/Tonks

Spell?
Ohh tricky one...I always thought EXPECTO PATRONUM was pretty funky...

Sweet?
I always liked the thought of sugar quils...

Place?
Hogwarts...or the Burrow...

Weasley Twin?
Choose?! CHOOSE?! I couldn't possibly...

Product?
Skiving Snackboxes! Or those day dream thingies...

Shop?
Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes! OBVIOUSLY.

Least Favorites

Weasley?
I don't think I really have one...I suppose Percy can be a tad annoying...bless him...

Character, Overall?
DOLOHOV. evils

Female?
Pansy Parkinson...

Male?
Dolohov

Adult?
Again, Dolohov.

Student?
Pansy again...

Spell?
Crucio...

Book?
I couldn't possibly say! I don't like a small part of 7 where we are led to believe that Fred dies...LIES I TELL YOU! LIES!

Ship?
Remus/Sirius...why?...Just. Why? And I don't particually like Hermione/Snape or Hermione/Harry either.

Sweet?
COCKROACH CLUSTERRRR

Death Eater?
Dolohov...( I have my reasons)

Shop?
I dunno, one of the freaky ones in Knockturn Alley

Place?
That dungeon in the Malfoy MAnor...

Professor?
Those...ahh...what are they called?! The evil two that teach in the 7th...Oh I'm ebarrassed...

Random

Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Ah yes...I cry quite easily at sad bits in books...

A Movie?
That bit where Dumbly dies :'(

Books or Movies?
Books all the way!

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Yup XD

Been To A Fansite?
Hee hee...yesh...

Been to JKR’s Site?
Yes.

Have You Ever Roleplayed?
What? Harry Potter? Oh yes XD all the time when I was younger.

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
I was George Weasley and my best friend was Fred Weasley.

Did you use to have an absurd theory?
Still do, but it ain't absurrrd.

What was it?
Fred didn't die, he got knocked over. But that was the part where J.K. Rowling stopped writing what really happened, and changed it a bit ;)

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
Eh...no.

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
HAHA XD My friend had a potter party and I dressed up as Tralawney.

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
Hee, oh yes...but that would, fortunately, never happen. They are friends! Not Lovers!

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
No...

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
Well, now I have...I suppose so...(:

Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?
Maybe...maybe cos they are alike...maybe just coincidence.

Do you know what fanfiction is?
No...This IS the "FRED AND GEORDE ARE SO AWESOME" site right?!

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
;) Why yes I have.

Do you read fanfiction?
Indeed I do.

If so, do you like it?
Of course!

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
It would seem so!

What site?
THIS ONE!!

Do you write fanfiction?
Yesssh

Do you like to write fanfiction?
No, I like to torture myself by writing stories in my spare time. rolls eyes

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
I had some fizzing whizbees once...

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
The books, the films, a t-shirt, a mug, a couple of PS2 games...and notepad...

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
No, but I played it at a friends house!

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
Yes! It was the first thing I bought with my own pocket money!

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
I'm not really...maybe Tralawney a couple of times...

Do You Agree With This?
Maybe...

Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?
Apart from Mrs Weasley? XD no.

Do you object to being Called By them?
Not at all!

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Most of them think it's unhealthy, but a couple share my obsession...perhaps not as dedicatedly as I do...

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
XD ohh many...

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
I do it subconciously...

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Absolutely.

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
Of course! I waited patiently for my letter...but alas...it did not come, probably got lost in the post or something...the owl got a bit confused.

Have you re-read the books?
Even if I didn't want to, I don't think I would have enough will power to stop myself.

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
Yes!! It was funny. But only three of us made any real effort...

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
Nay.

Have You Ever Wrote One?
Nopedy doo dar.

Do You Want To?
Not particually.

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
Heee, once I entered a competition to win a life size blow up Dobby...I didn't win...

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
They might die if they read it...

Are You Going To Write One?
No :)

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
It could be worse ;)

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
Luckily, no. I would've had to restrain myself from physically hurting you if you were SKEETER.


I am currently working on a my first Harry Potter fanfiction XD It is about my favourite two characters and I'm not sure where it's going yet, please feel free to review once I get it up! ;)

'I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid – we know we're called Gred and Forge.'
-George Weasley

'I wanted to write. I wanted to smear my imagination all over the page. I wanted to make my own world in the universe of stories. I wanted my thoughts to come alive. To live. To breath. I wanted to forget everything around me, just for a short time, while I indulged myself in words. Letting the sentences weave round my mind, creating impossible things and beautiful stories in which I may delve into at wish. I didn't just want to write. I wanted to create.'
-KEB

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There is a Light by MyPartnerInCrime reviews
"Happiness can be found in even the darkest of times, if only one remembers to turn on the light." / Blaine must be his eyes, ears and safety blanket.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Hidden Away by Lady R. Lotus reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and I've been living in secret, hidden away from humanity all my life. Everyday I have to endure this miserable torment my abusive father and vile brother bring down upon me. Please, someone, anyone, can you save me? BxE, Rated:M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,580 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dateless For Too Long by softballgirl1136 reviews
Bella is sick of spending Saturday nights alone while her two best friends go out on their dates. When she meets Edward, a charming green eyed waiter, she finds hope for herself. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,303 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
A Future in the Past by Sweet Emotion reviews
Bella is able to go back to the year 1918. She meets Edward and they fall in love. When she is forced back to her own century, thinking he's died, she discovers some big surprises when she exiles herself to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,565 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Muggle Magic by PuncturedQuill reviews
Ottery St Catchpole was a sleepy sort of village. Allison Masters felt suffocated there. But meeting Fred Weasley was about to change all that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,872 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Fred W., George W.
Happenstance by southernbelle08 reviews
COMPLETE! Ginny falls by happenstance upon the fledgling relationship between Remus and Tonks. Resolved to track it to the end, she spies night and day on her admittedly gorgeous ex-professor and records her findings in a non-horcrux diary/sir. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,184 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Written in the Stars by EternalEclipse reviews
Remus is assigned to be Eve’s partner for an Astronomy project. They begin as strangers, and then slowly become friends. What happens when they both begin to fancy one another? Only the stars know what the future holds for Remus and Eve. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 179,814 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Love's Sunrise by Happy Bells reviews
Sparks fly when Bella meets a handsome stranger at her birthday party. What happens when she finds out he's her best friend's brother and they're now living in the same house? Is love in the air for a devestated Bella? All Human. Feel good romance. BxEd
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 63,079 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Once upon a time by Isa-BELLA Swan91 reviews
After her father died she had nobody left but her abusive stepmother. She'd given up hope of ever finding someone to love her, until the Cullens moved to town. All human. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,008 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Love Story by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
AU/All human. Bella and Edward fall in love at first sight, but their love is forbidden. Typical story, original plot. Sort of a modern day Romeo and Juliet, but more based off of a song. Will they live to see the day they can be together? Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,174 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ghost of You by something in the wind reviews
When they say respect the dead, heed that warning. Isabella Swan a normal high school girl moves to Forks but unexpectedly finds herself bound to the vampire Edward Cullen. Why may you ask? Because he is the only one who can see her spirit.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,060 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Memories by AllIHaveIsYou reviews
Bella has been placed in Forks mental asylum, she was in a car accident which almost killed her and her fiancee, and she had a nervous breakdown. what will happen when she sees a more than familiar face? its better than it sounds honestly...AH AU COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,612 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Broken Promise by AmethystPhoenix1 reviews
“Brothers take care of each other,” Edward agreed. “Always.” Years after the death of his family, William Masen embarks on the trip he and his brother Edward planned together and is transformed into a vampire, unaware that Edward suffered the same fate.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,628 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
What Could Have Been by jerseygirl12247 reviews
Ever wondered what life would have been like if Edward and Bella had both lived in the 1900s? About Bella, the Cullens, and the Hales, What Could Have Been is narrated by Bella and takes place in Forks in 1918. Hope you enjoy! Sorry, no vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008
Dark Illusions by Masochistic Lion Stupid Lamb reviews
Bella is trapped in the world of Demons with no comfort. Everybody she meets is just the same. Will she ever meet anybody who can understand her? ExB Read and review plz!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Dora's Revenge by the-original-hufflepuff reviews
If Remus insists on calling her Dora, Tonks has a spot of payback in store for her husband. All dialogue drabble. A sequel to The Name Game, but it can probably be read on its own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Name Game by the-original-hufflepuff reviews
Remus explains why it isn't practical for him to call Tonks anything but Dora. A silly, all dialogue drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
His Metamorphmagus by Chikin Wang reviews
[Complete] He's a werewolf struggling to live a normal life. She's a clumsy metamorphmagus with a happy disposition. It all started out at the Leaky Cauldron on a bright summer day...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,650 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
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New Year's Kisses reviews
Hermione finds a red-headed mysterious figure with some interesting expletives in the early hours of the morning in the snowy Grounds of Hogwarts. Written for the Twin Exchange January Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Of Mice and Weasleys reviews
Ahh, the glorious days of Weasley and Weasley. Slightly AU. There's a new girl, and yes I do realise how boring that sounds. One problem, she's a bit different. No darkness, all very light and happy, with a couple of extremely mild angsty moments.FWxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Fred W., George W.
IceSkates reviews
Bella loves ice-skating, the only time in her whole life she's actually graceful. One evening she sees a boy ice-skating, she's awed by his looks and his beautiful, flowing ice-skating-ness. All Human. Fluff and of course ExB.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dead Eyes reviews
Edward is blind and is looked after by his abusing Aunt, because his parents are in hospital. What will happen when he meets the new student Bella Swan? Rated T for mild violence. BXE. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,313 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Edward, Bella