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Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Misc. Books.

Hey, this is Jessica.

I spend my time in these fandoms:

Artemis Fowl

Maximum Ride

Phineas and Ferb

Buffy, the Vampire Slayer

I will also read:

Dollhouse

Hannah Montana

The suite Life Series

Pendragon

Angel

Real Labels That Have Me Questioning The Maker's Sanity...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(So that's why I was using my hair dryer as a security blanket...)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(This is why cavemen are stinky: No one can tell them how to use soap!)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Couldn't you have told me sooner?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Stupid McDonald's coffee person...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But I want to sadistically burn myself!)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(Why am I taking this again?)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to...?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(No, duh!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(STep three: Enjoy the flight!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Anyone else find this warning scary?)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(So many children's dreams have been crushed...)


In no particular order, these are my favorite books:

Artemis Fowl (Eoin Coifer)

Maximum Ride (James Patterson)

Twilight (Stephanie Meyers)

Pendragon (D. J. Machale)

Harry Potter (J. K. Rowling)

The Darren Shan Saga/ Cirque Du Freak (Darren Shan)

The Alice Series (Phyllis Reynolds Naylor)

The Boys vs Girls Series (Phyllis Reynolds Naylor)

Four Things My Geeky-Jock-Of-A-Best-friend Must Do In Europe (Jane Harrington)

13 Reasons why (Jay Asher)

The Chronicles Of Narnia (C. S. Lewis


Quotes-

Dear Diary, Do you have any idea what it’s like to be a wanted criminal? (Don’t answer that question. I really don’t want this diary to end up like Ginny Weasley’s, since it tried to kill her.) - Fang- Diary of a Lovesick MutantPhoenix Fanatic

Wait, how did the cops figure out I lived here? Or maybe…maybe they weren’t cops at all…hmm… Holy crap. Iggy ordered his strippers. -Fang- Diary of a Lovesick Mutant-Phoenix Fanatic

I didn’t know if it was worth the time to read it. However, I’ve heard there’s werewolves in it – how freaking sick would it be to read about vampires and werewolves going at it and trying to rip each other limb to limb? The vampires would be all, “HISSSSS” and the werewolves would be all, “RAWWRRR” and the readers would be all, “GASSSPPPP!”-Fang-Diary of a Lovesick Mutant-Phoenix Fanatic

“JESUS, FANG, YOU’RE A WANTED CRIMINAL ON TV. THAT IS SO COOL,”-Gazzy-Diary of a Lovesick Mutant-Phoenix Fanatic

“Sorry,” I mumbled, but inside, I said, MAX, PLEASE LOVE ME FOREVER.

“It’s all cool,” she said, rubbing the tip of her wing. Dr. M had been really nice and cut all our shirts for us to allow us some breathing room for our wings.

“So what’s up?” I asked. CAN I WORSHIP YOU EVERY DAY?

“Ugh, just on my way back from the bathroom…” She looked down, semi-awkwardly.

“Oh, right.” I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU THIS VERY SECOND.

“I’ll…see you in the morning,” she said, her eyebrows coming together in an arch. She was confused at my behavior. Then again, so was I. Stupid hormones. “’Night.”

“'Night.” YOU’LL BE IN MY DREAMS TONIGHT.-Fang and Max-Diary of a Lovesick Mutant-Phoenix Fanatic

"Shoot. At least there's no vampires."- My mom when she cut herself with an electric knife.

"I'm surprised Katie the vampire dog didn't sniff the blood."- My dad.

"Well, let's say you're like lemon meringue pie. You have a light fluffy surface, a rich, gooey center, but with a strong crust for support."- Ella

"I know I don't live with Max, and I'm not actually related to anyone, and I haven't known her as long as you, but I still deserve a voice! And it's not up to you weather Wally goes over or not. That's up to Max. one of the things I've learned from Max is that stopping her from doing things, like saving the world with Wally, is never a good idea."- Ella

"I love you, Gazzy. And I know you wouldn't want me to be in between you and Zig. I understand. But I love you to much to just stand by."- Saphiran

"You knew he didn't stand a chance! You had no right to kill him!" - Saphiran

Hello my name is Mandy (no one knows my real name) Im a ghost now because i was killed a month ago by a gang of 4 guys. I killed them a wk l8tr 4 beating me to death. If u dnt fwd dis to 10 ppl, I will come + kill you da nxt day. A grl named Caitlyn read it, laughed, then deleted it. L8r that nite she heard my laughter while she was showerin. She was terrified, got her phone, then sent it to 10 ppl 2 l8. L8tr that nite her monther heard her scream. She rushed into her room + saw her beaten to death.another grl, Melanie, recieved dis + sent it rite away to 10 friends. L8tr that nite i came into her room + granted 1 ofher wishes tht she alwys wanted. da nxt mornin her bf whowas in the army had come bak. Tht was her wish. I will grant u 1 wish if u send to 10 ppl - a forwarded text I recieved. I laughed and didn't send it to anyone and I'm still alive.

"Da da da da, da da , da da, CAN'T TOUCH THIS!" - Zigzag

"I have a sword and I'm not afraid to use it!" - Zigzag

"Awkward turtle!" - Zigzag

"I am trying to be incognito so the fangirls and paparazzi don't bombard me. Announcing my identity on the internet does not help!" - Wally

F is for fire that burns down the whole town!

U is for uranium bombs!

N is for no survivers! - A song that reminded me of Iggy and Gazzy.

"Wow, I can see now! Whoop de Doo, it's going to impair my walking ability!" - Iggy

"Stop! Or I will walk!"- pointing out the door. - Iggy

"Nudge! We are trying to make her think it's broken! Broken things don't have ANSWERING MACHINES! - Gazzy

"I have pizza in places where pizza should never be." - Wally

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr. Seuss

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? - Ernest Gaines

Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. - Author Unknown

"Where to? Please tell me it involves five-star tourist resorts with abnormally hot people running around having hot sex on the beach under the glittering stars with the whispering breeze carrying the memories of yesterday."- Fang- Diary of a Lovesick Mutant- Phoenix Fanatic

"Why does the fate of the world depend on my underwear choice?"- Fang- Diary of a Lovesick Mutant- Phoenix Fanatic

"The proverbial crap has just hit the proverbial fan."- Iggy- Diary of a Lovesick Mutant- Phoenix Fanatic

Girls are like the Bermuda Triangle. They're mysterious and weird and will probably end up killing you.- Fang- Diary of a Lovesick Mutant- Phoenix Fanatic

If I had to make a comparison, I'd say that Sam is like Mike from Twilight. Luckily, I'm Edward, and Edward ends up crushing Mike's soul. And yes, Twilight metaphors control my destiny, thank you very much.- Fang- Diary of a Lovesick Mutant- Phoenix Fanatic

For the record, Google and Wikipedia should marry and give birth to a super-baby website that will solve all the world's problems.- Fang- Diary of a Lovesick Mutant- Phoenix Fanatic

"Are you serious? In order to be a true man, you have to read Twilight. That way, a guy can get into a lady's mind. And then her pants."- Iggy- Diary of a Lovesick Mutant- Phoenix Fanatic

"Did you just compare lycanthropy to homosexuality?"- Kurt- I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good- Loony4moony816

Links

How to Submit a Fan Fiction to Fanfiction.net

How to be Like Max From 'Maximum Ride'

List of Fanfiction Terms

My deviantART page

My Max-Dan-Wiz Page


BrunetteWannabee49643 and I have created a long fanfiction story line. We can't publish it here because it's a massive crossover and it's way to long to write. We've been working on it for at least two and a half years! We've decided to make a blog that the characters update. We also made email accounts for them, which you are welcome to message. I plan to publish stories including some of these characters here, but they will never show the full story.

Max's email: alwaysaplan@birdlover.com

Iggy's email: chefhatonFIRE@hotmail.com


You've probably read Phoenix Fanatic's amazing story Diary of a Lovesick Mutant. I made a soundtrack to go along with it! If you havn't read it, then you're missing out! Go read it! I've linked it a dozen times in my favorite quotes.

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In Another's Eyes by Kitsune Heart reviews
Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Grub K., Vinyáya - Complete
10 Secrets of the Maximum Ride Characters by FantasyFan5 reviews
Ever wished you knew what went through Fang's head? Wondered just whose side Jeb was on? Well, look no further. These are ten of the MR characters' secrets that you don't see in the books - their fears, their hopes, their loves. Slight Fax. JP owns all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,429 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Max - Complete
Two leaders one flock Battle for the Vampire angel by WhiteGirl513 reviews
Sequel to Two leaders one flock... Rae has gone with the Volturi to save Iggy and the rest, but they will stop at nothing to get her back. just like last time, IggyxOC, Fax, NudgexOC, GaxxyxOC, and AngelxOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,198 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 9/2/2008
Left Foot Fowl by xxArtemisxFowlxx reviews
Artemis Fowl is many things, but "athletic" is not one of them. Unfortunately this calls for some unwarranted teasing from the other boys of his Saint Bartleby's Physical Education class. Will he let them have the final word?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,185 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Take Me Away by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
Kurt WAS in his right mind. It wasn't his fault that everyone else was judging him, just like they always did. He was just... making adjustments. Expect the Unexpected.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,530 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
The Gasman by StephanieZorander reviews
This time, it's Gazzy who has his own story to share. Angel has been kidnapped, but does Gazzy even know his sister any more? And what explosive secret is Angel hiding? Six years later, and life isn't getting any easier for the birdkids.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Gazzy/The Gasman, Angel
Disturbia: The Original by coelicasi reviews
Max is having terrible, horrific nightmares of the Flock being murdered brutally by a monster. Now Max's world is crashing down around her, & she must stop the dreams from coming true or she she may become the very thing that killed them. ABANDONED
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,265 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - [Max, Fang] V. Martinez, OC - Complete
I Did See Her Again by ChronosAbyss reviews
What if Doofensmirtz had seen Linda again after that first date? Perry the Platypus is forced to listen to a rather disturbing back-story in which he learns the true relationship between Dr. D and the Flynn family. *Completed*
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Linda - Complete
Sun Gone Lost by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
"How much use could you be if you abandoned your baby girl? You're anything but badass." A detailed account of Puck and the people surrounding him as disease ravages his mind. Expect the Unexpected.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,149 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Puck
Such Great Heights by whozzat reviews
Finn struggles with bizarre, new feelings that he never expected. But don't let my lack of talent in writing summaries scare you away. Complete! Season One! Wrote this when I was 15, no judging.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,034 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Wells And Summers by Lightdemondarkangel reviews
“We can’t just tell Buffy ‘Hey, your dad cheated on your mom more than once and this time, he got someone pregnant. Congratulations, Andrew’s your brother!’ It doesn’t work that way.”
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,505 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Andrew
Unheeded Warning: Synergy by DZAuthor AKA DZMom reviews
IN PROGRESS. The Flock faces danger while Max faces her worst enemy. Who can she trust? Does anyone ever tell her the truth? What really happened after The Final Warning? Rated Teen for Limes - non-explicit sexual activity - and violence. AUDIO - SEE CH 1
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 72,173 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Max, Fang
Discombobulate by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
Finn's been acting strangely, and it's so much worse than anyone thought. Expect the Unexpected.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 58,460 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Finn H. - Complete
How long is forever? by Aleria14 reviews
Nudge is transported to the future, after the Flock fought a new enemy, an agent from Itex. Once there, she learns what would happen to the Flock without her. Where did they all end up? Can she get them back together, or will she be stuck in the future?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,948 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009
The Rose by coalitiongirl reviews
The Watchers Academy- where young potential slayers and watchers go to train in demonology, magic, and combat so that they can someday fight vampires, demons, and the forces of evil... ensemble fic, full summary inside
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 173,294 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
A Minor Incident by lifeluver reviews
But Puck never got to say what he bet this time, because he was interrupted by a whisper from the other boy, so quiet he barely heard the earth shattering statement that had caused this entire painful encounter and effectively ruined Puck's naptime.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,763 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Subversion by Emma CS Me reviews
Finn is attacked by Kurt's boyfriend one night, when home alone. Not that anyone is going to realize it. Beware - triggery. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,918 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Finn H. - Complete
Kurt's April Fool by Victoria1127 reviews
Kurt plays the April Fools' joke to end all April Fools' jokes.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Much at Stake by Mediancat reviews
Take Buffy, Giles, a new Slayer, a possible new Watcher, a scheme by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, add what Phineas and Ferb are going to do today, stir well, and stand back.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Buffy S.
Biology by MusicNinja reviews
Ferb's biological mother returns from england, not having seen her son in almost a decade. How will the somewhat peaceful and certainly happy Flynn-Fletcher family react to this fateful reunion and what changes will occur. Rated T for kidnapping.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,297 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009
Off Broadway by blottedpen23 reviews
Rachel's going in for the kill to finally grab that elusive Tony award she's been dreaming of. But an unexpected casting change of her leading man simply throws her off. Can they still make magic on stage? Or will it all fall flat in their faces?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Rachel B., Kurt H. - Complete
The Disbanded: Divided We Stand by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Max and the others fail to rescue Angel and Nudge from Itex, tension splits them apart. Listen as each of the remaining members tell their own story. But soon they'll have to take one last stand together. FAX in later chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 65,266 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
We're All We've Got by sunsetofdoom reviews
Phineas and Ferb have finally been busted, and for real this time. But when they get sent away to a mysterious reform camp, they might not come back the same as they were- or they might not come back at all.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,116 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Phineas, Ferb
Freak by Impending Reality reviews
Fang is captured and Erasified. Horrified by what he has become, he escapes and joins a rogue group of Erasers who call themselves the Pack. 5 years later, the Flock and the Pack cross paths. Will old flames reignite? Major FAX angst! R&R! Chapter 18 UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,670 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Fang, Max
His Legacy by alexa35 reviews
When a simple nurse finds a stack of unopened letters under the hospital bed of the late Gasman addressed to several people with highly unusual names, she makes it her mission to get those letters to who they were meant for, no matter what it takes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,022 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Gazzy/The Gasman
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8203 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Sight by 123nnana reviews
Being blind isn't easy. Well, it is actually pretty easy. But that doesn't mean it's...preferable to having sight. Nobody realizes what a great blessing it is, just to be able to see the sky. Set during FANG, when they go to the art museum.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Iggy
There is help, there is hope by Loony4moony816 reviews
Finn Hudson used to be Superman. And he will be again, if he has anything to say about it. Response to a prompt on the glee angst meme about how Finn needed to do more to gain forgiveness. Finn/Kurt friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,837 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Pure as me by sophiesayshi reviews
10 years ago, Angel and Total are separated from the whole flock, who they now believe to be dead. Now back in Virginia, something a whole lot worse than the School surfaces, not to mention more surprises and an enemy that seems impossible to defeat...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 113,268 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Angel, Total
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Only The Good by Gandalf3213 reviews
During a trip down South, Kurt gets beaten within an inch of his life. In the aftermath of the event, Kurt begins to distance himself from his friends. They write letters to him, trying to understand before it's too late.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,201 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Kurt H. - Complete
Shattered by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
When a tragic act of violence strikes McKinley High, the Glee members must find ways to cope with the aftermath of the incident. Ensemble piece.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,645 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
The One With The Jellyfish by Loony4moony816 reviews
He wasn't handling it very well. CRACK
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sue S., Kurt H. - Complete
Well, Hello by charleyreede reviews
Just a standard business meeting in America - but who's that sitting in the corner?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Artemis F.
My Various Buffy Poems by Topher3.0
A collection of my 'Various Buffy Poems'.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 290 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010
Iggy goes to Walmart by ChocolateMilk2 reviews
...and discovers that blindless does indeed have its downsides. MR2 crack, you have been warned.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Iggy, Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
A New Spin On Things by brunnettewannabe49643 reviews
A Buffy/Dollhouse/Maximum Ride x-over. What if "Faith" and "Echo" were the same? What if "Dollhouse" was run by Itex? And... what if Faith had a kid? Very interesting plotline. :
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Faith L., Echo/Caroline F.
My Immortal by malitopia reviews
Gazzy's thoughts as he waits in the hospital room with Angel, who's slowly dying from cancer. AH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Angel, Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
YOUR Flock! by AthenaPersephone14 reviews
Have you ever wanted to fly like the Flock? Kick an Eraser's butt? Or infiltrate Itex? Now's you chance! Simply review and fill out an application.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010
A New Life by ButlerXArtemis reviews
Artemis encounters a vampire. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Angel & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Angel, Artemis F.
Engaging Nightmare by octo-spark reviews
Children normally look at the world as a place of fun and play. But, when they grow older, that view is shattered into millions of pieces, along with that precious innocence. Rated for language and sexual content. Rating may change...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,056 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Ferb
Captured! by fourthelement reviews
Iggy finds himself locked up in a dungeon after distracting the Erasers so Max and the others could escape. Except that he's not alone... Rated T for language and just in case.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Iggy, Maya A./Max 2
Shadows of the Flock by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Max and remainders of the flock deal with the death of other flock members. If you're not interested in seeing flock members die, do not read. I'm serious. Nudge and Angel won't be the only ones gone at the end. There will be Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 33,958 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
The Mic Can't Keep a Secret by PsychoandProud reviews
We write fanfics all the time, but what does the Flock think about it? How do they feel about pairings like Fax, Eggy, and Fissa? Find out in this exclusive interview! R&R please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,621 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009
Elemental by Liris reviews
Set after TTP. Artemis, Butler, Holly and Trouble are called together, but by who, or what? Will contain violence eventually, plot still under construction. H/A.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,473 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009
Artemis Fowl: The Vampire Conspiration by Borax reviews
Artemis is kidnapped by the Volturi to be turned into a vampire. Now, not only does he have to save the People from the Volturi's greediness, but there's also the matter of a punitive expedition in Forks. A/H, Twilight canon couples.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,961 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Alchemy by GoddessofDemise reviews
50ThemesChallenge What so easily turns to gold with the sunset, can morph again by mourning. A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Holly S.
The Gypsy's Prophecy by Power of the Pen12 reviews
A gypsy at a carnival predicts Holly's capture and torture. Artemis, terrified for his friend, takes Holly across Ireland, trying desperately to protect her. But danger follows them wherever they go. A/H, rated for torture in later chapters. FINISHED.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,636 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Ouija Board by Fangalicous08 reviews
Max and Fang discover a mysterious game, but soon the game gets out of hand. Can Max and Fang get themselves out of this mess or will they come to a tragic end?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,549 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Storyteller by emcey squared reviews
Andrew spent his whole life telling himself stories to make up for how bad reality was. But Anya told him to stop telling stories and live. It might not have been the whole truth, but it wasn’t a story, either. Anya died saving Andrew.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Andrew, Anya J. - Complete
What? by LGold reviews
3:00 am. Tomorrow should see Faith in LA. What do you think about, your last night on the run?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Faith L. - Complete
Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After a really random scene, Iggy Skywalker is supposed to save the universe. But, Fang Solo is drunk, the plot is deteriorating, and Gazzy's emo. Obviously, a parody. OOC. Random. The consequences of boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Iggy, Jeb B. - Complete
Ode To Iggy by AshleyMarie2012 reviews
A poem I wrote, confessing my love for our dear Iggy. I do not own Maximum Ride or any of the characters...including Iggy. *Sighs depressingly*
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
The Story of Justin by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
This is the story of Justin, Fang and Iggy's illegitimate child, who was adopted by Rosalie and Emmett. This story is a Christmas Gift to all my 'Avian Flu' readers. So, if you haven't read my other story, this may not make sense to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Of Freaks and Geeks by Emberwillow14 reviews
SEQUEL TO OF FUR AND FEATHERS! Gazzy is back, but this time, he's a vampire different from everyone else? And what the heck is a Moroi? Who is Kara and why does it matter that Isaiah kidnapped her? READ AND FIND OUT! MR/Twilight/Vampire Academy cross over
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,412 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
When Maximum Ride comes to Cherub by Adiver reviews
This is a story about when the flock come to cherub. You need to read at least one maximum ride book and one cherub book. Also read GLiSt 's story it helps. My first fanfic made by me and a friend-Penelope Louise. Be nice!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
I hate School by D-Reezy42 reviews
what really happened when Max and the gang went to school in Virginia. Meet the normal school goers. A couple off kids whose biggest problem was what to wear to Winter Formal, until they met Maximum Ride. Includes: Tess, Sam, Lissa, Chari, head honcho too
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,073 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007
Le Garcon Que Aime La Fille by rainxface reviews
The Boy Who Loved The Girl. Max's voice wasn't supposed to stay. Jeb locks her away in a mental hospital, agonizing Fang. When she turns up five years later, how is Fang to react? MY LAST FF!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
The RETURN of the Q and A! by Mii-Chan 24 reviews
I 'said' we'd come back, didn't I? This one goes to all of our old 'Q and A - Flock Style' readers, and I hope we can do as good as we did last time. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, come on in and see for yourself! -Max ON INDEFINITE HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,401 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008
Losing Count by tanyart reviews
Here was Gazzy; twenty-two years old, a college student, and hopelessly in love with his best friend. Thinking back, he probably should have paid more attention to timing. SLASH, Iggy/Gazzy. Done for nathan-p's MR Kink Meme.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
A Wish to Heal Immortal Wounds by Skye Maxwell reviews
After 18 years, the pain of what happened after the destruction of Itex is still fresh and unbearable. What can make the hurt disappear? One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2008 - [Max, Fang] Angel - Complete
Two Leaders One Flock by WhiteGirl513 reviews
Raging Fury, better known as Rae, has missed her last chance to escape the school. What happends when a certain Max and flock savers her and her own? FAX, IggyxOC, NudgexOC, GazzyxOC, and AngelxOC. First fan fic ever. Hope you like! Twilight people later!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,626 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Blind by fourthelement reviews
Max," I whispered. "Promise me that I'll see you when I come back." That was the first promise to me that Max ever broke. But I guess it wasn't her fault. Songfic to Blind by Lifehouse. One-Sided IggyxMax
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Dear Stupid by Broken Oken reviews
Enter the hysterical journal entries of Smoken Oliver Oken as he deals with a cynical psychiatrist, an ugly creature known as the 'Jerk Rat', and newfound feelings for one of his best friends? Major MileyOliver, slight LillyJackson, and sort of MileyJake.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,108 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Hannah M./Miley S., Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete
Close To HomeSo Far Away by Gabrielle Lawson reviews
wBTVS No one in L.A. can see him, hear him, or touch him... but is Doyle a ghost, or something entirely different?
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 68,811 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 3/20/2000 - Complete
Reunion by maxride08 reviews
This is about Max's daughter Lucy and her journey to the 20th flock reunion. She wants to find out about her fathers mysterious past and the family she has never known. But now Max must choose between going to get her daughter and facing her past. :: COMPLETE
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 26,635 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Remembrance by XIII Dragon reviews
Please, if you are reading this, whoever you are, find Ella Martinez, give her this book and tell her it's from Iggy. Tell her that I love her. Tell her not to look for me. That it's better if she just forgot about me. Set a couple of years after MR3.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,526 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007
Bring Her Back by lys phillips reviews
Angel has died in battle. Max and the Flock go to Jeb's house to plead with him to bring her back. He brought back Ari, can't he do the same thing for Angel? OneShot. A short piece that tugged at me to write, has no real purpose anywhere else.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Angel, Fang - Complete
Q and A Flock Style! by Mii-Chan 24 reviews
Q and A is no more! Please go read 'Famous Last Words'. I can't write this anymore. Read chapter 10 for more details DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,586 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Twists And Turns Of Love by DannyRebecca reviews
Fang and Iggy are in love. what more can they do? Max is mad, Gazzy's disgusted, Angel is loving it and Nudge keeps fainting. thing after thing happens that tries to stop the relationship. will it succeed, or was it really made to be? Figgy Arggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 18,664 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Pendragon: The Keys of Destiny by Quatre Winner reviews
Bobby Pendragon thought he’d figured out all he needed to know about being a Traveler. A trip to Traverse Town will prove him wrong as he learns that Halla is being threatened by a far more dangerous force than Saint Dane: The Heartless. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,089 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Sora, Bobby P.
Artemis Fowl and the House Elf by RockSunner reviews
When Holly is caught in a house elf contract, Artemis must infiltrate Hogwarts to free her. Crossover with Harry Potter. Spoilers for TLC and HBP.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
When Fan Girls Attack! by Ashley-Lampost reviews
When stopping for the night, Max and the gang run into rabid fangirls! Oneshot. ParodyHumor
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Perfect World by Mediancat reviews
In 2020, eleven people are called together by a mysterious stranger.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,051 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Complete
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The Story of Zigzag reviews
A young girl grows up in a strange world.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Ari B., Gazzy/The Gasman
Because of You
-The Pigman- John and Lorraine visit a grave.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Super reviews
The Flock is part of something... supernatural.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Nudge, Angel
Mom reviews
Unnamed character discovers vampires. Short.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Faith L. - Complete
Gingerflock reviews
Nudge finds a gingerbread cookie mix. For Skye Maxwell's challenge on MaximumX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Max - Complete