Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Misc. Books.
Hey, this is Jessica.
I spend my time in these fandoms:
Phineas and Ferb
Buffy, the Vampire Slayer
I will also read:
The suite Life Series
Real Labels That Have Me Questioning The Maker's Sanity...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
In no particular order, these are my favorite books:
Artemis Fowl (Eoin Coifer)
Maximum Ride (James Patterson)
Twilight (Stephanie Meyers)
Pendragon (D. J. Machale)
Harry Potter (J. K. Rowling)
The Darren Shan Saga/ Cirque Du Freak (Darren Shan)
The Alice Series (Phyllis Reynolds Naylor)
The Boys vs Girls Series (Phyllis Reynolds Naylor)
Four Things My Geeky-Jock-Of-A-Best-friend Must Do In Europe (Jane Harrington)
13 Reasons why (Jay Asher)
The Chronicles Of Narnia (C. S. Lewis
Dear Diary, Do you have any idea what it’s like to be a wanted criminal? (Don’t answer that question. I really don’t want this diary to end up like Ginny Weasley’s, since it tried to kill her.) - Fang- Diary of a Lovesick MutantPhoenix Fanatic
Wait, how did the cops figure out I lived here? Or maybe…maybe they weren’t cops at all…hmm… Holy crap. Iggy ordered his strippers. -Fang- Diary of a Lovesick Mutant-Phoenix Fanatic
I didn’t know if it was worth the time to read it. However, I’ve heard there’s werewolves in it – how freaking sick would it be to read about vampires and werewolves going at it and trying to rip each other limb to limb? The vampires would be all, “HISSSSS” and the werewolves would be all, “RAWWRRR” and the readers would be all, “GASSSPPPP!”-Fang-Diary of a Lovesick Mutant-Phoenix Fanatic
“JESUS, FANG, YOU’RE A WANTED CRIMINAL ON TV. THAT IS SO COOL,”-Gazzy-Diary of a Lovesick Mutant-Phoenix Fanatic
“Sorry,” I mumbled, but inside, I said, MAX, PLEASE LOVE ME FOREVER.
“It’s all cool,” she said, rubbing the tip of her wing. Dr. M had been really nice and cut all our shirts for us to allow us some breathing room for our wings.
“So what’s up?” I asked. CAN I WORSHIP YOU EVERY DAY?
“Ugh, just on my way back from the bathroom…” She looked down, semi-awkwardly.
“Oh, right.” I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU THIS VERY SECOND.
“I’ll…see you in the morning,” she said, her eyebrows coming together in an arch. She was confused at my behavior. Then again, so was I. Stupid hormones. “’Night.”
“'Night.” YOU’LL BE IN MY DREAMS TONIGHT.-Fang and Max-Diary of a Lovesick Mutant-Phoenix Fanatic
"Shoot. At least there's no vampires."- My mom when she cut herself with an electric knife.
"I'm surprised Katie the vampire dog didn't sniff the blood."- My dad.
"Well, let's say you're like lemon meringue pie. You have a light fluffy surface, a rich, gooey center, but with a strong crust for support."- Ella
"I know I don't live with Max, and I'm not actually related to anyone, and I haven't known her as long as you, but I still deserve a voice! And it's not up to you weather Wally goes over or not. That's up to Max. one of the things I've learned from Max is that stopping her from doing things, like saving the world with Wally, is never a good idea."- Ella
"I love you, Gazzy. And I know you wouldn't want me to be in between you and Zig. I understand. But I love you to much to just stand by."- Saphiran
"You knew he didn't stand a chance! You had no right to kill him!" - Saphiran
Hello my name is Mandy (no one knows my real name) Im a ghost now because i was killed a month ago by a gang of 4 guys. I killed them a wk l8tr 4 beating me to death. If u dnt fwd dis to 10 ppl, I will come + kill you da nxt day. A grl named Caitlyn read it, laughed, then deleted it. L8r that nite she heard my laughter while she was showerin. She was terrified, got her phone, then sent it to 10 ppl 2 l8. L8tr that nite her monther heard her scream. She rushed into her room + saw her beaten to death.another grl, Melanie, recieved dis + sent it rite away to 10 friends. L8tr that nite i came into her room + granted 1 ofher wishes tht she alwys wanted. da nxt mornin her bf whowas in the army had come bak. Tht was her wish. I will grant u 1 wish if u send to 10 ppl - a forwarded text I recieved. I laughed and didn't send it to anyone and I'm still alive.
"Da da da da, da da , da da, CAN'T TOUCH THIS!" - Zigzag
"I have a sword and I'm not afraid to use it!" - Zigzag
"Awkward turtle!" - Zigzag
"I am trying to be incognito so the fangirls and paparazzi don't bombard me. Announcing my identity on the internet does not help!" - Wally
F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
U is for uranium bombs!
N is for no survivers! - A song that reminded me of Iggy and Gazzy.
"Wow, I can see now! Whoop de Doo, it's going to impair my walking ability!" - Iggy
"Stop! Or I will walk!"- pointing out the door. - Iggy
"Nudge! We are trying to make her think it's broken! Broken things don't have ANSWERING MACHINES! - Gazzy
"I have pizza in places where pizza should never be." - Wally
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr. Seuss
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? - Ernest Gaines
Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. - Author Unknown
"Where to? Please tell me it involves five-star tourist resorts with abnormally hot people running around having hot sex on the beach under the glittering stars with the whispering breeze carrying the memories of yesterday."- Fang- Diary of a Lovesick Mutant- Phoenix Fanatic
"Why does the fate of the world depend on my underwear choice?"- Fang- Diary of a Lovesick Mutant- Phoenix Fanatic
"The proverbial crap has just hit the proverbial fan."- Iggy- Diary of a Lovesick Mutant- Phoenix Fanatic
Girls are like the Bermuda Triangle. They're mysterious and weird and will probably end up killing you.- Fang- Diary of a Lovesick Mutant- Phoenix Fanatic
If I had to make a comparison, I'd say that Sam is like Mike from Twilight. Luckily, I'm Edward, and Edward ends up crushing Mike's soul. And yes, Twilight metaphors control my destiny, thank you very much.- Fang- Diary of a Lovesick Mutant- Phoenix Fanatic
For the record, Google and Wikipedia should marry and give birth to a super-baby website that will solve all the world's problems.- Fang- Diary of a Lovesick Mutant- Phoenix Fanatic
"Are you serious? In order to be a true man, you have to read Twilight. That way, a guy can get into a lady's mind. And then her pants."- Iggy- Diary of a Lovesick Mutant- Phoenix Fanatic
"Did you just compare lycanthropy to homosexuality?"- Kurt- I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good- Loony4moony816
BrunetteWannabee49643 and I have created a long fanfiction story line. We can't publish it here because it's a massive crossover and it's way to long to write. We've been working on it for at least two and a half years! We've decided to make a blog that the characters update. We also made email accounts for them, which you are welcome to message. I plan to publish stories including some of these characters here, but they will never show the full story.
Max's email: firstname.lastname@example.org
Iggy's email: chefhatonFIRE@hotmail.com
You've probably read Phoenix Fanatic's amazing story Diary of a Lovesick Mutant. I made a soundtrack to go along with it! If you havn't read it, then you're missing out! Go read it! I've linked it a dozen times in my favorite quotes.