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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Gallagher Girls.

Hi. My name is _ _.
I am _ years old.
I don't give out information very easily.
I love the Gallagher Girl Series!

So you wanna know my favorite fan-fic author?
I'm sorry to all my others, but my all-time fav is:
She is cool and funny. I don't know her personally,
but if I did, I would totally want to be her BFF.

People! Please read my stories!! Geez.
I only had 5 reviews for the 1st one, and only
oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviewed my 2nd! Please review and read my stories!

My past names have been (ugh) edwardcullenhott1023, emmettlover1023,
and now my current one is futurecammiegoode.

People, I am new-ish to writing fanfics, but is that any reason to
ignore my stories? they r good!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.


1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Author has made 1 Gallagher Girl Story and 2 Twilight Stories.

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The Jacob and Bella Story by McJess reviews
Bella and Jacob fall in love, but then Edward returns. What will happen? R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,297 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Saving Bella by BellaBaby2813 reviews
What if on the way to the ballet studio, the others got stuck in traffic? And only Rosalie could save Bella? Would she do it? Or let Bella die? Would this change the way she saw Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Rosalie
Aro's Little Princess by BellaBaby2813 reviews
Bella is the daughter of Aro, one of the Volturi and is bored to death if even possible for a vampire and lonely. But that all changes when a desperate to die vampire named Edward comes along and takes her back to Forks with him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,170 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Choosing Colorful Candy by nope7777 reviews
Everybody is a different color M&M. Some are red, or yellow, or blue. But how do you know which is right for you? You don't. You've got to try them all out, one by one, and savor them while they last. Oneshot.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
M&Ms by nope7777 reviews
I crouched in front of the walls that protected The Gallagher Academy, hidden by the shadows. I had lost my tail in New Jersey, but was secretly hoping that someone had continued to follow. Someone that could save me from this infinite torture.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Another Big Misunderstanding by Astalavisbay reviews
Short humorous drabble. After the episode 'Southern Raiders'. May be seen as a sequel to 'A Big Misunderstanding'
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Flawed Design by with no handlebars reviews
Maybe this is all apart of my flawed design. Zuko/Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Breaking Dawn by twilightobsessed92 reviews
This is my version of the next Twilight book as all us obsessed fans sit and wait for the next book. Will Bella and Edward marry? Will Bella become a Vampire? What will happen to Jake? All this and much more in this novel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008
Southern Beauty by BellaBaby2813 reviews
Alyssa, Jasper, and Samuel grew up together in Houston, Texas in the late 1800's. So when Jasper is sent to war, Alyssa and Samuel meet up accidently with a vampire. Now, one hundred and something years later, they find someone they thought was long gone.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2008
Poor Little Lion by BellaBaby2813 reviews
Edward will brave anything for Bella...Even her cooking. But can poor Edward's stomach muscle the human food? A cute little one shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Wizard Maffia Incorporated by Bri Leonard reviews
Hermione finds out she is adopted, Draco get hired to be saved from Voldemort and ends up being a body guard for none other than...Hermione. I suck at summeries but pls read it's funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Cliffs by wrecking reviews
Jacob and Bella enjoy a morning together, a little too much. Jacob/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Unraveled by Archica reviews
Hermione is about to be executed. Draco is lonely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Jane Finds Love reviews
I just thought this up off the top of my head the other day; I thought that Jane has had enough of being single, and should have a chance to find a mate! Well, here it is! My first Jane story! NOT a one-shot! Jane/Austen. Austen is MY character! No taking
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jane
Catch reviews
Spoiler for CMH. Zach/Cammie. Cammie runs into Bex at the mall when they're 25. she feels like she's being tailed and runs for the elevator. She runs into Zach there. It unfolds.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
All Around the Cullen Family Tree reviews
Okay, this may be a spoiler to those who haven't read Breaking Dawn, so I'm sorry. In this, well, it doesn't have a real plot until Chapter 2. Chapter 1 was written at 2 am as a fluke. Just that. I hope you love my story as much as I do!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Twist reviews
We travel back in time with Bella and see her and Edward from the very last official proposal. It's a very funny version of Twilight the Vampire romance novel. This is my very first story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2008